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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:29am On Jun 20, 2015
ocelot2006:
GEJ built and commissioned far more power stations than his predecessors, that wasn't really in the NEWS.
GEJ initiated the gas revolution and built a massive gas supply network across the nation. That wasn't really in the NEWS
GEJ achieved much more, still those were either in the NEWS or the FG didn't harp much about it.

That's all because it was GEJ'S nature. He wasn't like APC leaders who threw fanfares for simple streetlight. Like every other project the TAM for these refineries were carried out as usual cos it was govt responsibility under GEJ'S watch.

Yet it is GMB, who doesn't even know his left from right, can't even set up his own cabinet, can't formulate a plan to lead the nation with the whole country drifting, that now receives the glory for GEJ's work?! FVCK NO!
[b]Na waa Ohh!

So GEJ built and commissioned many Power Stations.... and those Power Plants were supplied by the massive gas Supply Networks that GEJ built?

Are you "seriously mentally deranged or just plain daft?
Otherwise maybe you would agree that GEJ's Power Stations did NOT supply Electricity because we all know that Nigeria's Electricity Power generation fell from 8,000MW (under OBJ), to 3,000MW in 2012 and even less than 1,200MW, by the time that slowpoke called GEJ handed over power in 2015!


[size=14pt]So, where is the Power from the "Phantom Power Stations" he built?[/size]





Okay, l get your point. GEJ hid the Power Stations in Otuoke so that he can hand it over to Buhari when he is booted out of office! grin grin grin
You people are really sub-human in your thought process.


Every Eediot with a TECHNO-Phone selling fake products at Alaba is now commenting on Nairaland!
Omo-Yiibo no try at all

Arrant Nonsense[/b]. undecided undecided


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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:28pm On Jun 19, 2015
Kingspin:
Keep mute abeg. Buhari is yet to take a single action since May 29th. Jonathan did nothing he was the one that allowed fuel to be available in every part of the country. He tried to end oil subsidy at all cost but Nigerians misunderstood him now everyone want it to be remove. They told u his govt was the most corrupt in the history of Nigeria but i pulse to think about IBB, ABACHA and OBJ government when there were no rules. E.g mention one singe standing project of Obasanjo excluding MTN that was a private company which came in to make money. I tell you your people fellow bastardised his govt. in the name of controlling Nigeria. But Gej should be commended becos during this time he open up the political space for every Nigerian ofcourse u knw very well Obasanjo will not allow such so anything you feel Jonathan did not do right your free to write to Buhari. For now our country is running on autopilot.
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You are completely and blissfully ignorant.

Are you a Galla Seller in Lagos traffic?



*Go and read-up on the "interim agreement" Buhari had with the GEJ Subsidy Scammers who crippled the economy, before Buhari was sworn-in
*Go and read about how they pleaded for "plea bargain"

*Go and read about how Buhari told them to first use some of the money thy STOLE in form of Subsidy, to IMPORT FUEL to Cushion the effect of the scarcity before he even listens to them.


So you think Emeka Offor just decided to be "NICE" when he said he will flood Lagos Petrol Stations with Petrol? grin grin grin

Buhari is squeezing their balls and EFCC is investigating and documenting their Trial.


Problem of people like you is that you dont read...... yet you like "speaking" out of your lack of knowledge!


Just relax and watch ...... but dont spew ignorance openly!


That is suicide!



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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:18pm On Jun 19, 2015
HzRF:
It was lastpage I quoted
Shiit happens

M sorry
Ehn
Bye till u get back ur brain
How dare you?
Brainless phucktard!
grin grin

I would have dashed you a Brain, from a chicken of of course, if only you would even know how to use it or have where to put it undecided


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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:15pm On Jun 19, 2015
989900: Quit emphasizing things you know little about.

They told us TAM would cost so much to undertake, and only new ones would do -- it only cost N99B (after 'egunje') . . . but they prioritized buying jets.

They told us it takes 2 years or more to undertake -- TAM takes just a few months or weeks.

They said replacement hardware would take some while to sought and get into the country -- they had them in containers at Onne port long time ago.

Jonathan's conniving and incompetence ruined this country.

The epileptic refineries is the major reason:
why the Naira is so weak
fuel is so expensive
there is no stable electricity
we have bad roads, and little or no tangible infrastructural development
inflation eats up your income and more . . .

