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ocelot2006:
Claim who's achievement? The Daura President who still doesn't know left from right? You clowns keep stealing GEJ's feat and want to attribute it to that old fool cos y'all know deep within your hearts that your party and GMB have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to offer.

You know what, please LIST GMB's actual contribution to the power sector. Does he even have a master plan/ policy for the sector? I can bet that you can't answer these questions.

STEALING GEJ'S FEAT?

That qualifies to be the greatest "FOOLISH STATEMENT" of the century!

I mean, GEJ could not 'Steal his own feat" when he was President for SIX FREAKING YEARS ....
...It is after he is roundly trounced at the Polls and dumbed by majority of Nigerians, that his 'master' will be stealing his feat!

Cheesux! When will these stewpid #Wailers, grow some sense?


I dont beat my kids as most Parents do, to make them do what l want but my kids know when l "flash my red eye or put up a particular demeanour", everybody sits-Up!
I dont even have to utter a word, they can "sense it" from afar, that l mean business! I am sure it is same for some other parents

That is what is happening now...... everyone has seen Buhari's "body language" and they know that "there is No messing" with this old Soldier!

"Irredeemable Fl@tHeads" can continue to delude themselves and live in their "Fools Paradise", it does not change the fact that Under PMB, we are having unprecedented Stable electricity. Period!



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GoodMuyis:
Before the Month of August vanish away Let recount the progress of Electricity distribution nationwide to see how far it has improved.

Here in Kaduna, Electricity has improve drastically in this Month of August, at least a day will not pass without we using up to the minimum of 14hrs to 16hrs a day (average). There have being some days we had more that 18hrs.

But since last week Thursday, the only time the power was taken was last mid-night, apart from that 24hrs power supply since last week

fear dey catch people sef!

I was in Lagos most of August and even if l hate Buhari before now, the fact that we could not finish a 25Litres Jerry-can of Generator Fuel for a whole month, speaks volume for itself! That is fuel that we used to finish within three days, during the reign of the clueless one!

I guess the challenge most people will have now is the cost of buying "Electricity Recharge Card" since the light have refused to go off and the more it is on, the more the card is used-up, for those of us using Pre-Pay meter!
Some people who are used to epileptic power supply are even afraid and nervous are the sudden change that "NEPA" has undergone and one of them said "I hope this is not the calm before a very big storm", if you get what they mean! Impossible, how can Nepa be on for like 18-20hrs every day of the week.... in this same Nigeria of ours?

I am sure if things continue like this, most Nigerians in Diaspora will run back home because "the lack of Electricity" (and security to some extent) used to be the main limiting factor for their inability to stay here for prolonged periods and it also affects most "technology-based" business they intend to set-up.

Three Gbosa to that "certificate-less,73yr old, bla-bla-bla" man ....(according to the SaTANoids)!
Nigerians are solidly behind you, even SaTANoids" are gradually porting to your side now because they realize that by providing with constant power, you have made them understand there is more to life than being a silly propagandist for a failed Govt!

Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!! #SaiBabba.



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Keneking:
ok, very pathetic.

1. Was there any approval for the maternity leave?
2. Was there any approval for an extension of leave?
3. What was the condition of service for her job? This includes severance package, termination clause, pension etc
4. Where is the husband?
5. A salary of N10,000 is broken down as follows;

- Basic Salary : N1,250 per month
- Housing allowance: N2,500 per month
- Transport allowance: N2,500 per month
- Feeding : N2,500 per month
- Pension: N1,500 per month
- PAYE: N1,500 per month

I support the decision of the management however, on compassionate grounds, i think she should be re-instated or offered jobs elsewhere by the PTA. There is no need for this uproar as the last government created most of the difficulties we are facing today.

Anyway, is there any account we can contribute peter's pence to support the child

Catholic School: When our reporter made efforts to contact the
school ’ s director , Rev Ogunyase , he was said to have travelled abroad on vacation leave.

@keneking:
Your questions are irrelevant, baseless and border-line stewpid!

