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lawanson44:
You worked in the bank in the past five years that GEJ was president, you had no issues with your job. Instead, you received promotions and increased salary packages. You were happy.

However, in those five years, you committed a lot of energy calling President GEJ "clueless". You and your friends resolved to vote him out on the election day.

When the d-day finally came, you all voted out GEJ, not minding who was going to replace him since, according to you, a
"NEPA bill certificate" would be far more efficient than GEJ.

In fact you even preferred a goat to GEJ.

Finally, you got your wish and GEJ is out and the body language president came in.

Three months later, your bank fires you due to the Stone Age economic policies of the body language regime.

Now that you're jobless, you are looking for GEJ to blame but he is gone.

LESSON: MOST MISFORTUNES EXPERIENCED BY MAN ARE SELF-INFLICTED

You REALLY MISSED THE PLOT OF THE STORY!
It goes like this:

*You were jobless for the last six years of GEJ's administration!
*You even tried to start a cottage self employment like opening a barbing Saloon or even become a tailor but the lack of electricity and cost of fuel, no to mention non-availability, thwarted all your efforts

When you made enquiries, you were told that President Jonathan is too scared of the "The CABALS", to call them to order.

Then election came and you vowed that even if you must die, you will use your vote wisely, this time.
*You voted out the clueless one, despite his sharing Dollars to every Eediot that promised to get him a Phantom block vote (Ooni of Ife, OPC, Tompolo and Dokubo, Bishop Oleedepo and "bling-bling" Oritshejafor, Yiibos, e.t.c)

Now that you have used your vote to elect PMB, within two months, electricity became so stable you began to wonder whether you are in Obodo Oyinbo?
Despite the comatose nature Jonad@ft left the economy, you could at least start your own small business till when things improve, if at all you are even interested in working for anyone again!

Price of Oil is falling daily but since Jonad@ft and his "Cabal" has stolen dry our National treasury while wasting the lil'bit left, JP Morgan felt this is the best time to "enslave Nigerians" by arm-twisting us to a second "financial slavery" or threatening us with de-listing.
*You think: This sounds like Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP) 2.0 that occurred around 186-88 under IBB!

*Your Government acted in your interest and protected you from unending slavery though their is a belt-tightening price to pay for it but the "End will justify the Means", as we say.
*You are ready to weather the STORM that comes before the CALM! ... because you know you are on the right track.

#Wailers and Praise singers meanwhile, are still crying and #Wailing all day.
If a bank fires 1200 staff, they all can as well use all the jumbo pay they have been earning all these years, to start a small scale business and survive and even become a Mogul like Dangotte or Otedola, ina few years time .... except you are telling me that they rae as foolish and profligate as the former President, in his wasteful ways and short-sightedness!

Whatever be the case, for YOU, "Life is GOOD and even getting BETTER"!
Voting out the clueless, effing Muppet called GEJ is the best decision you've ever made in a long time ..... and customers are already swamping you with "business orders" so wetin concern "Agbero" will overload?

#WAILERS can keep crying and waiting for 5K monthly stipend while you are on to your first "self-made" million.
There is dignity in Labour. L@GOON nor far from here!

God bless PMB as he moves this nation forward, even in troubled times.



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myqel:
As usual, the fire service came after the highlander has 'firefully' changed to Beetle

Stop blaming only the fire service joor!
If you can afford to buy a Highlander, how come you "cant afford" to buy and keep a good fire extinguisher in your SUV?

How many Nigerians have a working fire Extinguisher in their vehicle?
Some even put expired or fake ones just to beat the FRSC,.....like it is an FRSC 's vehicle that will get burnt!



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Ezenwammadu:
Panic not nigerians Buhari body odour will soon fix it

[size=14pt]#WAILERS creating threads so that they can #wail more![/size]

If una no like am so, make una forward-march go enter LAGOON!

Buhari is the President of Nigeria and there is nadda una fit do about it.

[size=14pt]On Biafra we stand![/size]


All dem thieves waiting for "Ministerial Loot"!
With all the building projects individuals are embarking on, some clowns still dey wait for Buhari before their lives get meaning?
Anuofia!



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wristbangle:
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Therefore let's take a look at signs that indicate a guy will become an irresponsible husband.

1. Extremely stingy

Some guys are so stingy to the extent that they can't call their girlfriends for just 1minute in a day. The only time they call for long period is during free night calls or bonus awarded from telecom providers. If they call for 30secs, they will hang up and later explain through whatsapp/BBM that it was network failure.

8. Poor financial planning

Some guys blow money like trumpet without thinking about future investment. They spend their money on vague things[b] like phones[/b], prostitutes, etc. Such guys will eventually become an irresponsible husband.


CONTRADICTORY!



2. Highly promiscuous

This issue is common to perverts who has never zipped up for once in their life by chasing every tom and harry in skirt. These are the kinds that will eventually become sugar daddy, chasing ladies who are young enough to be their daughter in future.

