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Politics › Re: DSS WARNS of Planned Boko Haram attacks in Abuja by lastpage: 12:15am On Nov 29, 2015
thecollector:
They are very stupid. What are they doing to stop the attacks? If is to arrest Dasuki or Nnamdi Kanu now they will storm his house Rambo style but when it comes to the real reason for their job, they are doing press releases. What does this warning even mean, are we to protect ourself now?
It means: Do the NEEDFUL, as directed below. undecided undecided

Politics › Re: DSS WARNS of Planned Boko Haram attacks in Abuja by lastpage: 12:13am On Nov 29, 2015
Ahmed4002:
It's well
is that REAL ...or just a cartoon-joke?



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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Tells Ladies -never Marry Yoruba Boys,they Are Cheaters,abusive... by lastpage: 12:00am On Nov 29, 2015
lawanson44:
Wailer! Which one are you among the attributes she mentioned? Are you abusive? A wife beater or Dirty? Oh...i guess all of the above cos i can percieve the smell of your dirty unwashed 2 weeks boxers from here! embarassed embarassed

Anumpama nwuru anwu!

grin grin grin
If a mad man says you are sane...... does it not worry you that it takes a mad man to confirm your (in)sanity? grin grin

I am just laughing at the level of stewpidity of these 'things' emanating from the South East!


Well, go and marry her ...or is it just her foolish talk you'all are interested in?

Flat-headed, brainless animals from Biafra! grin grin

Koni Bee'shuo fun gbogbo irandiran yin
. undecided



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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Tells Ladies -never Marry Yoruba Boys,they Are Cheaters,abusive... by lastpage: 11:42pm On Nov 28, 2015
somadinho10:
Let me call Barcanista to give us detailed analysis on why he thinks this woman is mad.......that igbo boy...somadina

Sure, he must have one silly, long Epistle to spew ....on this one also! grin grin grin

Between this Old Cargo and Barcanista, who crase pass? huh huh

Your guess is as good as mine. undecided undecided wink



Orishirishi, end time madness! shocked shocked



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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Tells Ladies -never Marry Yoruba Boys,they Are Cheaters,abusive... by lastpage: 11:35pm On Nov 28, 2015
agadez007:
When Igbos tell 'em that they lack personal hygiene they thinks its an Insult,this Yoloba woman has vindicated Ndigbo

Yorubas,learn to keep Clean
from a concerned igbo boy
Dont make me laugh!

So, it takes this wretched 50yr old, single, 'expired' menopausal old cargo, to VINDICATE you Mor.ons from the South East? shocked shocked shocked

You BIAFRAUDS have really stooped very low!
undecided

Issokay o, you are really vindicated!
grin grin grin



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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Tells Ladies -never Marry Yoruba Boys,they Are Cheaters,abusive... by lastpage:
lawanson44:
Did anyone see her name?

Thank God say she be yoruba lady o!

Cos if it was a Biafra or IPOB woman that said this one now, we no for hear word again!

By the way, there is a proverb that says that it is only your brother who will tell you that your mouth is smelling

grin grin grin grin grin grin
That is why she is waiting for one "IPAD" from Baifruad to come and marry her.

Please dont disappoint her, Biiko'nu!






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BTW: Food don done for Biafruad mo.rons, ......make una gather come spew una ANGER, HATRED and BITTERNESS!
Awon omo'ale
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Tells Ladies -never Marry Yoruba Boys,they Are Cheaters,abusive... by lastpage: 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
prettysolid:
Since I have been saying it,it was assumed I was only being tribalistic. Now we've heard from the horses mouth.
If u also want to know what their women are like, this same woman is a good example ,just read the reply of her brothers to this her statement, then ull get more insight of what their women are like.

They r opening their yansh and I am just here to confirm what I already know and even see if there is a new addition
Both of you (This "Yoruba" lady and Prettyfoolish), have something in common: CONFIRMED FAILURE!

No wonder she is still single at 50yrs OLD................ waiting for a foolish "flat.headed Nnyamirin" to marry her! grin grin


Who "seriously" takes what a wasted 50yr old Agadi-Nnwanyi says about marriage....... if not Muppets with an agenda?
shocked shocked huh huh


The "old cargo" is already suffering from menopause! grin grin grin

Yeye dey smell.



