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funmisticqueen2:
Money does make one wet.

Are you minding these desperate incels. If he thinks he is smart, then you outsmarted him. Let him get Vaseline for his indomie prick and play soapy.

All these 5 naira chewing gum boys on nairaland, so immature, they probably think you will be easy to get. Babes are wising up this 2020. They will open threads and wail tire.

He works with an NGO

MedicH:
This sounds confusing already. Im lost.

Work with a with an NGO

MedicH:
What did u tell him you do for a living? This is not commonplace.

While in search of a WIFE, ask God for a woman with a LARGE HEART who’ll motivate you to save, invest & GIVE. A wife who’ll “push” you to GIVE YOURSELF out of “present & future” poverty is a GIFT!

Shibaraba:
No one asks a decent girl for sex, especially without meeting her. Your actions and reactions gave him the effrontery. In pidgin if you no be hoelowshow no one will ask you for sex. Period.

You're probably opening thread before he does to counter you. I'll be here. Watching

Let's talk about it. I met a guy on this platform, we got chatting and the guy started telling me how Honey he was and started demanding for sex even when the relationship has not started yet.

I have not even seen dude physically and he has already started asking for sex. Well I played along and told dude to give me money cause money makes me wet. Dude blocked me cause I asked for money. Like what was he thinking?

So its OK for him to demand for sex but its not OK for me to demand for money.

Some of you guys think because some of we ladies are single and you think we are desperate hence the demand for sex even when the relationship has not started yet or is sex the criteria for the relationship to work out. Just thought I should share my experience and probably we could talk about it here and clarify some issues related to this.

TO THE LADIES:

When you are ready to settle down, dont forget these...

1) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see paying your bride price as buying you...

2) Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt see marrying you as doing you a big favour...

3) Make sure you settle for a man who wouldn't use your monthly cramps and mood swings against you,, YES Some men are like that...

4) Make sure you settle for a man who knows you have right to your body sometimes,, who understands you have the right to say NO to sex when its not comfortable for you,, maybe due to weakness or whatever it might be,, and still respect you for that...

5) Make sure you settle for a man who would stick with you inspite of the odds,, who wouldn't compare you to a SWEET 16 after series of child birth (though most women try to work on themselves after child birth,, but truth be told,, you cant remain young forever)...

6) Make sure you settle for a man who would understand that there are just times you might feel too tired to fix the family meal,, and him helping you out wont be a taboo...

7) Make sure you settle for a man who would always allow you air your opinions, who understands you have d right to 'agree' or 'disagree' on a particular issue,, depending on what the case may be,, without always shutting you up before you are done airing your view...

Make sure you settle for a man who doesnt find it difficult saying 'SORRY',, someone who easily asks for forgiveness whenever he wrongs you,, not some kind of 'Autocratic' man,, who expects 'sorry' from you even when it's glaring he's wrong...

9) Make sure you settle for a man who understands that hitting a lady is a crime and shouldnt be done especially to his wife,, not some 'wife beaters' who raises their hands at the slightest provocation...

10) Make sure you settle for a man who loves everything about you,,who loves your soul not just the body,,and who enjoys your company always...

YOU CAN ADD YOURS TOO...

I COME IN PEACE✌

Nice motivational talk.
Be realistic not materialistic.
Uncle might see this nice post and propose only for you to realize how much he hates to work.
Pampers and Baby food are material things and in the market, none is given to anyone when he/she laughs out so loud in love.
Make sure you discuss finance before you start writing "pls remove my name and post for me"

Yes o!!!!!!!!!

Stretch marks is normal in most people.
Stretch marks is normal in most people.

Stretch marks is NOT a thing of shame.
Stretch marks is NOT a thing of shame.

You are an uneducated fool if you see stretchmarks and think less of the person. Stretch marks is NORMAL in most people.

someone’s daughter

Stretch Marks are technically referred to as “striae” in medical parlance.

So if you hear/read striae, it is really the same thing.

#StretchMarks are usually found on the breasts, thighs, hips, lower back, buttocks, arms, and lower abdomen. They are commonest there.

So what are #StretchMarks?

