₦airaland Forum

Redoil:
Too many mad people behaving like normal people esp in nairaland.
My people of cross river i hail una.

am sure you are one of the mad people

Kachisbarbie:
4 and 7


I have one correct babe, we don't see much these days (distance). I download the gossip with her.
Soteyyyy, if she whatsapps me and I don't reply or it doesn't deliver - she would call my main line.
"Babe, check your messages sharp-sharp"

Hahahahhaha...

why be say ladies de close to each oda pass men
babe gw chilling tinz..but men wuld rather say guy.or nigga..
they can embrace but guys dare not why?
they can kiss each oda,but guys cant so horific..
babes spend time gossipin in social media..but guys loneliness de kill dem..de prefer chat with ladies..but guys like us..si matter the text he sent.mi juz ignore why?

emusmith:
Disclaimer: This Doesn't Apply To Every Lady But Most.
I AM NOT GENERALIZING!


Yes, when ladies gather together to discuss, they touch all areas- the leave no stone unturned.

Been around ladies in my growing up years, I can almost tell their next step by looking at a section of their eyes (CONFIDENTIAL)

When Nigerian Ladies gather together, what is always on the gist menu?

Don't forget: Because of their insecurities and desire to respected, they lie to themselves almost without knowing. I'm sure that answers why ladies are better liars than guys.


Without much ado, What Are Some Things Ladies Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together?


1. They Discuss Their Boyfriends Or Crush.


Statements like, he wants me to visit him, does he think I'm a hoe? Lol...he thinks o...funny, that girl will go visit the guy and keep going with her "gist mates" not being aware... She lied so as not to be seen as a hoe...Here in NL, they deny all kinds of sexual news... Lies! Wash!


2. They Discuss The Latest Dress In Town


They know the "leggings" that has the texture of a snake- the shiny one that reveal their butt...They discuss the tailor that could give a powerful design. They dress to show so this is a sensitive issue in their gist list.


3. They Discuss The Latest Hair Style


They go as far as browsing that...when they are not hair stylist ...She can't be so broke that she wouldn't want to make the latest hair style. If she has no money, that's one reason she needs a bf..



4. They Gossip


Hian! It's hard for girls to just be talking and not gossip another girl. Even the "educated"/ "religious" ones do that...Is that not why Most Girlfriends Don't Last Forever...


5. Talk About Celebrities


How wide Nicky minaj hips is and how big KK butt is must be heard when those celebrity-driven ladies sit down to gist... They dress like them, act like them( "duh", "OMG", walk like them, pout like them... So gullible... You hardly find guys mimicking celebrities... Hardly!

They discuss Nyanya and other Nigeria artists whose songs they love.


6. They Fantasize About Their Wedding


Hmm...Girls are born with fantasies joor

Very wild fantasies o...Their expectations are quite high and illustrious. Even the girls with Zero- attitude sef will be discussing marriage- its open for all


7. They Discuss Career, Books read, God, Ideas And Goals.


Hmmm...This sect are few abeg... From NL, we know a few of them not by what they post but by their attitude.

When these set of girls meet, the discuss the future... They plan and strategize how to better their performance in school or how to make their home lively and sweet...In bid to that, they go learning all kinds of hand craft (baking, sewing, hair making, knitting,) just to be to their unborn children the best mom.

They are closer to elderly women more to gain wisdom and in turn they discuss among themselves... They are preparing for the future.


I know I didn't list all...

You can add more...

Evening

chai only 3 likes yu get?
e b lik say d ladies de vex

instead of dem to marry,na boyfriend nd girkfriend at dis kinda age..
i pity d girl sha

iceberylin:
you Bleep her.

and throway in the dustin

falconey:
I turned down 3 and date 1 because she was heavily endowed

ehn ,do you mean the large pawpaww

wella

snowhyt:
single peepz like me need nt worry about stuffs like dis... bt i tink i'm gonna get me a box of chocolate 4 valentine.

dem don break yur heart tire?
all the ladies dat are sine at this age,read d above question

jaysniggs:
Has GEJ said sorry to LSL?
Has he said sorry for comparing the Yoruba leaders to motor park touts?
Has GEJ come out to take full responsibility of boko haram even though it became a menance under his nose?
Has this man apologised for telling Nigerians he didn't give a damn about declaring his assets even though he illegally acquired them from the pockets of the Nigerian government.
What has he done to bring back the abducted girls? I'm sure you won't be thinking like this if it were to be your niece or sister I hope not.
So before you start pointing fingers at someone look within yourself first.

guy become a president and tell mi if you wnt be worst than any of the president that ruled naija

tellmoon:
So many pple missing the General's point. All he is saying is, pple who are shouting to high heavens that his decisions had no recourse to the constitution are not being fair in their jiudgement. As a military administrator, u can not work with the constitution which is civil. It does not however implies that he would embark on the same track of suspending the constitution under a civilian administration.

madt follower of GMb

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UrennaNkoli:
Too bad.
And this severussnape/ snake above me, aren't you always tired of spamming every thread you set ur eyes on ?
Back to the topic, thats a political propaganda, no muslim in the north will ever think of doing such as they are all in support of unity and progress in nigeria. So shame on y'all.

