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Are you stupid?

Seriously I have heard lots of people refer to areas of a womans body as LAPS I was hoping you would tell me what area that was.

Like Yorubas sometimes call a guys P E N I S kini.

Please go back to page one and stop getting so upset over nothing!  I was not attacking any mistake!!!

It was a real question!

I guess I will use smileys so you dont cry over things you think are insults when they are not.

Christ

LMAO  

Over ripe? That time of the month hun?

Rolls eyes.

If you read my post instead of crying you would have noticed that I said I have heard it before not just you have stated it!

Also even Hannibal said the same thing.

whatever90:
are u minding her?

Hush jare!  And answer the question.

I was hoping your profile would have the definition of laps!!!

schele25:
My girl friend always complained that my privates is big for her. I am too embarrass that every time I engaged into sexual activity with her, she don't give it the way I want it. But I didn't bought this privates from the market, as I said to her. she always told me to stop it half way, which is the most bad thing I hate. We been dating for six months now, and having trouble with my sex life with her. Give me a help.

Im sorry I had to laugh.  Are you really in Newyork?

Anyway if you try more pre-intimacy it will be better.  Use lubrication.

Its olden day rubbish which Im sure will die out with all the other rubbish Nigerian customs.

I have heard this african english before but can someone please tell me what the hell is a womans LAPS?

I know what a womans lap is but what in Gods name is laps?

No way.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

BUSTED!

I suggest you APOLOGISE!

Just think how close that maniac Palin was!



LMAO@Karma!

Sick and shameful

StephenP:
You should see how hard I'm cheeseing with now. I know you should play and heck I love the game but please gently and cautiously. If I'm too far behind, slow down.

Sweetie dare I say that that is every man's fantasy? lol

Even Beyonce knows what the deal is

Still play my part and let you take the lead role
Believe me
I'll follow this could be easy
I'll be the help whenever you need me
I see you hustle with my hustle I can keep you
Focused on yo focus I can feed you

ROTFLMAO! I love Beyonce LOL

End of days

Love declaration

Stephen you got to play the hard to get game a little!

Even with your sex appeal and charm (you owe me for this ego rub) a girl still has to make you run around a little.

Its no fun if you say hello and shes already spread eagle on the floor condoms at the ready!

I will say this Independence has no room in the bedroom.  Apparently who knows if its true Madonna didn't give it to Guy for 18 months I mean WTF?
Men need to understand that sometimes a woman is tired.  And women need to stop using sex as a weapon!

Cristalz:
LOL

And if her husband is unavailable at that point in time?

He should have enough love and respect for her to standby whatever she has done!

If its wrong oh well life aint perfect

Its not the real thing tho HR.  As much as we independents get pissed off when the sexist nonsense we face.  Independent women still go for a mans man.  Look at Beyonce shes with J Zay hes got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one! CHARMING!

So hypocrisy is a problem!

The real problem is we all like to play games.
Im gulity of it we all are.  We love the game then it all gets twisted and we all get upset.

Like Im fronting like Im a prim and proper lady but really I want him to pin me down and give it to me till I scream stop.

or him acting like he will get his woman anything but really in the back of his mind he's thinking cant you can anything your damn self?

Independant women do need men but not for materialistic things.  But for love and friendship and ofcourse rumpy pumpy and you cant get that with your mastercard!

The word submissive is very dangerous.

I think it should be replaced with respect.

I respect the man as the head of the household or whatever but I the female am the backbone.

In regards to independant women we need to be careful not to go too far men have egos it needs a rub sometimes.

Should I even dare comment on this topic?

I hope I dont regret saying this but I do respect some of you guys who just pick yourselves up after being rejected.

I will admit I have given some pretty mean no's in the past only because it was the only way to get the guy to back off.

Example some guy says hi
I reply hi back
Next question can I have your number?
I say no I keep walking
He follows and says but I just love you so much
I get mad and say get lost

But now sometimes if a guy says hi and hes looking at me in [i]that [/i]way I just pretend I cant hear it.

Bitch I know but saves the drama.

Theres nothing wrong with Easybaby marrying someone off NL or the web!

I mean we are human (well some of us) at the end of the day.

All this stigma associated with the web and clubs need to stop.

Wentworth Miller

Can we discuss this club nonsense?

Why do some guys have a problem with dating a girl they met in the club?

What exactly do you people do in clubs?

Dont a large majority of people go to dance have a FEW drinks and just have fun?

Stop making up stories and tell us what really happened.

Missy B:
Who?
When last did you hear me snore?

LMAO Bed fellows

Snoring is evil!!!

Have you not heard of people trying to kill their partners in their sleep due to snoring!

I am a lite sleeper I dont tolerate people who snore!

Im lucky the other half does not snore.

If you are married and its driving you mad better invest in your own bedroom!

Shior