₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Trust me, I'm not. You were probably still in primary school or JSS class when I was in 100 level.

Come on u don't have to embarrass him by indirectly calling him a kid

Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing

I miss University days Sha,,,,,sometimes man will think he will not graduate but the story is different now

bigiyaro:
OP u are very correct, after ur blood family have finished raising and molding u, one woman will enter and start forming 'my husband' while she was never there in the beginning. some migth even leave when the going gets very rough but ur blood family will still be dia for u, they were around when u have nothing and will still be around when u have everything, a woman was complaining about soup in one thread because of the Hubby's brother, what if it was her own Darling junior brother? Let us beware of such stingy and self-centered women.

Na man they use e hand bring e family down ,
When u say trash about your siblings in front of your wife ,the wife does that too ,,,

When u tell your wife ,my younger brother is a fool or an idiot
Bro watch how your wife too will start insulting your younger ones because na we men use our hand take bring our family down

They just banned me for saying the image should be covered up with a emoji image

Chijeep:
Una go talk say I talk am.

By dx time nxt 2yrs Even Borehole go pay Tax.

No b prophecy ooo...

Na reality, ah no b Yahoo Yahoo Pastor.

I have known that a very long time ..

By then people go day dig the borehole inside there bathroom or sitting room ,,,use center table cover am

yommen:
What does private ranching have to do with this headline. Is it cows that robbed the bank?

When they tell people to stop smoking ibadan India herm ,,this is the reason ,,
Always comparing cows with human being

EzeIgbo1:
If i am a member of the family of the slain and i stumble on these pictures on this forum, i will sue the living daylights out of nairaland. What the heck?
They should show some dignity for Petes sake. They do not want pornography pasted here but encourage all manner of gory pictures. Why allow any of them?

My brother for this country na em u wan sue person ,bros no waste ur
1. Time
2. Energy
3. Little money

Na 2023 they go finalize the matter for court

Then ur 1 year old pikin go don day enter primary 2

Nickshrapnel:
What is it with people messing up crime scene because they want to take pictures even the police are guilty of this

A police man took that picture ,,I doubt if it's a civilian

Villain7:
Bros no be lie

Seriously
Not only we operate this nairaland
Over 3 different countries also joined to ,Ghana is there, Cameron is there and that's how the pictures keeps going viral

omlueh:
Please let us respect the Dead.

Sorry bro not nigeria police ...I have relatives in police but if they don't do their duty right and they end up like this good for them and NO RESPECT

zicoraads:
This is one of the reasons my sister keeps saying we should all move out. This country is scary. One minute you are here, the next minute you are caught up in its lawlessness.

May the souls of all those who died rest in peace.

That was how police stopped me the other day in benin city
For carrying my own laptop without receipt
For holding 3 phone with out receipt

Na so I take miss office duty after spending 8am to 2pm there ,,
It was really annoying

We got to the police station gate ,they packed their vehicle and told me to beg them ,,I was like wat the fuvk man ,,,why should I beg you ,,do u know me before ,did u see me with a gun or weapon

Man staying in Nigeria isn't funny

EzeIgbo1:
SEUN THERE SHOULD BE SOME DIGNITY FROM THIS FORUM. WHY DO YOU PERMIT GORY PICTURES TO BE SPLASHED SO FREELY HERE?

NO RESPECTABLE MEDIA OR FORUM WORTH ITS NAME DOES THIS.

MODS SHOULD CENSOR SUCH PICS BEFORE MOVING TO THE FRONT PAGE.

THIS IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL

Very unprofessional
This is how Nigeria image always get ridicule by foreigners because we even lack respect within our society

Villain7:
I think it's your brain that I saw on the floor that's the reason you open your gutter mouth to mosh trash. All those police if it were you or me, they will open fire for me having IPhone or Samsung... Look at the real thing which they are paid for, see how they are murdered like goats. No self defence because they are busy chasing Yahoo boys which they claim. SARS have never engaged in battle when robbery like this is on. Just imagine how they died. All the bad things they have probably caught up with them. I have respect for the dead, but you see Nigeria Police who have no respect for the rights of citizens, damn them all. Mistake Priority. until they change their ways, No peace for the wicked.
Damn! Nigeria and her leaders! If a police man is here reading my post, better work for common man to have your best reward in secret than politicians to send you to kill and yet die without any course. If NPF were Good, this may not even occur.
What you gonna do when sh!t hits the fan?

If donld Trump see this kin picture that's the more reason he will even make the band 100years

uruba23:
Isn't that someone's brain on the floor what kind of assault weapon was used.

