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olabrinks:
at least 30k for crying out loud.

U be thief ooo

Catchfirez:
The result of circumcision in girls.

As in emmm,,,no be small,I meet some that year ,I completely made up my mind to always test a car before placing Money oo,,,,
The girls are just like log of timber wood ,,if ur finger them ,u fit end up seeing blood for hand while u day sweat with water dripping down ur face bro na if u don finish let me know she go day tell u ,

Baba I day advise people ok,,,test ur babe ,look Watin u wan day chop for life before u go put money down oooo,else na OYO u day o

Commentor:
People are stone cold.

Heartless.

Heartless is an understatement bro ,,
When u see how he will act towards his fellow black in public u go kw say heart less is an understatement

seborrhic:
You that's fine what have u achieved in your entire life other than posting nonsensical comments on Nland?

Na whole fine and who ugly he day check out and who get k-legs ,,that's practically why em day struggle to even eat food ,,

Na Watin no concern us we day talk out

Finchmgh:
You are a disgrace to university graduates.

Sincerely take a look at your write up and ask yourself whether you are really qualify to be called a university graduate.

Shame on you for wasting the number of years and resources you spent in the university.

You are one of nigeria biggest problem ,,,
Even oyibo man day fail English for high school and University ,,,,who the fuvk are you ,,,

They are saying reality about life ,na English way no correct you day after ,,make God punish u,,,,

You are very lucky day don't give slap Tru mobile phone ,u for don chop tire today ,,,,

I have just a question for you ,,IS ENGLISH YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE ? then why give a fuvk if his English has some errors why don't you correct him oga teacher


Oyibo man carry English con give you ,,u con day form error scanner for the language

Wizzyflexx:
Don't wish death to people
Cause it will befall u and ya family

Don't mind him ,,,
Probably he has not heard you don't throw stone in a market square ,,,,,

Kylekent59:
End of the wicked.

I remember that movie, especially when I was a little boy.

Puff puff, a young boy and his members were eating rice at the back of his father's body,

Been long ooo.

RIP

Jesssss,,,,my father's house was upstairs then,,,I refuse climbing upstairs again after watching ,,,,,,
It took me 5 years to over come such fear oooo

ityP:
Tbvh, no woman no stress you for this life o.

For real man

The problem in this life man faces everyday ,
And a woman wants to add her own ,bro I day tell her to fuvk off immediately ,,I no Sabi see rubbish they laugh o

proclinician:
That elaktra made me very angry with that input. What does she mean that men should rise up and take care of their bloody kids? I do not support men abandoning their marital responsibilities because it creates chaos and damages. My life is beautiful today because I have a dad that gave me his all and saw me through 8 Years of training. It is important that both parents join hands together in raising their kids and biologically the roles of a mother in child upbringing outweighs that of a man and this is the trend in every mammalian species as most times the males are not their.

I don't know what women are turning out to become in this world and it's scary that's why I don't even give them any chance to come feel special on my inbox.

This elaktra your kids are your responsibility and you will give them all you can in raising it doesn't matter what you received or how it was when you were growing up if you were raised in a broken home or had to change step fathers like you're changing shoes it's pretty bad but inconsequential.

Isaiah 49:15 says
“Can a woman forget her nursing child, that she should have no compassion on the son of her womb? Even these may forget, yet I will not forget you.

Well God you can be the judge now it's all over.

When u hear story of women way sell their wrapper ,to make sure their kids are educated bro not these days lady's o....
Na when money day ladies day dance follow man oo,,some go even pretend reach wedding day ,,,,when everywhere con get as e be ,,they go show u their Tru behavior...

Since last year I have made up my mind not to even think of give a lady hope of wedding ,,,na boyfriend life style I go take give u Belle ,,,,pack ur thinks come my side ,,after years of staying together if u worth am ,congrats church here we come or Court or traditional wedding here we come ,,but if u know worth am ,,,,

I have nothing to lose ,,,na menopause go catch you there ,, since the meaning of commitment is a different definition to them ,,they will have to learn it the hard way .............from me,,,,,



No lady fit force me give engagement ring ,these days they don't worth it bro ,carry them go hux give am Belle,na those type day loyal pass,, because they have invested both times , career and ideology to the relationship ,,no be those ,type way u go jam for ShopRite within 3 months u don give her engagement ring

greenmonk:
These are the type of females in our society now and when no man wants to marry her she'll resort to diabolical means to hook a man.

