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Business / Re: EFCC Raids Abuja Bureaux De Change Offices by lascopes(m): 8:38am On Nov 02, 2022
Dollar 880 ghen ghen style! Make everybody go sew ankara for their children this Christmas coz nna, this shirt cheap but dorra don lice���
Celebrities / Re: Portable Sings & Mocks Apostle Suleman Over Bulletproof Car (Video) by lascopes(m): 3:21am On Oct 29, 2022
FalseProphet1:
In 2 years time, the name portable would be as forgotten as the man who designed the Nigerian flag.

This I have seen.

You see nothing!!!! Do you have a bicycle? Why didn't the pastor drive in the same car as his followers? Why a bullet proof car? He actually made sense but not mocking and making a jester outta it
Politics / Re: Suspected NIMC Officials Arrested In Niger Republic Enrolling Foreigners For NIN by lascopes(m): 7:41am On Oct 21, 2022
Failed country. They should separate this country

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Politics / Re: 2023: I Would Have Arrested Peter Obi - El-Rufai by lascopes(m): 10:37pm On Oct 17, 2022
OLABAMIJI99:
That Elrufai is too soft on that infidel is making some of us disliking Elrufai himself..

Well let's allow Obi to enjoy the fame he craves for until the election day


But one thing is certain.

NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ALLOW A CHRSTIAN TO RULE THIS COUNTRY NO MATTER THE POLITICAL PARTY

JONATHAN IS AND REMAINS THE LAST CHRSTIAN PRESIDENT IN THIS COUNTRY

You really are a fool.... Retaliation syndrome from the days of Isaaccccc***
Politics / Re: Train Attack: SERAP Sues Buhari Over Kidnapped Victims by lascopes(m): 10:24pm On May 01, 2022
cenaman:
Bunch of Idiots.
Is Buhari the locomotive man? No.
Is he the minister of transport? No.
Is he the minister defense? No.
Is he the chief of army staff? No.
Is he the Chief of Air Staff? No.
Is he the Chief of naval Staff? No.
Is he the inspector general of police? No.
Then why are they sueing him?

I suppose use you subscribe aswear
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt 2-0 (Women's Under 17 World Cup Qualifiers) by lascopes(m): 7:24am On May 01, 2022
Nonsense and ingredient. Everything in this country is fake, even the girls are men, argue with your keyboard
Politics / Re: European Union Set For Russia Oil Embargo, Turns To Nigeria, Others For Supply by lascopes(m): 7:23am On May 01, 2022
Even me dey flex pass all this Americans but this Mannequin won't let me flex in peace
Politics / Re: 2023: I’ll Support Yahaya Bello, I Don’t Believe In Igbo Presidency – Uwazuruike by lascopes(m): 7:21am On May 01, 2022
Sold out
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Nigeria To Deploy DA-42 Surveillance Aircraft, Others by lascopes(m): 7:19am On May 01, 2022
Talks mtcheeeeeewwwwww
Travel / Re: Lokoja City Drive Through: Pictures & Video by lascopes(m): 9:11pm On Apr 30, 2022
This one na city or village? If I dey pass thru this road, I dey feel like say the motor fit turn to helicopter

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Food / Re: What's The Name Of This Fruit In English And Your Native Language by lascopes(m): 6:42pm On Apr 30, 2022
Kondolisticated:


How would I write that local name here for fruit sake?

Okay let me give it a trial.

úúbuū


grin grin cheesy cheesy if you laugh there, tinubu will win next election.


I tried not to laugh but fvck I am actually laughing now grin

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Sports / Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by lascopes(m): 6:25pm On Apr 30, 2022
Maxikenna:
It doesn’t matter until he wins NIGERIA PREMIER LEAGUE

Gbam!!!! grin
Politics / Re: FG Declares May 2nd, 3rd As Public Holidays by lascopes(m): 5:51am On Apr 29, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

But pay workers before the public holiday


Bloodah, niggars wee jex carry Canadian loud, add small fuel and bomb (Russia)
Crime / Re: Border Patrol Team Hands Over 2 Suspects Arrested With $285,000 To EFCC by lascopes(m): 5:49am On Apr 29, 2022
BegAt40:
See afonja old men angry

AFONJA
(Dedicated to my Afonja brethens)
Both young,
and old
They feel too strong,
To work for gold.

