MrMaestro:
GDP continues to grow despite declining growth in oil revenue. Financial institutions, Agriculture, Manufacturing, and Telecoms are driving the non-oil growth. Don’t look now but Nigeria is modernizing away from oil. Let’s start to celebrate what we’ve all been asking for!!!

Awon werey will not celebrate! They will still see wail like never before! Won o wail ku ni!

RenaissanceGuy:
I can only imagine how much the FG spent to lobby the State Department (which is grand corruption on both sides) for this man to make this trip to Nigeria.

There can never be solution on how to fix your dindinrin brain! Oponu amukum meeko!

chatinent:
Ratus ratus

Rada rada

HeadNigga:
Blame the government for inflation not corporations. So if the cost of raw materials/production skyrockets you expect a company not to review it's price upwards?

Your argument will only be valid if we know for sure that there isn't general inflation and a company just changes the price of it's product...but as it is in Nigeria, we all know there is general inflation as a result of the forex rate coz we are import dependent.

I think the government case in this issue is like 10%, if not 5%!
Largely, inflation in Nigeria are specific inflation but for docility of the consumer, they always makes it look like general inflation. We were more import dependent that now. Evidence to support this are level of poverty and hunger forcing people to embrace our local products, giant stride of government in Agriculture and lastly, statistics also attest to this.
Back to my arguement. If you follow the trend, Increase in fuel price was the only deciding factor responsible for inflation in Nigeria. When this has been 80% successively blocked, they turn to Dollar. Even what we produced locally without any of its component sourced outside the country also increased in price! And they're enjoying this 'Dollar inflation' because it will take a while and one evil among the player to nip it in the bud!
The next phase will be total removal of subsidy!
Or how do you explain how a company will just wake up and increase their product by N300 while the retailer has been selling above that increase for years!

jumobi1:


I think you misread

The Newspaper deliberately structured the headline in that way with the word 'kinsmen' because they belived some cone head and 'literate-illitrate' won't bother to read! Buhari is the reason for all there misfortunes!

Righteousness2:
Brother I Praise GOD for your being alive. But that does not change the fact that Without JESUS Christ you are headed for Destruction in Hell.
As There is no other way to be Saved

'Die not except as a muslim'! That's the command of Allah (the only GOD)! Islam is the only way and I advise, you change from your commercial cum confusing religion and embrace Islam before it stark your face that you're 'wrongsciousness' and not what called yourself! I come in peace to you! This is evidence today, that you were warned and visited with the message of truth and light!

tunjilee003:
Most of my friends who are not schooling are into fraud, while chatting with them, they will always tell me i'm wasting my time and resources.... This always make me depressed.... I'm tired and don't know what to do....

Avoid them and if possible, don't talk to them again.

Heramu:
And aso Rock did not collapse ontop mannequin

Because he doesn't collect like your father!

dettolgel:


The body of DoggoneDogg but powered by the brain of Buhari.

While you with brain of a fish commented! Idiot!

Ynix:

Not true, it is the other way round, just that our leaders has been deceived.
Which will you prefer to come first to be able to eat well first and enjoy good healthcare or to have fine house and fantastic buildings

You are talking about food security which has been given due attention by this government. Yet, what will aid your assertion is massive infrastructural development. That's only what some western world have that attracted investment in both local and FDI which in turn massively contributed to their human development and standard of living. A sizeable portion of Nigeria are not lazy in anyway but no job!

Ynix:

Not true, it is the other way round, just that our leaders has been deceived.
Which will you prefer to come first to be able to eat well first and enjoy good healthcare or to have fine house and fantastic buildings

You are talking about food security which has been given due attention by this government. Yet, what will aid your assertion is massive infrastructural development. That's only what some western world have that attracted investment in both local and FDI which in turn massively contributed to their human development and standard of living. A sizeable portion of Nigerian are not lazy in anyway but no job!

lovegeneration:
I don't know how to describe your kind, or should I say the level at which ur neuron speed is as fast as snail...