Yeah ,,winners and redeem church no day finish with anointing oil to spray on the guys food as holy love portion ,,,,

Arsenate:
From experience and observations. I refuse to swallow that bullshiiit "sweet mother I no go forget you ...bla bla bla"

Literally none of the ladies here empathize with those kids.

Till the world ends that's the last song I will ever play ,,,hisssssss

nahzyla:
I just tire

One frustrated man will just get up and tell lies to bash women and his fellow bitter men will jump in happily to release pent up hatred for women.


The way men are so quick to attack women online you'd think they are saints or something.

Are you trying to say these things don't happen?

proclinician:
Stupid woman. I wonder the sins your unborn kids must have committed or will commit that will make God send them a punishment like you as their mother. Nonsense

Men should raise their bloody kids becauee it is not you that bore them for 9 months.

These are the type of ladies some kids have as mother ,and at old age they start avoiding them ,,,before u know it they will start laying courses on the kid's life ,,,,I kw day pity woman oooo,,,,fuvk them

Pavore9:
Abandoning one's child/children be it the father or mother is not about gender equality but a case of a disordered mind because it is a heartless action but unfortunately, it is being rationalized and normalized by the day.

The children should be removed from that setting as they are been negatively exposed, if his mum is still alive he could take them to her while he sends her their upkeep.

My brother that man wife don move ahead,,

See runz girl na runz girl ,,it's just a matter of time before she goes back to business ,,

Fountainofyouth:
Was the husband blind of that fact when he was busy flaunting and spending on her to have her to himself? He didn't think of alternatives in case the one he had finishes?

Show me a lady that you don't spend money on and she loves u just like that ,,,,,

If u have a sister like dat I don't mind putting a ring on her middle finger today ,,...

Ganjafama:
You seem agitated or angry at something. Anyway, I don't have the time to exchange banters with people in a faceless forum. Have a nice day.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that she is agitated or angry

I just pray we don't end up dating such a person or even marrying them

elektra:
The only time cheating bothers men is when it is a woman doing it.
Look at this OP, he is not even the one being cheated on, but it worries him so much he had to open a thread about it.

The woman left the kids for her husband. Who should she have left them for? Are the kids not bearing the man’s name?
There are many women tired from raising kids by themselves, have you ever noticed anyone of them? The moment you see one man raising his kids you come to open thread.
You men should get used to raising your own bloody kids.

And what do u do when we raise kids ,,,u sit at home all day watching telemondo right

SweetCunt97:
Ahaaaaaa, u want a woman to spend on ya eh! Lol but d reality is, your money is for us. You men slave for us and our babies. In d end, d kids praise us even though you men labored and suffered to make them who they are. No man works for himself... That's simply d hard truth you gotta kiss

Sorry to disappoint you men are becoming wiser by the day ,,,

MasterRahl:

Why are you mentioning ubunja? That guy knows his onions and he's not a pauper. Now back to the matter. Money is good. I agree with you 100%. All guys should hustle for money. However, if you are making money, make it so that you can enjoy your life and give your children the life they deserve. Don't make money because you think it will attract women because bro, I tell you in all sincerity, a woman's Love cannot be bought!

Some weeks ago, a thread was created on this forum about a woman who usually travelled from her husband's house to Lafia just to sleep with a corper. A corper bro.
Here's the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/5649493/wife-dumps-one-minute-husband-corper

This proves beyond reasonable doubt that women are complex individuals, and Ubunja's Miseducation sheds light on these "complexities."

In summary, Make money to enjoy your life. Don't make money to buy a woman's love.

Exactly
I tell guys that shout hustle o hustel oo ,,,make u fit marry any woman way u like ,,

I always correct them ,,,u kw fit buy woman LOVE ooooo,,,,na just for temporary ,,,,every lady loves good tins but when it comes to love when they have finished your bank account ,,they go just Waka go meet one road side mechanic ,,,,

mayklef:
Nigerian re unimagiable

When a person becomes too greedy ,they become diabolical

Jimiyung:
Lol. Are you kidding me? I worked in Olorunsogo for 5 years. The plants were BOT and were owned by the Nigerian government which he bought from them. The other is Omotosho and i remember the former minister of power (agagu) helped him get it. Before i left Olorunsogo, the government was owing him 35bn for power generated (NERC). This was 2 years ago.You think its beans?