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why be say na only females de get likes pass males..
una wicked o..

this why i will never marry a nigerian lady
imagine what will happen in 5 yrs to come
chai So many bad news
bachelors never you marry an ashawo..
never you marry an over beautiful lady
never you marry a large paw paw heavy weight woman..
never you marry a woman wirh long nails ,heavy make up and open breaswt..
dnt say i didnt tell you..

indian ladies all the way..

RomanceLander:
The shape and the colour shaaa ......
What am I even thinking. I'm a child of God

no be small tin..na xo the tin position ..oh God i reserve my comment

is dat a tree or a pvssy.
am i the only 1 noticting this..
more or less like it was cumming.
awwwww..konji na bastard..

God forgive mi for they dnt knw what they are doing and what i am doing..chai

see as he stand /pose like nincompoop better saymumu near 2face..
ihardly listen to his music nowadays especialy dis song he sang bolingo..look so wordly

to be frank frank edward i jux pray u dnt follow timaya footstep..
i reserve my comment..

na wa
na xo buuldings scatter like dis.
i fold hand..
God de vex for this cuntry indeed.
blame pdp and apc

nincompoops of the highest order

nincompoops of the highest order

wstinga:
Get some education.

seconded..hope you have made great sales bozz

Plz brethren.
happy Sunday to you all.
well I need your help, Your idea and say on this.
alot has been battling my mind. .
I m a true Christian, I stand for and by the truth nothing else..

I need money for some things, so there was a business I do venture into since I started tertiary education, I do buy and order some goods online from China which will all know.. I buy and sell sometimes supplying or sometimes ordering goods for someone, recently naira fell so it hasn't been forthcoming, right now the flow ain't coming in as before..

now the real problem is that a close brother wanted a partnership with me, he wanted me to order some jewelleries coz they are in hot demand, a while later when we were about rounding up, a lady he introduce me to wanted us to do a better business instead of this cheap ones coz they re stressful, she urges us to sell hair.. that what she said " this what I call real business" I checked some of the hairs, Peruvian, Brazilian, and fumi hair, I never knew hair can be so expensive in Nigeria.. even ladies I de vex seriously, why would a lady spend up to 100k just of ordinary hair chai. . boyfriends I am begging seriously never in any way buy such hair for your date. you can't tell the consequences of your actions.

not my business, so meanwhile the brother changes his mind from jewelry to hair, for example fumi hair costing 25k it been sold for 70k..she even called one of her buyers in our presence.. so they are currently waiting for the hairs to arrive.
to cut it short..
there has been alot of questions battling my head..
*is it right for a true Christian to sell jewelries as a child of God?

*is it also right now for a true Christian to sell Brazilian, Peruvian and fumi hair? considering the loafed and loaded amount of profit..
coz I needed money and the business is quite profiting. .
Coz every time I think.
I would want to think that am promoting evil for the devil not for God himself. . I will always think I am stained coz I have been doing this boz for long.

what is your say on This?

why not put Febuhari instead of osinebango

mehn I so like their two in the last pix.
I can't stop smiling..

joromi:
This girl is seriously looking for husband...
Chai
Seun, help the girl na

seconded.
make I be ur best man biko

popular wetin
she wanna join the crowd. .
hopefully look for a man
in Linda voice "am fvcking tired of being single

obailala:
Isnt that a paper shopping bag in her hand?... $15k?

No dat shortvm girl with her short phone and short bag

CFCfan:
He can bequeath his wealth to his daughter(s).

guy dat no be small money oooo
dunno if it only one daughter he had..
he is fifty something yrz with 25billion dollars approx 5.2 trillion naira.. mehn talk less of when he get to 70yrz.
only God knows how much he gonna earn then..
den talking of bequeathing his wealth to his daughter of that amount?
mehn I pray she dnt becme single..
God punish poverty

Buhari has a mission impose on him
what could it be?
Islamize Nigeria?

zimoni:
So be it.

yea so be it.
biafra once lost will be found.
teambiafra hit like

God come and intervene
everyone knows one day biafra will claim what is theirs..
so it a possibility it will happen.
but for bloodshed.
haba it a serious phenomenon. .. I weep for naija