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madridguy:
They will surely meet their waterloo soon. That is why you see some of our military officers die like chicken. Useless set of zombies.

this is not a question of meeting "Waterloo".

go back to the scene, ask around if you can get anyone who has the video.
Check Social media like Yotube for it (you know Nigerians love their camera phone)

gather evidence (You already have the name of the senior officer and you have their barracks)

Write a petition, through your Lawyer, to the Army high command

If you dont get a response, "i-Report it" to Channels, grant interviews, e.t.c
Write an "Open letter" in the Newspapers, to president Buhari ..... there are certain things the Top echelon of the Army dont like.


When you fight with someone stronger than you, you need to "fight smartly".


To force someone to withdraw money from their bank account, under threat, is a "criminal act".
That alone can cuase them t be discharged from the Army.
Think about it.



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lalasticlala:
Yakubu Aiyegbeni Turns 33 Today!

Happy birthday to Aiyegbeni..

@Op

please correct the error in your headline!


You mean to write "turns 53" Birthday ........ but wrote 33, l am very sure!

Happy 53rd Birthday, Grand-Daddy Aiyegbeni


#Doping.Age!



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Psalm18:
21. Unbelievable.
Anybody reading this that still insist on sending their child or relative to an all male boarding school have them selves to blame.
Avoid stories that touch, send your child both male or female to a good day school, you can monitor them better.
Most boarding schools are nothing but dens of homosexuality practice. The forms Masters don't care, the school authorities cannot police the students efficiently so you are left with hormone raging seniors taking advantage of young boys and girls who in turn take advantage of others later on.
Peace.

That is where they learn how to use iron Clothes hanger, to remove pregnancy, right there within the hostel!

I hate Singe school or Boarding, with passion



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olanje:
Where are the parents of the missing Chibok girls? and why are they not crying out again? or hv they suddenly found their girls without letting Nigerians know? and where is Abubaka Shekau?Oby Ezekwesilli is not campaigning again ,
All this questions is what i expect Nigerians to ask Where are the parents of the missing Chibok girls? and why are they not crying out again? or hv they suddenly found their girls without letting Nigerians know? and where is Abubaka Shekau?Oby Ezekwesilli is not campaigning again ,
All this questions is what i expect BUHARI

The Parents of the girls have been told the truth .... by their President, Muhamadu Buhari: The fate of the girls cannot be fully determined until Boko terrorists are annihilated completely.

They know Buhari is firing on all cylinders, on this Boko issue and they know they are not been deceived.

Thus, they are "anxiously waiting" and following events as they unfold.

Since they are not #WAILERS who wail over nothing ...nor SaTANoids who are "PAID #WAILERS"..... you should not expect to find them #Wailing ceaselessly like...

You can #WAIL.... if that was your intention, Buhari has his Headphones on! .



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omogidi234:
Congratulation to the newly Wed. By the way, you mean Aisha was in town yesterday and roads were not closed?

There is a huge difference between Aisha who is at home "in-power" and firmly under the control of her husband ...

... and that other overbearing one who came to Lagos and they had to prevent the DANA Airlines plane from landing until it crashed-landed at Iju area of Lagos, after running out of fuel due to endless "circling and waiting for landing clearance" because a "fat Shepopotamus" wants to take off at the airport!
Everybody on-board that DANA Airlines plane got burnt to death!


Closing Lagos because the wife of a President is around, belongs to the era of "I never had shoes"...

NEVER AGAIN! ...NEVER!! Good riddance to BAD RUBBISH



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TonyeBarcanista:
Nigerians want development not celeb pictures please.

[size=14pt]Enemy of Progress!

na so E pain una reach!

Kontinue to #WAIL[/size]



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EgunMogaji:
As a good friend and supporter of Shidex, I offer to demo any and all software personally to a certain Engineer in its employment

KolaShangOne, I use SnagIt (free trial available) on my work laptop but I also have Preview that came on my MacBook Air.

[s]I will give Kolashangone a full version of Snagit with the activation License ... for free.

Question is how do l l get it to him since l still wish to remain anonymous to everyone on nairaland?

@KolashangOne:

if you have an Email you can put here for me, l will try and drop the Exec-file and the License number.
All you need do is run it and license it.[/s]

Dont update it ..otherwise you will need to buy another License.


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Edit: I think what you will need is just the License, to make that free trial a full version 7.25.

I just love your work... very neat.

I am looking forward to how those "Ring Pillars" will eventually turn out.

Very inventive, l dare say.

More grease to your elbow.



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Happy Sunday to everybody


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Chekitaut:
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How many times did l call you?