Stretch marks are a form of skin scarring that develops usually when the skin is stretched sometimes as a result of rapid growth, or rapid weight changes.

Sometimes it’s as a result of weight gain, other times it can be a result of weight loss.

Where do #StretchMarks occur?

Stretch marks occur anywhere the skin has been stretched, but are commonest in areas where fat is stored in the body such as the:

-tummy
-breasts
-upper arms
-buttocks
-thighs
-shoulders (in bodybuilders).

What can make you have stretch marks?

A few known causes include
-pregnancy
-rapid weight gain/loss
-puberty
-if you have family members who also have stretch marks
-medical illnesses, such as Cushing's syndrome or Marfan syndrome
-prolonged or inappropriate use of steroids.

Pregnancy is the most popular cause of stretch marks especially in the last months, affecting up to 8 out of 10 pregnant women. However it is not automatic that every woman will get stretch marks after pregnancy because it also depends on your skin type and how elastic it is. What happens is that pregnancy causes release of hormones that soften the ligaments in a woman’s pelvis so they're more flexible during delivery.

However, the other side to it is that the same hormones also soften the woman’s skin, making it prone to stretch marks. And obviously as the baby grows and the skin stretches over the tummy, it may cause stretch marks. And the whole weight gain that comes with pregnancy may also leave stretch marks on the breasts and thighs.

But there’s some good news.

And the good news is that for a good number of women, #StretchMarks become markedly reduced and fade after the birth of the baby. However for some women, the stretch marks never completely disappear totally. Now to other causes of #StretchMarks,
Extreme dieting or undisciplined eating habits can cause stretch marks as your weight goes up and down.

If you need to lose/gain weight, do it slowly and steadily so that your skin doesn’t go through sudden stretching leaving marks.

As for family history,
If a close family member has stretch marks, such as your mom, you're very likely to develop them yourself. And while stretch marks can affect both men and women in the same family, they're more common in women.

In a very few set of people, Cushing's syndrome and Marfan’s may cause stretch marks. Cushing's syndrome makes the body to overproduce cortisol, which can cause stretch marks.

In Marfan syndrome there’s a faulty gene that weakens the body's skin/tissues & alters its elasticity.

As I said before, stretch marks in itself & by itself is NOT a disease. That someone has stretch marks does NOT mean they have an illness.

Please do not join people who stigmatize others because they have stretch marks.
It is nothing but sheer ignorance to act that way. Stretch marks simply means your body is growing/changing faster than the skin can cope with, so the elastic fibres of the skin breaks down.

And because parts of the body that grow rapidly includes breasts, buttocks,thighs and abdomen, stretch marks are very common there. People who feel dissatisfied with being slim should also know that the drugs they take for rapid weight gain may give them stretch marks. Many of the weight-gain drugs are steroids which has stretch marks as a side effect after prolonged use.
Let’s be clear on that.

How can you treat #StretchMarks?

Sadly, there is no medical evidence that the creams used for “treating” stretch marks can totally or completely remove them without any trace.

Kings and Queens, don’t be fooled. Focus is put rather on fading it off and helping to reduce it.

Please remember that most stretch marks are NOT actually particularly obvious and they usually naturally fade over time on their own. But if you have really bad stretch marks, or if they affect a big part of your body, there are a few treatment options you can consider. I should reiterate that there’s really no cream that can completely wipe out stretch marks,once there. But some creams can help it fade. A trial of gels made of onion extract and hyaluronic acid, can help with stretch marks, but please, you should be patient to see changes.

Cosmetic camouflage (makeup) is a very good option to think of. Especially for small areas of skin affected by stretch marks. Cosmetic camouflage is available over-the-counter at many pharmacies. You could try the waterproof ones which may last up to two to three days. Dermabrasion, laser surgeries, and tummy tuck are all surgical options for stretch marks; however these are expensive and not 100 percent certain.

As a matter of fact you may need more than one of such expensive procedures to see any visible results.

However, the success of a treatment option for stretch marks depends on age, number of pregnancies, skin tone & the medications. But if the stretch marks are mild, or in non-obvious places, do not bother yourself at all about it. Don’t waste your time or money.