4. Ridicule ladies

I hate when a guy beat or disgrace his girlfriend in public just because[b] she hangs out with a guy.[/b] I consider this as a dysfunctional act because a man in making will not stoop so low to involve himself in this thrash. Meanwhile on nairaland some consider all ladies as whores of which we still have the rare and good ones like mhizkel, prettythicksme, redgem, aminat508, midehi, adeh39 and others.

7. Careless attitude

The way some guys behave can be likened to a voracious animal. They dump and change ladies like sanitary pads as they care less about their emotion by suggesting abortion for any sex journey that becomes foetus.



Oh Pleaze, source the Geese.... Source the Gander! TWO CAN PLAY THE GAME, right? Utter Bunkum!
BTW, Abortion is legal... and better than siring a child that you cant take care-of, who ends up becoming a blight on the society.

This Op definitely have "issues" of Life
Big loadzs-a "Lubbish"!



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kevinberry:
Seun...I thought pornographic pictures aren't allowed

It is 'allowed" ...............if it is in respect of GEJ.....

.... I bet you that "Digitalization largess" has not run its full course.

Up Seun! I hail o, anything for the boyz?



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Jonathan: He said, “I have stayed in government for 16years. I stayed with Chief DSP Alamieyeseigha for six years and stayed in the Presidency for another six years. And in all those years, I think I know much about what some state governors have done.

“I may not know all the state governors do. And I also may not known all they don’t do. And I know what pained the people too. When he told me that he wants to declare for second term, I said he should do it. As I said, he should do it, some people were asking me questions through bulk SMS.

[quote author=alaoeri post=37807598]What pained majority most was electing you "the clueless one" as president in 2011.

[size=18pt]So in as much as 16years, this is all you can say?

Truly, this Jonathan is beyond redemption!

His "MENTAL PAUCITY" nor get Part 2![/size]




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BRAVAGAD0O:
thank you, I really need to respond to some certain question you ask about didn't I notice her nagging during our courtship; you see this was where I feel av biin setup cuz there's a certain way we work things out then she behave mature then and we both even know how we scale throu some difficult circumstance then but now she just change, she don't understand all she do is pull up a fight for every little thing she won't complain about before!

Do what Ujsizzle wrote up there (even though l have a premonition that the game is up but it is still a good mental exercie to get to the root of a matter.... or at least try to!).

Ask her WHAT SHE WANTS FROM YOU.... and keep quiet when she is talking.... and dont say anything in return for that day. JUST LISTEN!
It may give you an insight into the inner workings of her mind. Lie down and REFLECT SERIOUSLY on every word she utters.
Look out for what we call "keywords" that 'say little... but mean much' (if you are the very perceptive type of person who can "extrapolate" into the future)

Then after a month and she is still nagging, do what someone else said: Type a "REDUNDANCY LETTER" on your company letter headed paper, to yourself.
Make it look so real and give reasons (like company is restructuring and let the company thank you for your good services to it, all this while and that the redundancy will take effect in 30days time.
The idea is to ensure and cater for the time you will still be going to work every morning, yet give her enough time to react. If things work out well, it also gives you the 'ability' to say the company changed their mind and have extended your stay for say another three to six months

Show her the letter, after reading it, dont take it from her immediately but keep an eye on it ALWAYS (she must not make a photocopy o!). After a while, take it back and destroy it immediately.
Write "mock" application letter for jobs and leave it on the table. Print your CV and 'forget' it on the table as well.
Let her know you are looking for another job

Make sure you really look sad during this period, refuse to eat at times (but load something before getting home so you dont die overnight ).
The key thing is she has to believe "You are finished".

What she does in those thirty days will let you know whether she will be your wife for life or she is just ready to fly!
In marriage, there will be ups and downs but a man is better-off ALONE in those "down-periods" than to be with a cantankerous woman who nags!
The Bible refers to one's wife as "A HELPER".
A 'helper' does not nag you when you are down..... they 'support and encourage' you.


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zomoears:
Very sensible post...would v sounded better without d use of d "b" word.

Only way to know who loves u for real is to appear broke. Her true colors will shine thru in difficult times.

A friend of mine, a banker, was suspended pending investigation of an alleged fraud.guy man sold one of his cars, set up a shop, and tried to make ends meet. After 7 months of no banker's salary, his wife took off with d 2 kids. He was recalled last month, and now d wife wants to return. If na you, wetin u go do?

I just wonder at those who make excuses for "untrustworthiness and unreliability" in a marriage were TRUST and being RELIABLE are the Pillars?
Being broke or even being poor is not a crime afterall, we cant all be rich and no one has told me that poor people are not supposed to have a family?
Marriage is termed "for better, for worse" when you say "i do" yet here are some "silly men" making excuse for and even blaming the husband for the wife's "treacherous behaviour"? I can understand "some" Nairaland women, their post is a reflection of their own moral values, if they have any .... but these pussy-whipped" men really annoy me

How about if it was the man who is nagging simply because his wife "falls short" in some areas (e.g if she is a terrible cook) .... would they roundly condemn the woman or ask the man to stop nagging and buy her a cookery book or even suggest he learn how to cook himself ?
Why cant we use the same yardstick we use for one gender, for the other gender.... afterall, we all go around parroting "equality of gender"?

