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Politics › Re: Nigeria Loses $850m To Gas Flaring by laudate: 5:41am On May 01, 2017
This govt is not serious about stopping gas flaring. The penalty for flaring gas, is still far cheaper than the cost of processing the gas. The customs duties paid on gas equipment in Nigeria, is still very high. Abeg, make all of dem go siddon, jare.... sad
Business › Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by laudate: 5:23am On May 01, 2017
EvangAsika:
My dear friends,
Do you realize the bank don't give birth to people? Individual come into these banks. Do u also know that banks employ staffs from same market made up of graduate from our naija soil? If you are rating based on staff friendliness all bank staff are the same. A zenith bank staff behaved in a rude manner to me and also abused me but later apologize on the bases of passing Aggression from her boss
Let's stop spoiling business for these banks they are all trying their best
Those banks are the ones spoiling business for themselves with their lousy service e.g. UBA!! angry Other banks that offer good service, do they not hire graduates from the same Nigerian market or soil? Abeg, stop this your attempt to polish UBA's image online. It will not work. Those of us who have had personal encounters with them, know their true colours! sad
Politics › Re: This Israeli Soldier Has Igbo Name:. Picture. by laudate: 5:15am On May 01, 2017
HiddenShadow:
Only silly people doubt the Igbo Israeli connection
If a person studies the fair skin Igbos, he will realise that Igbos are not truly Negros.
No, they are not. They are Japanese.

DonBobes:
pls and pls, dats nt true. Jst because she bears Ada dosnt mean dt she's igbo. Der r japanese dat bear Ada too, pronounced EDA bt written as ADA.
Even philipines also bear d name too,
So pls stp deceivin urselvs.
Thank you for educating the clueless ones, o! cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, When Will You Learn That Already Made Men Will Never Respect You? by laudate: 4:46am On May 01, 2017
nkemdi89:
It can never be compared to a ready made man, you have little or nothing to offer him, you will always be the one to worship him since he is your demi god, your relationship is under terms and condition because you don't even know which of the rules broken and he will pick offence. Even Mtn monthly subscription may outlive the relationship because it can even pack up before a month, glo network is most times stronger than it because you will be fighting for relevance, to gain his love and trust, as far as am concerned you have nothing to offer aside the inner juice which is never in scarcity. But for a struggling man you can always remember him of the past, and he will continue to appreciate your efforts in his life, for the ready made man, many people are applying for that same company( man), he isn't lucky to have you, but you were only privileged that he picked you , don't forget he can hire and fire .
What a myopic view!! shocked
Romance › Re: Ladies, When Will You Learn That Already Made Men Will Never Respect You? by laudate: 4:38am On May 01, 2017
marvin902:
undecided not trying to ..but your comment sounds like someone who just read the heading of the thread and just decided to type whatever is in your head
There was nothing wrong in what Alondrah said. Or did she lie? There are bad men who are poor, and bad men who are rich. A good man will always treat his wife well, irrespective of whether he is rich or poor.

kimbra:
Op made some valid points while in some he generalized.

Before you marry that already made divorcee. Do a background check on why he left his wife even when he's confessing love with his sugar coated tongue. You could be his next victim for whatever the first one went through. I pity those side chicks who encouraged some men to drive their wives away 'cause it's a matter of time for him to give you a dose of what the wife got.

Lastly, men are different. There are some you would suffer with just for them to turn their backs on you when they made it. There are women in marriages today who suffered with their men but still get badly treated.
True!! cheesy
Business › Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by laudate: 4:28am On May 01, 2017
nawtyme:
I get your point mate and that is why I used 2 banks in my example. Even if physically a staff behaves poorly which is what we see in every bank (there must be a black sheep) the true nature of the bank should be reflected in how they handle issues when presented to them online.
UBA is horrible online and offline.
I concur. 100%.
Business › Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by laudate: 4:21am On May 01, 2017
EvangAsika:
UBA is the best. Have u been to UBA recently they have wonderful service. Don't look at this bank with their old look. Please visit any branch of the bank to confirm. Their ATMS are up 24by7. love UBA
No hidden charges
UBA is the WORST!! angry Especially the ones in Lekki, VGC, Ajah, Victoria Island, Apapa etc area of Lagos. They will display like 6 ATMs in a branch, but only one will be working or dispensing cash. Don't even try using their ATMs on a Sunday. It will either be unable to dispense cash, or it will trap your card. Totally hopeless bank!
Business › Re: Banking Customer Service: Which Bank Is The Most Customer-friendly Bank? by laudate:
Mpanyi:
Why single out UBA? Have you being even up to one UBA branch with may be a customer interfacing staff that was probably having a bad day and came to the conclusion UBA was worst That was not just fair
Is it every day that their customer service staff is having a bad day? UBA is the worst bank when it comes to service, queues and providing valid answers to enquiries. And this is the norm in most of their branches in Lagos. Haba!! angry

Hardeysolution:
Those calling on UBA has the worst should read this.

