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The emergent leader of the controversial Boko Haram religious sect, Sanni Umaru has vowed to continue waging a religious war "in Nigeria which no force on earth can stop." Umaru in an e-mail sent to newsrooms said his group’s aim "is to Islamise Nigeria and ensure the rule of the majority Muslims in the country,” adding that “we will teach Nigeria a lesson, a very bitter one."

In the statement, “We Speak as Boko Haram”, Umaru outlined a six-point agenda which he said the sect is ready to unleash on both the Northern and Southern parts of the country beginning this month.
According to him: "from the Month of August, we shall carry out series of bombing in Southern and Northern Nigerian cities, beginning with Lagos, Ibadan, Enugu and Port Harcourt. The bombing will not stop until Sharia and Western Civilisation is wiped off from Nigeria. We will not stop until these evil cities are turned into ashes."

Umaru said the killing of their leader, Mohammed Yusuf, "in a callous, wicked and malicious manner will not in any way deter us. They have lost their lives in the struggle for Allah." According to him "Boko Haram lost over 1000 of our martyr members killed by the wicked Nigerian army and police mostly of Southern Nigeria extraction; that the Southern states, especially the infidel Yoruba, Igbo and Ijaw infidels will be our immediate target."

More here:

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=151635

I just think someone needs a day job

Talking about rebranding

http://www.nigeriarebrands.com/

Thats the official site of the 'Rebrand Nigeria' Campaign, I kid you not.

Please compare:

http://www.proudlysa.co.za

Someone shoot me

NOW

I got me a really nice PDA.

WIRINET,

I have the same exact problem!!!! and I found out that the problem with receiving only 1x reception is actually from the card. My collegue and I purchased the same plan, with the same Aircard, the same time. He has no problem with EVDO reception, infact, his hardly flunctuates towards 1x but mine's permanently indicating 1x in use. But when we swop cards, a miracle occurs, i get EVDO without any fluctuation issues while He gets 1x. Infact, if you truely want to confirm that the speeds from the 1x and EVDO receiving cards are not the same, open a youtube video at the exact same time and monitor the stream speed. That's exaclty what i did, not once, not twice but three times, and the difference in strem speed is unquestionable.

Last week i finally found time to visit their GRA Ikeja office to address this problem and the nutjob techi guy there, who obviously doesnt know a nibbe bit about 1x evdo technically issues just messed around with the watcher settings, reinstalled the drivers then returned the laptop concluding that since CNN's webpage could open in less than a minute(even with the recepion stll indicating 1x in use) the problem had been fixed.

ofcourse when i got back to the office, the sitaution was a lot different. They have now advised me to take my laptop/card to their saka tinubu offfice,which ill be visiting this weekend. god help them if they dont give me my money's worth =EVDO plan.

Dont be deceived by the speed you get when you go to any of their offices, its a given the connection would be faster, DUH? What's clear is that they sold me a 1x plan which is ofcourse a couple of thousands cheaper, when i paid for an EVDO silver plan.

Lastly, visafone has not an existing customer care structure, no one, just the people that help you collect your money, these chaps know not more than that, although they pose as customer care personel.

So pls dont just come here to whine, wear your fight boots and match down to the neasrest visafone office and demand that your service be upgraged to evdo, which is what you payed for!!! If they tell you trash, grab them by the nut and then make your request again!!

Are you actually considering this? Like seriously? Alder is an exceptional company where you can earn invaluable experience. Celtel is a complete bore in terms of creativity and brand strategy. Dude, there's one thing getting the job and another keeping. With Alder they work with visible results, it aint just about idea brewing and astute mumblings but practicality and workability of suggested strategies.

oh yeah ,2weeks ago, i had a bother with my service (celtel) so i called their so called 24hr help line, as usual im given directions to rectify the hitches(that like never yields any fruitful results) the convo ends with recomendations for manual servicing at their office. The next thing i know the dude's calling me up, saying he couldnt get me off his mind, etc.i immediately dismissed him.

15years? miss dont you think they would have gotten over your patronage and moved on. 15years's 5475 days, 720 weeks, 180 months, c'mon now.

what about having an infected person 's sperm run down your throat (as in MouthAction sessions)

i doubt that there are any nigerians who would end their lives no matter how much was at stake, virgins, hard currency or both. Those reported 'explosives' are mere gun powder like substances intended to be used for some abuja festival scheduled , to take place sometime this month. Nobody in the airport could verify the nature of these substances until a number of foreign figures were called in.

Perhaps he's settled with some other username to voice opinions on less nutter-like-interests. like romance/fashion/ offtopics ,you know, fun stuff. He's obviously taking a break from those rigorous brain drain sessions.