Remove that Ten Thousand Naira you added to that price otherwise there would be E-fight right away!


I am not smiling at you at all!



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gabbytabby:
A project in ajah axis there was a mountain of iron rod delivered during the day and about midnight some ewele came and carted a great chunk of it off.

ROFL!

"Ewele" indeed!

One house at Ikorodu, they use Mortar/Cement to chock the Aluminium windows till about 6pm in the evening, by next morning some "Ewele" had removed all the windows before daybreak!
The site does not have a maiguard though.


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mufutau55:
I have told you in the past that you are very lucky to have this kind of brother. Please be nice to him in return, he deserves it.
That is one good person out of 100. Personal experience don kill me...
Once my mother supported one of my brother to chop, she knows but never told me, I took the money from her monthly feeding allowance and the whole family heard about it and blamed her... and since then she never, ever get involved again.
Imagine out of 9 kids, I am the only one caring for her for many decades... and still supporting the lousy one... they all take me for granted.

Hajji M.

Dont worry Hajji, at times, l think God has a "destiny" for each of us.... and a "responsibility" to go with it.
With such "responsibility", l also think if we discharge it properly, the Heavens also ensure that we dont lack what it takes to fulfil that destiny.

My Mum has a few words she use to say
*The hand of the Giver, is always On-Top.
*Only those that "have",... can "give". You cant give, if you dont have!
*Giving puts a "mentality" into your psyche such that you will always strive to have more (because of those you need to give to)... and you will always have more!

Look at it this way: Do you think you are the hardest-working/smartest person around.... that God has blessed you this far/much?
*If riches are 'directly derivable' from hardwork, dont you think those people that do "Alabaru" should be the richest in this world?

Let me say something today: There is a "BIG blessing" attached to those who care for their parents.
A Parent's curse/prayer (with good reason) on a child will stick like Evo Stik Gum!


Finally, "l would rather God bless me, so l can continue to help others...than God bless others, so l can beg them to assist me"!

Continue to do it and just ask them to continue to "say a prayer for you", in return.
Thats all you need.


More blessings.


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spyder880:
This country needs real re orientation. I cannot understand when or how things got this bad but the desperation to defraud people is surprising, but relatives stealing from their own blood is unforgivable.

You can say that again!

It's even more frightening when l see the "moral compass" of the younger generation and how they dont even give a hoot about such things.

We are used to hearing that the "Old generation" has failed the nation.... and that is very true because most of the evil the younger ones are exhibiting, they copied from older folks........... but they have now "re-invented and re-patent" it is such an alarming manner.

Imagine, the robbery around Agbara about a wekk ago and how they just wasted people, including a pregnant woman, like they are ants?
I am wondering..." How will it look like, say in 40yrs from now"?

We need to talk to ourselves otherwise, we will be our own worst enemy in a few years time.



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gabbytabby:
What I can't stand is not being able to trust your mother I can almost forgive anybody but mother that will be pouring sand in your progress is no mother in my book.

Its called GREED!

That thing called Greed knows no 'blood relation'.
Nothing is beyond a greedy person!

When it comes to "speaking on the side of integrity", you Maam is one person l respect a lot, for that.

You wont know why and l wont say why but some years back, you stood for TRUTH... when everyone was playing 'eye-service'.
Since then, l have checked out your positions on so many other issues and you have remained consistent.
If you say something is "1", l know anyone and everyone can bank on it.

I still cant figure-out a way to meet you in person without blowing my own cover.


Anyway, l can only wish you well... from afar!



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twinskenny:
Thank you sir..

i have installed wireless cam in some places here.. the issue is the availability of those cameras... only have two combo here.. which is pretty expensive....

Oga Twins-Kay,
You can import them directly from China, from sites like Allibaba (The ones in Europe/America are costlier though they have better quality) so availability should not be a problem.

Let me also add that l do understand there are "unique' problems with buying things from overseas, within our Nigerian "delivery channels" (Pilferage, non-delivery, e.t.c)
If you have a customer that really needs them, and you are finding it difficult to get, holla me and l can help you buy/take delivery of them offshore and resend to you in Lagos..... but l dont think its as difficult as you think.
The disadvantage of such 'offshore' delivery is that it is more expensive as you have to pay a higher rate of VAT and probably Import duty.

More Grease to your elbow.


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CharlyNick:
You are absolutely correct bro. I agree with you that you do unto your neighbours same as you would do to God. But don't mis quote that: This is not applicable to tithe bro.

You can show your neighbours as much love as you can but NOT WITH TITHES as this is God's and not even the PASTORS.