1. The day I lost my ATM card. I went to my facebook to chat up with them. I called them but my credit finished and they called me back. They blocked the ATM card that night and explained all to me.

2. My sister opened an account but didn't get her account number on time. We asked a question on how long it takes ND they requested for the bank branch and I tell you it was resolved.

3. I withdrew from the ATM and there was fake money there. I went to the bank and the manager changed it for me.

Go to their twitter handle ND check things out.. ....

UBA isn't a bad bank.. .. The bank that resolves your problem at a stand.. You get your ATM quickly without waste.. ....

UBA
Sorry, I disagree!! UBA is the worst bank I have ever had the misfortune to transact business with. Have you ever tried to deposit cash across the counter at any UBA branch within Lagos before? You would spend hours on the queue. They take delight in making their customers wait needlessly for hours in their branches. shocked

UBA is the only bank that made me update my BVN twice a month, every month for 4 months, and they still could not give me a valid answer as to why it happened. sad

UBA is the only bank that refused to send me a bank statement either by e-mail or post, for two whole years after an account was opened with them, despite several complaints and filling of appropriate forms... undecided

Let me just stop here. Just thinking about their lousy service dey make me vex! angry
Sports › Re: Nigerians Blast Ghanaian Man Who Said Anthony Joshua Is From Ghana by laudate: 3:51am On May 01, 2017
9jayes:
His father is from Okija in Anambra but he was born in Lagos thats why he can speak Yoruba also his mother is from Ogun that's why d name FEMI

Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 3:34am On May 01, 2017
Sanchez01:
I was planning on posting this while going through the comic relief of a thread, only to see you beat me to it. Perhaps he understands what he's doing. Perhaps he fears he would encounter a stiff opposition this time again and needs to woo them to his side. Clowns everywhere.
You dey mind dem? shocked If they are not busy trying to annex non-Igbo communities into the map of their proposed republic, they are busy extending unwanted invitations to ethnic groups who do not give a hoot about their cause. May the good Lord grant everyone here long life, so we can all see the outcome of their incompetent, incongruent efforts.... undecided
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 9:28pm On Apr 30, 2017
odduduwa:
afonja Muslim apari dabuo GI udele rie ozu gi

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 7:05pm On Apr 30, 2017
nelsonose:
@Zarzar, when you are in love, you will know that it pays to protect your territory from snatchers of potential husband. Lol!
Snatchers of a potential husband?? shocked Ye gods!! Do you think any woman can snatch a man who is not willing to be snatched?? Wake up! cheesy
Literature › Re: My Take On Chimamanda "Half Of A Yellow Sun" Does Anyone Feel The Same Way To? by laudate: 7:03pm On Apr 30, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
Who's talking about the Biafra people here? Are the so called Biafra people the only ones who suffered during the civil war?
Ask the minorities in the old Biafra what they went through during the war, at the hands of the Biafran soldiers. cry Also ask the non-Igbo people of the old Mid-west region about their experience during the war, when the Biafran forces overran their territory. sad
Literature › Re: My Take On Chimamanda "Half Of A Yellow Sun" Does Anyone Feel The Same Way To? by laudate: 6:54pm On Apr 30, 2017
olab059:
How can this be when she wasn't even alive during the war?
Good question! sad
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Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 6:38pm On Apr 30, 2017
caleboxylic:
Poor student of history. Edo kingdom of yessterday is older than NRI Kingdom? Pls do more research and correct yourself. Edo kingdom that was coming to NRI kingdom to solve all their spiritual problems.
Direct your comment to the guy I quoted. He made the assertion.
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 6:33pm On Apr 30, 2017
odduduwa:
ibi dagbue GI Ebe ahu ,alika ngwere isiocha ...you are not just afonja but an irredeemable Muslim and that's off da hook
Pùạ n’ebe à! Pùṭa n’ụzò!! By the way, thank you for telling us that Afonja is your middle name, and you were born a muslim. Now let me repeat it again, since I know you are hard of hearing: "May that war that you desire, start from your room and consume everything you own." Say Amen before it is too late!
TV/Movies › Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by laudate: 6:24pm On Apr 30, 2017
Some words in the excerpt are in hindi, so please read through carefully... undecided
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 6:18pm On Apr 30, 2017
odduduwa:
uhmm Mr bsc,MSC,PhD holder the sequential arrangement of your comments shows you never learnt anything afonja you need refunds ....I still maintain my stand on war ozu
Anuofia!! Onye nzuzu!! Onye eberibe! angry The only person that keeps shouting "Afonja," on this board is you. I am sure those people cooked something for you to eat, that is why you are repeating their name over & over again. Now, since you have refused to receive correction - provide solid, incontrovertible proof to show that Laudate is an Afonja, or else it will never be well with you!