So weak that they pretend to be bold,
It'd be so sick yo pretend not to be told,

that Afonja are criminals
They mine skull,
And kill pals..
They're so dull.

They do fraud,
They mine cunts,
They do drug,
And they mine skulls
And I hope they get burnt,
Without getting laud,
O Lord!
angry


Repetition of words shows you are a confused lad, what I'm I even saying to this thug of war
Politics / Re: Police Arrest 29 Suspected ESN Members In Their Camps, 3 Women Arrested by lascopes(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2021
Officialgarri:
Why can't they kill them immediately? They killed others too na

Soon, another set of people will come out to claim one of them as their pastor who was wrongly arrested by the police. Another will say he's her husband and cannot handle a gun.
I then begin to wonder, if all these arrested criminals are "innocent" even when caught red handed with ammunitions, can we say ESN are Ghosts with no origin?

Your level of reasoning dey veeeeeery low. They said suspected!!!! Book Haram get two head na I.diot!!!
Culture / Re: Indigenous Ogbona People In Edo State Celebrate New Yam Festival "Esi" by lascopes(m): 3:33pm On Aug 08, 2021
Ofunaofu:



You just have to know that EDO STATE is just a mere political state creation

That they are found today in present day Edo State should not erase the fact they might have a cultural and historical connection to the Igbos

Gbunua!!!!! Ugbe'bho wa'gbon
Sports / Re: Romelu Lukaku Reportedly Agrees To "Five-Year Deal With Chelsea" by lascopes(m): 5:43pm On Aug 06, 2021
chukwuibuipob:
angry Why not com back to United sad.

Bros no vex, to come do wetin?
I'm a United fan but we lag
Crime / Re: Court Convicts Two People In Gombe For Fraud by lascopes(m): 5:38pm On Aug 06, 2021
Dirty news everyday about 1m or less fraud, make dem go convict the big god den...nansense!!!!! This people think its easy out there when they drive in their Benz with full option class!!!! Ugbewo!!!!!
Politics / Re: Police Wrongly Paraded My Father As ESN Member! - Lady Cries Out (Photos) by lascopes(m): 1:47pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ovamboland:
Everyone is now denying membership, ESN and IPOB that you all support when it was established and when they had upper hand killing security men and women, and committing arson on public and private properties

See how foo..lish you are, Hope your zaddy is paraded as a Terrorist, oloshi
Romance / Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by lascopes(m): 5:40pm On Jul 31, 2021
EmekaBlue:
I tried to meet a beautiful girl on facebook 2years ago at a neutral fast food joint. I got there first and stayed outside at a phone booth tryna observe her first. When she arrived i suspected she was the one but doubted again because she was nowhere near the beautiful pics she usually post. I didn't like what i saw and her type of lady

It's when she brought out her phone to call me and inform me of her arrival i confirmed she was the one. I walked away fast but she noticed me... She called out my name then i started running fast. I got home and transferred her 5k for the inconvenience

I felt sorry for what i did. May God forgive me

I'm coughing now (laughing)

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Politics / Re: Court Adjourns Kanu’s Trial To Oct 21 by lascopes(m): 12:40pm On Jul 26, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
It has just started.

I promise you, Nnamdi kanu case will be from one adjournment to another till he is 70 years of age.

His supporters will be coming to every adjournment until they get tired and old.

Some of his supporters will move on, get married, have a family and Nnamdi kanu will be left to face his nemesis alone.

A new generation will come and they won't be interested in any Nnamdi kanu because they never knew him.


Even your children no go meet am or know am because you go d.I.e as you dey read this quote. How inhumane of you? I'm not sure if you know whats really happening in this country, this is just an example of "LET MY PEOPLE GO" ID.I..OT
Celebrities / Re: Sound Sultan's Family Releases Statement On His Death And The Cause by lascopes(m): 1:25pm On Jul 11, 2021
Mastakija:
Rip to him
May God console their hearts
But Him don die him don die b dat
now we no go hear word for NL

Your own dey come soonest, I.diot angry angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C: How To Check The N-Power Category You Applied For by lascopes(m): 6:07pm On Jul 05, 2021
Uber11:
if you ever think this batch C will ever start receiving salary then you are a joke , the whole process has lasted for over 1 year , ordinary to register people , select the best , deploy them to start work and start paying is taking this much time ...very soon 2023 politics will be so loud that anything N-power will be trashed. mind you i was under the 1st batch, the process was very swift , then it was under osibanjo and then the APC govt just came in new and wanted to make a different ....that is to tell you that if we really want to do the right thing in this country , we can actually do it ,compare this to NYSC then you will know , NYSC take more people that what this N-power is processing since ...... i need a clean nigerian used car , call or whatsapp you also know some that wants to sale you can get a commission


Which kind car you need?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram/ISWAP Appoint Abba-Kaka As Governor Of Tumbumma, Borno by lascopes(m): 5:41pm On Jul 05, 2021
Blackfire:
See the illiterate south comments..



