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Felicity001:
Shuu!! Bros somebody can not play with you self

Ahahahahah!!!
No mind me na, i jus wan use Naija situation vex ontop clarification.
Don't blame me, blame Buhari.
How's your family doing sir?

Felicity001:
Don't even think of calling Ferrari, Roycrolls, or Lamborghini a liability or necessity ooh.

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If you are a constant reader of showbiz and foreign entertainment news on the internet, or you are even familiar with big men and luxury cars, you won't make that statement bro.

1. The cost of maintaining those machines naturally will drain your finances, do you know know that most parts of some high tech range rover can only be ordered from the UK, and even the fixing will cost you, huge sums.

One of the fastest and surest way to go broke as a rich man, is to have all those super luxury cars and not have steady cash flow.

They are LIABILITY.

2. Those type of cars depriciate faster in value, because they are super expensive and not many will want to buy them, those that can easily buy them, are already having or they rather buy brand new ones, so basically it waste off in the garage of most big men, when not in use again.
Have you enter, a rich man house before, and see cars rotting away in car garages?
Except CLASSIC OLDEN cars that are sold for huge sums, those cars you mentioned up there are LIABILITIES.

I rather invest in diamonds and golds than cars. I have seen so many powerful rich men that acquired big cars during their UP moments, they later end up going broke, why can't those cars help out, when things were going sour? Landed properties are investment, cars are liabilities.

HINT: Do you even know, there are some 2004 Toyota Corolla (compact basic cars) that sale higher than 2008 BMW 5 series (mid-size luxury cars).

Luxury products depreciate faster, i just used this to buttress my number two point the more.

Nigerians will most definitely abuse it.
The best way to know the brute in a man, is to give him POWER.

BAZ001:
I love you choice of words Baba
Veteran
Good car
Good customer relationship
Good maintenance culture
How many drivers are veterans?
How many own their cars?
I see newbies trying to use all their life saving to buy lemon cars and I shake my head.
I just dey try talk reality for the hustle make people no go sell property to buy car and begin to cry

Car sef no be investment,na LIABILITY.

But,i personally do call it necessary liability.

Chazleeray:
I think it's normal for most cars, Ac works best in morning and evening hours, but when the sun sets much in the afternoon, the Ac Flow reduces

If a car AC is in optimum condition,it will work perfectly well in any situation.

Thank you sir,for your good deeds.
One of the few men of God,i truly love.

Congratulations to her.

BAZ001:
once i notice this i will just go mute and pretend as if you not talking to me, see it works like fire.
they will just rant and rant and get tired. some of them will even apologize or try to make up before the drop.
some will even be saying why are you not talking again and bla bla... na jazebel dey wan ruin your day.
my ratings on uber has been constant 4.92
bolt just dropped from 4.88 to 4.82 and then back to 4.89
I will never go confrontational with any rider, I'm here for the money and not fight.
if you like call me your driver and all it will only last for the duration of trip, once i drop you, its over, its not written on my head.

I once shared how a lady abuse and insult me until her friend asked her to stop that its enough, she later gave me extra money and wants me to come back for them. if I had walked them out , i would have messed up my own day and probably go home.
But when rendering services like this, 15yrs old customer can talk to you anyhow no seniority in this biz.

Great attitude you got bro.

But remember, we are not created the same way, just like we have:

Tall= short

Fat= thin/slender

Lightskin= darkskin

We also have:

Generous= stingy

Aggressive= cool headed

Straightforward character= dubious character

...

We are just different humans, what you tolerate might not be acceptable to another, VICE VERSA.

When i was in 100 level in the university, a lady once helped me with 10k,it was a huge money back then.

Though i later paid back, but i actually made use of it, at the very moment i needed it.

Very nice girl.

Women mean OPPOSITE of anything they say.

She actually means:

I AM DATING AND STILL AVAILABLE (highest bidder).

thatigboman:
his mum is from Niger. And his hometown is just a stone throw away from Niger.

Ohooooo.

I thought as much.

Thanks for the info.

Buhari really loves Niger republic. Its so obvious in his words and actions.

Maybe, they should just be Nigeria's 37th state, and be receiving oil allocation.

Next!

ekochris:
Having a gun is good oh, but something like this Banelli pistol is mostly effective from preventing yourself from being attacked by unarmed or under-armed psychos. You can't really use it in a hot gunfight.

Forget what you watched in John Wick movies.

An average pistol is no longer effective at ranges of more than 50 meters. And even at that, the probability of you missing your shot and wasting all your ammo is very high because of the recoil action.

Thats the main thing.