*What has the woman's husband got to do with her predicament, is he the one working in the school?
*Did you not read the story before asking silly questions where it was stated that her Maternity was APPROVED?
*What approval do you need for an "extension of leave" when she has informed management that her delivery was "complicated" (usually a C-Section) and that she needs to bed-rest a little more than usual?
*What manner of "God's institution" pays someone #10,000 monthly, in this day and age? Is that not exploitation?
*What kind of evil Enterprise is this St Peters Catholic School that pays a severance package of 25% of monthly pay, after 10yrs of service
*Is it not "Patent Evil" that this evil "Rev. Father" goes abroad for his own vacation (imagine the cost as per flight ticket, hotel, shopping e.t.c) while a woman who was sick after child delivery gets sacked and paid #2,200 ($12) that cannot even pay for this greedy man's Hamburger at McDonalds?

I tell you, God's judgement will start from the so-called "House of God"!
Our Religious leaders are worse than Satan him/herself!
They use religion to cover-face while fleecing the poor Eediots who pay homage to them like they are some demi-god!

That Rev. Father should be charged to a labour Court for exploitation, wrongful dismissal and general damages and made to pay backlog salaries of a minimum of #50,000 for a duration of Nine years, to this woman.

Just go to the same school and check how much they charge parents as School fees!

Just like father Mathew Kukah, Bishop Oleedepo (Oyedepo), Pastor Ayo "Bling-Bling: Oritshejafor, ....all these Religious criminals are begnining to scare me!

Cant they learn anything good from the likes of father Mbaka?




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What about "ejecting and parachuting" out of a doomed Helicopter or are our helicopters not equipped with such stuffs?

Anyway, may be na American film wey l just watch!


RIP boyz.


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Nitefury:
Same here.. Have a phobia for flying not to talk about refurbished planes used by local airline operators.. Not forgetting also our poor maintenance culture as Nigerians. Once it's still moving or flying, it isn't due for maintenance.

I'm at ease driving 12 hours by road from Calabar to Lagos than flying..

I will rather drive from any point to another point within Nigeria that fly our local airlines, even if l was given a free ticket!
The last one l "bravely" entered was Sosolisso Airlines and the "stress" it injected into my system will take twenty years to finally flush out and l swore that will be it.


Moreso, if you remember that the Dana Airlines plane was intact for over thirty minutes after it crashed-landed while we watch the passengers banging the body and pleading for HELP to come out of the plane .... before they all finally got roasted inside!

Please, those who still enter those "coffins" are tempting fate.... but me l no get that kind of level of fate!


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fablola:
The audacity of those former ministers knows no bounds!

Shouldn't they be hanging their heads in shame for what they put Nigeria through?

if they had ever come across the phrase "SHAME", they wont have done a tenth of what they did to this country!

Those vagabonds know no shame!



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Afroconnect:
Useless ex ministers,they have stolen the nation dry and are thinking they can talk their way out of the trial they will face.

Sir Buhari,we are behind you,the ex-ministers are suffering from guilty conscience-jail them all.

Association of Ex-ministers ... TREASURY LOOTERS!

That must be a newly registered association at Kirikiri Maximum Prison


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Armaggedon:
Buhari will make history as the worst president of the united Nigeria

[b]Na so it still dey pain una reach!
Even After three months! :[/b]o

Enemies of progress, go and jump into the LAGOON.



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SeverusSnape:
"We (Bokoharam) are winning the war" - Buhari

"I will defeat bokoharam in two weeks" - Buhari

"Jonathan is hindering me from fulfilling my campaign promises" - Buhari

[size=14pt]AMEN!
So ,what next, you this child of HATE, ANGER and FRUSTRATION? [/size]

I am still here.

You'all can #WailingWailer till kingdom-come.

If you dont like your zero-appointment in Buhari's cabinet, port to the LAGOON



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KolaShangOne:
Block setting on the completed floor..

Choi, l envy those blocks! See "standard-sized" blocks, made in Ibadan..... not the reduced-size midget we got to buy over here(8" in place of 9"!

God dey o! Dearis God!


More grease to your elbow, KSO.