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Politics › Re: Ambode Commissions Helicopters, Gun Boats, Armoured Personel Carriers by lastpage:
Exponental: Flexible cars for police is not a good idea in a country with many bad roads. He should have considered pickups cos of there higher suspension, else the cars get damaged by the roads within a short time and people push blame on police for lack of maintenance.
jteku: Abeg shaaaatttab, why their personal flexible cars no de spoil
You mean you dont understand that "their personal cars" dont cover a ONE YEAR, tenth of the distance a Police vehicle will cover ONE WEEK?

Police need rugged vehicles no doubt.


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Politics › Re: Ambode Commissions Helicopters, Gun Boats, Armoured Personel Carriers by lastpage: 1:19pm On Nov 28, 2015
Exponental:
Flexible cars for police is not a good idea in a country with many bad roads. He should have considered pickups cos of there higher suspension, else the cars get damaged by the roads within a short time and people push blame on police for lack of maintenance.[/quoted]

Abeg shaaaatttab, why their personal flexible cars no de spoil
You mean you dont understand that "their personal cars" dont cover a ONE YEAR, tenth of the distance a Police vehicle will cover ONE WEEK?

Police need rugged vehicles no doubt.


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Politics › Re: Ambode Commissions Helicopters, Gun Boats, Armoured Personel Carriers by lastpage: 1:16pm On Nov 28, 2015
Helives:
I am yet to see what Fayose has commissioned! [/b]Good one Ambode..
[b]Gerrout, you APC slowpoke!

Fayose as commissioned so many things in the past!


Did you not see him eating Roasted Plantain on the roadside?
Did you not see him flexing with Agberos and other Motor Park Touts
Did you not see him abusing Buhari many times over?
Did you not see him buying Corn the other day
I even heard he drank Sachet water.. to show us that he is real "people's man"!

What else do you want him to commission for the good people of Ekiti Sate?


Fayose the role model!





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Politics › Re: You Can’t Use And Dump Us – APC Youths Tell Buhari by lastpage: 9:55pm On Nov 27, 2015
Tallesty1:
Cry Me River Benue
We all know that #WAILING like this, is the TRADEMARK of SaTANoids.... and not some phantom APC Youths

APC Youths have more sense that to lament like #WAILERS.


Stop impersonating, it s a new "low' for you #Wailers




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Crime › Re: Man Accused Of Withdrawing N45 Million Tells His side Of The Story by lastpage: 4:42pm On Nov 26, 2015
Keneking:
Great decision

- Jerry Ogbonna Obike Phillip, Nigerian of South Eastern extraction has done very well
So, in short, you collected #45 Million Naira... for DOING NOTHING, under the Govt of that criminal called Badluck Jonathan?
These Yiibos sef, they really want to ruin this country for us!
angry angry


Well, Stealing is corruption now.... and you are owning this country a lot of CHANGE! undecided undecided

Hiding under some legalise will not help criminals anymore - PMB




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Politics › Re: 44 Ships Expected In Lagos With Foods, Petroleum Products by lastpage: 4:35pm On Nov 26, 2015
MYMINDER:
You have 3.5 years more to continue criticising. Stay strong. Your journey is still far.
Actually, it is going to be Seven and half years! grin grin grin

They should just buckle-up because its going to be a very, very long #WAILING!
I know most of them wont be able to survive that long!
grin grin



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Politics › Re: 44 Ships Expected In Lagos With Foods, Petroleum Products by lastpage: 4:30pm On Nov 26, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"it has gotten to a point where the government announces to us what they wanna ship into this country, I weep for this 'animal' kingdom, are we to start dancing?". Quote me anywhere



Are we to go to the port to welcome the arrival of the goods? PMB is more of a curse to the nations, to welcome it~
Go to your cursed Biafra, with your IPAD supporters.
The starvation that killed over three million of your fathers and grandfathers between 1967 and 1970 is still not forgotten...and may repeat itself soon, if not for the magnanimity of President Buahri


Anuofia, before we say jack, it is these same mo.rons that will storm the Lagos Wharf, looking for awoof food!

Omo'ale Olori'pelebe!





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Travel › Re: Two Ghanaians Arrested In Amsterdam For Pounding Fufu In Their Flat On 7th Floor by lastpage: 3:32pm On Nov 26, 2015
QuotaSystem:
Though this is just a satirical article, in reality the couple deserve being arrested for insisting on being a nuisance after being warned severally. There's a reason [b]fufu flour is sold in almost all European cities. [/b]
They still have to pound the flour!

