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BokoHaramm:
sorry mistaken identity, I thought you tuk down your profile pix

No problem
I haven't put a pix on nairaland. U sef no get one, why na

BokoHaramm:
why did you remove it, it luks kul except you don't think so.

What did I remove?

tolularson:
Please how exactly do they get people's number? Its always annoying when I see their text.

I think their member who know you gives them your number. In my case it was a former classmate that gave them my details.

BokoHaramm:
I was accosted by one when I was on my way to work and he asked me if I'm not tired of working for someone and I should start working for myself. I replied that I work for myself and I think he needs to work for someone because his shoes and clothes are nothing to write home about. The guy walked away feeling miserable.

NIce one

Op your intention was good. Since you tapped and she turned like a wounded lioness don't worry. You did your best.

Maybe when she got home and someone told her, she understood why you tapped her. Right now she's like " Wish I listened to him

This just reminded me of how those people robbed me without violence *sobs*

One day I received a text followed by a call from a lady. She was inviting me to attend an interview saying I was recommended by one of my former classmates. It sounded legit because I knew the person *recommendor*. However, she did not want to answer most questions saying they'd be answered during the interview. I called my former classmate to confirm. Fast forward...

I went for the 'interview' and met my classmate. When we entered the hall...omo come see people! There was a crowd of people. Most dressed nicely and looked professional. On checking the environment, I realized it was GNLD. With the kind of reputation it had Anyway, I stayed. Presenter after presenter spoke about how they joined (some said they were hesitant to join- *just to convince people like me*) and how they had prospered. Then they talked about recruitment, the more people you bring the more you climb the ladder...na pyramid scheme be dat.

We were divided into groups and shown our *directors* some of whom had imported cars...they were still at the port and would be picked *next week*. They told us to register. I wasn't going to register (had told myself so from the start), but the kind of *juju* (sweet tongue) those people use..me no go say anytin.

Unfortunately I had around 10,000 naira. The registration form was around 7,200 naira. *foolish me* I bought the form. Then they wanted people to take products. They were even convincing people to borrow money. "How I am going to sell the products? There's no way I can hawk things around!" One of the *directors* told me not to worry because she worked in a pharmacy so she would help me sell. I wasn't convinced so I didn't take any product. I promised to take in the next meeting (I think they have monthly meetings).

When I got home, I decided to read what was in the registration kit (small bag written GNLD) with lots of papers inside. It was then I got a shocker...one of the products can't remember the name, so I'll call it *hair fertilizer* can be used on both human hair(not Brazilian, real hair) and vegetables. I was like what's this

I decided not to engage in anything related to GNLD. I learnt the hard way...Those people kept calling me. Hmmm! I tell you they can call. After around 2 months they stopped calling. GNLD should not deceive people that it's an interview.

Can you imagine someone conning me of my hard earned 7,200 just like that...Now am sobbing

Learn from my experience, don't be deceived.

HFOG:
You is too kind my aunty. Most kindest woman I know. Pls have a good sleep and dreamt of I. We will surely saw ourselves tomorrow. Let me ran home and showed Daddy what you has teached me.

You too goodest pupil. You will followed instruction well. Greeted your parents for me.

HFOG:
Oh Aunty, father said she have already pay you last week. I must have to start this lesson today if not father will beated me when I got home

Oh! Your father she have spoke the truth. I using the money to buy garri yesterday.
We will play him a small trick so that she didn't beat you when you go home. You will sang ABC...Yes today you learnt ABC. Saw you tomorrow

elantraceey:
Is you that teach me na or have you forget?

She has forgotted. You know she have ate too much salt (old)

HFOG:
I am here ma'am. Don't you thought tomorrow was too far? Let us bring it more nearer please

Ah! You is the new student. Tell your father she must paid for you first.

You father she must bought book and pensol

Who wanting to improved his Engrish? Tomorrow i will taught him

tosyne2much:
Observing every comment from my coconut tree.. Looking for a lady that will choose me and I will PM her right away

Nairaland's professor of love has no date
Oya come down from that tree and tell us who your crush is

Creamychic:
Crazy!

Yeah, very crazy! The world is full of strange people.

Cutehector4u:
do u also knw dat ppo come to buy d water dey use to wash deadbodies?

What!
Only God knows what goes on in morgues. They can even remove body parts because no one will open the corpse to 'inspect' whether everything is there. I suppose the water is for rituals.

Cutehector4u:
damn dats horrible. I won't forgiv dat man if I were her.

Very scary! It was a public morgue. I think he was high on something.

Cutehector4u:
Ewwww... Dr is always an evil spirit dat possesses most morgue attendants.

I agree with u that some of them are possessed or something along those lines.

I heard a crazy story about a morgue attendant. His wife went to ask for school fees for one of their kids. Guess what the crazy man did...
He pushed her into the mogue, locked the door and left her there with dead bodies for several hhours.
He told her to 'feel' where the money comes from!

He told her to feel'

Why lure a 13 year old with money? He should have seduced his agemates.

Now that boy will start practising what he has learnt with other boys in his neighbourhood or school.

To parents: Tell your small kids that no one should touch their private parts. Create a good relationship with them so that they're free to tell you when one 'aunt' or 'uncle' tries to touch them.
I'll tell my little nephew.

collins123:
OP, I have a history of flank pains, and very recently (since a week ago) I have been having a recurrent headache and my urine production is noticeably low even after I consume enough water.

I am really worried.

Please go for check-up as soon as possible.

DonX001:
Hehehehehehe...
Go ahead na.
Just make sure you have a huge 'potbelle' to match
If you dont.....then grow one

Me no get 'potbelle' to match, so i'll modify it to "Sweet Belletti"

Me no want potbelle now...E go scare my admirers

DonX001:


By the way, why are you carrying my moniker?
Are you my sister??
If not, you must come and pay copyrights ooo

I'm your sister from another mother
Or better still am your nairaland sister

Talking about your moniker...allow me to reincarnate on nairaland as "Belletti" . That name sweet die! E no get copyright

DonX001:
The way some girls belle be ehn......na to change their surname to Belletti

You're so funny lol @Belletti

Movesz:
my advice tu yu is to kip yur game tyt..
:PGOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE

God bless your hustle too.

Movesz:
my advice tu yu is to kip yur game tyt..
:PGOD BLESS YOUR HUSTLE

God bless your hustle too

LewisO:
For your mind!
By the way, why are u shouting with anger?

Not angry at all.

Edusouls:
fool you are one of those very brainless women that roam aimlessly looking for a very unlucky man to ruin his life, if u cant comment reasonably please shut the nonsense mouth up....

Wow! I guess insulting me has boosted your ego!
Clearly you're the one who has nothing to say. You're the kind that feels proud by putting other people down.
Must you comment on every post?
FYI am to busy to be roaming and I don't need anyone's money!!!!!

Movesz:
lol advise from a runz girl..

It takes a runz boy to recognize a runz girl!

misreal:
don't you have mb to check my profile..

I checked. It says male. It's just that you presented so well (sounds a real girl

OP You sound like a real girl Are you a girl?
Good presentation skills

No. 2 & 5 got me laughing