On a final note, stretch marks are usually not medically sinister. In simple terms, it is mostly nothing to worry about, at all. But if it affects your esteem, see a doctor/dermatologist. Thank you for your time.

Please STOP harassing people with stretch marks. Thank you all.

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Figger:
so after writing all this you decided to attach your contact below, what for?

When u meet a lady and it feels as if u beginning to like her, take ur time to Know her, watch the things she wears, The kind of hair she makes, the quality of her shoes, Her Skin and things she puts on.

And most importantly, pay attention to things she says, places she has been to and how well she is living. Take time to find out if these things are true or not.

You know why?

"SHOE GET SIZE "

There are some ladies you will meet today and just taking them out on a date, I mean one date and boom, your account is dry. It's not because these ladies are materialistic, it's just their Normal lifestyle. In fact, they even ate less because they were trying to be nice. If they eat the normal way they enjoy themselves? You will have to wash plate in that eatery to settle the bills.

Some of you like trouble, a lady will be busy with her classy lifestyle and boom, that's who you want, you like classic ladies but bring 10k for hair, you will start insulting every woman in the world.

Understand that there are ladies at your level that will gladly accept you and even pray for you if you give them just 2k for hair.

Go for your level
Go for your size
Stop creating unnecessary headaches for yourself.

There are so many ladies u wil come close to and u just shake ur head !!!!just tell urself the truth. She don't necessarily need your money or ask for anything but u know the day you might decide to help her with her hair money? That might be your two months Salary so its ideal to respect yourself if you cant deal with her.

I hate seeing guys complain that their partners is too expensive. Did she ask you out? Why didn't you go for the other lady that is not expensive?

Stop Eyeing Apple when you can only afford Orange.....this is why after so many failed attempts to get a lady most men begin to plan evil. 5

What made you block and delete his or her number after the first date without explanation?

Male corp member needed for administrative role, kindly send your CV to adebola.shiyabola@eatngo-Africa.com

-CINEMATOGRAPHER/VIDEO EDITOR*

Video Shooting, Video Editing, Drone Piloting, 3D, 4D Animation, Motion Graphics?*

*This applicant should reside around Lekki-Ajah axis and be willing to work full-time.*

Kindly, *send a DM (Whatsapp Only-08061199075) with your CV & Portfolio

Job Title: Customer Care Representative

Lagos

Minimum of 2 years experience working as a Customer Care Agent.

send updated Resume and Cover Letter to: recruitment@macfortinc.com.ng using the Job Title as the Subject of the mail.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Front Desk / Admin Volunteer

Location: Abuja
Duration: 6 months

Position Summary

The position will be responsible for answering all incoming calls, directing calls to appropriate staff, mail distribution and providing additional clerical support. This position will multi-task a variety of front office activities.
Responsibilities
Front Office Responsibilities:

Take all incoming calls at the front desk, routing them efficiently, taking/delivering messages in a timely and professional manner.
Handle visitors, directing them to appropriate staff in an orderly manner (properly alerting staff)
Open, sort, and distribute mail and ensure timely and appropriate routing to staff.
Ensur that outgoing mails are logged/registered and delivered by drivers, including express mail.
Administrative Responsibilities:

Provide program and Pact information verbally and written to visitors and in response to phone/mailed requests.
Assist conference/workshop/meeting participants by providing materials, refreshments and other needs.
Preserve office records by filling all correspondence in the adequate folders
Reserve and keep detailed records of conference room usage/bookings ensuring that there is no clash for all staff activities/meetings.
Take minutes and attendance during meetings.
Support the office with printing, scanning, copying and binding of documents for official use.
Ensure general filing of documents.
Any other tasks assigned by supervisor
Minimum Qualification

Bachelor's Degree in Administration, Social Science or any related field.
1-year post NYSC experience in similar role.
Ability to communicate in English, is desirable.
Proficient in the use and application of Microsoft office and telephone protocol.
Good communications skill.
Positive, friendly and professional attitude is essential.
Ability to meet deadlines and work under pressure.
Application Closing Date
24th January, 2020.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit their Resume/CV and Cover Letter on their suitability to: pactnghr@pactworld.org Applicants Must indicate the position applied for as the Subject of the mail.