Anyway, they should have bought some "Foam material" and created a sort of "impact-dampening" couch (or just throw the Mortar on their couch) such that when they pound, the sound is muffled!


But since they have been warned over noise (music and beeping of car horn). l think these ones are the generally noisy Africans you dont want to have as a neighbour!



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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job After 6month I Was Interviewed by lastpage: 3:24pm On Nov 26, 2015
jerome263:
THE GOD WHO HAS DONE IT 4 U, WILL ALSO DO IT 4 ME, BUT MY OWN WILL NOT BE DELAYED LIKE URS IN JESUS NAME AMEN...
grin grin grin grin grin ROFL!


Who told you it was "delayed"?
It was just the perfect time........... God's time! :-\ undecided


Hurry not my dear, HE who created you knew you ought to eat.... He provides for the ANTS, who neither labour nor go to University! shocked shocked



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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job After 6month I Was Interviewed by lastpage: 3:20pm On Nov 26, 2015
Gaucho:
Your marriage opened the doors,whether you believe it or not. Tha k God for taking you from grass the grace. It's a sure sign he has blessed your marriage wholeheartedly. I am so sure,my miracle will happen before this year runs out,IJN. I claim it!!!
Did you read where he said He LOST his job, just two months after marriage?

Why did you not conclude that his marriage brought him disaster.... since he was employed even before marriage? huh huh undecided undecided

Ceteris Paribus. undecided wink



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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job After 6month I Was Interviewed by lastpage: 3:18pm On Nov 26, 2015
Cigarini:
Hello friends, pls pardon my long sermon. I lost my job 2 months after my wedding. Have been trying so hard to secure a new job all to no avail, I ventured into freelancing because man must wack. The freelance thing wasn't steady, I have faced serious hardship all this while. I did a practical interview six months ago with an oil servicing company here in Port Harcourt though I passed the interview they never called. Just day before yesterday I got a call from the operations manager who is an expertrate and he was asking me if am still open and interested for the job, I said yes, so I went there yesterday and was referred to the company's hospital for fitness test and I passed. After negotiation we agreed 3.7M annual salary. I Will be going for induction 2moro @ clients company. God who has done it 4me will do it 4 U. Just believe and it will work. Thank U
Congratulations. May God see you through henceforth.
I can imagine the challenge you went through for that six months, as a newly wed!

Tell us about your "family experience" with your wife during this period.

Maybe others can learn from it





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Politics › Re: Governor Al-Makura Lying On Bug-Infested Mattress In Government School (Pic) by lastpage: 3:15pm On Nov 26, 2015
looseweight:
The oyinbo wey create camera go laugh seeing such stunt. He wants to look sympathetic to their situation but got it wrong with a slippers on while sleeping on the bed
...Yet he did not order that those bad mattresses be replaced and their Hostel fumigated!

Pure FRAUD, Mr Governor of Nasarawa State!

Do the right thing and stop pretending!




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Politics › Re: Northern Lawmakers Kick Against Birth Control, Say It Is Anti- Islam. by lastpage: 3:10pm On Nov 26, 2015
cenaboy:
This is the more reason why they should go to their northern protectorate and leave[b] us[/b] alone for good
Who is "US"?

Why dont you phucking bug-off to your own Eastern protectorate?

Nigeria is one and shall remain one.
Whatever challenges some parts have, we have the capability to "assist them" overcome it afterall, none of us is perfect in any way.




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Politics › Re: Northern Lawmakers Kick Against Birth Control, Say It Is Anti- Islam. by lastpage: 3:08pm On Nov 26, 2015
sameer1212:
bastard. What is your tribe before I engage words with low life like youhuh
Why would you descend low to engage an imp like that?
Just ignore the Eediot and let him/her wallow in their ignorance.



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Politics › Re: Northern Lawmakers Kick Against Birth Control, Say It Is Anti- Islam. by lastpage: 3:06pm On Nov 26, 2015
DonPizzaro:
That religion is obsolete.Designed for the stone and dark ages when they probably needed numbers.
These foolish and impactless islamic northern lawmakers will just keep us in backwardness.
Go to china and learn how they managed their population.
The world is fast evolving beyond religion not God.

Insult Me and beg for life.
I agree with you!

Islam needs to "RE-INVENT, EVOLVE and REBRAND" itself...... just like Christianity did, after the dark ages of Crusading.