So many thinks that, things done in movies, can be done in real life.. I laugh in Spanish!

Pistol and pump action guns are only meant for small confrontations, in deadly and volatile situations, the holder can be killed easily, even in the US, when policemen(they mostly use pistols) are confronted by criminals with high caliber weapons, they often retreat and call for backups with assault riffles.

Dalil8:
Why aren't ppl going for an AK 47 or M4 rifle?

Why only shotguns and handguns tho?

And how much did you get yours?

AK 47 and M4 are assault riffles, very deadly.

They are not allowed to be in the hands of civilians legally.

mutantninja:
I advise everyone reading this thread to try to get a gun for your own protection... the feeling is priceless and you feel like after God you have powers to defend yourself... I was walking on an empty road with my gf to cross to a nearby ATM while our car was parked across early this January and some guys came, 4 of them ... haggard looking and stinking of weed smell.. saying: “oga find your guys something or e go bad this night for you and your fine babe”.. my girl was not scared one bit she was just looking at me smiling and waiting for my reaction... I was busy withdrawing from the ATM after I finished i turned back and noticed they surrounded our passage... I just pulled out my English pistol from my holster (image is attached below if you don’t know what’s it is) and I talked very calmly: “who wan test my bullet first?” Immediately they all took to their heels... young boys aged of 19-25 ... the oldest one of them was walk-in backwards saying, “boss calm down no be so... boss ... boss and walked the other way”.... my gf was just laughing and screaming at them “make una come na” .. i inserted my gun back to my holster and drove off.... of course I had a wonderful night with my gf later at home that night...

I love this.

bolabiyi:
.....she entered my car looking sad...that is not my business.. Everyone with their issue, so what has that gat to do with how u rate me? It is not my business to engage you to discuss, I have my own issues... i am not AY comedian, neither am I a motivational speaker...My duty is to drop u safely and if it happens we engage in discuss, ..

99.9% of women wants to be loved,cared for,and given attention,they dont mind even if you a stranger to them,they often subtly want it either directly or indirectly.

The moment she entered your car with long face,she expected you to at least showed your care to her by asking whats up,but you did not,thats why she gave you that comment. She was dissapointed.

Women are emotional beings,old and young,they are all the same,they want you to figure things out about them, boom! They will be so glad.

Better luck next time.

HeavenlyBang:
Yes, it's your opinion. Just means that your opinion is wrong.


The Camry is and has never been a luxury vehicle.

When you have over the years used danfo and okada as your only means of transportation.

You will realized that 2015 Toyota Camry is a luxurious car.

Smithkline200:
There is nothing Luxurious about 2015 Camry.

Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder.

To the OP, Toyota Camry 2015 model is a luxurious car, its accepted.

I can even wake up tommorow and call a Volkswagen beetle a luxury car.

Luxury car to me, casual car to you.

Its my choice.

eternityk:
if he like format one million times,na the same thing go happen
my method works because the Same thing has happened to many phones and I've fixed it that way
no need for formatting
if you people know how all those Google apps damage phones even causing bootloops,those Google apps are main causes of software problems in most Android phones because Google wants to force their apps on us
it's long story,can't explain everything here

I think i will agree with you on how Google is forcing their apps on us.

I use a stock android phone, I'm already tired of 95% of Google apps, and they tend to build up so many data fast, i had to uninstalled most of their apps i don't use, wish i could permanently delete them, but they don't allow this on my phone.

Cheddaz:
I carried a Jamaican Lady raised in South Africa with a clear foreign accent. Na so she share her experience with a bolt driver. She is based in Ogbomosho but I think she runs the restaurant at Farm city Lekki so she goes back once a week. she should be in her mid 40's or less.


She ordered a bolt ride and the first thing driver said was that he liked white , she's light skinned. she was surprised at the statement but shoved it away because he was driving a white car. so during the trip they started gisting, they also stopped at KFC and she got a meal for herself and the driver. Got to destination.


Her nightmare started. The driver turned to a stalker, calling at odd hours, sending WhatsApp msgs, asking for a hookup and all, it got so bad that she had to call bolt even informed her embassy because she has been kidnapped before. She even had to ask one of her very top ranking police officer friend to pose as her husband to make the guy back off. The guy told the officer that his wife is fine na, if person no toast am problem dey na, that the officer should f*ck off.


The lady said, normally she be Jamo and she be real werey but this man behaviour, she fear. I just concluded to her that the man obviously has mental issues and that it's people like him that make riders give bad reviews about bolt drivers. The driver was in his 40's as well. The gist shock me sha, though e dey happen steady

Dont be surprised that the lady might also be enjoying the attention.