If you didn't benefit from the intentional redundancy of our refineries in terms of fuel subsidy money and the like, and you 'r still getting GEJ's back, then we really have to dig deep into the dictionary to find a label for you.
[size=18pt]GBAM![/size]



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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:07pm On Jun 19, 2015
HzRF:
Even boko haram "quake" on hearing

D refineries "quake" wen he was sworn in Nd immediately attain 80% capacity

Black pple with black brain indeed
Flatty, if you even had a drop of that "Black Brain" in that flat "back-part" of your head, you wont spew this nonsense!

You dolts could JUDGE his performance, TWO DAYS INTO OFFICE .... but wont give him CREDIT for any success, ONE MONTH AFTER?


Na so HATRED and ANGER take dey suffocate una, abi?
tongue tongue tongue tongue


Yeye dey smell!



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Business › Re: Nigeria's Four Refineries To Begin Operation Next Month - NNPC by lastpage: 7:00pm On Jun 19, 2015
kodded:
One of GEJ achievements smiley


Sadly a certain Baba Dogo Yaro will take all the glory cry


...so pathetic embarassed
These flattys are so silly and openly stewpid? Bloody SCALLYWAGS!


Why is it that ALL GEJ's "achievements" ....NEVER materialise, ... UNTIL that #SaiBaaBa booted him out of office?

I guess SIX YEARS is not enough for the clueless slowpoke to showcase his capability.... if he had any!




[size=14pt]Just the mention of the name "Buhari"..... every KNEE problem of Nigeria shall bow! tongue tongue tongue tongue

The FEAR of Buhari is the Beginning of "WORKING"..... in every sector of Nigeria's economy! [/size]


Children of HATE and ANGER can take a free ride to the Lagoon!
undecided undecided

Carry-go my President, Nothing do you. kiss kiss kiss


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Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by lastpage: 7:33am On Jun 19, 2015
CSTR2:
Machines purchased by GEJ is being flexed by buhari.
Eeeyah, so GEJ just bought them to decorate his compound?

Anyway, foolish illiterate like Jonathan calling himself Commander-in-Chief simply by wearing Camouflage! grin grin

What do we expect?

Politics › Re: Armed Helicopter Sent To Calabar To Aid Air Raids Against Kidnappers:pic by lastpage: 7:28am On Jun 19, 2015
gregg2:
[size=13pt]GEJ's handwork

Thank you GEJ
We miss you greatly
[/size]
Stewpid SaTANoids, so it is still GEJ that is calling the shots?

GEJ that already ran out of the country, like his bigger brother Ojukwu!
grin grin grin grin

Una foolishness no get Part 2
! undecided tongue tongue




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Politics › Re: PMB Orders Disposal Of Nine Presidential Jets by lastpage: 7:21am On Jun 19, 2015
agarawu23:
And you still call this man a dullard?
I wonder what the federal government will be doing with 9 jet. 12billion naira isn't a small cash! Gej never thought of reducing the jet, he was only raising idea on how to increase the jet.

now tell me WHO IS THE DULLARDhuh
Now we are beginning to see the difference between that clueless Otuoke clown Jonathan, whose Petroleum Minister by name Dezianni Allisson Madueke, even had the temerity to buy a private Jet while serving as a Minister.... and a down-to-earth Daura cattle rearer who knows that you dont need 25 Aircrafts that you cant even maintain, to run a country.

#Sai Babaa, l dey gbadun you like Red Wine!

But please, dont forget those looters, nothing will sweet Nigerians pass to see them in Prison ASAP.
The SaTANoids and Flattys can go hug a wet Transformer if they dont like it



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Romance › Re: Meet The Kano Lady Who Promised To Buy Car & House For Any Man Who Marries Her by lastpage: 5:39pm On Jun 18, 2015
DrGroove:
The way Nigerian guys utilize every opportunity to abuse,degrade and insult women,I wonder if they have mothers
Dem fall from Sky! grin grin grin

Stop this women-feminazzi nonsense.
Women abuse and degrade each other, even more than men do..... just read the comments of fellow women on this issue alone. undecided undecided
We are just bereft of the proper mental and moral upbringing that we should all have got but then the country is ruled by looters, thieves, peodophiles, occultic ritualists, e.t.c..... with no conscience and these are the same parents that are expected to imbibe any sense of morality into their kids and future generations and society at large?

Its got so bad now that it has passed from one generation, to the next.
Most Nigerians have become a little less human..... and that is the truth




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Romance › Re: Meet The Kano Lady Who Promised To Buy Car & House For Any Man Who Marries Her by lastpage: 5:32pm On Jun 18, 2015
If she is really a confirmed mental institution patient, then it is a shame on we Nigerians, and the Govt of this country in particular, and that Freedom radio station, ............

