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Technology MarketRe: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by lapazi(m): 1:55am On Aug 17, 2020
In need of hp/dell convertible/360 laptop
AIN
7th gen upwards
Technology MarketRe: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by lapazi(m): 1:47am On Aug 17, 2020
Xkufiz:
iPhone SE 2020 (64gb)
Factory Unlock
Box and Accessories
Condition: 10/10
BH:- 100%
Price:- N165,000
Available in Lagos(escrow accepted)
Do u have X or XS for sale?
Technology MarketRe: BUY ON EBAY.COM, 1688, TAOBAO, ALIBABA! RMB, USD, CAD AVAILBLE FOR TRANSFER by lapazi(m): 11:59pm On Aug 15, 2020
Technology MarketRe: US Used Iphone XR 160k sold by lapazi(m): 11:36pm On Aug 15, 2020
locked to what network and how much to unlock?
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lapazi(m): 11:22pm On Aug 15, 2020
House.... how much to replace a Redmi Note 7 screen?
RomanceRe: Share Memes Make We Laff Abeg by lapazi(m):
The best meme ever
HealthRe: India 'Wet Markets' Sell Charred Monkey Hands As Dogs Wait For Slaughter (Pics) by lapazi(m): 6:20pm On Jul 17, 2020
onward4life:
Indians are mainly vegitarians.....

They don't rarely do meat
That is not correct, actually less than 30% of the Indian population are vegetarians.

Most just don’t have meat in there diet always.

Look it up!
Technology MarketRe: US Used Iphone 8 Plus 64gb by lapazi(m): 2:54pm On Jul 15, 2020
Adinije:
iPhone 8 Plus 64gb
Space Gray
Factory Unlocked
Phone, charger and generic box
120k


PRICE IS FIRM
AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP IN LAGOS.
CAN BE WAYBILLED TO ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA.
Contact me with the number on my signature if you are interested.
Is this still available?
Technology MarketRe: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by lapazi(m): 1:18pm On Jul 15, 2020
IPhone 8+ FU AIN Lagos Needed

Quote me lets deal asap!
Technology MarketRe: Iphone X 64gb Clean | FU ¦ AIN 175k SOLD by lapazi(m): 9:26am On Jul 15, 2020
lets deal today @150k, make it happen!
SportsRe: Manchester City Wins Appeal, To play in Champions League Next Season by lapazi(m): 10:15am On Jul 13, 2020
Femich18:
Good news for City.
Bad news for United

United want to reap where they didn't sow.... You must triple your hustle now
BS
Tell that to Chelsea and Leicester
AutosRe: Substandard Toyota Engine Oil: SON Raises Red Alert by lapazi(m): 3:36pm On Jun 26, 2020
I think Mobil has more counterfeits in the market than any other brand out there. It’s very sad?!
RomanceRe: Closed by lapazi(m): 4:11am On Jun 08, 2020
Can you get them a job- you know they say the idle mind is the devils workshop

Are they in school- if not can you fund their education?

Have you tried talking to them to understand their story- they might even be coerced into the oldest trade known to man

Best of luck...
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 11:32am On May 28, 2020
fayded:
I wouldn't have believed u if ds shii hasn't happened to me.
I swear, I gave ds girl, d greatest sex of her life, just made sure she enjoyed it.. She was squirting, her nipples were so strong, her legs were just vibrating, she couldn't even utter a single word correctly..
Half d night, ds was just d way it is.. Pound her...she squirts, I eat her, I slip it back in, pound her, she squirts..
Ds girl woke up in d morning and left..
Blocked my number,she'd see me on the road and just cross to the other side, couldn't even look me in d eyes. Just kept on avoiding me..
I just tire, leave am..
She had a very good waist though, very cooperative waist, I swear
When you wanted to turn her to a p0rnstar
She jaaapa
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 9:53am On May 28, 2020
Folzye:
Smiles.... . Why upload a picture u still intend to censor, very weird. grin
pls take this out...thenk u
TravelRe: FG To Certify Airlines Before Flights Resume by lapazi(m): 8:47am On May 28, 2020
these planes have been grounded for a while now, for safety reasons a mandatory health check needs to be carried out. Those that don’t pass should be grounded indefinitely.... we can’t risk another disaster happening in our airspace o.
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 4:56pm On May 27, 2020
DaInferno:
I was about to begin school in the uni when I discovered she actually looked younger than her age... babe was 4years older than me(I am not an advocate of old babes)and to think that she told me she would wait for me to finish school and get married to her, I never touched her nor kissed(was still a virgin and I don't know whether it's fear or my self righteousness even though she asked if am okay down there at a point)
so as I do my maths finish, I realise say 5yrs in the uni plus another 4 years outside hustling on one or two, this girl will be over 35, I just call her straight in the evening tell her my reason cus I felt that's just the best way... make I own up come forward now. it was a nasty scene, she cry sote I come feel like say I should just accept her back , but nooo .. my inner mind still tender the maths infront of me, e pain me Sha, but it was for the best. thank God, she is married now with a son and most importantly, no hard feelings for me, we talk cool. Kai Grace, fresh and tender babe willing to do anything I asked! her phone number ended with 303 and guess what, fast forward to presently, my babe name is also grace and her number ends with 303, I wonder what this trend means, though she's 2years younger though.
I hope karma isn’t abt to pull a fast one on you... may be this time around she does the dumping...

My advice- fast for 30 days and 40 nights.