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KolaShangOne:
They have different capacities though. Some mix half bag, sosome full bags, some 2 bags etc..

Very correct.
One l used does a Full bag at a time.


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KolaShangOne:
About the clay pots, @Abdulwastecx got it spot on, exactly like in the books.. I think he should be a lecturer..

I will like to add that they should be used in areas where there wont be too many live loads. That is, don't use on walkways etc..

Imagine you could reduce the cost of a decking from 1.5 million to about 900,000... That's mega cost saving in these hard times..

@Lastpage First of all, glad to know you and Hajj have become best of friends.. Secondly, don't be afraid your decking won't fall off at all

@HajjMufutau "Do not be afraid. Thus sayeth the Lord.." Let us use you as the clay pot lab rat.. .

No hard feelings, Hajj M is my Oga @theTop!

As for the decking, l will wait till l see it done with my own eyes otherwise, l will shift the responsibility on a professional who has the experience.


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KolaShangOne:
This one is mine. But I think its about 20k per day here in Ibadan. You will also pay for to n fro transport and 5k operator fee.. Total of about 35k.

Mixes one bag at a go

18K to site in Lagos. Operator fee 3,000
Used one last week and will be using it again this Saturday for German floor!

But that price is 'reserved' for poor people like us sha!



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egift:
President Jonathan 2015 Transformation Agenda In Pictures

GEJ in January
https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pastor-Adeboye-pp.jpg


GEJ in February Ending .
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2205644_2205611gejogbonijpegf626fbeddcb37964584b9f93feef5d1e_jpegb58d66344d9fbb9a39c087f06091ff3a


GEJ by March Ending
https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/JonaOba.jpg


GEJ by April Ending
https://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090713/bonus//3/west_african_masquerade_08.jpg


GEJ by May Ending
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/2023567_gejotueke_jpeg1f75712b1e9c99cb86db170ad18e35ce.jpg

Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, President of Nigeria 2010-2015

[size=18pt]That GEJ was a monumental FRAUD of a person![/size]

Thank you for refreshing our memories

As for those quoting some useless Afenifere quango that GEJ bribed with money and Pipeline mai-guard duty, to say rubbish, THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN

Yorubas nor send them



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Kamikazeguru:
I can vividly remember the first 3 months of President Obama in White house,he appoint almost all is former staffs from Chicago as is kitchen cabinet and even making the present Chicago mayor Raheem Emmanuel is Chief of Staff.American as a democratic country that believe in there president never ridicule there president rather they support him.this is the time Nigeria should unite and lets support our president for job well done...

That is the difference between Americans that want America to be a better country and some clownish, #wailing, opportunist whose only interest in Nigeria is what they can grab, like a pack of WOLVES!

From Buhari's third day in office, they have been crying and #Wailing all day and night ...over appointments like their lives depend on it.


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dejol88:
1 ,An average yoruba man lack common sense. 2.
2.Lack analytical reasoning
3. The smart ones among them were tag outcast.
4. That why they alwaysvsee igbos as there problem

Yorubas dont give a phuck about Ibos!
Yorubas have made their intention known: They will Vote for Buhari. End of story.

it is ibos who are #Wailing and insulting Yorubas allover the place for voting Buhari

But they can #Wail till 2023 for all we care.
That Presidency, dem no go smell am shishi!

Now we will know who lack common sense, analytical reasoning and daft!



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anigold:
south west dont want appointments... Their turn will come 2019 hahahahahahahha....

or even 2023.... if Buhari does two terms. When will it be the turn of Biafra?

Dont mind them, l tell you, these Ibo people are "not strategic" in their thinking!
They only think about what they can grab at the moment and that is why they always lose out in the long term.


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ExInferis:
Here you go:

"Blah blah we igboes no gree bleh bleh we want appointments waa waa even though we didn't vote you and dont like you blah blah civil war....victims....hatred....sense of entitlement.... Yada yada"

You dey crase walahi!
See as you just "summarize" 8years of #WAILING!



