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Romance / Re: 400k Salary To Start Up A Family. by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:10am On Dec 17, 2023
What do you want a wife and family for? undecided

Who brainwashed men that if we don't procreate and find a particular woman to be having sex with in the name of marriage then we are incomplete or something is wrong with us

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Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2023
puremaker7:
Person wey you supposed fvck like 30days straight up without rest, then divorce her..

Honestly speaking undecided
Health / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide Over Wife's Cheating by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:01pm On Dec 16, 2023
MiniMonster:
True nairalanders should Drop a four-letter word for him


Lets go…..🤣

SIMP on a normal

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Religion / Re: My Father Was Kidnapped! GOD Of CHOSEN Intervened And He Was Realeased. by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2023
grin
Career / Re: Japa: From Bank Manager To Skyscraper Cleaner by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:40pm On Dec 16, 2023
id4sho:
Very risky job but the pay go loud tongue

Na truck driving I go do if I enter Yankee

I know someone saving $1.5k monthly. He's jobs is a low level job

Just 1.5 million naira not worth the stress abeg undecided

Some people are doing normal soft work here in Nigeria earning 3 million per month and saving that same $1.5k monthly. While that one over there has to work 3 jobs to keep up
Food / Re: Cost Of Feeding Worsens As Food Inflation Hits 32.84% by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:34pm On Dec 16, 2023
Even if it hits 200%. The children of God will survive

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Education / Re: I Am Not Taking This! My Baby Girl Deserves The 1st Position. 15as! by LalastiklaIa(m): 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2023
During my time na 3rd I dey take. First na proprietor daughter grin, second na proprietor church member daughter then me. Before those 2 girls came on board na me dey carry first.

The first dey get 93 second 92 then me 91% before then I was the only one who could cross the 91% mark
Celebrities / Re: Jada Pinkett Credits Oscar ‘Holy Slap’ For Saving Her Marriage With Will Smith by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:57pm On Dec 13, 2023
Johnycastro18:
Mtcheeew i am not impressed grin
Chris rock is a gentleman.

Will smith should have tried that nonsense slap on a person like Dwayne "the rock" johnson,


Let me check something.

Brahma Bull

Spine buster undecided
Business / Re: I Mistakenly Borrowed From A Loan App #15,000 To Pay #19,500 In 2 Weeks [Pics] by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2023
survival1:
Some of these loan app are very dubious. Like Easy money and Okash will not ask you for password. Once you press on the amount, they will start processing the loan. That was how my daughter click on 100k on Easy money and the next thing was the alert of the money in my wife's account. According to my daughter of 3 years old, she opened the app and saw 1 with plenty zeros and she just touched it. That was how we paid over 150k in 6 weeks because you pay 50k plus every two weeks. So it's better you don't install most of them in your phone.

This is an old post but how can you just pay interest your baby mistakenly collected?

You make a call to them and tell them you don't need the loan. You send the money credited into your account back to them immediately and then call the customer care to inform them and send screenshot of the forwarded money. All this can be done as long as it has not exceeded 24 hours. Nigerians don't read
especially terms and conditions. See how ignorance made you lose money Kai.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:02pm On Dec 10, 2023
ispreloaded:
u fit just Dy do rollover with dat team double chance them.... Am very sure they won't lose b4 season go end grin

Honestly

grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:02pm On Dec 10, 2023
Tonididdyx:
Girona na team abeg!

Those guys play like a preprogrammed robot

Passing the ball so calmly like so fluid
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 3:12pm On Dec 04, 2023
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Family / Re: Yahoo or schooling by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:25am On Dec 03, 2023
slimjohn2k5:
Too good to be true offer is not legit.

Unless u don cut rope

Cut rope what does that mean?

He's serious

I was the one that was even hesitant if not I would have been there by now
Family / Re: Yahoo or schooling by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:22am On Dec 03, 2023
IVORY2009:
What makes you think he is the into Yahoo?

That's what he does
Sports / Re: Euro 2024: Group Draws by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:20am On Dec 03, 2023
todugo:
Na Albania are gunner in group B. Make them no carry too much luggage come the tournament 😂

Dey play those guys are giant killers, underrate them at your peril undecided
Family / Yahoo or schooling by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:14am On Dec 03, 2023
So I'm in 200 level in pharmacy school in one of the federal unis but honestly. Financial problems is weighing so much on me. I can't think straight. Depression, anxiety and worry always close by.

Now there's a childhood friend offering to fly me to where he is. Get me an apartment, iPhone and others to join in his craft. I have been hesitant.

Before I resumed he told me I should make up my mind and why venture into something when I don't have funds to see myself through.

Make money first and I can continue schooling on my terms and as an independent

What are your thoughts?

And please no curse words

Thanks
Religion / Re: Choose A Bible Character To Marry by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:46am On Dec 03, 2023
Lovemeharder:
For me it would be John.

Beloved or Baptist
Religion / Re: Choose A Bible Character To Marry by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:33am On Dec 03, 2023
Delilah

For Samson to reject all the girls from his tribe

The lady must have been something special

He told his parents he didn't want any of his tribes women and that "they should get her for him for she pleaseth him well"

Men love bad women that will send them to early grave.

Just see Mohbad and his so called Wunmi

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Phones / Re: Why Do You Nigerian People Buy Expensive Phones? by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:46pm On Dec 02, 2023
seanwilliam:


You’re taking it to the extreme. Waiting for when you can afford an item x9 before you get it means 90% of time, you might not be able to get it.
Does that mean if you want to buy a car of 5m, you must have atleast 45m before you can buy it? Or a house of 20m , u must have up to 180m ?