There is a percentage of every of your income that should go to the Needy [depending on what u decide to give and NOT UNDER COMPULSION] but YOUR TITHES shouldn't be an alternative to that.


I HAVE ASKED YOU TO SHOW ME A POTION IN THE BIBLE WHERE GOD INSTRUCTED THAT TITHES SHOULD BE GIVEN YOU THE POOR AND YOU'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO ASCERTAIN YOUR CLAIMS.

We are all learning here though........

Read the second to the last line of my Post that you quoted: It says this has nothing to do with tithe!

Again, God NEVER said Tithe should be given to the Poor, HE said we should "Eat our Tithe, OURSELVES".

Let me quote again, the Bible's position on Tithe, as contained in my previous post.

[quote author=Lastpage! ]Everyone should ponder on the following verses:

Deuteronomy 14:22 - 29 KJV “Then shalt thou turn it (your Tithe) into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose. And you shall bestow that money (use it to buy) for whatsoever your soul desires , for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever your soul desires; and you shall eat there before the LORD your God, and you shall rejoice, you, and your household

Please take good note of those phrases l have colored in red!

*The Bible says TITHE is about FOOD/FARM PRODUCE
*But if that "Produce" is too heavy to carry to the place "the Lord shall choose", SELL the PRODUCE and CONVERT IT TO CASH
*Take the MONEY in your hand and USE IT TO BUY WHATSOEVER YOUR (OWN) SOUL DESIRES! (I love this part)
*The Bible gives example of what you can buy (if your soul desires it).... and notice that among them is ALCOHOL! (strong wine)!
(when next they tell you God forbids drinking of alcohol, take a bottle on me, as God bless you!)
*Then SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR TITHE (having use it to buy food and drinks) in the presence of your God
(Note that it did not say "Give it to church or give it to your Pastor)
*After eating well and having a good drink on top, Bible says REJOICE, with your HOUSEHOLD in the presence of Jehovah your God

This is the whole essence of Tithe. USE IT TO BUY FOOD AND DRINKS, CONSUME IT BEFORE GOD AND REJOICE BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY.




Again, see Deuteronomy 14:22 - 29 KJV

Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year.

And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always


Does anyone wonder why the word EAT! EAT!! is repeated along with the word TITHE?

Hecause our God wants us to be happy and rejoice in his presence
He wants us to "fear his NAME", as the one who provides all these things for us


If you have not started "EATING YOUR TITHE"..... better start now so that your God in Heaven can see you "be Happy and rejoice" with your household, in HIS PRESENCE!


I nor fit shout, if you want to dash your Pastor, your tithe... so that Only the Pastor can eat and rejoice before God, that is your problem!
God will continue to enlarge your Pastor while you continue to wallow in Poverty.

May God open our eyes and ears (Amen)


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CharlyNick:
Matt 25:35 Reads= For I was an Hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger and ye took me in........

This is Jesus speaking. Did he in anyway mentioned about the Poor/Needy?


Please this does not explain my Point.


Remember in that same Mattew, Jesus healed the sick cast out demons, cured all kinds of diseases to as many that were afflicted in one way or the other. But when it was the turn of those who were Poor, the Bible says JESUS MINISTERED/THOUGHT THEM THE WORLD. [He didn't pray for them to get wealth, he showed them THE principles to get wealth]

Don't get me wrong bro, God/Jesus is VERY COMPASSIONATE WHEN IT COMES TO THE POOR. He has compassion for them meaning: he can't stand seeing them Hungry........ [Remember the 5loaves of Bread and 2 fishes]? That's what am talking about.

That was a PARABLE used to explain to us that "Whatever we do to our neighbour, we also "as likewise", do it unto Jesus.
What this means is that "You cannot claim to love Jesus, if you do not love your neighbour".


Its has NOTHING to do with TITHE.
Dont get it twisted please


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Everyone should ponder on the following verses:

Deuteronomy 14:22 - 29 KJV “Then shalt thou turn it (your Tithe) into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose. And you shall bestow that money (use it to buy) for whatsoever your soul desires , for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever your soul desires; and you shall eat there before the LORD your God, and you shall rejoice, you, and your household

Please take good note of those phrases l have colored in red!

*The Bible says TITHE is about FOOD/FARM PRODUCE
*But if that "Produce" is too heavy to carry to the place "the Lord shall choose", SELL the PRODUCE and CONVERT IT TO CASH
*Take the MONEY in your hand and USE IT TO BUY WHATSOEVER YOUR (OWN) SOUL DESIRES! (I love this part)
*The Bible gives example of what you can buy (if your soul desires it).... and notice that among them is ALCOHOL! (strong wine)!
(when next they tell you God forbids drinking of alcohol, take a bottle on me, as God bless you!)
*Then SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR TITHE (having use it to buy food and drinks) in the presence of your God
(Note that it did not say "Give it to church or give it to your Pastor)
*After eating well and having a good drink on top, Bible says REJOICE, with your HOUSEHOLD in the presence of Jehovah your God

This is the whole essence of Tithe. USE IT TO BUY FOOD AND DRINKS, CONSUME IT BEFORE GOD AND REJOICE BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY.