That's called inside life out gun and the bullet is call vomit

Budline1:
Apt! It's just so sad that the more beautiful or sexy they feel they are nowadays, the more the pride and bad attitude. I guess they feel like mini celebrities. How do you expect a girl to behave when she post pictures of herself on the net and hundreds of thirsty men are obsessed about her body..liking and complimenting her like she's a demigod. Different men chasing them from left to right. These hypes get into their heads.

I always walk with first impression when it comes to ladies ,the moment I noticed you are just not accomodation or lack the ability to even hold a conversation ...I will just use the most common phrase used in nairaland when describing some ladies "I WILL SEE YOU AS A intimacy gadget " which is get used and dispose

Arrewa:
Kano state Nigeria!!

God bless Nigeria!!

We are getting there

Beautiful state but with the highest number of begggers


Hissssssssssss

Budline1:
That's because everything revolves around their bum bum. Men cause am by running after them. Woo a girl with big bum bum and she feels you owe her the world.

Manners and attitude makes a lady beautiful
Just like the lady at my work place , beautiful and endowed but very disrespectful and disgusting ..
While the other lady not endowed has little pimples but then when she talks u want to be around her even though her English isn't strong like the other endowed lady ...

Manners and attitude makes a lady and that's wat I will teach my daughters

Mart1994:
True bro.

Thought I was the only one who observed this....

Most ladies that are naturally endowed are always dumb...

Big nyash + big breasts = Fish brain.

I remembered telling a big ass lady to calculate my age by telling her my birth year.

She couldn't.

Last last, nothing come out.

So pathetic and a shame
Read books them they will not ,even the mobile phone they all want to have ,they only make use of 10 %of the usefulness of the iOS

Bustincole:
Nigerian Babe should learn from dis

When a lady has big Yash tell me how she wan think straight with the over load for back ,,,
Pride of having a big Yash is 90%
Pride of having a smart Brian is 10%

Dandsome:
You see poverty ehnnn ??

God punish it

POVERTY is a bastard bro

internationalman:
Slim yanshless beautiful girl..

Beauty is beyond big yansh.. I for one don't get turned on by big yansh..

The bigger the yansh the smaller the brain capacity...

As for Ronaldo, if not for Messi he would have gone the way of Solomon Okonkwo

And as for Messi if not for Ronaldo he would have gone the way of Chinedu Ogbuke...

So the first thing you both should do every morning after giving God praise is Thank each other for compelling and propelling each other to the greatest height..


Happy birthday CR7 the Legend but even me and your fans(though they don't like to admit it) know that LM10 is the best to ever play the game...

Hmmmmmmmmm


Yeah that's tru
The bigger the Yash the smaller the brain of many girls (female's)

Show me a girl with big Yash that thinks fast

tinsel:
Truthful man indeed you are and Nigeria is still this way. The point is you eat from Obaseki.

Money sweet but u go either sheet am throway or e Rotty

If u know how Lagos operate where who becomes the governor is decided by tinebu ,and he is the one day says u will go for 2times or 1 time ,,that's the agender of oshomole if u are cool with the person who says no to godfatherism and after his leave from office he wants to decide who becomes the governor ,,,u go school that year what does English call that ...

When u see an illiterate who think he is smart because he can shout while talking ,
U just dance to his tone before telling he it isn't done dat way

tinsel:
You actually made no meaning. So you support this man destroying this hotel?

Now I kw why we are still back ward ,it's because of people like u ,who mix emotions with reality ,,...

Was he not aware he build very close to the road ,,

See I live in Edo state ,u understand,,I have seen touts with money who always like to sand fill erosion sitting areas to build their masion there ,thereby pushing the water to ur hux because they are above the law,,


,and others don't even give few meters from the road even when other old occupant of the vicinity gives few meter ,they just push their own fence or pillars to the road ,, becus they want to build a big duplex... they just drop a building very very close to the road,,,and when a wreck less driver hits a child or runs into the compound (duplex) accidentally it's u and I that will crusify the driver forgetting the person who has the house placed it in a wrong manner....


See if u see truth talk am ,even if na die e go lead to ,alway stand for the truth bro put money aside,
Always talk truth

sweetgala:
Obaseki has no chance big winning Edo in a legitimate election. Hell not win APC primaries and if he does decamp he'll have insufficient time to build a strong structure.

