₦airaland Forum

AkeNathan:
Please re-sign and let a new party chairman fight for electronic voting.

PDP should deploy all its serving senators to support a motion that will make electronic voting possible in 2023.

APC rigging and subsequent rigging by any ruling party will be check-mated from there

How many senator are we talking about? U are more confused than secondus

Telegraph? Fake news! The paper doesn't have any agenda than Buhari and APC! Useless paper! The Sad yeast paper!

Fadomero:
I don't know why whenever I see this Muslims something scary just go through my mind I always remember osama

Its a sign u will lack self confidence, any problem you have will always consume you and you will never free from your worries until you see Muslim and nothing scary runs through your mind, then you will be in peace! 'Xeno' human everywhere!

J4JUVENTUS:
Keep on laughing at your foolishness boy.. Mumu Zombie!

Even you, has given up on yourself! Just continue ............................ We're trying to bridge the gap of ur education but unfortunately, you want to die illiterate! I won't answer you after this because silent is the best answer for 'J4juventus' (a certified fool)

Studyinchina200:
I took a train last week from Shanghai to Nanchang,China.

You guys can see the difference hmm

Even UK doesn't have this type

This is super story!

J4JUVENTUS:
Zombie you should go collect your school fees first.. Is Apc your Father's name? Mumu! The bill will be activated and it will consume you..

Wailer for life! One basic features of 'ground zero wailer' is ignoring fact for foolishness! We're trying to educate u but u want to remain 'olodo'. I can only advice you to continue because the whole world has given up on u

J4JUVENTUS:
He is covered ,since he is an APC member.
Under APC administration ,court orders are not obeyed ..They are just making all these noise to distract some citizens from seeing how they are gradually sinking this country..

Please collect your school fees back from any school you attended (if at all you did attend any)! He's a Governor and he's covered by immunity even if found wanting. He's only contending openning an investigation when he was a FCT minister. And you started spewing rubbish. Ho children of hate, behold as hate bill activate soon

Telegraph with their stupid sensational reporting! An embittered former useless commissioner who happened to be APC member is now 'APC chieftain'! It's hatred that will kill this newspaper! Soon, we will activate hate speech bill and prison will be the abode of their editor! Mark my word!

Most wedding in different countries are guided by what some people may considered funny or sometimes 'weird'. Below are few details of such weddings:
1. Pre-planned crying, China
This tradition is common for the Tujia people in China. One month before the wedding ceremony the bride begins to cry for one hour every day. For those people this is apparently the way of expressing joy and happiness about the upcoming event. One week later her mother joins her, then her grandmother, and by the noon of the wedding day all the women of the family end up sitting and crying together in different tones.

2. Stealing the groom shoe, India
The bride’s family and friends, usually the bridesmaids, steal one of the groom’s shoes once he enters the wedding place. The groom’s family have to protect the shoe as hard as they can, although the bride’s side always wins over. To get back the shoe the groom will have to bribe the maids, they can demand as much as they want and the he will have to satisfy their demands, otherwise he will just not be able to marry the bride.

3. Spitting on the bride, Kenya
In Massai culture in Kenya the bride will also go through a lot even before her married life begins: at first her new mother-in-law will shave her head and rub it with lamb fat. And this is not the craziest thing about the Kenyan wedding: the father of the bride will then spit on her newly shaved head and breast. One would think this is the way of showing that the father feels hurt by the fact that his little daughter leaves the family, in fact in their culture spitting on someone is the way of blessing. After that the bride leaves the village with her husband and never looks back (well, after such a humiliation with the head shaved and spitted on you will hardly want to look back), otherwise she will turn into a stone.

4. Shooting the bride, china
In Yugur culture, in China, the groom shoots his bride with three bows and arrows. Sounds crazy, but stop panicking: the arrows do not have arrowheads, so the bride at least stays alive. After that the groom takes the arrows and breaks them all, showing that he will love his new wife forever. Well, that is weird, if he loves her, why would he shoot her in the first place?

5. Blackening the Bride, Scotland
This ritual is carried out on the noon of the wedding day: the bride’s closest friends and relatives collect the most disgusting things they can find, traditionally it is spoiled milk, food leftovers, dead fish, mud and some feathers on the top of that, and throw it all on the bride. She is then tied to a tree, and only after that her friends take her to a nearest bar for a night of severe drinking: and still no shower for the bride! Sounds incredible, but there is a relatively logical explanation for such a crazy tradition: the Scottish people believe that if a bride can stay all the grossness and humiliation of the pre-wedding day, the life with a husband will not be a problem for her. Seems they are not too optimistic about the marriage!

Add the Nigerian ones please!

Read more:
https://funrumor.com/entertainment/the-weirdest-wedding-traditions-from-around-the-globe/

You will get sense when u get to the bridge. Awon ole! I hope FG free all of u to go & work at 'ASUU' University so that you can have 200% autonomy! I wonder how the 'Unis' are receiving fund and still claiming autonomy!

Eartquake1:
I need a ruling to shit please

Before entering the toilet

[بِسْمِ اللهِ] اَللَّهُمَّ إِنِّيْ أَعُوْذُ بِكَ مِنَ الْخُبْثِ وَالْخَبَائِثِ.

[In the name of Allaah]. O Allaah, I take refuge with you from all evil and evil-doers.

After leaving the toilet

غُفْرَانَكَ.

I ask You [Allaah] for forgiveness.