You need to see the statistics (and why) men die earlier than women, despite the fact that it is women that do things that have a detrimental effect on longevity (periods, menopause, childbirth, e.t.c)!
The reason is that "some men", urged on by some women, have placed undue burden and stress on their own life (wanting to "be the man and impress women" by slaving away, trying to acquire vanities and money, just to please their women, who are forever demanding and would not move a toe for them if places are swapped..... and end-up paying dearly for it with reduced life-span.

I am sure we all know what l am talking about here so dont let us pretend. Dying from "stress-induced heart attack" is not what makes you a man! What about the children who lost a father too early, do they deserve that in life?

Men should understand that their is a limit you can use all your life to chase money/wealth because you want to impress an "insatiable woman" who demands more and more from you (directly or indirectly using subtle methods like nagging) while you work your self to death because you want to meet up and be considered a real man.
That is stewpid, if you ask me because if after stressing your life out, you acquire all the "wealth" and lose your life early (45 -55 years), the nice one will mourn you for three months before deciding its time to move on with another man (the wicked ones are already doing it with the next man when they complain you are not doing marathon in bed, forgetting that a man that is stressed-out all the time will have his libido affected!).

WHO THEN IS THE LOSER HERE?

Brothers, be wise!
Be hard-working, be financially prudent, provide for your family's "reasonable" needs, within the limits of your power and health.
Take your personal health seriously, Rest very well at intervals, Exercise a lot (if she would let you have the time), dont be a glutton (that protruding stomach is NOT a sign of wealth, it is a disease and a ticket to shortened life span!), eat right and dont let your wife feed you with stuff that shortens your life (intentionally or otherwise.... like too much fatty food. Some women are known to intentionally "force-feed" their husbands to look/be unattractive and unhealthy!)... and take "breaks" from all strenuous activities" every now and then, to "recharge" your batteries.

I tell you, if like me you look so good (physically, mentally & health-wise) that people think you are twenty years younger, your wife cant keep nagging you because she is aware that if she does, she will be "throwing away" what other ladies who are thirty years younger than her, will grab with both hands. Its a reality of life.

Caveat: My wife is a major contributor to my fitness and stress-free life (one of a kind ......damn!..she will read this comment before tomorrow or next! ) so l give credit to whom and where it deserves.... and she is reaping the "benefits" and will, till death do us apart.

But hey, take your life into your hands and stop being a whimp...... .this only one life!


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richommie:
Obviously she's a gold digger.

The only way to know a good and trustworthy woman is by appearing poor
When the money comes beetch gets closer

#Yolo

LOL at 'appearing poor'!

@Op:
Maybe she is the "nagging type" naturally and you only realise/appreciate her nature when you are broke because then, you are "sensitive" to the signs of nagging?

But on another note, they say "marriage is like a marathon race, starting well ahead does not mean you will win it or even complete it but starting bad is even worse......... a non-starter"!

My drift is that if just after ten months your wife is already nagging about your finances when you are "temporarily broke"..... what will happen if God forbid, you like some men l have seen in life, lose your job or source of income for years? She will divorce you then, if we go by this trend!

But let me ask you: How did you end-up not knowing this trait about your wife, during courtship?
*Did she just develop the habit now or you were just too 'pussy-whipped' to notice?
*Were you never "low on cash" during courtship..... what was her reaction then?
*Have you sat her down (l read what you wrote about the "preaching" to let her know that if things continue this way, it is a "deal breaker" and none of you will live a happy life? (beware of the "pretence stage" in that scenario as women are noted to pretend until they have say one or two children as they want.... and then show their true color afterwards.... and then it will be too late for you, the man)

If you dont have children yet in this "baby-marriage" of yours, l THINK THIS IS THE TIME TO "TAKE A STEP BACK AND REFLECT SERIOUSLY"! CAN YOU GO THROUGH THIS SORT OF THING FOR THE NEXT SAY FIFTY YEARS OF YOUR LIFE?
The problem that is rearing its head now wont go away and it would be a nightmare for a very, very long time..... that is if you live long enough to go through the suffering.

Finally, only you can decide what to do next because you are the one "wearing the shoe and knows how it hurts and whether you can endure it".
You know your wife "best" and only you can say whether this is the begining of a nightmare or just a temporary phase
It is you that will bear the brunt, if it gets worse, for the rest of your life........ so the "big decision" is yours.

I just hope other younger men will learn from your own experience ...... but Men are not wired to learn, when it comes to the issue of women/marriage!

Marriage gets less appealing more and more as the day goes by..... the alternative is to just "live together and have children" but not with the "lurking dangers" of a marriage certificate that a man will experience, when the shyte hits the fan later.

I wish you well.



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laudate:
Don't judge her. She suffered from sickle cell anaemia. She did not die because of the vanities of life. So your comments are callous and uncalled for. Do you know what it means to live with such a debilitating condition? For Nnamani to have changed his loving attitude towards her after he became governor, knowing her condition when they got married was unfair.

Anyway, the people I referred to that need to seek forgiveness is that Kate Ene and her daughter that led to the troubles in Nnenna's marriage.