His actions in recent months has burnt all bridges and angered many people

So u prefer to have a state lead by touts and illiterate ,,there is nothing significant about Edo state
Youths wake up every morning with Igbo or cousing nusiance up and down ,,,no good road ,
Oshomole was able to transform the middle of Edo state and made everyone see the light and made away with billions of naire while people where still celebrating him at night ,,

In life it's ok to burn Bridges ,a new bridge will always be build am ,but for once let's do something right and take responsibility of every action we take ,,yes u will loss many friends but always stand for what is right

Kendroid:
Las Las u still didn't answer my question!

But u want to quickly reply back ,,,and not read first to understand

Kendroid:
In other words, anybody who comes to a bar/club and declare wine, undertaker and Moet is automatically a Yahoo boy?

Ask your self ,a state where foreigners point fingers to a particular region of always been defrauded and even feel insecure when they even meet u physically ,,tell me man ,is everyone not a suspect who throws Money flyboyantly

A drug Lord who lavish money like he has a money printing press is calling the eyes of the fed

Same goes to a fraudstars who throws expensive wine just to wash his hands and hope he has paper files to prove his source of wealth ,it's very simple

FrLukas:
I am ashamed to be a Nigerian.

no shame o

Seenyo:
dumb decision!...ways to go?

option 1; America should hold on to the loot till the shithole gets a sane, responsible, forthright and trustworthy leader, or


option 2; America should rather invest the money into the Nigerian economy with strict monitoring,


else, #THE LOOT WILL BE RE-LOOTED!


#OLE GBE, OLE GBA!

I prefer the 2nd option

Bigflamie:
Its very shameful that another country will bring such conditions before repatriating our own money, it shows they don't trust the dullard's claim on fighting corruption.

Lol
They don't trust any of nigeria government o

It's better Americans employ one of their person to monitor how the Money is been used ooo

If that money no fit transform our life ,my brother nigeria is gone for ever

torgod:
Former Deputy Whip of the House of Representatives, Rep. Pally Iriase on Tuesday asked Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo state to account for the N250billion his administration collected as revenue in the last four years.

Iriase, who revealed this in a chat with journalists in Abuja, accused the Obaseki government of perpetrating a reign of jackboot politics instead of concentrating on delivering dividends of democracy to Edo people. 

The APC chieftain added that the N250 billion that had accrued to the state is based on figures obtained from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) and the Federal Ministry of Finance.

According to him, the figures shows that the Edo state government had received over N251billion in three years to November 2019, excluding deductions. This amount, he added does not include receipts  on account of Paris Club refunds, the several bail-out funds and other receipts like grants, loans and counterpart funds. 

Similarly, he explained that the figures do not also include funds of the 18 local governments usually annexed by the Edo state government. “Edo state has never had it so good in revenue receipts. In fact, since January 2018 to date, monthly revenues have been a low of over N7billion and a high of over N8billion each month.

“All we have on ground to show as the performance of the government are roads without drains and repainted primary schools.

“Against the backdrop of high earnings, secondary schools in the state lack teachers, health care services are in limbo, without infrastructure and inadequate manpower.

“In short the developmental masterplan of which Gov. Obaseki was a key contributor in desiging has been abandoned. We the Edo people are now suffering from arrested development,” the former secretary to the Edo state government asserted.

He maintained that instead of the governor to deliberately halt the ongoing plunder, he has resorted to jackboot methods to repress Edo state citizens from voicing out their frustrations and unhappiness with the goings on in the state.

“This is why it is only from Obaseki and his hirelings that we hear of the contrived crisis in Edo state.

“The problem a lot of us have with Gov. Obaseki is that of lackluster performance. The contrived crisis with Comrade Adams Oshiomhole is a ploy to divert attention from the government’s non-performance,” Iriase stated.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/02/04/explain-how-you-spent-n251bn-iriase-asks-obaseki/amp/

This is the problem I always have with Nigeira ,,,
When a party is doing better than ur party which once ruled the state we always find a way to rubbish them
Yes obaseki is doing well interms of road ,salary payment,the only problem he is having now is drainage /erosion and I know he is going to be less sympathetic when it comes to tackling that because most huxs are build on erosion sites and huxs may get removed

Even if he chop money ,and he is performing well we should let him be ...that's the truth

TroubleMaker47:
Your wisdom would never run low my brother!
God bless you!

I get really pissed of when I hear some youth say they are stealing back from the Americans because they stole from them years back ,,,

And yet u can't even make an impact in your life and environment with all the money,...

If every street mount CCTV for e hux
And the next hux does the same ,and the next does the same infact they make am mandatory as u day build hux u day put CCTV,,,,
Bro we don solve half of our security issue ,,,,

And guess what 8 CCTV cost just 45 to 60k

My brother when. U see the way life be for other nations then u will know we are just been punished