Note

Applications will be considered on a rolling basis. All CV’s/resume/applications Must be in either word format or PDF.
Only short-listed candidates will be contacted.
Pact is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate in its selection and employment practices on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, political affiliation, sexual orientation, gender identity, marital status, disability, genetic information, age.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Inventory Officer

Location: Port Harcourt, Rivers

Responsibilities

Devise ways to optimize inventory control procedures
Inspect the levels of business supplies and raw material to identify shortages
Ensure product stock is adequate for all distribution channels and can cover direct demand from customers
Record daily deliveries and shipments to reconcile inventory
Use software to monitor demand and document characteristics of inventory
Place orders to replenish stock avoiding insufficiencies or excessive surplus
Analyze data to anticipate future needs
Evaluate suppliers to achieve cost-effective deals and maintain trust relationships
Collaborate with warehouse employees and other staff to ensure business goals are met
Report to upper management on stock levels, issues etc.
Qualifications

B.Sc Degree in any discipline
Experience: Minimum of 3-5 years of Inventory /Warehouse management
Must be resident in Port Harcourt.
Application Closing Date
28th January, 2020.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: careers.tugak@gmail.com using the "Job Title" as the subject of the mail.

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yeyeosoronga:
What do you mean nobody told you blood pressure would be checked when you gave them your hand (by yourself) for the blood pressure to be taken?
You also gave them your hand to have a needle stuck in it for bloods to be taken. What did you think they were going to do with the blood taken?
Obviously to check if you were a suitable donor
You're not a patient in this particular example you gave btw.
You were simply a donor, and they would just follow laid down blood donation protocol.
However , if you were inquisitive enough to ask why they're taking your bloods, they would probably tell you it's for certain tests including HIV, blood group etc.

SIDE CHICK:
THE NEW WITCHCRAFT IN TOWN
Being a side chick is equally like being a witch. Why do you have to steal somebody's husband when you can have your own without stealing? It’s only a witch who refuses to acknowledge what they have been blessed with but only envious of what others have.

Marriage is not a jungle. You don't need to chase a wife out of her matrimonial home just so you can become a stepmother. Being a wife is not a role where you can go and offer assistance, because some side chicks think they are doing some wives a favour by sleeping with their husbands; you are not doing them any favour, you are destroying their marriage.

The woman whose husband you want is also a woman like you, you might have different hearts but the question is, have you ever put yourself in her shoes? Do you know the kind of pains your actions are causing her? Will you be happy if someone is doing same to you?
Do you have to destroy your fellow woman’s marriage because of an iPhone? Do you have to separate the married because of your rent?

Do you know the cure to laziness is not breaking up someone’s marriage?
We are all created by God, do you think God will be happy with you? Are you becoming a blessing or a curse? Do you think the man in question is a saint? Which Saint sends you to hell? Which Saint turns you into a witch?
It takes two to tango, whatever negative news the husband is painting about the wife, he contributed to it. He has a role to play. He is refusing to work at his marriage because you have provided him an avenue or an excuse not to. You are helping him ignore his responsibility and ministry.

He goes home late or sometimes abandons his home and family because of you. He cares less about the same people he calls his family because of you. Sometimes the family is denied their basic needs because of you. There are days they have to sleep on empty stomachs because of you.

Your involvement with the man is destroying lives, lives God cherishes so much. You are ruining the bright future of the children because of your selfish greed. Every child needs the father. A man in whose steps they can follow, a man whose example they can follow, a man they can see every day and learn from. Unfortunately to such a children, out of no faults of theirs, a side chick has taken the father from them.

I know some of the readers of this message will be upset; some will be filled with anger to attack me. Well I am not happy with what you are doing and the best way to get your attention to change is this way.
If it hurts that much, you need to change. Don't become a tool for destruction because of money or some needs of yours. If the man is taken, he is taken. Look for your man. A stolen man remains stolen no matter how you decorate or rebrand it. Even if you marry him, he is still stolen man.