Something is not adding up here , except I’m missing your point .


Most time we don’t need to own X 2 of the money before we purchase some stuff, provided you can maintain it , I think you’re good to go.
E.g if you have 6m , u can buy car or 5m provided you have a job/business that can maintain the car for you . U don’t have to wait until you can afford it two times because if you do, chances are that you will never get it till you leave this world .



He heard that 9 times thing for from 50 cent and it doesn't make sense.

Bag of rice is 50k
I must have 450k before I can buy it unless no Xmas for me grin

My children School fees is 90k I must have 900k before I pay it unless they should sit at home
Phones / Re: Recommend A Decent Device For 250k by LalastiklaIa(m): 1:35pm On Dec 02, 2023
AbujaLagos:
ok continue

Just tell me why?

I want to really know

Be because many of my friends will prefer to buy a second hand iPhone at 300k than a new Nokia or infinix at same price
Phones / Re: Recommend A Decent Device For 250k by LalastiklaIa(m): 1:29pm On Dec 02, 2023
AbujaLagos:
Say no to used phones
Why? Some are actually very good
Sports / Re: I Was At Old Trafford by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:21am On Dec 01, 2023
LeyeWrites:
Keep deceiving yourself.

A time will come you won't be able to move around as you please. Let's see how happy you are without children and a wife.

Why are some of you always sounding bitter and angry when someone says they don't want wife and kids?

Like it's their life na wetin be your concern
Some go that route for personal reasons while some may be because of reproductive health issues. Not everyone is cutout for the marriage life
Family / Re: Parents With Sickle Cell Kids How Do You Cope? by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:11am On Dec 01, 2023
Acidosis:



Back when? Go back and read the op clearly. Having three SS teenagers is stupidity. There is nothing like back in the days. An 18 year old teenager is a 2002 baby.

2005 to be precise

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Family / Re: Parents With Sickle Cell Kids How Do You Cope? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:29am On Dec 01, 2023
Munzy14:

Hey dude easyyyy..

Parents of that time had little or no knowledge about this.

It was more of Emotions over logic.

You'll be surprised to know that they know but want to just really be careless and wicked.

He said his siblings are teenagers meaning they were born between 2005 and 2010. And a parent giving birth in that period doesn't have idea of genotype?
And I don't think his parents are illiterate. Once you finish secondary school you should at least have heard about genotype

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Family / Re: Parents With Sickle Cell Kids How Do You Cope? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:25am On Dec 01, 2023
Yemike:
I need people with experience on how to manage SS Crisis.
Both my parent are AS and we the kids are 5. I'm the first child and I'm lucky to be AA, the 2nd born AS, 3rd, 4th, 5th - SS.
I have 3 SS siblings and right now most of their responsibility and wellbeing is on me as the first born cuz my P-man is old already.
Just last week I have to rush down to my brother's school to bring him home cuz he called me in the middle of the night weeping cuz the pain is just too much and his roommate isn't around.
My question now is how can it be managed? cuz it's really affecting everybody cuz It's affecting their studies, I'm exhausted right now cuz anytime it happens it's ends with me borrowing funds to send to them and lastly it's sucks happiness out of the atmosphere as hearing a teenager weeping and knowing you can't do anything about it is saddening.

I've seen some people asking if they as AS can also marry AS please and please don't try it as you'll just be bringing innocent kids here just to suffer. The trauma of you seeing your kids in pain sef no be here.

How can SS Crisis be avoided/managed?

I'd have loved my write up to be well detailed but the little I wrote up there took up to an hour cuz my phone is bad.

You experience and advice will be well appreciated. Thanks.

You and the second born are supposed to be the only children of your parents but your parents won do pass God.

Now they've brought innocent humans to suffer on earth
Romance / Re: This was a prank by LalastiklaIa(m): 12:14pm On Nov 30, 2023
Bankowner:
https://www.nairaland.com/7896994/please-what-drug-someone-use

If you want to lie, always remember to document it so you don't forget the type of lie you lied.


Thank you jarey

He was asking me where he said he was 22.

I didn't just have strength to go dig his post
Romance / Re: This was a prank by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:26am On Nov 30, 2023
Astonmartin:
Cap,bank message alerts doesn't support replies

You don catch am lol wink grin
Romance / Re: This was a prank by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:33pm On Nov 29, 2023
Where you dey see money first. You said you're 22.
Which work u dey do?
Romance / Re: This was a prank by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:29pm On Nov 29, 2023
grin you want make hungry girls like jennyclay rush you that's why you are showing your N18 million naira account balance.

Well done we've seen it cool

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Romance / Re: If You Earn N250,000 A Month by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:40am On Nov 29, 2023
eazzzy1:
Why not go into the studio and sing la pio pio for two minutes, so you can be made for life too?

You are unwise and cannot think critically

There are many footballers in Nigeria more talented than Mikel obi and Victor osimhen why have they not made their way to Chelsea or Napoli and change their family story

You can now see how stupid you sound right

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Crash Cooking Gas Price by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:23pm On Nov 27, 2023
mightyhaze:
and vowing

Na that vowing funny pass

Vowing with Ogun, sango or obatala?

Dem no dey ever talk wetin dem vow with
Romance / Re: If You Earn N250,000 A Month by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:20pm On Nov 27, 2023
chariisGRACE:
Wetin you wan use 300m for bank do?

Own a house, buy a good car, and invest in business

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