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Romance › Re: Apart From, *let Me Call You Right Back* What Other Scam Do You Know? by lavylilly: 3:23pm On Jan 29, 2020
Blu03:
grin Nigerians and the many lies they tell!
Line i've used so many times, 'let me call you back'
Plus
'i just got your number, i'll save it to my contacts'
grin
Romance › Re: Apart From, *let Me Call You Right Back* What Other Scam Do You Know? by lavylilly: 3:23pm On Jan 29, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin
Petyprincess:
You are a good brother
Make sure you always save your sister from f**k boys nd sugar coated mouth niggas.
Romance › Re: Ladies Drop The Biggest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You. Let's Expose Them Now by lavylilly(op): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2020
undecided
Justdogood:
Hello guys,
Am open to a new relationship now. Not flirtatious ones though.
Like cool lovely one. Lemme borrow the Nigerian words "serious relationship "

Please I would prefer the lady to be slim and fair.
Even if its as skinny as a stick i wouldn't mind.
No one knows where he will meet his better half.

I just need my wife
Romance › Re: Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by lavylilly(op): 3:21pm On Jan 29, 2020
huh
Kennedyiheme02:
See simps on this thread saying they possess such qualities.. fools you'll be mopping the floor like houseboy, what a pity this generation is doomed
Romance › Re: Ladies Drop The Biggest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You. Let's Expose Them Now by lavylilly(op): 1:24pm On Jan 29, 2020
cheesy
Prettynpink:
�� Dude said his neighbour borrowed his phone and was texting some other girl.

Dm me at 09053070552 to view funny memes and fashion shows
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 1:23pm On Jan 29, 2020
MrHeff:
i asked you a valid question. There are loads of educated women ouyt there? Why haven't they accepted proposals from uneducated guys and sent them to school?

If you feel or know it is inappropriate for women to do such, then why the hell should men do the same for uneducated women?

But if you feel it is okay, then why haven't you spoken to women instead to sponsor the education of less educated men?

Abeg abeg abeg...
huh
Romance › Re: Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by lavylilly(op): 1:22pm On Jan 29, 2020
shocked
ExBachelor:
am divorced. Who is trailing u? U want to give advice again?
Romance › Ladies Drop The Biggest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You. Let's Expose Them Now by lavylilly(op): 9:36am On Jan 29, 2020
Ladies drop the biggest lie a guy has ever told you. Let's expose them now cheesy grin cheesy grin wink

Me: Dude told me that he will always be there for me, that am his angel just to get into my pant, i now put him to test and told him i was pregnant, kingdom scatter, igwe run away, dude showed me a clean pair of his heels, switched off his phones and disappeared into thin air, lol lies men tell..
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 9:33am On Jan 29, 2020
hmmmmmmmm
Getsaved:
Lavylilly, there are some sincere men that actually asked this question but not to discriminate girls that did not get adequate education. But to be able to know or guess how old they are. You know females changes a lot from their outwad appearance - if you know what I mean. Most times you see females of 16 or 18 dress, and their physical appearance may look early or late twenties. So, some men use this question to guess their age to know if they are within the age of marriage. Because it would be awkward to just ask a lady her age almost immediately. So, knowing her level of school can give the guy a close guess.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 9:33am On Jan 29, 2020
angry
chigoizie7:
Because you sometimes sound like a dropout
Romance › Re: Why Must All The Rules And Regulations In Africa Centre Around Women?? by lavylilly(op): 9:33am On Jan 29, 2020
ok
mumumugu:
they are advising you for your security and safety....
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 9:32am On Jan 29, 2020
MrHeff:
aunty, it is wife we are looking for, not charity project.

What is my own with sending her to school? Am i her father?

Why can't she stay on her level and date men like her that didn't go to school?

When last did you encourage your fellow women to send illiterate men to school?

Nonsense.
huh
Romance › Re: Why Must All The Rules And Regulations In Africa Centre Around Women?? by lavylilly(op): 9:32am On Jan 29, 2020
Yes
Hardebaryor:
No. While should go out and work so as to provide for the needs of their wives and children
Romance › Re: . by lavylilly(op): 9:31am On Jan 29, 2020
shocked
Tajbol4splend:
What's your source, how'd you know all this
Romance › Re: Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by lavylilly(op): 9:29am On Jan 29, 2020
undecided
Oreofepeters:
Kuku say you're looking for a house boy na
Romance › Re: Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by lavylilly(op): 4:30pm On Jan 28, 2020
wink
We4all:
They do exist, but are rare though. I have a neighbour like that.
Romance › Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by lavylilly: 4:01pm On Jan 28, 2020
cool
eni4real:
Fo how long do you intend to make your husband to be like this??
Maximum 2 years, his eyes will be opened!!!
Romance › Only If All Men Can Be Like My Future Husband by lavylilly(op): 3:56pm On Jan 28, 2020
Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help.