Where u the one who printed the notice paper for them stating all the money or u heard it from someone else mouth?,,,,,,

What you really don't know if it's Tru don't get it over hyped ,,,,

I Know of a man in my community who was managing a big company for some foreigners ,,but workers always claim he is the owner only for me to find out he was just helping manage the company for some German guys ,,

lyriclekidd:
So they go to Dubai to hire clothes too..

dude ,, getting cloth in dubia is a cheap as hell ,,convert the currency exchange be dubia and naija,,,don't be deceive ,....many people for dubia don't even wear shoes or cloths more than 3 months na dust bin e day go straight up

mayklef:
Lets face d truth, we're all human, let alone Nigerians....WE ARE ALL GREEDY AND SELFISH

But African are the worst

Elbone2:
Your only "crime" is awkwardness and lack of confidence. We've all been there but that's long During my College days.
U don't need to go through all these stress naw.
I mean u don't need to go about chasing fine girls in ur neighborhood...No u don't.
But if u must it is always better and less stressful to go after someone that's giving u the green lights(The one that loves to make eye contact,The one that wants you to corner her,The one that obviously likes you)....If u want the rather easy and inept way of doing this...Get a Degree,Get a job,
Get a Car...This days,I just give a lift to wherever I think she might be Heading and most times as we got on well along the line She ends up following me to my house or my friends house as the case maybe,so u can Imagine...No use woman matter worry urself...I remember,When I was in school then,I was chasing one thick curvey babe and she told me to my Face that she doesn't date Students...Fastforward to today,The same babe dey worry me upndan,I don Taya for her ass.She has practically turned to a sex pest.Why?!Coz I Now have what She was After.
And A friend of mine ended up marrying the same girl that use to tell him "No No,I can't date you,we can just be friends" then in school.Why?!Good Job!!
What's your Prospect?!
Mad ohh.

Nice one ,,,,, straight to the point

Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

To every up coming guys out there before you haunt meet expert on the game


They know day shame put ,,,

I actually started wooing girls when I got into higher institution ,,,
I had to open up to guys in my lodge I wasn't good at approaching females and the rest is history today ,,,..

Expect I don't even have interest on you
But if I have interest, I fit even use bike chase you ,,,
Miss University days sha

Sanchez01:
Yahoo boys or not, this is nothing but human rights abuse. You don't put people in a place like some common criminal when they are either suspects or profiled to be fraudsters.

It is worrisome that those guys are topless. Any of them might catch a nasty flu or even die due to cold directed at their bare chest.

They should be released if the EFCC isn't willing to try them. Even sardines live better in their cans these days as they have been reduced from 4 to 3.

I had a campus mate who died 2 weeks after release from efcc costody ,he spent roughly 2 months in that cage

People that come back from efcc custody are never the same

There are better things in life to worry about bro ,peotday knack duplex and self contain every 2 years ,u day think of bald hair ,,,if shame they catch u go use tattoo mask am ,it's easier that way ,,,just to apply dark tattoo dots most foreigners do it

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

Bros na so so wrong trib u day meet ooo

Munzy14:
... true.


She is just smiling, because she knows long ago she is the chosen one... just waiting for formalities.

It is how it should be I swear.

Yes time, attention and tolerance=sacrifice.

Best investment anyone can bring to a relationship.

If the girl no fit patient make she carry her load go ,,even when the money day my pocket full ,she will be surprised I will not even make mention of marriage one day ,,

Wen I kw the time is right then no problem
The time might be when u don even born finish or when my kid go fit day primary 2 already

Munzy14:
True, I am not a fan of see and marry.

date her for years.


Women are very good in pretending, so those that do see and marry are on a 50-50 gamble.


If she is loyal when u are at the foundation stage, u are just on a road to greatness with her.

I don't believe in God says I should marry you ,,,
Carry the babe go hux date her so Tay ,when u even present her engagement ring see will see it as normal thing not a jackpot ,,

I watched a video clip of a nigeira guy that engage his girlfriend of over 8 years of dating na so the girl day smile ,,and few days later I watched another one where the guy also engaged his bae see as the girl day shout bro those ones they never invest anything for the relationship ....

To me the best a lady can invest in a relationship is just time ,,

Joystark:
I like this shirt.

We all love it ....but it's just a rented shirt for Photoshot