So it was "change of loving attitude" that cause sickle cell Anaemia?
Or was it Nnamani that asked her to be consulting some useless Marabout and spiritualist?

I guess when she became "mentally unstable", he should have allowed her to continue constituting a "nuisance in public space" so dolts like you can still turn around to mock him that his wife has gone mad at Nnewi market


YOU are truly a MO.RON of unimaginable magnitude!

People die, fullstop!


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Enugu Govt House And Cycle of Wife Hostage and Wife Sacking
by Obinna Akukwe

Chimaraoke Nnamani came back from the United States in 1998, and got elected as governor. His marriage to Nnenna was a sweet affair until he entered into the Lion Building and the way he treated the Iga, Ohafia born mother of two changed. The first feelers that all was not well between the governor and his wife came about a year after his tenure, around early 2000, when the wife complained to people that the office of the First lady is not functional.

According to Nnenna, the governor has refused to release any money for her to run her office. She asked some clerics from both Methodist and Pentecostal Churches to pray out the anomaly. She later accused the governor’s chief spiritualist Kate Ene, also known as Ada Nkanu, of collecting all the money meant for the governor’s kitchen and assigning her daughter as the governor’s chef and executive maid while she is abandoned in the Lion Building to watch DSTV.

Soon the issue degenerated to the extent that she does not attend functions without the strict permission of the governor. She at times moves about with bruised faces and people rumored that she might have been manhandled.

Days, weeks and months brought the relationship between the duos to a standstill that she was partially restricted from moving about except for some shopping. The Lion Building became her boring confinement. Nnenna Nnamani’s resort to pastors for help further infuriated the deteriorating situation that she was at a time barred from spiritual activities and fellowship prayers she manages to attend.

When the German Evangelist, Reinhard Bonnke visited Enugu State for crusade at Okpara Square, Nnenna Nnamani, so excited at the visit of the Evangelist, was barred by the governor from attending the 3-day crusade. She had to watch the crusade from the windows of her wing overlooking Okpara Square and participated in all the prayers from her window. Nnenna openly told pastor, priests and family members that the governor’s sisters, Chinero Nwigwe and Ngozi Ugwu are inciting the governor against her and planning to marry another wife for him.

Months after the Reinhard Bonnke Crusades, real problems started for Nnenna. She was sent packing to the United States and another woman, a young girl of about twenty, replaced her. The new wife, beautiful Nkemdirim Ene, daughter of the governor’s chief spiritualist, Kate Eneh, became the First Lady until Chimaraoke handed over to Chime in 2007.

When it was obvious that Sullivan had refused to submit to the ‘Ebeano Family’, the Governor’s campaign structure, an act they termed as betrayal, an enraged Chimaraoke sacked the second wife because her mother couldn’t divine spiritually that Sullivan will be a bad investment. http://nigeriamasterweb.com/Masterweb/MasterwebMobileNews.php?rss_id=NTE2

laudate:
May God accept her soul into paradise and give her eternal rest. May God console her family, her children and all she left behind.

And may those who caused her unhappiness while she was on earth, seek the face of God and ask for his mercy and forgiveness.

Even if we are to go by the "evidence" you posted.... evidence that was supposed to portray Ex-Gov Nnamani as the "cause" of her mental distress, it is obvious that her GREED and AVARICE for office of the First Lady, was the beginning of her woes! That she became winked by her quest for "spiritual magic" from Charlatan Pastors, is her own making.

RIP to the dead but let the living learn a thing or two from the debacle. 47 is just too young to die, just because of the vanities of life!



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CR77:
Who ask u

And who asked you, ............when you said "Chima must be held responsible"?

You are such a despicable animal, so full of hate and evil!




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dave2meek:
Start from reducing your salary and allowances.

Along with the State Legislators Salary and allowances.


It is not just the low-level workers that must keep "tightening their belt" since the days of IBB's Structural Adjustment programme (SAP).

Wetin sef?



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gbosaa:


This is funny, so even without a functioning traffic light, is there no such thing as responsible driving??.

In Nigeria , there is nothing like right of way. The kekes and picantos must give way for the molues and lorries otherwise they get crushed.

The senator is used to driving with sirens blaring at the loudest decibel at neck breaking speed. The American embassy staff also must have adapted to our driving rules and road traffic behaviours after all, there are American embassy staff.

The only thing strange but funny about this scenario is the oga Akpabio was flown abroad for medical care even though he built a world class medical centre in his home state.

He is not alone though.
Every now and then, tinubu would fly abroad because of a nagging toothache when a simple and regular toothbrush and paste would cured his wahala.

Anyim would take a two day trip abroad just to swallow his sleeping tablets.

Obasanjo would fly abroad to sort his flatulence even though he is surrounded with high fibre foods in his ota farm.

Na joke o.

Everything you said made sense die, even if na joke.... except we need to remind you that "toothpaste and brush" IS NOT A MEDICAL CURE FOR A NAGGING TOOTHACHE! That was silly, even in light banter.