[size=14pt]when we should all be assisting her, ....instead we are all trying to take advantage of her situation.
[/size]

The stewpid Sharia Fanatics that seized her are no better as they would only r.ape her or sell her to one illiterate Mallam....where were they before now? huh

Our Health authorities should seek put this Lady and assist her medically.

I tire for the kin WICKEDNESS that runs in our veins, in this country!
angry angry angry




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Politics › Re: There Is No Office Of The First Lady In The Nigerian Constitution - Sani Adamu by lastpage: 4:48pm On Jun 18, 2015
sukkot:
ok. mama piss is somewhere crying in her garri. not only did she get boot out of office but her office has been scrapped
Now i am proud to say YOU, AISHA, is the wife of My President...... Buhari.

I know Aisha is well educated and as such, she has nothing to prove by masquerading herself as First Lady!

Only empty Drums like that Mama Piss goes about thinking calling themselves First Lady, makes them what they are not.


Aisha will do many more good things even with her remaining as "Wife of the President".... unlike that thieving Jonathan nad his Shepopotamus of a First lady!


Carry Go Aisha...... "intelligent and Proud" Nigerian women are behind you





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Crime › Re: Gang Play Football With Man's Head After They Behead Him In Mushin Lagos by lastpage: 4:39pm On Jun 18, 2015
loomer:
Only God can protect us from these people

Turn human being head to football. Haba
Slow-down please.

In this age of Camera-phones, you mean no one could even take a picture of the "hoodlums playing HEAD-BALL" and post it along with the interview?


[size=18pt]AaaDonBelieveIt![/size]




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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Pastor And A 9-year-old In Rivers by lastpage: 4:34pm On Jun 18, 2015
odeku457:
Only in Rivers state. ...

Amechi is gone now and the random killings still ON.

RIP TO THE MAN OF GOD AND THE INNOCENT 9 YR OLD.

Nigeria I weep for thee!!!
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
RIP to the dead, especially the innocent little Boy.

Well, "those who sow should expect to reap whirlwinds".


This is a lesson to all of us: When they ransacked a Police station the other day or when were threatening other tribes a few weeks back, we were all applauding them..... now those weapons and criminals have "come home to roost"! undecided undecided undecided


Its an ill-wind that blows nobody any good.




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Politics › Re: Abandoned IEDs By Boko Haram Kill 63 In Borno Town by lastpage: 2:43am On Jun 18, 2015
Buhari is NOT responsible for anyone's foolishness!


if you cant differentiate between an "abandoned electronics"..... and a BOOBY TRAP, especially in a war zone?

then l have nothing to say!


RIP to the dead, let the living be more cautious and show less stewpidity!



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TV/Movies › Re: Nigeria, Others Fail To Meet Digital Transmission Deadline by lastpage: 2:39am On Jun 18, 2015
matrixme:
Nonsense! We shaa defeated the highly dreaded ebola virus to the envy of other African countries and others. I've never heard that any citizen would die for not meeting the switch anyway. Who really cares to subscribe for the crappy Startimes NOVA bouquet (600 naira) when there is no light to watch it? Not to talk of the most expensive GOTV bouquet
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ****falls down from 2storey building****
TV/Movies › Re: Nigeria, Others Fail To Meet Digital Transmission Deadline by lastpage: 2:35am On Jun 18, 2015
Despite all the millions of Dollars that clueless clown from Otuoke gave the Stations, immediately he shifted the elections? (Even Channels TV got theirs and you could feel the "change of tune" immediately after undecided )

So, the money is looted and gone, just like Jonathan!

Dearis God Ooooo




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Politics › Re: Buhari's Age Limitation: Nigerians Mock Femi Adesina by lastpage: 2:30am On Jun 18, 2015
millionaireman:
From Segun Adeniyi to Reuben Abati to Femi Adesina - are people from Owambeland only specialists in speaking for others?
Correct, they are specialist in speaking for others since they are sophisticated enough to know what to say.

But that cannot be said to be the case of people from the "Shit East" who cannot even converse between themselves without an Onyebeeke Oyinbo, calling the Cops to come and see "Two Animals fighting"! shocked shocked shocked

When you evolutionary process reaches that stage, the Owambe people might consider you for that post as well, though l highly doubt that you can ever get there since "You cant give what you dont have, ab initio". undecided wink

Opo'onu, olori'pelebe!
grin grin



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Politics › Re: Buhari's Age Limitation: Nigerians Mock Femi Adesina by lastpage: 2:22am On Jun 18, 2015
luvinhubby:
Doyin Okupe would have done a better job than this Femi man.
cheesy
Just looking at the "lineage" of those making these comments, l dont need anyone to convince me that they need not be taken seriously! undecided wink

These "Children of ANGER and HATE" have given themselves jobs! grin grin grin

They can do so for the next EIGHT YEARS.... and NOTHING go happen! tongue tongue tongue

Awon olori'pelebe ....devoid of any brain cells!