Again, see Deuteronomy 14:22 - 29 KJV

Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year.

And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always


Does anyone wonder why the word EAT! EAT!! is repeated along with the word TITHE?

Hecause our God wants us to be happy and rejoice in his presence
He wants us to "fear his NAME", as the one who provides all these things for us


If you have not started "EATING YOUR TITHE"..... better start now so that your God in Heaven can see you "be Happy and rejoice" with your household, in HIS PRESENCE!


I nor fit shout, if you want to dash your Pastor, your tithe... so that Only the Pastor can eat and rejoice before God, that is your problem!
God will continue to enlarge your Pastor while you continue to wallow in Poverty.

May God open our eyes and ears (Amen)


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sweatlana: His opinion.
The bible is very clear on tithe it say " bring into my house" that's not the same as philanthropy.
Every serious Christian should pay tithe.

STOP being mischeivious!

When you make a Biblical quote, dont just write the few lines that catches your fancy!

"...bring ye all the tithe into d storehouse that there may be FOOD..."Mal 3:10.

Bring "WHAT" ........ into my House?

Is it bring MONEY into my House?
is it bring PRODUCE into my house?
Of what purpose is that thing that is required to be brought into "my house"?
Does that purpose still apply in todays monetised world?


As Christians, we are "FOLLOWERS of Christ's EXAMPLE" ......... that i why we are called Christ-ians.

Did Christ EVER PAY TITHE, even once?
Answer is "No"!
So, if paying Tithe was that important, how come Christ who we follow and is our example, never paid tithe, even once?



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Annunaki:
Is he supposed to pay tithes in the first instance

Paying TITHE (as of today), has NOTHING to do with being a Christian or serving God or being RICH.

You can pay tithe and still be very poor
You can pay tithe and still end-up on the wrong side of God
You can refuse to pay tithe and still be poor
You can refuse to pay tithe and still be acceptable to God
You can pay tithe and still be rich and still be acceptable to God
...and You can be rich, pay tithe and still be far from God.

God is a "spirit" and can only be served IN THE SPIRIT.

[size=14pt]"Monetized Tithe" is a scam invented by "Pimping Pastors" and "Mugun-Masters" (Sorry, l mean MOG!)[/size]



Be GUIDED please.



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BTW : I have never paid tithe since l started working in life..... and l am not anywhere near being poor.
But mind you, l do "help less-fortunate" people a lot.... and l do it in 'secrecy' so that the God who sees in secret, receives the glory.

stan4b:
D man is really a military man,nd he's also a beast.
Any human dat can eat his fellow human flesh is from the South East.

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chukwudi44:
Abegi I say make I ask,is it the DSS that invited Dasuki or is it the investigation panel?

When did the DSS start acting for the investigation panel?

chukwudi44: Shut up my man!! Dasuki would be tried in public under live television!! Why are you fools so scared of a public trial? Because you fear he will implicate Buhari as a boko haram sponsor?

What is this 'thing' saying?


SMHT

dondavinchi:
u r a foolish yoruba idiot na y will u like him idiet

Look at this flatheaded "Okoro", Nnyamiri bastard who cant even construct a single sentence properly?

Omo'ale, you better go and sell you Gala in traffic before they get expired?

I know animals like you will still sell the expired product, no wonder you are here this early morning



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Demdem:

And what is wrong with secret trial? Ordinary divorce case of Davidos dad yesterday and the court granted a secret trial just this yesterday.
When Dasuki was in power, he overseers several secret trials especially on cases on national security.
If this case eventually goes to court, it's a first class national security case where what should be national secrets like our armoury and different kind of weapons in our possession will be openly discussed.
No country in the world including small Togo discusses such in the open. Discussion of such in the open exposes us to our enemies for attack. Wise up.
Secret Trial for Dasuki is in order and I doubt if any judge will refuse the request of the FG.

Your head dey there, no be small!



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MEILYN:
Just take this man to court already and send him to jail.

Anyways, Top 10 Most Educated Presidents In Africa, See Where Buhari Was Placed Here>>>>www.intensetalk.com

Of what benefit is that moronic-slowpoke who had a (phantom?) PhD.... and nearly killed this country with corruption?