Anyway, let us also add that Mama Piss has been hopping to Germany every now and then, for some Tummy-tuck!
Even our runaway thief of a former petroleum Minister decided to "develop Cancer abroad", just so she thinks she can escape giving account of her stewardship!

Okay, this one na one bad joke!


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rusher14:
I could have sworn some of his minions said he travelled to see his family.

By the way he's got such a massive head, too big for that bed.

Lastly, that looks a third grade British surgery if ever I saw one. Something doesn’t add up.

What do you expect? "all cash and no class" peeps like these could even be using his free NHS card over there!


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agarawu23:
Speed recovery...


But this our politicians sef, just car accident he don go abroad, if na HIV nko? You go run go pluto?

Fela don finish talk.

Dont mind the silly people!

Is that how David Cameron or Angela Mirkel or even Obama run to other countries when they have small headache?

Akpabio and other people who have ruled this country and a bunch of shameless criminals.
How many of his kindred in his state can have accident and hop on private Jet to a foreign country for treatment?
And this are the same leaders some stewpid fools are killing themselves over?

Until we have a law which bans Govt officials, even if they have the money, from attending these foreign hospitals, that is when they will pay attention to our own hospitals here in Nigeria.

Its just like when all these "thieving, ex-public officials" started having their own private University, that is when Govt stopped doing anything good for our Public Universities. They actually steal the money meant for the Public Universities, and spend it on their own Private University!


Next time, l hope the Queen sends him back home to look after his own Hospital otherwise, let him kaput at the door step of the hospital, like many Nigerians do when waiting for hospital bed in a Nigerian hospital



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fr3do:
blind sentiments!

We have been fuucked already,
the fact that we have been exporting raw materials and importing finished goods for such a long time is being fuucked.

The country breaking into 4 or more paths will reduce tribal strife that has hindered the Nigerian from living the good life.

Read the history of South Sudan (latest country in the world).
Thy used to express that same sentiments when they were part of Sudan Republic!
They used to say Sudan should let them go and form their own country, that they were different and that there would be peace in their new country where everyone are "the same" and will love themselves!


Well, their prayer was answered in 2012 (l think?) but read it up even on Goggle, there have never been just one week of Peace in South Sudan till today!
Now that the Sudan Republic has let them secede, it was then they began to realize and notice that they were not actually the same.
They have been killing each other since then, fighting for the same supremacy they accused Sudan over, back in those days.

The story of Biafra wont be any different and it will actually be worse as we have seen a "snippet" of it when Umueleri and Agueleri killed themselves over nothing a few years back.

Nigeria may be the common enemy right now but when that common enemy is no longer there, "new enemies" will emerge in form of hitherto Brothers!
That is when Anambara will start to fight Enugu, Anioma will slug is out with Mbaise , e.t.c.

Be careful what you wish for, ..... you might just get it and it could be worse.
Let us thank God for what we have and work towards making it better.


But this is just an opinion, not really important so dont freak-out over it.



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marv1:
Are u sure u are not high on cow dung urself? What would u do when u have piles of wood on top one another. Which one will u remove first?

[size=18pt]GBAM![/size]

Foolish SaTANoids cant just comprehend this simple logic!



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carnegiefan: Spot on. I only hope that those generals did not retire without a plan. When Buhari was retired, he NEVER left the scene. He kept loitering around the power circles of Nigeria, contesting elections after elections, and retained a terror squad "Fulani herdsmen" whom he defended always. Now we are squrely back in the '80s.

carnegiefan:
Please can you define what is "TANoid"?
Honestly I can understand when someone from North or West makes such mockery of their political opponents; it is quite different to see someone from the East make such a comment. How many people from your zone have Buhari appointed to positions of leadership in his government? Before you answer, remember that your state cut off mark for unity school is 139, while Buhari's state is 7 (or so). Are you saying that your people are all TANoids for demanding rational behaviour from a vindictive fossil from an era past?
You should be more intelligent than this.
Quite sad.

Any fool that reasons the way YOU DO, is a SaTANoid!


On a more serious note, GEJ, when he saw that he was going to lose the election a few weeks before February 14th, 2015 asked his CSO Gusau to find an excuse to postpone the elections so he can do something extraordinary to secure victory.

Gusau cited insurgency and sad they need six weeks more to defeat the insurgency, so elections was shifted to march ending.

GEJ then made available a large sum of money (#2Billion) to be used for PROPAGANDA.
Some of these money was shared to TV stattions (Channels TV got its own share when the D.G of Nigerian Broadcasting Comm. visited the station on February 10th or so and gave them money for "Digitalization"!
We all noticed how their debates and broadcast suddenly start skewing in favor of GEJ.

Public relations Coys were hired, who in-turn hired people like Barcanista, (go back on his past thread, especially between January 28th and February 20th, 2015 and you will see the coincidence in his U-turn, as he puts it, "he has now seen the light"! Ego budiike! ), SeverusSnake, Flowrenthyna, Ichidodo to spew rubbish and justify incompetence, looting, kleptomaniac, brazen lies, e.t.c.... just to boost Jonathan's chances.
Strange that majority if not all the SaTANoids are of Ibo stock! But not strange that Buhari has rightly left them out of key positions in his Govt.
As you lay your bed, so you should lie on it.