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morbid:
Brazen flouting of the principle of Federal Character and undisguised display of Arewacentricity in the manner of his appointments so far. Totally unacceptable!!! And what is the main Ohaneze waiting for,that the Youth Wing will have to be the first to react to this injustice? Where are the Igbo governors,federal legislators, political and business leaders,accomplished academicians,seasoned journalists and all?? This is not a time to keep mute and pretend that all is well!! We are one of the three major tribes in Nigeria,and all the geo-political zones have got at least one appointment. Therefore,we must all rise against this unfair treatment because I'm double sure that the North would NEVER tolerate this in a government headed by an Igbo man. One Northern governor would have stormed Aso Rock to demand explanations.

THEY DONT COUNT!

STOP issuing threats when you know you cant back it up!
Its makes you look stewpid.



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snowytee:
Some people will soon come and call this wailing but deep down,they know it is wrong.Nigeria is too complex for one sided appointments.Lets respect the constitutional federal character.

When Ibos were voting along "Ethnic lines", they did not shout federal Character!
When Ibos told us if Jonathan does not win, Nigeria would burn, they forgot federal Character then
When Ibos, despite the glaring decapitation of the Nigerian economy under Jonathan, they wanted him there simply for Ethnic reasons
When Ibos were insulting Yorubas that supported Jonathan to assume the Presidency in 2009 and then in 2001, they forgot federal Character then
When Ibos were telling themselves that Buahri is a Northerner, a terrorist and Boko haram, they forgot we were one Nigeria then
When Ibos were calling Niegria a Zoo, they forgot that the Zoo was a "Federal Zoo" and they were part of it
When Ibos were encouraging that lunatic called kanu to be disparaging our country, they forgot they will #Wail over appointments later!

Honestly, if l were Ibos, l would keep my bloody mouth shut and just whimper internally while waiting to play a more "sophisticated game" next time around.
Ibos were the ones that polarised the last election and we warned them that they would pay for it, in very dire manner, if their gambit does not pay off .... like we knew it would not pay-off and they dont have the numbers.


Whether Ibos like it or not, Buhari will rule without them (at least most of them) and they should be reminded that they did not contribute to his win at the Polls (just look at the voting pattern in the South East).

Trying to eat their Cake while trying to still have it is daft, to say the least.
Someone should tell them to "Siddon look" till those who contributed massively to Buhari's win at the polls INVITE them to the table.

All these crying, whimpering, moaning and #wailing is just making them appear silly in the eyes of other tribes.
It wont change anything. next time, they should be more "politically savy and disabuse themselves of their herd mentality"
They should put their mouth where their money is. .... or did we not warn them during the few weeks running towards the election?



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millionboi:
mbu sld just leav d police force 4apc ........al dis na amaechi work

Its PAYBACK time for Joseph Mbu!

I hope Mama Piss and her Jonathan can come to his rescue now .... or are they powerless as well?

Mbu own don finish for Police Force,.... He is now known and addressed as "Mr. Principal" !

How are the mighty fallen? From Grass to grazz! But you nightmare just dey start o, Amaechi is watching you in 3D

Police College of all places in the heirachy of Police Force? No HQ promotion, No Abuja, No State House, No Command Centre.... Police College, JOS of all places!

Mbu, show us that your swagger that you were displaying, a few days to election when you said you will deal with Lagosians!

Next posting is to serve as Amaechi's ADC!
Change don Change Joseph Mba, walahi!



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agabusta:
IGP redeploys Mbu, 18 AIGs, 49 CPs



The Inspector-General of Police, Solomon Arase, has approved the redeployment of 19 Assistant Inspectors General of Police (AIGs)....

Among those redeployed are AIG Joseph Mbu, who was posted as Commandant, Police Staff College, Jos;

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/igp-redeploys-mbu-18-aigs-49-cps/
Cc lalasticlala

Cant stop laughing!
The other day when Joseph Mbu was behaving like some doped lunatic and threatening Lagosians, we told him he would not last a year down there in Lagos!
The clown thought Lagos was Rivers where he was misbehaving and acting like he was above the law.

