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Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now ![]() Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell.. |
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Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help. See future boo, On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake. First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle. I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch. You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing, After that, You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going, When we are done with house chores.. We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�).. Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things... Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things.. Other Sundays it would be family outing.. On school days While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school, You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school. Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school. While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench . Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare... Other men, You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see?? To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps I come in peace.. Thanks� |
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Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help. See future boo, On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake. First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle. I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch. You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing, After that, You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going, When we are done with house chores.. We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�).. Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things... Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things.. Other Sundays it would be family outing.. On school days While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school, You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school. Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school. While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench �. Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare... Other men, You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see?? To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps I come in peace.. Thanks� |
Dear friends, This is a follow up to https://www.nairaland.com/5645142/ladies-lets-talk-sex Do you know that that vagina you feel is too wide for you is the right fit for your lover’s direct ex? Yes, you read right! I’m going to try to explain this as clearly as possible and I’d like other ladies who are straight forward too to contribute. Do you also know that if you keep making love to her and she stops seeing the other man with the bigger penis, the vagina will shrink to your size!? Yes, you read right. If the vagina can close up (not entirely)after child birth, it definitely expands and shrinks. You see, when a lady has a man with a medium sized to large penis and sees him for a while, nature is so wonderful that her aso rock then becomes just right for him! When something goes wrong and she moves on with her life, then she meets you and lays with you, if you have a smaller phallus compared to her ex lover, then sex is a little “easier”. That’s when some men complain that the woman isn’t “tight”! Now, if she was dating you with the small sized penis, then meets someone with a bigger sized one, there’ll be no issues! Now ladies, this isn’t possible all the time, but I’d advise you do it once you remember. You know that warm water bath new mothers do, do it if you break up with your man... Do it before you open up yourself to another man. Also, boil some water, pour in a little bucket add a little pinch of salt, then sit on it for about 5minutes. This will go a long way in boosting your confidence. We’ve all goofed at one point or the other and trust me, a real and mature man will understand these things. Abstinence remains the best option though, but if you must make Love,make it memorable for you both. One love |
Dear friends, Do you know that that vagina you feel is too wide for you is the right fit for your lover’s direct ex? Yes, you read right! I’m going to try to explain this as clearly as possible and I’d like other ladies who are straight forward too to contribute. Do you also know that if you keep making love to her and she stops seeing the other man with the bigger penis, the vagina will shrink to your size!? Yes, you read right. If the vagina can close up (not entirely)after child birth, it definitely expands and shrinks. You see, when a lady has a man with a medium sized to large penis and sees him for a while, nature is so wonderful that her aso rock then becomes just right for him! When something goes wrong and she moves on with her life, then she meets you and lays with you, if you have a smaller phallus compared to her ex lover, then sex is a little “easier”. That’s when some men complain that the woman isn’t “tight”! Now, if she was dating you with the small sized penis, then meets someone with a bigger sized one, there’ll be no issues! Now ladies, this isn’t possible all the time, but I’d advise you do it once you remember. You know that warm water bath new mothers do, do it if you break up with your man... Do it before you open up yourself to another man. Also, boil some water, pour in a little bucket add a little pinch of salt, then sit on it for about 5minutes. This will go a long way in boosting your confidence. We’ve all goofed at one point or the other and trust me, a real and mature man will understand these things. Abstinence remains the best option though, but if you must make Love,make it memorable for you both �. Meanwhile, do you think you are beautiful without makeup? Let’s see pictures of you below �� One love |
Guys, write your will. Writing it won't kill you or hasten your death. It just means you care enough about your family to create a plan for their well-being just in case something happens to you. Update it annually. |
Guys, write your will. Writing it won't kill you or hasten your death. It just means you care enough about your family to create a plan for their well-being just in case something happens to you. update it annually. |
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Why is it that men of these days are so interested in knowing whether a gal is a student or graduate? Men please, that she didn't go to school doesn't mean she has no career, future, can't make a good wife or make her an illiterate.. The last time I checked my dictionary, An illiterate is someone who can not read or write.. If she can read and write ,you have no problem with her provided she gives you peace. Please stop making them feel like less human, graduates on the other hand should stop discriminating them because they are not opportune to attend college. Some of these girls are very intelligent, wise and hardworking, but unfortunately for them, they couldn't get sponsor. Men if you see a good, but not educated, please marry her and enroll her in school provide she is intelligent and willing to go to school. Most of these girl are wife materials.. |
And men play or fool around Hardebaryor: |
Davash222:Lies Lies Lies |
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