While your own level of understanding is like fetching water with a basket! Abasha!

May you perish totally!

Leverage2021:
He has actually added adultery to his CV

Sahih Muslim 2658 a

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying. Allah fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in. There would be no escape from it.

Mokason288:
PMB will die a slow and painful death

Mark my words

Unfortunately for you! You won't be around to unmark your word!

Mrkumareze:
My nigga, he will escape soon

Yes! But only in Mexico because he will surely be extradited to US.

He gave perfect account of how Adogan was killed and Alfa was killed while he peeping out of the window or when he was marched out of the house? And the killing of both was done inside the house!
Also, he was able to count 87 vehicles under duress saying his last prayer! He knows exactly the number of soldiers and even, the state of origin of some DSS. Alaare!
'Shame no dey even catch this nollywood script writer and his Sakamajereporters.com' by praising their runway warlord that was crying like a baby in Local governent sized country called Benin republic!
You will soon go back for part 2 of your story!

Is that all? Add more names! A month from today, the sign will manifest in you and excatly one week after! Nothing will cure you!

Bad news peddler! Success recorded, no comment! Any bad news, you gloat on it. Don't you ever think and reflect over your life? Why are you happy when you see unhappy things?!

You're very sick! Sick in all aspect of your life!

luizpippo:


This one you are attacking the fellow, are you saying what Buhari and his Garba are suggesting is OK?

For example, after that Bandits attack in Sokoto this weekend, journalists are expected to say....due to the rising level of insecurity in Sokoto where bandits holds sway, this amount of people where killed.

Now, using the logic you support, this is how it reads........... Due to the "reality of declining insecurity" in Sokoto where bandits holds sway.......



Infact, Garba, Lai , PMB and you, werey ni gbogbo yin

The 'mumu' you never see any good in yourself! Your lies give you energy while your stupidity get you high!
The children of '8'! Heart Attack will finish you because of Buhari! Can you tell us how is gagging media? Cheap data is the reason why you're online! Must you talk If you have sensible nothing to say?

Racoon:
So this mumu is truly aware that there is "rising insecurity" yet kept on lying that he has fulfilled all his electoral promisese? Begging/ threatening media houses not to report the activities of criminal elements but pampering & paying off terrorists with handsome rewards? What an irony of a government.

So the widespread deteriorating insecurity you have escalated prior to coming to govt and have now allowed to festered because your foot soldiers are doing the damage should not be reported?

No wonder these idiots just want to gag everything from the print to electronic, and social media with all manners of obnoxious policies instead of containing the atrocities of these treasonable bandits, fulani and Boko haram terrorists.

I wonder how the high graded mummified zombies of this senseless, impactless, directionless and useless govt always find a conscience to always defend its many stupid unpardonable gaffes.Ekwensu kpokwa gi okuu.Foolish president.

blackboy2star:
I hope and pray it reflects in real live

Aamin!

gambia:


Go and get a life bro, that's my advice for you.

And take my advice on your shitty life.

Superwave16320:
Everything about Chile is beta than nigeria.
Everything with no exception of nothing.

Everything? Ok! The choice is yours! You can port!

gambia:


Werey dey disguise, go and hug transformer, Nigeria is a shithole, you are just a confirmed Zombie.

That's all? What you said just confirmed who I called you and shows your life is shitty far than shithole!

gambia:
That's a country where things are done rightly, unlike this shithole, where masses worship their oppressors.

Oponu people like who has never been outside the country will just opened your mouth, spew rubbish!

Have you visited Chile? And you called Nigeria S-hole! Werey tutu! You people knew nothing! Your life will soon turn Shithole! May be then, you will truly understand the meaning of Shithole and will also, clearly differentiate shithole between Nigeria and Chile!

Bimpe29:
APC is really busy and active in transfer market at the moment.

Alas, the benefits of their recruitment of new members may not be enough to make them win the league come 2023.