Some of this #@billion also went into funding "faceless organisations" ..............one of which is T.A.N
The members of these TAN are referred to as TANoids
When they make statements that are very injurious to the nation, bordering on Satanism, they are referred to as SaTANoids

These TANoids are paid behind closed doors by the P.R company that employed them and their "job" is to contest anything that is not in favor of Jonathan, even if it is the truth. There brief also include spreading lies, hatred and propaganda against the person of President Buhari.

One common denominator amongst these SaTANoids is that they are "children of the belly", lowlifes whose sense and moral values are governed by what they would eat (out of the #2Billion GEJ allocated for that purpose)

Majority of them are #WailingWailers who would cry blood, whine, roll on the floor and groan over NOTHING!
For example, they were the ones who were "judging the PMB administration" with just TWO DAYS IN OFFICE!

So, l can understand why you are very annoyed and disturbed at being called a TANoid!

But judging from your first comment as quoted above, you have just been accepted into that infamous group of "SaTANoids"

Nothing can be worse than to be labelled a SaTANoid! Even Satan the Devil himself have protested that he does not want to be associated with such a disgrace!

SaTANoids are still #Wailing while Buhari is marking his 100days in office.



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kandiikane:
You are the one who needs to get real, so a woman should just accept that men cheat and just go along with it or turn a blind eye to it? What a messed up mentality! Men are not polygamous in nature and not all men cheat anyone who thinks contrary to this, believing it is ok to be with a cheat needs serious help.

Big "NO"!... and l never said that!
Where did you get that idea from .... or are you "manufacturing things" in your head?

Take your Meds please or book an appointment to see your Shrink..... I cant be responsible for how you're feeling today! :-



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BTW: Some of you really need to understand the meaning of polygamy, whether "serial polygamy" or "conjugate Polygamy"... it is still polygamy.
That "some" will want more than one woman is not new or strange. Ditto some women who cannot stay with one man.
That some people will cheat in a marriage is not new, even the King of England did it, if you know your history!
That it is acceptable to some while not acceptable to others is not saying anything new or ground-breaking!

getting worked-up over it is simply stewpid because that has never changed the behaviour, even from biblical times!
Each person to their own choice/luck in life

mathskill:
The stockpile of Arms and ammunitions discovered in Akwa-ibom government house justifies the invasion.

let them read it here https://www.nairaland.com/2576744/sss-uncovers-stockpiles-arms-ammunition


Most of these guys are not informed and just spew rubbish!



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Rukkydelta:
With all this wahala associated with marriage I'm getting scared o anyway[b] i'll advise the op to go fetish it seems cos is the best option now[/b] so that anything and anywhere the husband do/is the thought of her will always be on his mind

Cheesux Christ Chukwu Emeka!

This Nairaland people sef, una go kill persin o!

*Are you aware of situation where one of the most beautiful women in town went to do charm so that her husband will like her more, from "Baaba"
but ended up becoming "Baaaba"s wife number six!
"Baba" simply helped himself to the better thing .... and the "Baba" was Uglier than a Chimpanzee, aside being very old!

*are you aware of women that went the same route and what the "Baaba" gave them, actually killed their husband and the woman start to lament that "I did not intend to kill him o, it was "Baaba" that tricked me"!


Let us be careful with advice like this..... Its a double-edged sword!
Not to mention the repercussions that usually follow because the Devil never gives for free, .... he just dont operate that way!


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awa:
Sir, pls my Mum is Ibibio and my Dad is Igbo... I know what I am talking about because I have spent over 20 years in Ibibio land and another 20 years in Igbo land.
Thanks for at least agreeing with me to an extent sha on the Ekpe cult.

I love Ibibio and I love Igbo...despite anything.

Playing it "nice".... but stop the "attachee".
Ibibio is Ibibio, Calabar is Calabar, Ibo is Ibo, Yoruba is Yoruba, Hausa is Hausa...
Speak for yourself!

So na me nor love Ibibio people?
I served one year of my life there and it was the best one year!


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ugoshevy:
I commented earlier, but reading through your comments I have some Questions
1) Are you aware that the advise you said you like very well maybe coming from the same girl here your husband is dating?
2) Are you aware all this people asking you to go and pray saying all men are the same are also sleeping with other peoples husbands?
3) Are you aware that Punishment is not a solution even if you abstain from sex, move out or get a job?
4) Do you want your Kids to grow up with their Dad?
5) Would you like to be referred to as that woman that was sacked with her and her children?
6) Can you remember how many people you invited for your wedding, how many times you have cooked, how long you were in labor and how many of the family and friendly advice you have heard?
I can keep asking Questions....
But there is only one Solution; it is you or her. You need to go and Fight her publicly in his presence and if possible carry police that she wants to kill you and your children. Madame, stop doing smeeeh smeeeh going thru his phone, asking questions like his GF. You need ACTION. You are his Wife. That girl is your 1st priority. Of course ladies would deceive you and tell you is a lie coz they are doing it with other men and don't like embarrasment. But I'm a man. What we detest is embarrasment. Go and call police and Start a fight and escalate the issue...until someone is locked up. It doesn't matter, if you are locked up too. Immediately you get out.... Do the same thing. Madame, not every man cheats. You can change him. All you need to do is Escalate the issue. Marriage is an issue of Life and Death. Forget every other thing, you need to this issue as a matter of Life and Death. Go and call police and find that woman tomorrow. Do it continuosly....everyday....you need to make her life miserable coz she is making yours miserable. All this young girls should be taught lessons. If every woman fights for her man, there would be no cheating. You need to go and fight, this is not a joke

Cant stop laughing at the colored part!