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BTW: Maybe l am wrong but l think everyone knew Buhari's age, long before the election...... and we still voted him overwhelmingly...... and booted out the "young but clueless" Jonathan! tongue tongue
Go and Die or "Lagoon" straight, ...if e dey pain una
Politics › Re: US Donates $5bn To MNJTF For Fight Against Boko Haram. by lastpage: 11:24pm On Jun 15, 2015
dunkem21:
OK. Good one ..I remember GEJ approached America and they refused to help us and watched in awe as our countrymen were slaughtered ..

It's well.
Where you expecting America to "Help us" under a government led by a clueless mofo like GEJ?

It is like giving weapons to Nigerian Police...... they will drop it and run away when they see armed robber....... BETTER TO KEEP THE WEAPONS FROM THEM! wink wink grin grin grin grin

Now that the international community and America sees that Nigeria is being ruled by an intelligent and decisive man, .... see as HELP cam begging by itself! shocked shocked shocked

Its all about "Image and Perception"..... and for that Otuoke slowpoke, it was really bad!

So B.A.D that even ordinary King of Morocco does not want anything to do with him! undecided undecided



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Politics › Re: Ambode Dissolves Parastatals, Sacks Fashola’s Sister, Others by lastpage: 11:12pm On Jun 15, 2015
nonaira:
Lmfaoooooooo
Joe igbokwe or should I say Joe Yorubakwe got booted too. grin grin grin
Serves the illiterate right. He thought @ss kissing will keep him there. Worthless man. Kudos to ambode for this. You did well.

Joe NTOOR. NTOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATEFUL Lots!

So, it was only Joe Igbokwe you saw there?
Did it occur to you dolts that he might even be given a bigger post, when Ambode begins to appoint people into his Govt?

Clueless lots, just full of HATE AND ANGER!


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Politics › Re: OPC Pulls Out Of NNPC Pipeline Surveillance by lastpage: 11:07pm On Jun 15, 2015
barcanista:
The seat of the President is not personal property of the occupant. Jonathan was there because he had a mandate, now it is incumbent on General Buhari to see to the agreement
If Jonathan, the "Otuoke Slowpoke" that signed the contract did not honor it, wetin concern Buhari inside this kin Stewpidity?

Abeg, OPC, .............."BUNKER" your share of the Oil and defray your cost as you leave the pipeline jare.
That is how it is done in the S/South.


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Politics › Re: OPC Pulls Out Of NNPC Pipeline Surveillance by lastpage: 11:02pm On Jun 15, 2015
OPC: “When we were given the contract on March 15, it was agreed that they will release money for the OPC personnel for effective protection of the NNPC pipelines nationwide.

“We lost one man last month because of the activities of the vandals here in Lagos, while some of our men were arrested in the course of protecting the pipeline.

“We had told them to release some of our money before the new administration took over, but they kept promising us.

“Enough is enough, three months have passed since our members started monitoring the pipeline, and we have fulfilled our part of the agreement.

“By 10p.m today, our personnel will move out of the NNPC pipelines nationwide and this applies to other groups in the country,” he said.

The federal Government had in March awarded a multi-billion Naira contract to the OPC to secure NNPC pipelines in the South-West Zone of the country.
Eeyah, Sorry O!

[size=18pt]Una don fall Mugun to Jonathan's 419![/size] grin grin

Why don t you guys just break the Pipes ...... AND COLLECT YOUR PAYMENT
wink wink undecided undecided

Walahi, No be me talk am! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed



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Family › Re: Men Sleeping With Their House Maids...who's To Blame? by lastpage: 10:54pm On Jun 15, 2015
Aminat508:
This long standing anomaly of men sleeping with house helps even in most times ending up the woman leaving her matrimonial for the maid....who gets blame?
does the wife takes a greater blame by leaving the house maid to run everything in the house...even attending to the man's needs

while she plays madam sitting doing nothing nd forgetting her wifely duties
Its just like asking: WHO IS TO BLAME, WOMEN SLEEPING WITH THEIR HUSBAND'S DRIVER or EVEN HOUSEBOY? shocked shocked shocked

Stop the blame-game and take responsibility for your action!