Lol no mind me.... it’s all good
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 4:54pm On May 27, 2020
DaInferno:
in the end, she suited herself! your words!
I guess it’s better than stringing someone along...
O! Well....
RomanceRe: What’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 3:38pm On May 27, 2020
Starmario:
Mine was simply because I said the online stuff she was putting her money could be a scam ooh
Funny...
I no someone that broke up over global warming argument....
She argued that it’s all a hoax and my nigga couldn’t stomach it lol
RomanceWhat’s The Weirdest Or Strangest Reason Someone Broke Up With You? by lapazi(op): 3:20pm On May 27, 2020
Don’t get it twisted, this isn’t another female bashing thread!

Mine was pretty brutal.... it goes like this;
I never thought jet lag was an actual thing until sometime last year I came back from a really long flight, landed mid night, crashed at the airport till the next morning. I was super exhausted and wasn’t just myself.

She came visiting thesame day. I was fast asleep and she let her self in. TBH I wasn’t really paying attention to what she was saying... was just responding with the usual one word answers.

At some point I said, can you just let me chill? Pls, I haven’t unpacked my luggage yet...so you can pick what u want.

She went into the bathroom for a while, like a really long while. Came back and shook me hard till I was full awake, and the weirdest conversation ensued....

Her: do u really have plans to marry me?
Me: stares blankly
Her: it’s a simple question...yes....no....or maybe.
Me: tired AF, can we discuss later pls?
Her: it already October what’s your plan atleast for next year...
Me: blank (again)
Her: i don’t think we are working out...
Me: I mumbled some stuff, then said suite yourself.


That was it....
She ghosted me for like a month. Believe me I tried reaching out...

She actually got married in December (story for another day)

I really liked her though, but the question was all of a sudden, plus we were into the second year of dating...

So amigos- grow some balls and tell pple you’re abt to break up with the real reason…

Thinking abt that now and I thought to share, share your experience I will be in the comments...
CrimeRe: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by lapazi(m): 9:12am On May 27, 2020
Davash222:
That woman would have shut her mouth cos of comments like this. She didn't consider the boys before opening up to something like this online.
We post things on internet based on impulse, I feel sorry for those boys.
IslamRe: The Difference Between Zakaah On Wealth And Zakaatul L-fitri (photo) by lapazi(m): 9:34am On May 22, 2020
This is an interesting topic and one needs to do more research on it.

The zakat fitr is basically charity. But given staple food? That part I don’t understand. What if the person you’re given rice already has rice and needs other resource to make the food.
That’s why I always ask for sources on threads like this.

Meanwhile giving money could afford the receiver the freedom to do what best suited him/her.

That said Allahu a’alam!
IslamRe: How To Observe The Eid Prayer At Home by lapazi(m): 9:27am On May 22, 2020
Nice one...

Pls add a credible source, could be a Hadith or a citation from a book or something
AutosRe: advice taken by lapazi(m): 8:27am On May 21, 2020
femi4:
You can get coolant anywhere they are selling vehicle fluids. It comes in either red or green.

You can order for your oil online jumia/konga e.g Mobil 1 or any other synthetic 5w30 oil
Be careful there are a lot of fake Mobil 1 out there. Good luck
CrimeRe: Young Banker Commits Suicide In Lagos (photo) by lapazi(m): 4:55am On May 21, 2020
Officialgarri:
Debt

This is one disadvantage of white collar jobs. You go out everyday with well tailored suit and tie.
Everyone thinks money dey
They respect you and use you as a yardstick.

But your fear starts; when your debt profile is high and the fear of getting fired anytime
There is nothing in this post that remotely suggested that he was in debt.

Are you in dept?
Are you contemplating suicide?
Please talk to someone....
Technology MarketRe: Buy Original Iphone 5, 5s, 6, 6s, 6+, 6s+,7... Screen Now At Affordable Price by lapazi(m): 8:46am On May 20, 2020
An iPhone 6 with completely shattered screen, but still works perfectly- how much to fix
RomanceRe: Never Apologise To A Woman by lapazi(m): 5:18am On May 17, 2020
DontBullshitMe:
Did the handler of that account ever spoke/chatted with you about his intention to get married??

How do you guys just make fly into assumption hurriedly?
O the narrative has changed....interesting
Whatever may be the case, stop making your opinion like its a proven fact.

Anyway its your opinion, youre entitled to it.

Voltron...lol
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by lapazi(m): 5:15am On May 17, 2020
toyclicks:
If I was able to find it there, I wouldn't ask
Look, man, I'm just trying to help- there is shht load of info on that first page. The seniors here have done alot of work to keep that page updated. This very question of yours is even a subheading there...

No hard feelings man. Positive vibes always.
RomanceRe: Never Apologise To A Woman by lapazi(m): 8:42pm On May 16, 2020
bodybuilder:
Women don't see apology from a man as virtuous. They see it as weakness.

And there is nothing women hate more than weakness.

Even if you're wrong. Women don't see a sincerely apology as good will and you trying to be good person.

They still see it as weakness. They're wired that way.

Wowen aren't moral and ethical beings like men.
They are void of true love, guilt, remorse and conscience.
It's their nature. They can't help it, if even if they try to.

If you want to get better with women, stop being apologetic.

The more you apologise, the less attractive you appear to a woman.

Only men take an apology for wrong doing as you been a kind and moral person.
Women just can't see that way.

I'm talking about women you're in sexual relationships: (dating, flings, marriage etc), with not your mum.

Don't hit me with that 'even your mum' shit.
Stop clowning around. Better drop this mentality before marriage.

And stop generalizing.
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by lapazi(m): 8:24pm On May 16, 2020
toyclicks:
Hello all
I learnt its possible to assess myself by credit score online.

pls can anyone give me the link?

Thanks
Do yourself a favor and atleast read the first page.

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