*What if she get "bigger Police" than your own? Imagine her Uncle is Commissioner of Police in that state?
*What if she is even stronger than you and beats the hell outta you (and hubby nor intervene!) or get ruffians on her side of street?
*Are you aware that there is a law against "Assault and occasioning bodily harm" which is what will result if you go to someone's house to fight them?
*Are you aware that the law does not make provision for you to go and fight your husband's G/friend in her house (except if she comes to your matrimonial home)

When we give advice, we must ensure we have carried it out ourselves ....and it worked for us and that it is within legal limits!
I no fit bail woman that is already hurting from her husband's cheating o!

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angelchinny:
Okay will do jst dat. What if I fake calls and make him jealous as well cos I told him recently dat my 1st love re-sufaced n he is realy hrtbroken dat am already married cos he came bk 4 us to rekindle our love. He got realy mad n couldn't sleep dat night

Dont be mistaken to think "he could not sleep because what you did pained him so much"!

Did it make him change? No!
Did it make you happy for ever ..or just for a minute?
If he trusted you before (him being the guilty party), do you think he still trusts you now, after the calls?
Does that action resolve your marriage problems?
Are the Eediots who gave you that advice feeling your pain right now?

Now, he may just believe you and take it for real, not knowing you are just acting it out based on useless advice from inexperienced Eediots on Nairaland!

He might just be "steeling himself" for his next move..... like: "Okay, l am now free to even marry that woman at least my wife is also cheating on me as well"!
Why do you need to give him a justification for his actions?


Marriage problems are not that straight-forward to deal with ..... not all these infantile advice from those that have not worn the issue of those who themselves have failed marriage and want you to be a part of their league!

careful o!


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kandiikane:
You have no self worth, love!

And you, have a very "twisted and misinformed idea" of self worth!

Get Real.



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ugoshevy:
I think there's a way to deal with this, it seems you are too soft. That is why it is very necessary for every Nigerian to spend at least 1month in the land of Warri, the Capital of the world. I have seen such scenarios a lot, if you want my advice, you need to "change" your approach. Your kids are still small, too much pregnancy and lack of sex caused this. Take a sex break with him coz you never can tell where diseases come from, Monitor his movement, Carry your children and follow him until you find out the girl, even if your last born is 2months old...Madame, you are the mother of 3...nobody fit thief your title...tie your wrapper, back your children, buy face cap and turn it to the back.... Go meet them for where they they gist...create a scene with your children crying.... Seize the 2of them.... Tell them somebody must die.....either them or you... My sister, by the time you bring out the pepper, put am for that girl eye...start to lace am with no escape route....ehhhh...... With the highest provocation.... Your husband and that idiot GF....would never remain the same. This thing would stop under 1hour. This is the Warri method. And it is the most effective. Just make sure, you cram the steps and plan it appropriately. Remember, a public disgrace and your Children must be there crying to attract more attention. Your biggest problem maybe you are shy of the public knowledge that's why you even hid your details. You have to own up, wise up and take your husband back. You don't do that by arguing in your house or going to see Inlaws. This is your man and that girl is the Devil. Rebuke it and it will flee. If you like continue Nairalanding after this my advice. Infact you don make me provoke sef....

Are you saying this out of anger (I am angry at the hubby too) or you really think this works all the time?
Well, some couple have same type of problem and wifey created a very big disgrace for her husband (his place of work, the girl friend was a staff in the same place as well!).

The man resigned his job from that place, moved to another house, married the woman (three step marriage that he did not even do for the Madam wey dey form James Bond!) and abandoned the other one and her two kids in the former house.
He continued to give her money for food and other things the kids need but VOWED NEVER TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER AGAIN!

Even his Parents asked him to re-consider and take both women as his wives but he insisted he wont be married to her again.
he said something that caught people's attention: That woman would killed me if she could, that l survived is because of luck! I wont test that luck a second time!

The lesson those of us privy to that issue learnt is that "all situations are not the same, all men/women are not the same and what worked for Mr. A , might not work for Mr.B

All these "dramatic advices: are known to Boomerang back in a very painful manner and those offering those advice wont be there to pick the pieces!


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angelchinny:
Am a well dedicated nairalander but I created this new account for this issue. I have been married for 4 years now with 3 children and since the 2nd year of our marriage my husband has been constantly cheating on me.

The way he goes about it is even heartbreaking, he does it like his into a love relationship with them and not just for fun.