They just appointed some people to help them laise with locals to be getting stipends to survive, pending when the FG will agree to there demands..


Simple and short..

Besides this is happening in the north, why will you concern yourself.

You are the most useless entity I have ever seen in my life. Terrorist have a self acclaimed government. Receive sense insha Allah
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Posing & Smiling With A Policeman In Throwback Photo by lascopes(m): 5:28pm On Jul 05, 2021
Seakay:

Young man, are you normal atall? sad

This question should be referred to you moda.fuxza

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Religion / Re: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by lascopes(m): 2:30pm On Jul 01, 2021
Workch:
The Christian concept of a god has failed all test and if everyone should be sincere, we know he doesn’t exist. They are just trying hard to hold on to the lies in the stories by concocting more lies.

People will always feel threatened when you tell them their god doesn’t exist even when you present overwhelming evidence. That’s how dogmatism work.

The Christian description of a god is laughable, illogical, ridiculous and overwhelmingly irrational. It doesn’t agree with anything in reality.

Hmmmmm, choke but I believe Him dey exist till that day sha but like another 80yrs more sha
Religion / Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi Celebrates His Father, Stephen Adeyemi, At 85 (Photos) by lascopes(m): 2:26pm On Jul 01, 2021
I pray this regime don't kee me so my children can celebrate me too someday embarassed

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Politics / Re: Lady K Cried Out At Igboho's House During The Attack (Video) by lascopes(m): 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2021
Asgard73:
Fake News grin

Another Yoruba propaganda to tarnish Buhari go vernment.. and raise IGBOHO

You know yoruba people envy Kanu a lot ... reason why they’re supporting IGBOHO and running all this pr..

Nigeria no get IGBOHO time... even the north knows he’s a joker.. a circus comedian

Abeg stop the unnecessary hype

Suffering and smiling. Swear if this regime no hit you hard? Rather you come here dey form notice me for NL, sp.it on your gay.got face
Celebrities / Re: Obama DMW's Death: Peruzzi Is Done With Cigarettes & Alcohol by lascopes(m): 11:02am On Jul 01, 2021
sweetshisha:
shocked


A Ghanians Pastor warned Davido he was going to get poisoned by someone close to him, few days Obama passed away after eating rice and sleeping at the studio where Davido worked overnight...

Yes from his waking up and developing suddenly respiratory problems with short breath signifies lungs disease.

You can also rule out spirituality with 6th member of a group dying suddenly



.

See where tiny mind go because say the guy talk say e chop rice. Na una type dey cause trouble for other people. Jobless keyboard warrior
Politics / Re: Intersociety: Nnamdi Kanu Was Arrested In Kenya. His Tribesmen ‘Sold Him Out’ by lascopes(m): 10:50am On Jul 01, 2021
Biafrannuke:
Can you show me the part that said he travelled with Nigerian passport?

Some people just dey stu.pid and just wan talk. No be effritin perzon go anza. Shiooooooorrrr
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: UK To Provide Consular Assistance To IPOB Leader by lascopes(m): 8:46am On Jul 01, 2021
Mysticwebb:
Britain should respect themselves, after all he even insulted them also. They should mind their business. I believe their response made Interpol to also deny involvement in his arrest.

Na your type dey suffer and smile. I dey see una type everyday, so no much to talk about
Crime / Re: Woman Stages Lone EndSARS Protest Under The Rain In Warri (Photo) by lascopes(m): 11:06am On Oct 13, 2020
Sirmwill:
This one wants to become Aisha Yesufu cheesy

Well,she try.Wanting to trend is something else

Assuming the rain was terribly heavy, her run away video will have been trending right now...

#EndSarsWithoutStupidity


Who borrowed you a phone? I think you crazy for that few seconds

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