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laudate:
Chukwu Nnà, bikō zọpùṭa ānyị n’aka ndị niiìṇe nā-akpọ ānyị asì!! Why does the fact that you do not know my ethnicity, give you such sleepless night, biko?? Bia kete, wetin concern me for inside your matter?? Na wetin I take resemble lastpage? Do we have the same hairstyle, or do we share the same passport?? You well so??

When the hate locked up in a man's soul starts to seep into his veins, it not only poisons his entire system, it destroys his mental faculty, which is exactly what is happening to you. Abeg, read my lips - I am NOT last page. Stop hallucinating and seek a cure for your psychotic delusions.

Last word: Get rid of the bile within your soul before it kills you!!



No mind dem. Na so dem dey do!

StOla:
"How much did Jim Nwobodo stole that Buhari regime jailed him?"

-Goodluck Jonathan, 2015.


“Over 70% of what are called corruption (cases), even by EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes Commission) and other anti-corruption agencies, is not corruption, but common stealing.”

-Goodluck Jonathan, May 2014.


Someone who cares about the fight against corruption should please answer the above question posed by the dunce, as a birthday gift.

Royalfurnitures:
Sir I will tell you nothing but the truth. Those sofas you're seeing are made of Epi and shaworo wood and they are as strong as mahogany wood. You can ask people that know more about wood to tell you about epi and shaworo.

dadem:
Forbes releases list of 50 wealthiest Africans.
Aliko Dangote retains no 1 spot. Only 5 Nigerians are certified billionaires. They are:

1. Aliko Dangote - $16.5 B
2. Mike Adenuga - $3.5 B
3. Folorunsho Alakija - $1.7 B
4. Femi Otedola - $1.6 B
5. Abdulsamad Rabiu - $1 B

Other Nigerians were on the list but aren't billionaires:

1. Tony Elumelu - $700 M
2. Jim Ovia - $550 M
3. Muhammad Idimi - $500 M
4. Orjo Uzor Kalu - $330 M

http://www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/#tab:overall

ransomed:
::-- Government only ban importation of new ones. Those in market will not be affected, people at home using the generator will neither be arrested nor the generator be seized from them. The op just twisted the topic to weep whip up sentiment in order to insult PMB. Thanks.

tuzle:
dere is no difference btw naija and no mans land. what do u call a country where dere is no unity. how can a divided nation fight against corruption, bokoharam. i dont hate buhari but dis country is headin into disaster if we dont unite and fight together. but i doubt dat is possible because the igbo will remain big PIG headed, the yoruba big mouthed and the hausa will keep to demselve

teebaxy:
I'm beginning to hate this hell rufai guy, abi what is he always looking for in Abuja...him dey enter abj like say abj na him government house

wirinet:
What would IPOB/TAN have said if NJC had investigated a judge, found him/her guilty and send a recommendation letter for sack or retirement and Buhari declined. Let me guess some sensational headlines.

- BUHARI SUPPORTS CORRUPTION, fails to sack corrupt judge.
- IS THE CHANGE WE VOTED FOR? Buhari goes against NJC's fight against corruption.

Subsequently any case handled by the said judge would make headlines.

These IPOB SaTANoids are mentally corrupt and just open their bucal cavity and effuse anal oduor like a Camel!

They are as slippery as an Eel and just flip-flop like a slippers

ZESTN:
We quit respect the President`s stance on corruption but We do not and will not support his Hypocrisy and corruption antics/attributes.
How could the President Nominate and worst still, confirm Amaechi who for over three years brought the Judiciary to a stand-still in Rivers State. denying people their right to justice. closing down the only hope of the common man.
Even at the directives of the Former President; that the Federal High Courts in Rivers State should commence sitting. Two days after, all the Federal High Courts in Rivers State were set on Fire, one after the other, consecutively by Amaechi's executioners
Today, Amaechi is being celebrated as One of Buharis "Super Ministers." No prosecution, No Order of Arrest, even the report of Amaechi's corrupt practices was rejected. All because those corrupt acts were indulged to put him (Buhari) and his cohorts on Long craved seats.
My Advice: Buhari should watch his steps. he's sleeping into a dungeon. The South South Geopolitical-Political zone will bring him, his North and S/w accomplices to zero. It's a fact.

stexsy:
Did they carry out any investigation?

Bubu the joker

ril19:
Just Imagine PEJ In That Hall During English Language Exam.

klax:
Oh mine oh mine I have read this master piece over and over this is the biggest truth of all time. The fact was nailed in the head. I'm so impress by this post it's pretty piece full if wisdom.