And you enter toilet with your left leg and come out with your right leg. Hope this helps you! I know you will be wandering that there is response actually to your statement. Well that's Islam '4u'! The most stupid human with an idiot statement will be meet with responsible response! That's Islam 4u again! I sincerely invite you to religion of peace where all your aspect of you can think of is guided by Allah!

UnitedNigeriaUN:
Mr Seun, you need to do thorough screening of your moderators... many of them have been bought in by Jihadists.

That is why a Jihadist Nairaland member creates a thread

A Jihadist moderator promotes it to front-page...

while a Jihadist Nairaland member with a different moniker comments first.

The Jihadist Nairaland members comments first

They comment against progressive ideologies.

This have been their agenda.

BEWARE

And a confirmed idiot is reading jihadist post! Confused unlimited

Imagine a lady telling you she lost her virginity through swimming exercise I am confused!

Newguyhere:
"I'm a virgin ".
I later got to find out that it was a big fat lie

how?

Skyfornia:
Don't try the Igbos...they don't abandon their own like the yorubas did to Sowore, Abiola and Fela. As long as you are genuine and upright...Igbos will fight for you if you are their own.

Your 'Air Peace guy' onyema should make peace with himself by visiting US to clear his name so that all our bloda from the yeast can have peace

A constitutional lawyer, Mr Johnmary Jideobi, has approached the Federal High Court in Abuja, asking it to bar the Federal Government from giving effect to any extradition request against the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Air Peace, Mr Allen Onyema, based on his alleged indictment in the United States of America.
The Applicant who is equally a human rights activist, prayed the court to declare that on the strength of decided case laws in the country, neither FG nor any of its agencies with prosecutorial powers could process an extradition request against Onyema, owing to civil aviation contracts his duly registered companies entered with other duly registered companies in the USA.

He cited many decided cases to back his action.

Read more:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/11/us-indictment-lawyer-files-suit-to-stop-extradition-of-air-peace-boss-onyema/

Awon afenifebi! The table has turned and no more free money! Even his mouth is very dry

Bustincole:
This people should have mercy on dis kontri na



na money dey waste so



Imagin, dem want to demolish dis fly ova... dis must a joke

Are you really alright? Is that Kawo flyover?

A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja on granted bail to the chairman of the defunct pension reform task team Mr. Abdulrashid Maina in the sum of one billion naira with two sureties in like sum.

Reports have it that Both sureties must be serving Nigerian Senators with no criminal cases before the court.

Also, both sureties must have fully developed landed property in Maitama or Asokoro district of Abuja.

Digitiminimi:
Sir, not all requests are good. Example: Death penalty for Hate Speech is a no go area. Turn Back on that. We Nigerians doesn't want that. Noone wants that. Thanks.

What's your own headache with the bill? One for question anybody that's afraid of the bill is: are you going to engage in hate speech? If no! After death by hanging, let them add cremation to it! Who e epp?

Kanade21:
1.The Mexico wall is being built to prevent illegal immigration, not trade with Mexico, which is going on wery well.

2.Israel's wall is for security purposes...and I'll leave it at that.

3.We have to fix our customs, our ports, and our tarriff system, as well as the massive corruption at the broders.

I quite agree with your third point but are you aware major reason for the closure was security? And why are those countries building wall? Are they capable or their personnel are corrupted also? The simple answer is that's the best solution for now despite their technological advancements.

WorWorBoy2:
You type like an illiterate. Dead body, stay away from me.Asap.

Indeed! You are wor wor boy! Just Wor wor far away!

Even one of the most competent countries with sophisticated and well trained personnel in Immigration, Customs and Excise, Police and Army is still building a wall on her border against Mexico including Isreal too! Can the ex Mumu president tell me they have domestic institutional problem also? Some problem require drastic solution and that's what's happening!

No wonder he lost his re-election bid

hisexcellency34:
You can't get justice at the Supreme Court. It's better to go to International Court of Justice

Or lawn tennis court

Smalldick123:
1.9m ONLY?
nigeria ekare o!

Contact the NYSC to get the address of her family and add something to it or keep 'Kwaet'!
If they no give u go wail, they still give, u are still wailing, do not die a wailer. Some idiot are even converting it to dollar!
We can start 'crowd donation' to make the insurance meaningful instead of FTC mentality and I must comment attitude

truthfulparrot:
Nigeria is not worth dying for.

Mention someone that has died for Nigeria.

WorWorBoy2:
Godforbid, them swear for you?
of all the women to marry na widow with 2 children na you wan go marry?
spit.

If na your immediate sister or your mama nko? They should not get married again? Fool just full everywhere!
Abeg, carry go just do some due diligence investigation of which has been suggested!

We know the wailer Newspaper! Negatively speculative always to portray Nigeria in the bad light.

HacheNoire:
God bless David Lyon

God bless Bayelsa State

God bless His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria


But have dey collated Imo; Enugu, Abia, Ebonyi and Anambra Local Goverment results to ascertain if he truly won....


Please dont quote me, Am not feeling fine.

Get well soon in the next life

Gurumaharaji:
These modafuckers should know that it wasn't d party that gave them victory, it was d people and most of d people dat voted d Lyon are PDP faithfuls just to ridiculed this olodo called Dickson for bringing another daft akamu.....So we are still saying our daft, useless, confused,idiot and tribalist president hasn't achieved anytin meaningful as president than bloodbath witnessed in Kogi and other states

Just continue till you hug electric transformer NAFDAC registered wailer