And for the last time, may that war which you wish for, start from your house and consume you & everyone in it! Oya, say Amen....
TV/Movies › Re: Zee World Movies And Soaps Official Fan Page by laudate:
nikkycool:
Hello house,please someone should give me update on Twist of Fate on friday cos I missed it due to Nepa wahala.Pleaaaaaase I need update urgently.Thanks in advance.
Check this link for details: http://www.desitvbox.net/kumkum-bhagya-26th-august-2015-written-update/

The Episode starts with Pragya asking Abhi to get his credit card statement ready in the morning for her to see. Abhi asks why are you doing this. Pragya talks rudely with him. Tanu tells Aaliya that she has convinced Abhi to marry her. Aaliya says in fact Pragya convinced him, and says she must have done that because of her gain.

They hear Abhi and Pragya talking and try to hear. Abhi tells my Pragya can’t be like this. I don’t want to see her from this side. Pragya says this is truth, even if you believe it or not. He says so you are not my Pragya. He asks her to pass his test.

He says you are the same Pragya which is shown. He gets closer to her and asks the same question. Abhi asks her to tell that she don’t care when he gets closer to her. He moves her hairs and touches her sensually. Pragya feels his touch and closes her eyes. Abhi asks her to say that her heart beat don’t raise up with his touch. Pragya says no…….He turns her towards him and asks him to say by looking in his eyes that she doesn’t love him.

Pragya says I don’t love you. He is about to kiss her and Pragya is moved by the emotions. Abhi says you are lying? You are my Pragya, whom I love and who loves me.

Pragya asks why did you stop? Do whatever you want, I feel good. She makes him hold her and asks not to say anything to Tanu as she don’t want any trouble. Abhi is shocked and feels disgusted. She gets closer to him and says she can pay him for getting closer to her. Abhi says you can’t be my Pragya.

Aaliya and Tanu hear everything. Abhi comes out and asks what you were doing here? Tanu says we were confused, how did you come here? Abhi says he will make Pragya apologize to him. He goes back in the room and tells I will throw you out of the house if you mess with me. He comes out and tells Aaliya and Tanu that she didn’t say anything in front of me. Aaliya says tigress has become lamb, and tells Tanu that she didn’t say anything in front of me. Aaliya says the tigress has become lamb.

Later Aaliya states we can’t sit idle. Abhi says it is about my family and Grandma, I don’t want to take a step which will be bad for everyone. Aaliya says we can’t sit without doing anything. Abhi says she has done everything very cleverly. He says we shall find out her weakness and asks for everyone’s support. Everyone say that they are with him. Abhi asks for Grandma’s support. Grandma says I am also with you. Abhi asks everyone to sleep and says we will start the mission tomorrow.

Purab calls Bulbul and says he doesn’t believe. He says Pragya treated him badly and tells everything. Bulbul asks him not to go there. Purab says he can’t leave Abhi alone. Bulbul says I can’t see Pragya insulting you. Purab says we have decided to teach a lesson to her. Bulbul hopes everything gets well.

Abhi comes to room and sees Pragya sleeping on the bed. Pragya says the room and everything is mine. Tanu asks where he will sleep then. Abhi says I will sleep here only..... Read the rest here:
http://www.desitvbox.net/kumkum-bhagya-26th-august-2015-written-update/
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate:
odduduwa:
afonja before December it ll happen thank goodness director is out of the enemy line we are waiting for his command hope u are ready
There are over 250 ethnic groups in this country, and you think everyone who disagrees with you is automatically an Afonja? shocked Bia kete, did you steal your SSCE certificate, or you just bribed someone to concoct it for you? Because I seriously doubt the fact that you learnt anything in school.

