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You didnt complete the joke man. She later fessed up that It's her brother that made a prank call. Double wahala for the gold digger

Father xmas

strangest: RIP, must be a heavy black community because I see no white

if you are white, will you show there? You might as well bring a coffin as there would be 2 burials.

elbedso: Lol this is one nasty range

Elbeso, seems you fishing out all of Siena's old threads. Just noticed tho

MisterLongman: Just copy the youtube video URL and paste it in the box on the website and download.... You are good to go

In an Hausa mans dialect: Yonwaaaa

Did you use a pinhole camera to take the pictures? Just asking

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mariannlove: When ur boyfriend tells u to be his good friend and no sentiments attace, what does this means? Nairalanders help me ooo

That niqqah doesnt fucqin want you. Move on!

2005 ke. I don't think so

1.5m? lmao. The ride is tight but not at that price. Regd for that matter. Naija economy never reach this stage abeg

I wish I read law. I will pick this case and follow it through

Tundeiab: You want sell your papa property carry go meet girl for UK?
Smh

Lol, boss. I fit go on my own come back na. Sell property on top girl matter ke. I no sharp reach that level

Mehn, from 4.5m to 2 million. naija ppl no try o. The car's tech sef has scared Nldrs away. Baba Shukura sef go fear to lift the hood of this car.

Mprex: ,maitama

Yeap, Maitama. what's wrong?

Met one tight jaded maitama chic like that 2 weeks back. She left for uk the next day. (I got her number tho) uk's my next vacation spot now

See random men's hands all grabbing and tearing to get a piece of the action. they want to ensure she's unclad ( and feed their eyes) before help arrives. Terrible perverts

And where are the rest?

Haba!

Scam adverts are so rampant on the site I wonder what it's operators are doing about it. Even flagging an advert will have them telling you they need about ten more flags before black listing an apparent ripoff. Despite this fact, some deals are quite ok. Characteristics of good deals are;
1. Check the pictures of the car and the style in which they taken. Originals come in at least 3 pictures and the pictures will look amateurish unlike professional pictures which may be lifted off the net. In addition, toks should be more expensive, naija used must have a local plate number on. Cheap unreg cars are point blank scams

2. The product description should be in first person tense. Adding more details in comprehension format is also good but adverts with just one word points of say 'airbag', 'keyless entry' is a hood sign of someone with no time who's posted so many products he doesn't have time to fill their descriptions

3. When you call the seller, do not be in a haste to disclose your details. Let him tell you where he is first and his name must tally with what is on olx. Those scamming mofos, they write Abuja, once you say you are from Abuja, they say their office is in lagos and they will bring the car for you in Abuja. Drop deposit first. Scam scam scam!

Lastly, check the sellers profile, any seller offering different numbers, too good to be true deals should be avoided like Ebola. My 2 kobo

I crave for the autobahn. Next year awaits

Reminds me of One cartoon character; Popeye! Only in India tho.

nurey: Nice choice, hope you would admire black on black for the colour with cream or red leather interior. But I still like the diablos shape and size to the muceilago.

Black on black is the ultimate color for a murc, with red lined black rims; makes it look ghostly. Diablos looks old fashioned to me but it's a serious classic. Won't mind a ride in that too.

Okay! I finally exhausted all the 21 pages. Whew.Now it's my turn, 140km/h on a Mits Galant 1999. Ore Benin express. Hope to do more tho, about to steal a ride on my cousin's MB E500. Will be back

Okay, my big hairy dream for a car is the Lamborghini murcielago.... But the immediate dream I'm pinching pennies for right now is the BMW 330ci. White of course

I guess he wants us to use our imagination

Op, are you their age ate or just a few years older? I'm surprised with the action you took. Next time, find a long cane (handy when you have young children at home), whip both of them in their naked state before dragging them to the living room to kneel down and raise their hands. Let the elders in the house take it from there.

For now tho, inform an elder person to inform her form. So they don't start suspecting you sef

The whole body can be changed but the fvcking mind, memories and character remains the same.

ALT+ LGLG
Pulls out the activity log of Your phone. You can clear this to free some space.

ALT+ LGLG
Pulls out the activity log of t
Your phone. You can clear this to free some space.

All of u profile picture hunters sef. Na wa

And Thierry pictures must be taken while washing hands?