Now, let him go and be doing his "Gra-Gra" at the School, were it is better suited and needed!
But he must thank his stars that Oba Akiolu has decided to forgive him otherwise, he would have been dismissed outrightly

Lesson: Dont mess with Lagosians.
Good riddance to bad rubbish



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wristbangle:
Baba, I am only referring to cars old men are driving na. I know 404 is among and that is why I indicated it on my write up that people should add to the list.

Biggest Bros, you are carried!...no offence intended at all.
My comment was "metaphorical" and not to be taken literally!

Thanks for bringing it up.


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wristbangle:
[i]Speaking of automobile industry, the past recorded cars manufactured at different countries holding some interesting memories about the shape, design and nick name tag to these cars.

In Nigeria today, some of these cars are still seen on the road even though it's almost extinct but most time such cars are being driven by old men.

Such cars are as follows;
2. Peugeot 504

This car reigned in Nigeria for decades due to its strong body metal and compatibility to our bad roads. It is only old men you see driving this car nowadays with huge "agbada" attire.

You be real "children of nowadays"!

How dare you start at Peugeot 504?
My Dad had a 204 in 1970 before he upgraded to a 404 about 5yrs later!
That 404 was the 'bomb' in those days!
Any fine gaal will definitely fall for Alaye Baba whenever he decides to paint town!
I cant find the "actual pix" of old man's own because there were not much cameras around not to mention Camera-phones in those days (you have to book "photographer" some days earlier, if you needed to take a pix and the ceremony was enormous!


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joseph1832:
Prostitution is almost as old as the human race, besides, its nobody's business what a girl decides to do or not do with her body.

And exposing the pictures of these ladies is a serious breach of their privacy.

You mean a Prostitute can still claim "privacy" when Trailer, Danfo, Okada, Autorichska and all sorts...... don pass that road?

Privacy na for housewives o!
Anyway, its the end that justify the means.


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Galads:
thank you very much for the suggestion. I called NIPOST Adminstrative office this morning and I think they are all covering for each other. I plan to go to the custom office where they claim the charges where given. When I find out it is not from custom and the receipt was forged, I will go to the nipost office with police men to pick up all the lady. I sent my clearing agent to negiotate on my behalf and they actually reduce it to 20k that is to show something is fishing.

Keep the original. Make a coloured photocopy
They would ask to examine it, and maybe tear it up to erase evidence.

Write a petition letter addressed to the Comptroller of Nipost, Copy comptroller of Customs. State your complaint and submit at their Head-office
Let each office "sign, date and stamp" your copy, as received. You will be surprised what bureaucracy can do when it decides to make a scapegoat!
Forgery is a criminal offence in law and that is what l think this is

Dont be in a hurry to collect your postage as they will use that against you (like Police does, when they know you are in a hurry)
If you can, make 'secret' audio/video recordings of each stage.

keep us posted as things develop.


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olokfor:
According to the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Lagos State is under siege and needs urgent divine intervention.



The high rate of robbery, cultism, drug abuse and corruption, among other ills, could have totally destroyed the state but for God’s grace, the ministry said.

Fasanmi said the alarming rate of crime in the state necessitated the crusade, adding that despite the change mantra of the present administration, real change remained elusive to the people of Lagos State.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/lagos-state-is-under-siege-deeper-life.html

cc: lalasticlala

The Church IS a MAJOR PART of the PROBLEM!
When members bring-in questionable money and start to do "Thanks-giving" and "Testimony", does the CHURCH OF TODAY reject such blood money or as "Everybody to shout Halelluyah"?

When[b] the Church glorifies the rich, by putting special chairs UPFRONT for them[/b], making the poor feel "INCOMPLETE" and thus put them under pressure to "make it at all cost", the church is part of the get rich quick mentality that feasts on crime

When the Church keeps asking for MORE MONEY like Oliver Twist, in the forms of Offering, Special offering, Tithe, Development levy and many sundry "financial tasking" on the poor people, thereby fleecing them of their hard earned income, it is encouraging crime.