All available trophy for APC come 2023 InshaAllah! Gbafun Oga e!

BeeBeeOoh:
Is Nigeria peaceful for this hypocrite called Buhari to be talking about peace in faraway Ethiopia?


Buhari is a comedian I swear

Is it your life that isn't peacefulor life of your family? Or the idiot of the south killing their brothers? Or political sponsored banditry in the north? Or kidnapping business by all and sundry as a result of hate filled heart of ordinary Nigerian!
Nigerian are the Nigeria's problems! Unfortunately, you people have been programmed to think and belived Buhari is source of all your problems! I ain't surprised! Because your eyes will never see anything nor your ear will ever hear anything good while your hand will never touch anything as long as you continue with the your hatred filled heart! Amenn!

AntiBMC:


Caman getat. Swin£! Ur failed fada nd moda are daft cos if they had used protection, they would have saved the world from having a degenerate imbe. I said what I said...if e too pain you, kill yasef. Ozu.

Your writing has gave me perfect picture of who you are! Continue because you will continue like that till your death!

vanbonattel:
Nigeria is no longer a recognised country and has become a pariah among the committee of nations. The world has now come to see that a bunch of terrorists are in charge of Nigeria, hence they are being snubbed by all world bodies.

You're a fool! Get better info at UN! And you will be convinced you wasted both your youthful year and educational year which I doubt! Because if you're educated, you will know Nigeria is now more respected than before!

Have you taken the COVID jab? You know the answer! Weren't you among the same people saying you don't need the jab and that, the government just want to kill you! But you are fast to wail now! Your pastors were campaigning on the alter against it! Even one of those fools was sanctioned in the same UK! Idiot like you are no where to be found to wail then! Only to exclude your country now and you now wailing! You will wail till your death!

But if it were to be other way round, you will be the first to say 'even ordinary Ethiopia disgrace the vegetable'
Mumu! Look at the way your life is going! It's as a result of your hate filled heart!
What has Buhari done you? Nothing but your teleguided empty rotten brain won't let know!
Just sit yourself down and itemize the sin of Buhari to you or your life! That's when you will realised how dumb you are!

AntiBMC:
All that is to join other countries who have suddenly started seeing Nigeria as a free-for-all buffet. F0ols are in power in Nigeria, and words have traveled far that other countries are cashing out big.

The "Ethiopian president" abi na prime minister, is simply stooping to conquer... that's the sure way to cash out from an illiterate who is an egoistic invalid.

iamDrRhymes:
Damn! This is a great honor. Whether you like it or not, Buhari is a blessed man. Check am well.

The hate filled dirty minded ones won't agree with you!

Don't expect quick response from them since it's not bandit news, IPOB news and unknown gunmen!

CelestineNelson:
Good Evening Nairaland...I picked a large some of money in Osogbo, on my way coming back from a fellowship. Please can you help me announce to the owner that his/her money is in safe hands. Let's help the person to locate, his or her money please. I am a fresh graduate of university of Ilorin. I know what it feel likes if you don't have money as a student,I don't have such amount now, and I am just thinking about what the person that misplaced this amount will feel like...
It might be his/her business money, please let's work together to make sure that this person gets their money back. I really want to return it to the rightful owner. I can't use it, it is not mine...though the money will go a long way to assist my needs. Please let's help this person. Please moderators push this to the front page...maybe someone that is closer to the owner might be here.
Before God and man...I am telling you guys that I found money that Someone forgot inside the vehicle I have even informed NTA, RAVEFM, CHANNELS TELEVISION, AIT...But no reply from them yet...

Inspiration007:
10(square) - 10(square) is not the same as (10+10) (10-10).


The mathematician failed to apply the law of the difference of 2 squares correctly.

7 years of Engineering no be waste sha o lol

That was it. From that point, the calculation is huru huru to the answer and if that engineer build any house, it's a sure thing it will collapse