@ odeku .
In reality, that should be 'one down many more to go'

You certainly are a police man . What else would warrant this farce of a question? The police are simply uniformed robbers, sucking out private/ public pockets like year long starved jungle lyches!

lousy mix-up. please ignore the thread and rechannel all postings to intented topic 'Who is going to heaven' as the delete tab's no where to be found. Seun please delete. thanx

lousy mix-up ,seun please delete.

Im curious, with all the laws stipulated by religion, would man ever meet Bible standards?

who is going to heaven?

OMG not this dude! could swear on my last kpomo that dude's gay! he's song are the gay-est cheesy compilation of notes n chords in recent times.For a man just out of britain's SAS? he should be flogged! but who am i to critic james blunt? Elton john did, Goldfrapp still does ,virtually every one thought he was way too soapy for 2006.But what do we know? Dude went ahead and sold 10million copies

I find that word 'fan' highly revolting.I recommend terms like that should be reserved for d millions of unfortunate victims who would ditch john mayer's limited EPP edition of 'CONTINUUM' for something as mundane as lip singing sounds of the simpson sisters.Id rather words like friends or people who cant put up with d bewildering outburst of mediocre music.All tanx2high_power R-label influence

How dare you taint lolly as stuck up miss? what an outburst of false talk! Dude's a humble n welcoming lil man. Well cant believe im on his side this time cos he really did piss me off yesterday. Like we were talking and catching up on old times and all he could voice was 'im celebrated, big time' ( in a really ghetto- not- so- fabulous tone) and i was like 'b*tch u only just got 'famous''

Sasha love, we saw you at the O awards and hell you represented HALL36, 360 degrees man! And i bet those to- and fro mini jugs from aunti yemi's corner to seun's room were'nt in vain afterall. The skipping rope stunts have finally paid off! You are doing great and look fab!.Take it from me. ROOM 6 occupant

@ ladex178 your post 'point of correction to you all, stella's not actually going to space but she is to------' has been published. Well not a hell of a big deal, still its worth being mentioned. It's in Segun Adeniyi's column (the verdict) of friday's thisday, used as reference to buttress point on the level of ignorance swirling the nation. Shame it took them this long to clearify in the papers.

Whatever man,

While revising for major calculus exams: FEEDER, EVAN &JARON, LIVE. Just a basic ritual: MUSIQ ,NIRVANA, LIFE HOUSE, ACROMA, PLACEBO, JACK JOHNSON, J MAYER, DEPECHE
MOOD, LENNY KRAVITZ, 3RD EYE BLIND.

Hence, when im sad, i find comfort in the soothing sounds of; COLDPLAY, MUSE, ARTIC MONKEYS, MEW, BADLY DRAWN BOY.when engulfed in anxiety, excitement or exaltation:BMRC,12 STONES, FUEL, MUDVAYNE, REVIS,HOOTIE & THE BLOW FISH.when i need to secure a sound sleep:TRAVIS, KEANE, CARDIGANS, RADIO HEAD. when i need2 take a quick bath: EVE6,TRAIN , SKUNK ANANSE.slow bath:DIRTY VEGAS, 9DAYS,MARIA MENA

Hmmm. MUSIC! My new religion. So what can i say?Im a lover of good music.My choices are everly restricted within a particular genre, im talking indie/Alternative. Im not usually drawn to hits/popular/commercial stuff(though i may fault in that regard) but songs that have the ability to serenade my body mind & soul.The urge to listen to wateva artiste has always been a function of my current mood

venice, WTF's all this bout? Saw rabiah(tiny little snipper) over the weekend, he's got tattoos n shit alova his mid-riff. And how's my love doing in Rome?
shame ur offline,try not to choke on your tongue when you get this. luv ya

Nutter,
 

                    You spell as one of stern Moral rectitude,

                    One  who embraces Raw- writing in its entirety,

                    One who responds pugnaciously to antagonistic remarks only atfer due consideration.

                     Like the skillfull reportage of the poltical journalist , each
post , far from the torny wig of hipocrisy.
   
                      A Titan  of great learning, articulate and armed with trechant critisms et witt.
one who does not take umbrage at uncouth remarks, directed at his person, by those who portary him as imperious.
                   
                     These atrributes somewhat engage my hormrones in countless spasms of excitement, anxiety and curiousity.

                     The only antidote, a consented response.

                     Is not this enough thrust to counter great conversation?

DISLACAIMER ;

I NEVER WROTE THAT! HOW DARE HE! THAT PISS! ID NEVER GIVE HIM THAT MUCH HONOUR! NOT IN THIS PLANET!

OMG not that word! id rather ''healthy intellectual conversation''? Never, that word 'chat'. I detest that verb.

uh, nutter, yahoo id ? me seeks conversation with thy.

i suppose, just want to run a little IQ test. Chxta thinks of you as an empty barrell loud mouthed farce, lets see how true that is.

Kazey that was incredidbly rude and uncalled for. But trust, you have bitten the wrong foot.