There is this particular girl that he calls like 3 times everyday because I check his call log and saw they keep in touch more than twice everyday. I stupidly called the girl and warned her to stay clear off my man and she confessed he didn't tell her he was married, I confronted my hubby and he was forming defensive and was telling me dat am accusing him wrongly and he will soon start cheating. I called the girl back in the evening and she told me that even as am calling that his call is entering her phone, that he called earlier to beg her to give him chance to explain..The next day I left with my children to a far away state and he pleaded that he will change and all that. The issue is that he continued with this shameless behaviour, our live-in nanny later confessed to my cousin last month that he approached her and I was so devastated. He knelt down and begged and I easily forgave him..

Forgive me for my long episode but I really need your help on how to punish him cos I went to his call log yesterday and saw the same girl that made me take the risk to leave with[b] my children[/b] to another state calling him again and he is reciprocating the calls..his a very jealous person, he goes crazy when a male friend calls me..I want to make him pass through all the pains I have endured all these years.. What do I do pls?

First,let me say l have sympathy for your hurt feelings due to your husband having an affair.

That is not a good thing and the way it is going, l can bet you that he is the polygamous type and he will "likely" marry a second wife in future.
That is the truth and you may not like it. Am sorry to say it to you.


Having said that, l am also worried that you will either end-up poisoning your husband or killing him in his sleep! YOU WILL MURDER YOUR HUSBAND VERY SOON.... mark my words!
I have seen traces of a "murderer in waiting" in your post but my advice for you is that "no man is worth killing over, No man is worth spending the rest of your life in prison, over, No man is worth losing your eternity over!

And while at it, you say he cheats on you and l am wondering,.. for you to have "three children within 4years of marriage" means you are practically pregnant 85% of the time, which means he might have developed some feelings for other ladies during these periods (not justifying his action even at that)!
Could you not have spaced the children a bit apart so that you guy shave some more time for each other? When do you romance, have a night-out, cuddle and listen to each other, when you are just pregnant and rearing babies all the time?

I also observed that you keep saying "My Children"? Dont you know that the children belonged to BOTH OF YOU and you cant use them as a weapon against each other (the children deserve access to both of you since they are not part of your angst of break-up and cannot be punished or used to punish the other?)

Again, checking his Call Logs is just YOU punishing yourself!
Sooner than later, he will devise ways by which he would either fool you with the call logs (chop & Clean Mouth ) or change the password on his phone.... or even switch to another lady that you dont even know! What will you do then?
Am saying once you knew, its no longer worth the trouble to keep checking his logs (though l know that curiosity is powerful at times).

Finally, you want us to teach you how to PUNISH your own Husband, the father of your FOUR CHILDREN?
Are you for real or just stewpid?
So, you want us to tell you to put otakpiapia in his food or to tell you to stab him or pound his head with a mortar, when he is sleeping or you want us to tell you to send hired killers after him or to pour acid on his face or take his "abunna part" or actually make him impotent for life?

Craze dey worry you! Infact, you are going insane and its better you seek help before you get out of control.

Suggestions:
*Never put your happiness in another humanbeing, husband or wife.... because by human nature, we can all disappoint! its normal but some cant handle it properly!
*Privately (not churchily!), read your Bible to get spiritual strength. Focus on God who can give you eternal happiness (I doubt someone with a "wickedly-vengeful spirit" like you can even attune to God's spirit in anyway?).

*Pray for your husband, that he would realize his error before it is too late, for the sake of your family and your own happiness because in "most cases", broken family never produce happiness except if they were not even meant to be together initially (mistake marriage!)

*Stop checking his Logs (hypertension is not far-off from that) but let him be aware that his actions are causing you pain, causing the kids pain and breaking the family apart.
Speak to him without anger, with a "calmness and maturity" that will even surprise him (its shocking when you offend someone and expect anger.... yet they are calm! That itself scares the shyte out of people!)

*Since you did not say he "hates his children", consider leaving the children with him when you are about to "go to another far-away state" ...while arranging visiting-times so you can also be part of their life, ...for their "balanced-upbringing" ( running away with them is a sure way to ruin their life! consider their happiness as well, not just your own)

*But if eventually you decide to be a murderer and kill him, remember to tell the children the exact truth of why you had to kill their father.

As for me, l wont be one of those to tell you how to punish your husband. If you really hate him this much then there is no point still living with him..... just gerrout of the marriage.
Thank God he is not the violent at least you did not claim it is because he is beating you



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mildflame:
If I SLAP U u go catch FIRE, EKPO unam ikot

Eemmmm... if im catch fire finish, permission to dip "it" in the LAGOON!


Granted!

Honestly, Calabars and Ibibios, Anangs dont have the greedy, selfish and duplicitous nature of the average Ibo person!

They are hard working and honest people, content on their little trading and hoping to move-up the ladder of life but hardly will you find them with vices like Kidnapping, Ritual murder, Drug pushing, faking everything from baby food to car parts and pharmaceuticals...

....all those vices are the reserve of the average Ibo man

Where then is the similarity or is it all about stealing their Oil when the time comes, ... as was done during the civil war?



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