I would rather be ruled by an Upright, dedicated and infallible Pry Six..... than a looting Professor who says "Stealing is not corruption"!

Good riddance to bad rubbish, Nigerians know better.



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Keegan:
More...

The man in the first picture is not the same person in the last two pictures.

STOP deceiving YOURSELF.



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FlirtyKaren:
In all honesty, ladies: can you date a dude that wears man-weaves?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/new-photo-of-man-proudly-wearing-weave.html

GAY Alert!



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mikron:
no pictures of the attack and the dead terrorists? this story na wa

PICTURES ... or Addonbelevit!



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Truth234:
I beg to disagree, not because they don't have the opportunities but because they don't have the skillset. Been a billionaire require certain entrepreneurial leadership that people like Robert Kiyosaki lacked but people like Donald Trump have abundantly.

If you want to know the richest and most dynamic ethnic group in Nigeria, study the Ijebu people history. They have 3 billionaire (Mike, Otedola and Alakija) on the list and a lot of them have revolutionized their industrie[/b]s.

[b]This is exactly WHY an average Ibo person is AFRAID of anyone from IJEBU, in Yoruba land.

They are too witty and intelligent and therefore, since it is the nature of Nnyamiris to want to CHEAT in everything they do with others, they have found the IJEBU PEOPLE to "hard a nut to crack"!

"Abinibi" (Native Intelligence) ... is different from "Ability"

Once Ibos hear "ijebu" like this, they just go into meltdown!



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Another of "[size=18pt]Words on Marble[/size]"!


"Badluck" Jonathan is the worst President Nigeria ever had.

Even Abacha was better........... at least he had "BALLS" to do what he wanted to do.

As for Jonathan, "Never Again"!


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breakeven:
HBD Mr president. Even before this govt turns one year you've been vindicated. We are already seeing the scam called change.

Most "5%" people are brainless but there is a small, minuscule amongst them that have lived down South and have become liberated.

Below is a post by someone who unarguably, is one of the most illustrious and capable son of Ibo land.

At least, we cant say he is Yoruba, Hausa, APC or whatever excuse that is usually proffered, ...and therefore discount his opinion!

[quote author=Former Chief of Army staff General IHEJIRIKA (Rtd)]WROTE ON HIS FACEBOOK WALL :

"FOOLISH" IS NOT IGBO!!!

For 6 years our own (Igbo) occupied the offices of Deputy Senate President, Deputy Speaker, SGF, Minister of Finance /Coordinating Minister of the Nigerian Economy, Ministers of Health, Aviation, Labour, Petroleum (by Marriage), Chief of Army Staff e.t.c yet nobody complained that the Igbos got too much of the Federal Power rations neither did your highly placed brethren improve your lot in terms of development!

Other ethnic groups watched carefully and played their politics towards national relevance while we the Igbos got carried away and played politics of the pocket where semi-illiterate money bags charted the cause for us!

Those who have access to Aso Rock and got fat contracts sustained the lies to hoodwink both Aso Rock Gods and the Igbos

In blind response devoid of any logical reasonings the Igbos put all their fragile eggs in one basket that had lost form and shape to protect them. .
As the results of those fatal errors set in the same money miss roads are now fanning the ambers of secession as their next meal ticket bargaining chip while the teaming youth they lure with money and lies risk losing everything including their lives for nothing in the end.


Compare the Igbo "TAN" money bags and/or failed politicians to the likes of Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola who are hardly seen or heard playing partisan talk less of ethno-religious politics!
Imagine Dangote gathering the leaders of Northerners in Lagos and imposing political party or candidate in Lagos State politics on them. Such is near impossible!
The Igbos have allowed derogatory pocket politics to puncture their natural nobility as a people!

With men of honour and class like Ebitu Ukaiwe, Emeka Anyaoku, Ndubisi Kanu, Ben Nwabueze and others the Igbos should have no business listening to the likes of Ifeanyi Uba (Capital Oil), Chris Uba etc any time they talk politics!

"Foolish" is not IGBO!!![/quote]Maybe it is sha.......... going by statistics! ;

Words on Marble!



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anigbajumo:
HBD in to me and my birthday mate (fmr GCFRN Goodluck Ebele jonathan),bigger u I pray sir.


Am now to begin another milestone that is destined for greatness.......Baba God I pray for more mercy and success, It gonna be fun 2rout @OJ hotel 2day..........

Everything about you na "DUPLICATE and FAKE.... just like your hero GEJ!

Just look at the pickshure you posted!

I hope you dont end-up a slowpoke like him, when you are 58!

All the same HBD to you!



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