Finally, when the "Church Leader" displays so much wealth, buying Aeroplanes, Limousines and leads an ostentatious life-style, while telling the awe-struck members that "My Gawd is not a poor Gawd", to justify their expensive lifestyle, the impression the church creates in the mind of the "weak members" is that if you dont have loads of money, then you are not serving God (as against the austere lifestyle of Jesus himself) thus, putting pressure of their members.

Once the Church leaders are able to address these problems, me thinks they will be in a better position to "advice, admonish and intercede' on behalf of Lagosians and Nigerians in general.

Till then, ....make l nor hear-am!



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montestic:
FFK reacted thus:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/636957502559621120

[size=18pt]OluFEMI OLU FANI-Kayode (FFK)[/size]


but FFK said nothing worth attention, just wished him well and tried to make him remember there was someone called FFK around the corner
......who needs a job!


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timawoku:
you don't understand bro!

The road was billed to be completed during jonathan's tenure, lack of complete payment made RCC stall the completion of the road. The road now has the full recipe for disaster (as you have seen) many new road users are not even aware of the diversions, they think it is 'one way' hence, wanting to overtake anyhow, the other side of the road is blocked due to construction. Please ply that road and give me feedback so you would comprehend what I typed.

RCC is a very wicked company!
It collects money, does the job half way and then abandon it.
Its like that on the Ijebu-Ode Oore road as well.
The company is untouchable since it is owned by that scumbag that just passed away in Ife!
Yes, Ooni of Ife! I guess this is how he gets his "abobakus"!



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billyG:
Gawd!how can naijerians be so unfeeling snapping dead bodies & pasting pics with joy.someone will snap u in that condition IJN Amen.

Would you say Mortuary and Morbid anatomy officials who cut bodies into pieces in the course of their work are "unfeeling"?

If someone did not "snap the pictures", how would YOU have seen it, to be able to come here and "comment"?
My point is, we can not all sleep with our heads in the same direction, like SHEEP!

Bringing this online might just spur someone in Govt to do the needful, who knows?
It might help some family to identify a "victim" instead of roaming around not knowing what has happened to the person!

Somebody has to do the snapping, the reporting, the assistance, the ambulance, ..... different people, different responsibilities, and they are all IMPORTANT for the society.

Let us learn to give credit, where credit is due.


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I see a lot of PUBLIC TRANSPORT DRIVERS seeping all sorts of alcoholic drinks in the early mornings, from Alomo, to Orijin, to Jeedi, to Opa-eyin, e.t.c and l ask myself, if l enter a public transport, are these the same type of animals l will entrust my life into their hands, for the duration of the journey? I then shudder with fear!

I dont like driving, especially long distance on these our roads but on second thought, l think l trust myself, to look after myself, with God's help, than to put my faith in the hands of these drunk Eediots without respect for human life.

I have also seen a lot of Policemen carrying AK47 going to such joints to smoke Indian hemp, use lethal drugs and drinking same alcohol, while on duty! And l ask myself: what happens when you give a drugged and drunk "officer" a gun and ask him to deal and maintain law with the public?
unnecessary deaths is the answer. ....and you wonder why some of our Policemen are overly aggressive and dangerous?

In "saner climes", Drivers of Public transport or anyoen who deals directly and holds the like of the Public in their care, are put through SPECIAL VERY RIGOROUS CHECKS, RANDOMLY AND ALL THE TIMES, to test for their sanity and any infringement results in a BAN from driving and particularly from driving or dealing with the public!



I can only plead with the head of this country, President Buhari (the buck stops at his table!) to please sanitise the mad country!
How can l even ask a drunken Policeman to "MONITOR" that drivers of public transport are BREATHALYSED and ensured to be free from alcohol?
Do l sound like an apostle of "Goat and Yam" theory?

Its sad that some "born-throway" thug decided to waste his life and cut-short the destiny of innocent people who paid to be transported from one point to another,.... not to be wasted like this.

I am crying as l write this and that is not something l do so often.

SPEECHLESS! I cover everyone of us with the blood of Jesus, our going out and coming-in shall proceed according to plan and our blood shall not be used to wash the road and appease the enemy, IJN.



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