Anyway, like I said the last time: "that war you are wishing for, may it start from your backyard first, and consume all your kindred!" Now, say Amen, sharp-sharp...! sad
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 5:49pm On Apr 30, 2017
odduduwa:
do you know my prayer is now that nnamdi is out ,let there be war I pray for this a least it ll hasten the destruction of the zoo and if theres war the military ll be divided Igbo and Niger deltans ll head back or do expect igbos to go kill their own?
May that war start from your backyard and wipe out your kith & kin, before it goes any further! Oya, say Amen...
Politics › Re: Ikoyigate: EFCC Made Big Mistake – Dr Ona Ekhomu by laudate: 5:42pm On Apr 30, 2017
Mynd44:
You need to stop watching movies biko
Why? You think CIA is like our own NIA? cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2017
PaperLace:
Good, stop being concerned where she drops her paent nah.
Na she go still bear the brunt.
Madam, I was only pointing out her folly. You are entitled to your own opinion...
Politics › Re: Ikoyigate: EFCC Made Big Mistake – Dr Ona Ekhomu by laudate: 5:36pm On Apr 30, 2017
Mynd44:
The CIA is the most expensive intelligence agency in the world. If $45 million was discovered in a private appartment kept there by the CIA, believe me, there will be hell to pay so all these BS talk should be left to babies
CIA would have killed the story before it gets into the media, or before it is leaked to the public.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 5:26pm On Apr 30, 2017
PaperLace:
If you're so concerned about a lady leaving things in a house where her bride price hasn't been paid. You should be more concerned about what she is doing sleeping over there in the first place. wink
Why should I be concerned over what an adult female over the age of 21 is doing, sleeping in the house of a man she is not married to?? shocked Is she unable to differentiate between right and wrong? If she wants to offer her body cheaply to the chap in question, how is that my concern in the 21st century? Who will bear the brunt when the chickens come home to roost? cheesy No be me, nah! cool
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2017
placeofallure:
No the other way round. He was not faithful to her. He has been in a relationship with her before I got in the picture and he told me all about her.
Babe, if he can cheat on her with you... he can also do the same to you, with someone else. Fast & pray!
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2017
PaperLace:
My point has been made, it's not about the space it contains but the monotony of packing same things to a house you visit regularly (that's me speaking for some chicks in a relationship they consider serious not random girls).

Whatsoever reason or conspiracy theory you come up with, is up to you. Different strokes for different folks. I am sure some ladies can relate to that reason, but some men would stick to that which strokes their ego (marking territory).
Yes, your point has been made and you are entitled to it. undecided But the way I see it, those items are not too hard to pack & unpack, so why would any self-respecting babe who values her privacy and dignity, decide to drop her things off in a place where the man has not even paid her bride price, or done any of the rites leading to marriage? Is it due to laziness? Since you do not believe it is a sign of marking her territory, to send subtle signals to intruders to keep off? sad

If she does this in every single relationship she gets into, (which she feels is not a random one), in how many houses will she leave her stuff behind? shocked There is no telling what the next girl who comes into the guy's house, can do with her things....
Politics › Re: " I Am A Strong Advocate Of Binis Joining Biafra. " Nnamdi Kanu Of IPOB by laudate: 5:09pm On Apr 30, 2017
MayorofLagos:
now you have clarified your position. Good. You want the Edos, not Binis. grin
Nnamdi Kanu is a very poor student of history. sad The Edo people that I know & have worked with for several years, can never join his proposed republic. He has obviously forgotten what happened in the old Mid-West region, when Biafran forces over ran their territory. The Edos were the first set of people to form an underground resistance movement against the Biafrans, who they saw as an invading force. The late Maj-Gen Samuel Osaigbovo Ogbemudia of blessed memory, was one of those who spearheaded it. Here is an Edo man's view:

kjhova:
Dear friend,

I did not twist your words and I normally wouldn't do such a thing. "Igbo nation" is my own assertion of the most uncontroversial and simplest definition of what Biafra is. Those other definitions of a dream future Biafra that is multi ethnic is at best very arguable.

I myself am Edo and to my best evaluation of my LGA, almost everyone there will never aspire to be Biafran citizens unless coerced at gun point. The havoc and rapes committed by Biafran invaders of the Mid West in 1967 is still very fresh in family memories so a Biafran map with thoughts of Edo in it is dead on arrival. Believe it or not, to the peril of your Biafran dreams, this same anti Biafran feeling isn't scarce among Ijaws, Itsekiris and many of the other Niger Delta communities. Thus all these futuristic Biafran maps with multiple ethnicities under Igbo domination is a most dangerous proposition to the pet project called Biafra. It will never happen and my own people will fight to our wit's end should anyone attempt to prank us with such. This much I have heard my father and uncles declare during family reunions and this much I believe to be true for most of us in my community.