See future boo,
On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake.
First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle.

I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch.
You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing,
After that,

You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going,

When we are done with house chores..
We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�)..

Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things...
Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things..
Other Sundays it would be family outing..

On school days
While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school,
You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school.
Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school.

While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench .

Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare...

Other men,
You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see??

To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps

I come in peace..
Thanks�
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by lavylilly: 3:54pm On Jan 28, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Agbalowomeri:
If you no get anything to share nko grin
Take life insurance
Romance › Re: . by lavylilly(op): 3:54pm On Jan 28, 2020
ePoster:
I disagree with certain things in this post;
Firstly, every woman has a has a unique vagina. No two ladies coochie are the same. Meaning they each differ in physical appearances (size of labia minora/majora), color, depth, and size (width).
The overall thing is to find a patner who you can accomodate to avoid intimacy problems and to be happy with yourself just the way you are.

Second of all, your home remedy to tighten the vagina is just another example of the medicine that kills faster than the disease.
Dont us salt to wash down there and dont set in any damn bole of warm water. Kegel exercises are the best self care method to tighten the vagina and prevent uterine prolapse.

Woman sef!
For men not women.
Romance › Re: Why Must All The Rules And Regulations In Africa Centre Around Women?? by lavylilly(op): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2020
In Nigeria?
mezarddinny:
dress the way you want to be addressed. You can't dress like a yahoo boy and be driving a car and expect sars not to rough handle you. No sane sars will beat up a man dressed in suit in a car.
Romance › Re: Abstinence Remains The Best Option Though, But If You Must Make Love by lavylilly(op): 3:53pm On Jan 28, 2020
huh
Headlesschicken:
undecided All u little sissies keep talking about is sex sex sex, boyfriend girlfriend and more rubbish...
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 3:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
ePoster:
Everyone has personal standards. My preferances cannot be the same as yours.
Graduates have more levarage in succeeding than someone without a cert. It doesn't mean the latter is less of a 'person' or that he/she wouldn't make it in life. Earning a degree gives one more advantage.
When considering marriage, it doesn't all narrow down to just love. Other factors come to play. While some men prefer to be the sole financial provider, other would want a wife with a successful career.
We all got our different list. What matters is that the person you settle down with ticks atleast 80% of all the boxes.
Personally, im wont encourage anyone to marry another without a degree. I believe theres a decent measure of exposure that comes with education.
Even if she isn't a cert holder, she 'must' be passionate about her schooling and willing to pick it up again.
Lies
Romance › Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by lavylilly: 3:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
Only if all men can be like my future husband, there won't be need for a house help.

See future boo,
On Saturdays I know as a business man you can take the day off for family business's sake.
First I prepare breakfast we all eat and get ready for the day's hassle.

I will be in the kitchen cooking lunch.
You will be mopping the floors and tidying our space while the kids will be outside the compound playing,
After that,

You go bath the kids and stay with them while i run a little laundry cos we must have a washing machine so everything will be easy going,

When we are done with house chores..
We can all sleep and rest from the day's hassle and probably perform our marital duty to each other(my favorite part�)..

Some Sundays you can hangout with your friends and do boy's things...
Some Sundays too it would be my turn to leave you with the kids and hangout with my friends and do girls things..
Other Sundays it would be family outing..

On school days
While I wake up to go prepare breakfast and what the kids will take to school,
You are up too bathing the kids and preparing them for school.
Either you or me can DRIVE the kids to school.

While we do this together, the love,the fire and bond in our Union will never quench �.

Oh, of course we both would be earning in our various businesses or job and be bringing money home for our family's welfare...

Other men,
You see why you should all be like my future husband? You see??

To avoid assumed stories of the so called possessed wicked house helps

I come in peace..
Thanks�
Romance › Abstinence Remains The Best Option Though, But If You Must Make Love by lavylilly(op): 9:54am On Jan 28, 2020
Dear friends,
This is a follow up to https://www.nairaland.com/5645142/ladies-lets-talk-sex

Do you know that that vagina you feel is too wide for you is the right fit for your lover’s direct ex?

Yes, you read right!

I’m going to try to explain this as clearly as possible and I’d like other ladies who are straight forward too to contribute.