Now listen all you brethren biafra criers read between your 2 fingers and define the meaning of what you are trying to embark on. Kanu has committed treason and felony offense and by the law he can not be a free man he must learn his lesson. I'm from the east by parent but I'm yet to accept east as my origin simply[b] because I have no hate in my blood[/b], I'm not and never biafra fan, ojukwu personally offended me and one good day i will strike one of his relative as retaliation for causing war that made my grandfather lost 5 boys his children who suppose to be my uncle today simply because one ojukwu commander name witheld came to my grand parent villaage and forcefully drafted all my supposed uncle to join biafra and till today none return as a result of this the shock killed my grandfather as you all know how son is so important in that side for a man to lost five boys to a war he did not even know what caused it. As for that commander I have his photo in my hand and i have though he is old now living in the North I have tracked 2 of his kids and know where they live one thing i will promise the igbo here tonight as i have promised my father is I will pay back I will strike like a scorpion I was born in a millitary home grew up in it and live in i knew what to do and how to do it when I'm ready and their is no going back in that mission and i will not let go my father has tried to persuade me to let go but i refused bluntly and I won't listen unless I unleash the pay back but for kanu fed govt should not release him and I mean it, he is a nonentity. Nothing more. If you want to fight Fed govt you may go ahead mind you and get it right that you will see graviest consequence worst than 1966 ok.

ikechu1278:
Under his laudate account this pathethic monkey illiterate will claim "I'm not tribalist. I'm not yoloba.". Just watch what the f00l wrote under his real ID.

More reason I support the complete destruction of that zoo called Niggeria. If I can find away to actual send money not just to ipob but to boko haram, I'll f2king do so in a heartbeat. Isis should hurry up already and invade that disgraceful nation and wipe you nigg@s off the face of the earth.

Each and EVERYONE of una, you especially, deserve death and living in that zoo nation I know for sure your life is limited and you death is near. Worthless, buff00n

Eeyaah!....Na so e pain you reach?!

Just hang urself now

Prime Minister said: If it talks like a Terrorist, walks like a Terrorist, boasts like a Nnyamiri.... then it is a Terrorist.
British Citizens fight for britain, ..... not some "Phantom Biafra"!
If he is lucky to escape from Nigeria back to the U.K, we will send him to jail, just like anyone that has gone abroad to places like Syria, to fight a sovereign Government!

BTW: [/b]DSS will not kill Nnamdi Kanu.
I heard that he had a heart attack why using your donation to flex two women at the same time, in an Hotel!

[b]So, end of Story. Nnamdi Kanu is "bad" history!

Jesusloveyou:
is like i am d only one enjoying dis change

Seawhy:
Nnamdi Kanu is the "Biafra man of the year"

shamecurls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfAVrh06fA

Zinicc:
All of you should 'shut.up' and stop calling Bubu's name, why should he worry over what he does not understand..
Why pushing him to obey the law.

Question: Does a man obey what he does not understand.

See his result and conclud it yourself..?.

nnachukz:
Nigeria a country without law or where her first citizen also known as the president doesn't even obey any law. To him the court is useless but expects to use it to get all his boys to power against the people's wish.

STORY-STORY!


When that Eediot was making treasonous statement, fools like you were applauding him and did not think of "law" by then.

Infact, Buhari as Executive President, has a lot of consitutional Powers he can invoke to keep that wretched animal in Detention for the rest of his miserable life............ irrespective of what one "Magistrate level" court says or maybe yo think this is a "divorce or two-fighting case"?

That Nnamdi kanu will rot in Jail, you'all can go jump in the Lagoon.

The Nigerian Army has issued a warning to you: Behave or be annihilated a second time.

kaboninc:
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Ngalaba1:
Who owns REMITA??

betrani:
And who says civil service doesn't have the best of brains??! Speaking from a skewed corner and myopic standpoint is what most "daddy backpacks" will always have to say!

Even the "PAY" is an indication of where the BRAINS are!
You pay PEANUTS... you end up with MONKEYS ......... is a cliché that is well known

IyaIode:
I give it to you then

micayo:
Go and read about a company going public. I pity you self-glorifying ignorant morons. You too try and read and don't be restricted. Read (k'awe)

Please "SHUT UP" as you have been told......

You are sounding more pathetic by the minute!!!