We are Edos and we ran an empire when Nri Was a sleepy village. Been Biafran amounts to a step down for our socio-cultural advancement.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 4:51pm On Apr 30, 2017
placeofallure:
It's a mark of territory. I remember when my husband and I were still dating, he had this other girlfriend he was dating before he met me, when the girl heard of me, she started bringing her things (hair relaxer, body cream, toiletries etc) to kinda flex muscle. I made sure I wasted those things. My husband has boys who work for him then, they came around often so I made sure those boys use them. She would bring another one, I would squander it till she eventually got tired and stopped coming. With that and other "coded" things, i succeeded in chasing her away. cheesy grin cheesy
Oh, so your husband was not faithful to you when you were dating?? Eeyah, sorry o! Let us hope his eyes will not wander after marriage.... undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 4:41pm On Apr 30, 2017
PaperLace:
It's not always marking territory. If you're in a serious relationship with someone, does it make sense to be packing your underwear and toothbrush every time you want to go visit him?

Lots of ladies don't travel light, so it's only normal she leaves some permanently to reduce her load each time she wants to come visit.

Not only ladies do it, guys that date girls living alone have 1 or 2 things in her room. I was in my friend's house recently, I didn't see her car_her boyfriend took it, but he left his ash tray and some shirts in her wardrobe. Even his aftershave and all were neatly arranged in her bathroom...

I have seen a guy complain that his girl packs every single pin she comes with, he thinks she doesn't feel at home. Some guys like it...some don't.
Ahh ahn... how much space does a toothbrush and change of underwear take? huh Why does she have to leave them, lying around? Which girl can say that she can't squeeze those things into her handbag, especially those big totes that many of them carry around these days?

Any girl that leaves her things behind is just sending a warning signal to other babes, that there is already a female 'flatmate' occupying that territory, so intruders had better beware. To me, it smacks of insecurity and desperado tactics on the part of the babe. sad

This issue caused a fight between my neighbour and his ex, a few months ago. The babe comes in every weekend to do his cooking & help with his cleaning. One day, the chap forgot to lock his wardrobe, and his babe opened it only to see Tura cream, female perfumes and female undies. wink

She didn't say anything. Once the guy left home to buy some stuff outside, she made her move. She just packed everything and dumped them into the open, smelly gutter on their street. And calmly went back to the kitchen, without saying a word. The guy was unable to ask her where those things were, and she too never volunteered any info., until one day when they had a fight and the truth came out. That matter ended their relationship, o! shocked The guy is still biting his fingers as we speak, because he claims he has not been able to find another babe who has her good qualities. cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Leave Their Things Behind In A Guy's House? by laudate: 4:25pm On Apr 30, 2017
dingbang:
I Dont Understand The Rationale Behind Ladies Leaving Stuff At Guys House.

Forgive my English but I have to express my heart on this. Why do ladies do this? Is it out of a hidden motive or they do it because they are forgetful?

I have a small bag of female clothes in my wardrobe and one packet of always pad "left" for months and I just don't know what to do with these items.. I can't give out the pads to d girls residing in my lodge because it would look somehow..

What do I do? Throw them away? Or give them to charity? Since the owner is so unbothered to come pick up her stuff?


Thank you for your constructive comments.
Which kind question be dis? shocked Don't you know the address of the owner? Package everything she left behind into a small Ghana-Must-Go bag and send it to her through DHL, Chisco or Bulkpost! angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth's Wife, Elsie Blasts Side Chicks Waiting For Marriages To Crash by laudate: 4:12pm On Apr 30, 2017
ChuzzyBlog:
Comedian, Basketmouth's wife, Elsie, has a word for side chicks/mistresses eagerly waiting to celebrate the breakdown of a marriage, in order take over a position that isn't rightfully theirs.

In a post on Snapchat, she cursed such ladies out, saying lighting and thunder will strike them as they wait for a marriage to end...

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com.ng/2017/04/basketmouths-wife-elsie-blasts-side.html
mtcheew! Nansense and ingredients!! angry Instead of her to advise the men to abstain from side chics, and not to look in their direction. Madam, in case you do not know....it takes two to tango!

Culin:
Wetin carry HUSBAND to go find side chic in the first place. The prayer point should be that your man sticks to you, so that another girl waiting for your marriage to crash does not come into play.
Exactly!! Your post make sense, die! cool

FreeSpirited:
Instead of you to caution the straying eyes and diick of your husband u are blaming side chicks.....If there's no demand there won't be supply
I no know say you sef see am! cheesy Side chics become side chics, because a man made them one, by hovering around their punan.i in the first place!

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