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I agree David!

All sounds very suspect!

Whatever if her parents had not arranged this it would not be happening.

Its all money and power.  Sadly these girls are not allowed to think for themselves and this is what they are born to do.  

At least she can shop till she drops and will see her husband only once a week when he comes for his sessions.

OutlukBabe:
so u believe that first ladies even help? What have Laura bush helped America with? what is sarah brown doing in britain? He didnt say he is marrying her to help him govern bauchi state. He have advisers and commissioners. What is ur problem?

Get real dont you think they will have pillow talk?

You think Clintons wife was just a silent Barbie doll?

Ofcourse they play a MAJOR part!

Is he that rich?

Surely since shes not allowed to marry for love they could of matched her with someone a hell of a lot younger and with less baggage!

I can see her having multiple affairs!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Lets all forget our worries and be merry!

And Remember the TRUE meaning of Christmas!

God bless
Mwah Bleep

What I cant understand is that we heard them the first time they said they didnt believe.

Why in Gods name they need to tell us 47309384092384209 times is beyond me and really stupid and pathetic. Get over yourselves please

Sisi you have a smiley for everything!

Hilarious!

she should dump him and get herself a Sugardaddy

Last time blender now this. 4play you better sleep in the spare room

Adam where are your balls?

Are you not a "man"?

Get over it and yourself your beginning to sound weak and feeble.

4 Play:
There are ways to share that do not involve whipping out your debit/credit card. Wrapping gifts? That's rocket science to me, there are pre-wrapped gifts.

Whatever your getting me it better be good!!!!!!!!!



I hate present shopping very stressful

You like sex sha.

Please wear a rubber

David your so strong Im bored now 848038983839483 anti-God topics!

Huxley hun,

Dont you feel a tad obsessed with religion?

He will bring you as much pain as he can!

LMAO praying for goodness from the devil!

Rotflmao

*rolls eyes* Honestly

To hot angel and David 

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip, "

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. don't use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Adam you are a very bitter person.

You must post as much vernom as you can everytime why?

naijafan:
Its a standard christian 'tradition' to avoid such questions. Discussions that put the slightest element of doubt to the faith is meant to be ignored. I knw this because i was once one.

I'm yet to find a christian who actually listens.  

If you guys study davidylan's posts and replies. . . its obvious he feels atheists discussing about a non existent God is vain. Sorry brov, that's not true.  What are debates for? If you are not interested, then I suggest you keep quiet, sit back, and watch other reasonable christians talk.

I'm a free thinker, not a scientific atheist. Basically, i do not believe in anything. . . yet! I was once a christian, from birth unfortunately. So i might be more into the christians than the others. That  doesnt mean i don't consider the fact that islamic terrorists believe they've got seventy virgins in heaven chilling for them, stupid!

So far, the most enlightened religion to me is Buddhism. they don't exactly have a god. and they encourage self examination and discovery. that's good. most christians and muslims on the other hand are quite rigid, non-listening, etc. they believe in a god. and that's like final to them. nothing right exists outside their respective religions.

as someone here said, the god concept is a placeholder used to cover up the limits of man's knowledge.
karl marx called religion the opium of the people.

@poster
the bible says that even if God comes down and shows himself to humans, no one will believe. i guess that answers your request.

Very unfair comments there. David has anwered all questions and taken all the onslaughts and has not walked away. Why can we not defend ourselves? We must sit back and take insults? Or allow false stories to be spread. Its a debate things get heated and many of the non-believers are saying trying to upset people which is sad!

Dios:
Operative or not, you don't say that just because the guy doesn't have the same beliefs as you. If Seun is arrogant, so what, some people think I'm crazy cause they label me arrogant and I say things they won't say, I just call it confidence.lol

yeah yet you can sit there and tell me my beliefs are rubbish because you dont agree.

Cant you see that you're just going round in circles?

NO!

*rolls eyes*

We all know the drama that surrounds Seun and the number of people who call him arrogant, dogmatic and a control freak. Everyday someone opens a Seun is mad topic

Dios:
Lady,its your fellow christian that said his website might end up like the titanic.

That is the operative word!!!

If she lost her passport she can get a new one.

Jakumo:
Dblock your desperate application to join the Nairaland League of Idiots has been approved after prolonged and heated deliberation, so you may now proceed to the hallowed chambers of Asshole Rock for your knighthood ceremony.

[size=15pt]ARISE, SIR DBlock. [/size]   With this rusty machete I duly confer upon you the honor of Grand Exalted Cyclops of the Nairaland League of Idiots, with all the concommitant rights and privileges thereof.

You have killed me oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmao

WOW I wish I stayed up.

I still want to know what is so wrong with a religion that teaches peace. I guess the truth hurts thats why people are getting confused and upset that theres a rebuttal for all their questions.

God is not evil why would he do evil to Seun because Seun does not believe?
Will punishing him make him see God as JUST AND RIGHTEOUS being?

Abeg make we hear word

Your scared thats all. Nothing is perfect you just have to work at things. And if it all fails at least you tried.

duduspace:
I have no problems with whatever you beleive in that makes you sleep better at night afterall some people beleive in Pooh-Pooh bears. But shoving it down our throats as fact is a different matter entirely.

I hate bible bashers.

But if you ask questions expect answers

As I said being a Christian is a way of life and we have a right to defend the way we live our lives.

I must go to bed.

Night everyone

 

duduspace:
Not looking for a paradox at all and you point about death not being the worst thing is unfounded because you don't really know what death is like, besides aren't you the ones expecting us to be quaking in our boots at the fear of death because according to yu we are going somewhere hotter than the sun?
my point is according to the bible "An eye for an eye" and you know what that means when you talked about proportionate judgement.
I've explained the other points in my post to David.

What I cant understand is your rage towards those of us who believe?

I don't know what death is like and you don't know what being a Christian is like so I guess we are at a cross roads.

Chrisbenogor:
@ladyT & lady
Please tell me what slavery in the bible times was like?
If I was a slave does that make my kids slaves too?
If I was a slave and I got tired of working could I leave?
If I was a slave do I get paid?

Chris
Joseph was a slave he became a great man
Ishmael was son of Hagar a slave

Your thinking of KKK slaves

Night Chris I think you have me and ~Lady~ mixed up but she answered you anyway!