Do you also know that if you keep making love to her and she stops seeing the other man with the bigger penis, the vagina will shrink to your size!?

Yes, you read right.

If the vagina can close up (not entirely)after child birth, it definitely expands and shrinks.

You see, when a lady has a man with a medium sized to large penis and sees him for a while, nature is so wonderful that her aso rock then becomes just right for him!

When something goes wrong and she moves on with her life, then she meets you and lays with you, if you have a smaller phallus compared to her ex lover, then sex is a little “easier”.
That’s when some men complain that the woman isn’t “tight”!

Now, if she was dating you with the small sized penis, then meets someone with a bigger sized one, there’ll be no issues!

Now ladies, this isn’t possible all the time, but I’d advise you do it once you remember. You know that warm water bath new mothers do, do it if you break up with your man... Do it before you open up yourself to another man. Also, boil some water, pour in a little bucket add a little pinch of salt, then sit on it for about 5minutes.

This will go a long way in boosting your confidence.

We’ve all goofed at one point or the other and trust me, a real and mature man will understand these things.

Abstinence remains the best option though, but if you must make Love,make it memorable for you both.

One love
Romance › . by lavylilly(op): 9:39am On Jan 28, 2020
Dear friends,

Do you know that that vagina you feel is too wide for you is the right fit for your lover’s direct ex?

Yes, you read right!

I’m going to try to explain this as clearly as possible and I’d like other ladies who are straight forward too to contribute.

Do you also know that if you keep making love to her and she stops seeing the other man with the bigger penis, the vagina will shrink to your size!?

Yes, you read right.

If the vagina can close up (not entirely)after child birth, it definitely expands and shrinks.

You see, when a lady has a man with a medium sized to large penis and sees him for a while, nature is so wonderful that her aso rock then becomes just right for him!

When something goes wrong and she moves on with her life, then she meets you and lays with you, if you have a smaller phallus compared to her ex lover, then sex is a little “easier”.
That’s when some men complain that the woman isn’t “tight”!

Now, if she was dating you with the small sized penis, then meets someone with a bigger sized one, there’ll be no issues!

Now ladies, this isn’t possible all the time, but I’d advise you do it once you remember. You know that warm water bath new mothers do, do it if you break up with your man... Do it before you open up yourself to another man. Also, boil some water, pour in a little bucket add a little pinch of salt, then sit on it for about 5minutes.

This will go a long way in boosting your confidence.

We’ve all goofed at one point or the other and trust me, a real and mature man will understand these things.

Abstinence remains the best option though, but if you must make Love,make it memorable for you both �.

Meanwhile, do you think you are beautiful without makeup? Let’s see pictures of you below ��

One love
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by lavylilly: 9:26am On Jan 28, 2020
Guys, write your will.

Writing it won't kill you or hasten your death.

It just means you care enough about your family to create a plan for their well-being just in case something happens to you.

Update it annually.
Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by lavylilly: 9:25am On Jan 28, 2020
Guys, write your will.

Writing it won't kill you or hasten your death.

It just means you care enough about your family to create a plan for their well-being just in case something happens to you.

update it annually.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 9:23am On Jan 28, 2020
why?
Davash222:
I'm interested to know if you're a graduate, a student, or a drop outhuh
Romance › Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by lavylilly(op): 9:15am On Jan 28, 2020
Why is it that men of these days are so interested in knowing whether a gal is a student or graduate?
Men please, that she didn't go to school doesn't mean she has no career, future, can't make a good wife or make her an illiterate..
The last time I checked my dictionary, An illiterate is someone who can not read or write.. If she can read and write ,you have no problem with her provided she gives you peace.

Please stop making them feel like less human, graduates on the other hand should stop discriminating them because they are not opportune to attend college.

Some of these girls are very intelligent, wise and hardworking, but unfortunately for them, they couldn't get sponsor.
Men if you see a good, but not educated, please marry her and enroll her in school provide she is intelligent and willing to go to school.
Most of these girl are wife materials..
Romance › Re: Why Must All The Rules And Regulations In Africa Centre Around Women?? by lavylilly(op): 9:10am On Jan 28, 2020
And men play or fool around
Hardebaryor:
Yes, they are right. Women are supposed to take care of the home.
Romance › Re: Why Must All The Rules And Regulations In Africa Centre Around Women?? by lavylilly(op): 9:10am On Jan 28, 2020
Davash222:
Dress the way you want to be addressed. You can't dress like an olosho and sit in a bar alone and expect men not to ask you such question.
No sane man will ask a well dressed lady in a bar how much for a night.

Shalom.
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