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Romance / Re: I Am About To Lose My Job After Less Than A Month by Lataability(m): 2:28pm On Feb 26
Why must you quote the estimate in dollars?
Romance / Re: Look At Nigeria Condition Right Now by Lataability(m): 9:46pm On Feb 21
If I see all this hausa and Yoruba Almajiri 4 road, I go just wine down spit on there papa or there mama, then wine up and go my way

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by Lataability(m): 11:06am On Feb 14
What do you mean why widows?
why widows?
Crime / Important Notice B4 Entertaining Bolt Or Uber, Share This To Save A Life by Lataability(m): 6:25pm On Feb 02


Romance / Re: Suicide methods by Lataability(m): 11:19am On Jan 13
I can understand you are just one confused idiot, I was taking you serious not until you wrote this shit
Romance / Re: Wedding Gift For An Ex Girlfriend by Lataability(m): 9:05pm On Jan 12
grin grin grin grin grin grin me and you no say na lie you dey lie


Business / Is It Possible To Send Money To UK From Nigeria? by Lataability(m): 5:22pm On Dec 29, 2023
It is possible to send money to UK from Nigeria Via Western Union, if yes, how much does it cost and how long will it take to deliver. Please I need your sincere contribution to my question. Thanks
Health / Re: 100 Level NSUK Student Commits Suicide Over Failed Relationship (Photos) by Lataability(m): 9:40am On Dec 09, 2023
You don't mind him, over sabi

" There's no repentance in grave "

Have you once been in the grave ?
Romance / Re: What If Your Body Count Was Written On Your Forehead, What Will You Do? by Lataability(m): 3:29pm On Oct 25, 2023
Between 2020 to 2021, it was about 184
Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Only Source Of Livelihood by Lataability(m): 3:26pm On Oct 25, 2023
Some ppl are just so foolish, if you can't help, just pretend as if you didn't see the message.


Romance / Re: My Boss Slapped My Wife Because Of This by Lataability(m): 10:11pm On Oct 11, 2023
On colos! On colos!! On colos!!!.. A esi egbula otu onye ...😀😀😀😀


Romance / Re: My Work Is At Stake by Lataability(m): 12:50pm On Sep 16, 2023
Romance / Re: If You Know This Book And You're Yet To Marry Check Yourself(pictures) by Lataability(m): 6:45am On Jun 30, 2023
Your English is totally out of town
frustrated and bitter soul spotted.
We done see you, English professor.
Romance / Re: Guys Check Out What I Did For Sallah(pics) by Lataability(m): 10:24am On Jun 29, 2023
Music is not your calling bro, the worst rap I've Eva heard🤣. You are full of shit. Always posting rubbish
Crime / Very Important Lesson For Air Travelers, Be Very Careful Out There. by Lataability(m): 2:01pm On Jun 24, 2023
Becareful out there!
As Seen on Facebook

If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat neighbours.

The older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs.

Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.
Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the stewards button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well. And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'.

The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed. The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.

So we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage. But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!

So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all. So we began to deplane and as I said goodbye she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.

So I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.

As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage! Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.

This lady starts calling out to me.. my daughter... my daughter!.. how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!

Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane. The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively. Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints.

They dusted all her luggage and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!
I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy. And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!

A lesson to glean therein for intending air travelers.

Please move to front page let save some lives.


Romance / Re: Should I Go On And Marry Her? by Lataability(m): 10:00pm On Jun 21, 2023
I wonder the kind of men we get this days, Kai, how dare a woman to pick a guy call in my present, Na only eyes I dey take correcty woman if she Bleep up, even my Radom girls don't even do that let alone a woman I want to marry. I wonder how you go take be the man of the house when both of you marry. The girl don't even respect nor value you. She love that guy more you and that's the truth.

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Romance / Re: We Broke Up But She Still Calls Everyday. Is This Right ??? by Lataability(m): 6:51am On Jun 19, 2023
The kind of things I read here they make me wonder if men still dey again, can you listen to this useless SIMP. Under ur roof ur prostitute girlfriend cheated on you 3times and you forgive her, now she have moved out of ur hux and you are now seeking advice on weather you should move on, go and ask your father. Go and bring her back, Na HIV or AIDS she go give you this time around. Guy you are fucking useless for bring up this crap this morning.

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Romance / Re: I've Got Sure Sure Groups But No Update To Use Bomb by Lataability(m): 11:42pm On Jun 14, 2023
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I swear, Senior Men in the house, I need update oo.

I dey Dubai like this and I need sure update to dey bomb many many Dubai WhatsApp groups here, Poland, U.S, India, Etc

abeg make we link up
Family / Re: Boyfriend's mum Advice by Lataability(m): 9:13am On Jun 08, 2023
Now here is what you will say.
Hello Mom, Good morning, good afternoon or evening Ma.
How are you Ma?
Don't talk much so you wouldn't go off the track, let her do the talking and you do the answering and if she is not saying anything.
Just say Mum how is the weather over there, that it has been raining here so much this day
Romance / Re: Four Guys Raped My Step-mother by Lataability(m): 3:50pm On Jan 19, 2023
You are a goat. Na you they will soon rape. Always creating rubbish topic embarassed
Four guys commonly known as Chris2863 Falcon01 Okunwaye including their gang leader PellsKodak raped my step-mother on her way to the market. They took her into the bush and beat her, then unclad her and forcibily penetrated her. Umbrateeth01 and Goodlady were their accomplices while they carried out their illicit act. I'm calling for justice and for nairalanders to be careful and stop engaging with these guys.
Romance / Re: ������ Lets Watch GAY PORN ��������� by Lataability(m): 8:04am On Jan 19, 2023
This guy is very stupid. Must you force your gay activities down to our throat �
Romance / Re: .. by Lataability(m): 8:01am On Nov 24, 2022
It wouldn’t be easy bro but you have to man up, time comes in this life when we have to accept the fact that we can’t change. As you said, the girl have moved on so you have do same, there are other things you need to focus on.

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Crime / Re: Wife Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Sexual Demand (pic) by Lataability(m): 10:15pm On Nov 23, 2022
E don happen
Romance / Re: I'm Having Issues With My Girlfriend by Lataability(m): 3:27pm On Nov 23, 2022
This post is rubbish, sound so childish, how old are you boy?
Crime / Re: This Peter Obi State Picture Made Me Cry by Lataability(m): 7:44am On Nov 18, 2022
Don’t make mockery of order people’s soul before it will befall upon you. Respect the dead


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