But their are too many ignorant "Islamic Schoolers" who benefit from the current status-quo who dint want such evolution to take place.

"Those who fail to evolve, will eventually go extinct".
... its just a question of time



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BTW: What did you say about insulting you? You phucking Muppet! shocked shocked grin grin
Politics › Re: Northern Lawmakers Kick Against Birth Control, Say It Is Anti- Islam. by lastpage: 2:58pm On Nov 26, 2015
uboma:
Most Muslims and their way of thinking still remains a mystery to me. Visit the North and see children littered everywhere with little or no parental care. These little children are left on their own to fend for themselves (begging with their plates) at a very young age under harsh conditions.

This makes me think of a select few Muslims who are married to just one wife and have less than 5 children. Don't these set of Muslims employ birth control measures in their lives? Does their lifestyle weaken their faith as Muslims?



At the end of the day, it is these abandoned children on the streets that take up arms (after being bribed with some money) to kill other innocent people(of other faith inclusive) and destroy homes and properties on the request of a few disgruntled elements.


The Northerns need to go back to the drawing board or they will continue to heap problems for themselves.
Caveat: I am a Christian

I dont think the "number of wives" has anything to do with the "NUMBER or QUALITY of Children"... a family has!

*I have seen a family of one wife without any Children ...while l have also seen a similar set-up, with eleven (Yes, 11) children
* I have seen a man married with three wives yet he has just six children ....while his neighbour with a single wife, has eight (cool children
* I have seen a family with only one child, that ended-up being a truant, a cultist and complete embarrassment to the parents
*I have also seen a family of six (mine) where all the Children had at least, a master's degree, all doing well in life


Thus, l want to conclude that the number of children one has, is a concious decision of the husband and wife (wives) ..
And how you train those children and how they turn out in life, is primarily a function of the amount of TIME and ENERGY you invest in them, as they grow up.


Most people think once you shower your kids with money and provide everything they demand for, they will turn out well?
Answer is "No".

The "Personal time" you spend with your children, checking their behaviour and correcting it on a daily basis, going through their home work with them, praying with them, eating with them, listening to them, encouraging them, boosting their confidence, teaching them about the morals and values/pitfalls of life, living a "good example" in their presence, e.t.c contributes more to their success, than MONEY.


Ofcourse, if you have a good amount of money to boot, it makes the job easier.

Those children you see up North are a product of ignorant and selfish parents whose "mentality" are also brainwashed by their religion, to a large extent.

We in the Southern part of Nigeria, even amongst Muslims, seem to place much premium on the success of our children ..maybe because we see them as a "continuation of our own life", after we die.
We just "love and cherish" life, ....and being alive, than the average Northerner.




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Travel › Re: My Near Crash Experience With Arik Air Yesterday by lastpage: 2:32pm On Nov 26, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"failure in my animal language means BUHARI Biafra and IPAD IPOB, soon some programed animals will soon come here to blame GEJ after 6 months of leaving the seat of the president". Quote me anywhere
You and your lineage obviously need a BRAIN!

FIXED, .....phucking Flat Head





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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Faces JAIL In South Africa by lastpage: 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2015
Lordave:
You don't fight which fùcking church?

If the church constitutes public nuisance or disobeys the law, the law enforcement agencies pull it down.
The church is not the only public gathering body, [b]it deserves no preferential treatment.

Moreover, Chris is not a church, he's just a coordinator who must abide by the law or face a lengthy jail term for hoodwinking the public and failing to declare how much he made from the fraud. [/b]
Relax and stop eschewing IGNORANCE!

I am all for "war against corruption" be it from a religious body (Church, Mosque, e.t.c) but at the same time, l am all for fairness to EVERYONE.

1.) The Church is a "Charity organisation" and there are Laws governing the operation and filing of accounts of such Charities.
If the law says they are not to publish annual accounts, then there is nothing anyone can do.... except that law is changed

2.) Chris is the head of that Church... but he is also not the accountant!
In as much as l want to believe they all dip their hands into "God's Money"! grin
l also know that these "pimping, con-men" are not that stewpid as not to "insulate" themselves. So, the law needs to be smart in this regard.