Women are wonderful creatures,dont believe their words,only their actions.

Ordinary BLOCK botton will end the madness,but she forgot that button.

Irony of life.

UNDISPUTED WORLD TAG-TEAM HEAVYWEIGHT CRIMINAL CHAMPION : Sani & Abdullahi.

This is so matured of him,even with the club controversy that involved him and burna boy,he still had the large heart to congratulate him.

Nothing is forever in this life,there should be no reason to hate and envy a fellow man.

Davido just earned an extra respect from me this morning.

Felicity001:
Fuel Attendant New Cheating Trick.

I went to Mobil filling Station, Abule Egba this morning to purchase fuel 5k. The sell normal price @N162/ltr.

The young guy programmed the pump at N5k and started selling, I was with my son in the car so I didnt border stepping outta the car, nevertheless, I was watching erratically. The young guy was standing close to the pump counting the money on his hands and I could see the pump at 3800+ and I looked away, the next seconds I looked I could see this attendant guy punching something from the other side of the pump and on my own side of the pump I saw 5000 blinking with a dash (- - - -) on the place where the amount of litres is been displayed. Immidiately, the guy quickly removed the nozzle and the closed my tank and came to ask for money. All of this happened with seconds.

I was like, anh anh, watin happen? That thing show 3800+ just now how come 5000 con dey show all of a sudden.

Knowing I've caught him, he quickly put the bpame of NEPA that they change light thats why.

I then said, so if them change light na him you c9me close my tank? Already i don step out of the car, open my tank and asked him to complete my fuel. As he removed the nozzle again to complete the fuel the initial sale pop up and it was N4,054. All this while during the conversation that 5000 and the dash lines where still blinking o.

I was like wow! So this is new trick you guys do to steal from people.

Guys be watchful when dealing with these guys they're all thieves.

Happy Sunday♥

Everybody na thief, na person wey dem catch be barawo.

Sometimes, i use to think, we are even worse than our thieving leaders, only say, opportunities never dey to display our own thieving skills.

Volkswagen90:
na that 26 cylinder I need, have told my agent

Best of luck, in your search bro.

Is this a joke?
Even her first born is close to being your age mate.
Well,love is blind.

Volkswagen90:
Is it 4 cylinder or 6

Its 14 cylinder bro.

Easy on the fuel,yet swift like the Eagle.

kanuisagoat:
Vehicle was unavailable a couple of days back and I had some runs to make. Checked bolt and it was a discount trip of N900 to destination and I guess N900 naira back.

Used public transport and I spent around N500 naira to and fro

Make we no lie, these riders are trying. Make we dey try treat the reasonable ones with respect. Many of us drivers would jump danfo without battling an eyelid if in their shoes

And this takes me back to an earlier post. I checked my trip history on bolt as a rider before I started driving and I noticed most of my trips were above N2000 naira. To bring that same money out to pay for bolt is a very big problem.

Even my dry cleaner now don realise say things no dey as before again

Dont mix things up bro,there is a word called PREMIUM!

With e-hailing ride,there is covenience(sit alone),you enjoy cold AC,you can even request for music(either through bluetooth or music stations).

Can you get all these in danfo?

I go to iya basira canteen to eat food,inside hot sun and not too clean environment,i paid #500. Na food!

I go to sweet sensation,i ate same food,inside cold AC and dope environment,i paid #1000. Na still food!

But i paid extra #500 for the eatery luxury.

DECODE MY POINT.

mexioni:
I love jos was there for about 3years, weather is awesome I also know the girls are very very cheap. Food is so so cheap. From Rayfield to bukuru to west of mines(Red light district) , crest hotel to elim suite I just love that town. I can't also forget steffans

Your reason for saying jos girls are cheap bro?

Rest in peace brother.

Life is truly vain, all what he acquired are now for new owners, we came with nothing, we are also leaving with nothing.

We should just be impactful positively, to the less privileged around us, if we are lucky to be blessed.

Nothing dey inside life, sand acquiring sand.

For a sport tuned feeling,go for lexus IS 250.
For a luxurious tuned feeling,go for lexus ES 350.

Pearl1910:
Sorry man...
If u get a poor rating u most likely know who did it, so just look inwards and improve on every aspect; your demeanor, conduct, body language, manner of approach, car condition, car aura, hygiene, driving style, knowledge of the road etc. U will be alright.

Bro,all these don't change anything,the heart of most Nigerians are full with evil.

If you like drive pass hamilton,know the road than google map,take them to their destinations with bentley,be respectful than 2baba.. Evil riders will still f**k you up.

Just pray for Grace.