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Shibaraba:
Wrote a love letter...
Was in jss1...Bgss ejigbo. There was this very fine girl using glasses called Laura. Jesu Christy this girl fine. I dey see her for my dreams that year. I no know the spirit on pankere Wey push me I write letter give her say I love her. The girl sef read the letter carry am go meet class teacher. Class teacher carry am go meet Mrs erinle our proprietress. Proprietress Wey first act film Wey body dey pepper her say she no dey act again no talk anything. Second day she dey assembly na him she call me out. Tear me better cane. I think twelve or so... As she free me she said something that I held on to till today... "if you wanna work a lady or do something sinister say it to the person. Paper is evidence ". I still use that advice till today. Would love to see laura again to know how she turned out.

Second one teacher beat me I form say I faint. For one week I dey do lecture inside principal office. With better meals. As bribe say I no report to my mama. After one week okoli my guy Wey sabi say I lie go report because I no dey share the food Wey dem dey give me again.
Okoli thunder fire you anywhere you dey. The mark I collect that day still dey my yansh

MrCork:
u don't hav schoooool home wok?

Jeweltz:
Lol. I remember then when Love was still fresh and sparking in my eye. We were in the university, I borrowed#3,500 from a friend to buy him a watch. I gave it to him that evening. He was too happy. He woo me that night,I told him I'm not ready for any relationship whereas I was only trying to form princess. Was already dying for him and anticipating him to ask me out. I was very happy to know he likes me. When I got to my hostel, I started crying and regretting why I had to tell him 'No'. From that day forward, I always hoped he asked me out again but he never did as he started avoiding me. Used to pray about it then in my prayer point during church service. Foolish me. Lol

mrblessed:
I noticed with immense disappointment and disillusion, the stark colour disparity between your face and your legs.

I know for sure it will take days for me to get over it.

Blackfriday:
And you think I have time for a WASTE...

ecstasy357:
I DON'T WANT SEX

Randy100:
Just thank me and stop shaking your head, weavon is now costly.

bukatyne:
Youth (men & women) should be trained from childhood to care for their bodies, minds and spirits.

Not everyone is interested in dealing with leftovers especially if the person has not met with Christ.

Multiple sex partners, drug abuse, unnatural/ inconvenient sex acts, abortions, cultism, baby mamaism and papaism etc etc. all have repercussions, all tell on the body, all affect the soundness of the mind, all affects one's ability to bound with the spouse.

Youths be careful and think of the future with EVERY step you take.

Whatever you do, eat, drink is leaving marks on your body.

This is the only body you have to serve you till you die. Use it well.

Randy100:
It is a special name. https://www.sheknows.com/baby-names/name/randy/
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Randy

Okoroawusa:
I will be very stupid to propose to a woman I have not had sex with several times before then.


Some marriages have been saved simply because the sex between couple was good.

Allsingles:
What about after getting married to him it happens that he is impotent? Or that his penis doesn't get erection? Or that he has a micro-penis .
What will be your reaction?

Thegeneralqueen:
Don't date if you don't have money

Randy100:
I wouldn't try it knowing the fact that I always chop my female friend.

freecocoahubby:
Yet another useless, senseless and idiotic post created for the sole purpose of bashing men

"Men this, men that" una no dey tire? Go fvck and marry yourselves then since men are the cause of your miserable existence. Idi0ts!

Come o, @lavylilly.. aren't you the same LillyVal who got exposed in romance section for being a teenage pr0stitute runs girl? How come you've now turned counsellor of married men in the family section?

Wonders shall never end on this site.

Lightangel65:
Ok, I went too far

CAPSLOCKED:
PLEASE GIVE THE PHONE BACK TO MICHELLEKABOD, SHE CAN NEVER SOUND THIS RETĄRDED.

AwkaetitiBabe:
No lady should answer nothing. If you feel ladies got nothing to offer you, you can as well go hit on your fellow guy.

As guys get much to offer, men should date men. Just saying.

habsydiamond:
Women, women, women!!! I hail una oo.. please guy make una reduce the bashing una dey give these ladies oo.. some of them get something to say but because of the feedbacks that comes after their messages, they would keep mute. Please, cut them some slacks.

drips8:
Tight bestie is a coded term for side guy or side chick.

Hidohwuh:
You people will not kee me..
OP,you are right, we all have past and nobody should judge especially people from abusive and violent home. But with what we have now, omo girls bad gan ooooooo. I once overlooked but babe just can't stay in a place. I just show her d way when she thought she can do anyhow cos i gentle small (as people will say). No time.

Lightangel65:
I would say this " get closer to Jesus, to avoid spending enternity in hell. I know some people don't care about religious shit but where would you go if you die, think and get closer to God"

Tomilola360:
ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SEE THE GOOD IN OTHERS,
SHARE LOVE AND SHUN HATE.