If you have any FACT (concerning the "shareholders" ...of a "private" company! ), put it on the table and stop rambling

kodded:
[b]

Kodded FATHER is one zombie sported
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This is what i find in REMITA, now my question are why did Nigeria Government have to pay all this fees to a company while there is CBN?

Second . Since the REMITA is setup for Nigeria government does it suppose to make profit from the same Government and to the money, who does it goes to?

Third. If is of transparency as Government claim why not it be open to Nigerians to knows how much we have and how income and expenses are done.

Please this what i think should somebody quote me wrong do not hestate to correct me.

luvmijeje:
Heheehe! Fayose the one and only thug we have as a Governor have the gut to call someone else a tout and not just anyone but the distinguish, refine, intelligent and the best publicity secretary this country have ever produce. He is a joker.

CLOWN is more like it!

A complete Razz, as we say!

IyaIode:
Acting like a thug how? You have an offender struggling with a law enforcement officer, he would have been stunned in saner society.

Thereafter he would face separate charges for assault.

Is the driver being held for a flat tire? I have seen lastma officers help people push their broken vehicles

xklucvG:
But is Fayose wrong for asking the simple question "who owns REMITA" shouldn't there be transparency in a govt. of democracy?

Are we going back to the days of PDP. I ask again who owns REMITA?

This is where REMITTA comes-in.

All money due to the Fed Govt goes into that Single Treasury Account (TSA) and no one can take money from it without. You can only pay-into it!

Withdrawal from it is monitored by the Accountant general of the Federation.
You are allocated a certain amount in the budget.
You need money to execute a project, you tell the Accountant General and he asks you to draw-down from it.
You can only take what you need, from it. No Excess. And it can be VERIFIED!

alcmene:
The Special Assistant to the Ekiti State Governor on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka has described the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed as unfit to speak for any decent government, saying, “he speaks like a tout.”

Olayinka, who reacted to statement by the Minister that Governor Ayodele Fayose and others kicking against President Muhammadu Buhari’s Treasury Single Account policy should return to elementary school, said it was shameful that the Minister ran away from the main issue and chose to attack personalities.

Lai-Mohammed
Minister of Information & Culture, Lai Mohammed
Olayinka said: “Now that Daddy Lai Mohammed has been elevated to the position of the spokesperson of the Federal Government of Nigeria, he needs to be purged of the APC basket mouth syndrome that made him to speak like a tout.”

Governor Fayose’s spokesperson insisted that the Federal Government must explain to Nigerians why and how it mortgaged their existence to a single company that has made what no manufacturing companies with thousands of employees can make in one month.

Olayinka said “Ekiti State under Governor Fayose is managing its finances perfectly well without the Treasury Single Account, which is obviously aimed at enriching a few individuals at the expense of Nigerians.”

He advised President Buhari to urgently de-brief Lai Mohammed so that he will operate normally as a spokesperson of the government and not APC propagandist.

Olayinka said: “At 63, Lai Mohammed should know that speaking for the federal government of Nigeria is different from speaking for the APC, which he did by always tying corn to his anus while dancing naked at the market place.

“He should know that opposition is a major ingredient of democracy and any democratic government devoid of opposition must be ready to embrace anarchy.

“It is therefore the duty of Nigerians, especially the National Assembly to ask questions on the administration of the resources being held in trust for them by those in power and it is the responsibility of government at all levels to explain.

“When a man like Lai Mohammed, who is employed and being paid with tax payers’ money now chooses to insult Nigerians just because they ask questions, sane minds should pity the President who employed such a loquacious person to speak for his government.

“As for Governor Fayose, he will continue to uphold the truth and speak in the overall interest of Nigerians, not minding the offensive odour emanating from the propaganda infected mouths of Lai Mohammed and his ilk.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/tsa-fayoses-aide-fires-back-says-lai-mohammed-speaking-like-a-tout/

IyaIode:
Really? let this driver try this nonsense in a civilised country, he would have been shot with a stun gun

MadCow1:
Chai.. Lastpage ..


I have taken the liberty of pulling the fine rates from the LASTMA website.

This way we have a reference to debate with.

Tell me what your take is on the rates contained therein.

I would think that there should be "zero tolerance" for operating a vehicle that is not certified as "road worthy" (If we actually test the vehicle as against just collecting money and issuing a "Worthless Certificate" .... moreso one that will be used to carry "members of the Public" for a fee!

Can you imagine that such offence has no financial penalty? NO FINE, just impound and ask them to go and buy the Certificate later!
Yet we have a fine of #50,000 for "abandoning a Vehicle on the Highway" .... with a six months imprisonment to boot!