3.) When you say "Hoodwinking", you probably are thinking the "Law" has an excuse for foolish people who willingly surrender their money to the Church?
NO!
As long as people are stewpid enough to part with their money (probably under the promise of going to heaven, which they know they dont even deserve ... "who is trying to hoodwink who here"?)... you cannot blame the love-vendor of a Pastor who collects the money!

Like most things with South Africans, they dont reason deeply and like to introduce "Bigotry" into their actions.
What they need to do is to educate their people to STOP being gullible and parting with their money.


And Pastor Chris is right (though l am no fan of his in anyway), if the enabling laws/Constitution does not empower this woman to ask the Church to bring their Accounts, trying to intimidate them would not work.
They have a right to seek redress in Court, where a competent JUDGE would examine the Constitution and determine whether she is going beyond her Powers or not.


No one should be afraid of going to court or being taken to court, as long as you abide by the law.
Just my humble take



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Crime › Re: Robbers Smash Baby On The Road While Robbing Mom (photo) by lastpage: 2:06pm On Nov 26, 2015
lawanson44:
Name Checkers Associasion (Abuja Branch) reporting for duty!

I have[b] came[/b] come, seen, and will submit my report! grin grin
You go school at all? huh huh shocked


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Crime › Re: Robbers Smash Baby On The Road While Robbing Mom (photo) by lastpage: 2:05pm On Nov 26, 2015
basilo101:
Yorubas are the problem with Nigeria -- Sanusi

Crime › Re: Robbers Smash Baby On The Road While Robbing Mom (photo) by lastpage: 2:04pm On Nov 26, 2015
free2ryhme:
This is sickening!
It is disappointing of our judicial system.

The robbers had attempted to commit a murder in the sense that the baby could have as well died while his head was hit on the ground.

Now let’s ask ourselves the simple and clear question: Should this kind of offence be bailable?

The robbers have to be dealt with approriately and the should be made to serve as scapegoats to others in their shoes.

I strongly believe if the victim had be a relative to the Magistrate presiding over this matter, the judgement would have been much sterner than this!
The "Law" is coded (written) and how you feel, even if you are the Judge, is not part of the "code".
The law states for x, y, z offence, bail can be granted... on a,b,c conditions.

So, the Judge just takes a look at the offence...and checks the "Law books", then applies what he/she sees there!
That is why we say "The law is a BLIND Ass"!

Now, when an "accused criminal" pleads NOT GUILTY at first hearing, the normal procedure is to adjourn the case (this allows the criminal to also gather evidence and file their own defense) while either remanding the accused in custody or granting them bail, depending on where the "charges" fall on the statutes book. It also allows the Judge the time to properly "consider the crime, the applicable laws and punishment".

So, in this case, the "charges filed by the Police" fall under the BAILABLE criteria.

Dont forget, the matter is still adjourned and they would still have to answer for their crime!


As long as Bribery is not involved (though these mofos that cat perfect their bail conditions are not liely to have enough to bribe a Judge anyway...... but the I.P.O is a "weak link" and we know the kind of |humans" that Police people are! undecided )

So, lets "chill" and put our feeling son hold for now.



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Properties › Re: CONSTRUCTION PROCESS OF TERRACE BUILDING &BLOCK OF FLAT AT LEKKI by lastpage: 9:50am On Nov 26, 2015
Kudos to you for that.
Keep it up


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Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Writes On The ''Killing Of 105 Soldiers By Boko Haram'' by lastpage: 9:45am On Nov 26, 2015
holyokoto:
am not talking of Yemen here, many nation has lost more than hundred soldiers at a blow due to rocket invasion. I said am a 2ic platoon commander to 157 Battalion which was said lost 105 soldiers just a day. how? where were the soldiers manufactured without my knowledge. no soldier is lost even a boot is not missing. I can see most Nigerians are praying for disasters to mock Buhari. I held no Love for Buhari, but am not praying for our soldiers to die in the battle. The highest casualty recorded so far was in Bama 11 Sept 2014. Where we lost 29 ground troops, 5 military police, a commanding officer Chumba Muhammad and a captain. If you guys like keep believing and spreading folklores.
Nigerians have IGNORED these ANGRY, BITTER and HATEFUL Bigots saying that rubbish!
Tell your Troops they have the support of 95% of Nigerians (and that is more than enough)
Tell them we pray for them daily.
Tell them we are "together" in this war against terrorist.

Tell them, God-willing, we shall be victorious.

Long Live Nigerian Army, Long Live Nigeria, Long live Nigerians




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