You wanna phuck someone?... Then you phuck them.... and it is YOU who did it. Period!




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"If your girl is acting up, then you take her Maid!
If your man is acting up then you phuck his Driver"

**singing in Rapper's Delight Voice
Politics › Re: Pirates Raid Nigeria Police Armoury, Seize Weapons by lastpage: 10:43pm On Jun 15, 2015
nwadiuko1:
noise maker... just under one month of fuel scarcity you were almost dead
Fuel scarcity where l dey? grin grin grin

I am laughing in Americano, Abeg say something else joor!

It is poor folks like you who waste their useless life shouting Daura President that l pity.
Your life was wasted by GEJ in the last six years.... now you have embarked on wasting it for another Eight years,


What is left of your poor miserable life? People like you would have fared better, if your Biafran midget of a father has eaten you for lunch, (by drinking his useless sperm), ......during the Food blockade in 1969!



Please dont ever stop "singing" that your Daura President o....

****Sits down with a nice Pack of Popcorn and Diet Coke!******
Eight years is a very long time........ grin grin grin grin grin


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Politics › Re: Pirates Raid Nigeria Police Armoury, Seize Weapons by lastpage: 7:22pm On Jun 15, 2015
PointB:
Until then.

Now we need the prominent duara dullard aka Buhari MumuMmadu to respond to the fire burning around Nigeria. The problem he was elected to prevent/solve!
[size=18pt]This Flatty needs a lil'Brain![/size] grin

Politics › Re: Pirates Raid Nigeria Police Armoury, Seize Weapons by lastpage: 7:15pm On Jun 15, 2015
coolebux:
Buhari is indeed a "slap" in the face of this nation

smileysad:T H E. D U L L A R Dsmileysad:
[size=18pt]Una "SLAPS" just dey start..... till 2023![/size] grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue



Abeg turn the other cheek jare, Mugun fheofle... grin grin grin grin



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Politics › Re: Pirates Raid Nigeria Police Armoury, Seize Weapons by lastpage: 7:09pm On Jun 15, 2015
PointB:
Where is the duara dullard? What's he doing about this?

Is he going to relocate the Navy Command and Control (if there is anything like that) to Calabar? undecided undecided
As usual, one cannot fail to notice the CHILDREN OF HATE AND ANGER..... through their comments!


Well, you can kill yourselves, bomb your towns and villages and destroy your local economy as much as you want.....
...ALL IN AN EFFORT TO GIVE BUHARI A BAD NAME?

You know what, PMB is too busy to even bath an eyelid!

When you finish killing and maiming 95% of YOUR OWN PEOPLE, then PMB will order the Armed Forces to level the remainder grin wink wink

"Those who harbour TWO EVILS, will use one or both, TO DESTROY THEMSELVES" - Yoruba adage!

Carry-go Buhari, concentrate on more important state matters; l know you nor send anybody to kill themselves intente!ionally!
tongue tongue tongue wink



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Crime › Re: Men Brutalize Their kids With Hot Iron, Plank (graphic Pics) by lastpage: 8:01pm On Jun 13, 2015
"See how DADS torture their children"

I guess the owner of this thread (SSleekyPor whatever) did not go to school or os probably one of those traumatised kids who has a failed education otherwise,

How does this particular Dad become a GENERALISATION (Dads) when pluralised?
Dont Demonise all Dads by such pluralization



Maybe its your stewpidity that made your own Dad torture you.....

My own Dad IS THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD... AND I AM PROUD TO SAY IT!
undecided undecided


[size=18pt]Happy Father's Day in advance (June 21st) , to all the wonderful Dads out there.[/size] kiss kiss




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Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt Bans Other Para-military Agencies From Use Of Camouflage Uniforms by lastpage: 7:54pm On Jun 13, 2015
[quote author=nairamaniac post=34730635][/quote].
Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt Bans Other Para-military Agencies From Use Of Camouflage Uniforms by lastpage: 9:51am On Jun 13, 2015
angelberton:
Arm-robbers and kidnappers cause major havoc impersonating the military by wearing such uniforms. Better to stop their wide-spread use by these other scums than fear "unnecessary tension".
Can you recognize the "Insignia" of a Nigerian Armed Forces personnel on his Cap and Epaulettes on his shoulders/Chest?

If you dont see those, you have not seen a Soldier. Period!

And l am yet to see any kidnapper or Armed Robber that would get the liver to add those to a camouflage! undecided

We should not deny ourselves of simple liberties, due to our Ignorance!


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