Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:28pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
sureplug57: Going into fulltime betting I dey laugh in spiritual language |
Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:27pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
willi926: Start farm business. Like stock prefarebly Go and learn it o! Don't just venture into it o |
Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:26pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
opera1: Start my building project by February Do you hav a land? |
Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by lavylilly: 4:25pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
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Family › Re: Strict Parents Raise The Best Children. by lavylilly: 4:22pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
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Crime › Re: *the Largest Bank Robbery In History – About To Happen In Nigeria* by lavylilly: 4:21pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
 Draggun: How can I like this twice? Damn. |
Romance › Re: What Is Your Experience With Ladies Who Were Raised Up By Single Mother? by lavylilly: 8:36am On Dec 24, 2023 |
 eazzzy1: Ambitious, strong and independent. They grew up seeing their mom’s strength and the need to not rely on anyone. |
Romance › Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by lavylilly: 8:34am On Dec 24, 2023 |
 samwash: The greatest achievement for Nigerians this year is staying alive. |
Family › Re: My Journey To Ikoyi Prison by lavylilly: 8:29am On Dec 24, 2023 |
I don’t like to remember or talk about my prison experience, the reason why I have been mute about it all through. The life there is sickening! It is an experience that can drain you for life. I’m not talking about prison in general, I’m talking about the the NIGERIAN PRISON. Nigeria is ruined tbh. And I don’t think we would ever get out of this terrible state till death. I am not being negative, I’m a very optimistic person but I have seen it all trust me.
To start with, I think Nigeria is the only country where you are accused for something and without proof or evidence to show, you can be in jail for the rest of your life. If you know you don’t have families to fight for you, please don’t be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Do you know there are teenagers in the Nigerian prison Small boys barely 18 are there for Crimes they did not commit or know absolutely nothing about?
While I was there, there was this boy they always call chin- chin in my cell. I kept wondering why they always called him that and asked him one day - Guy come here, why do they call you chin-chin all the time? guess his reply? “i was hungry and I stole chin chin” that was what brought him to prison. He looked gentle. I was 100% sure the boy is barely 20 years old. My heart was filled with tears but I could not cry so he doesn’t feel too bad. I asked again, are you sure that is what brought you here? He said “nothing else bro” and I was shocked! I guess he does not have people to fight for him, or probably his parents/family are tired of trying. If you know what it cost to get out of prison, you will be shocked! Everything I’m saying to you right now is real. No jokes. There was another young guy, I was particular about these young boys cos I kept wondering what they would have done to be in prison. If you see guys 30-40 years old in there, true or not you will lowkey feel they committed the crime. But not these young boys.
There was this boy, he works for his oga, the oga just came one day and accused him of stealing 200k from his shop. The boy said he barely stayed 3 days in a police cell before he was brought to prison. A boy barely 20 years old! No proper investigation, nothing was done! I thought Prison was for people with serious cases. people who have been convicted for crimes committed with “evidence” or they were caught in the act When did it turn a place for keeping suspects like small boys? You know what made this particular case worse? It is the fact that the parent/ family of the boy wanted to settle out of court. Saying sir, please give us 2 months, we would pay so and so monthly to cover up but the OGA did not agree. It was hurting!!!
The boy, I had to ask him again, Just gist me guy, did you move this money? He was like “bros, we are here together. There is absolutely nothing to be corny about, I did not steal his money.” Argh! I lost hope in Nigeria! This time a tear dropped!
I’m talking about serving you garri with no sugar! Just raw garri in plates. No sugar, water, milk or anything to it. Just raw garri for your chewing pleasure. There are about 3 or 4 foods in the Nigerian prison. Watery beans and dead ass garri. The garri are those ones that blind your eyes over time when you eat them too much. Yes you heard me correctly. At some point, these inmates don’t see properly again, cos too much of this garri.
The other is Eba and egusi, they won’t even make the eba well to start with, talk more of the egusi, it feels like hell fire. Egusi that taste like water. Guys what does water taste like again? It is tasteless!!! And they served rice. Will be honest with you guys, this was the only average food I could eat. Not cos it was sweet, but aspa u can chew rice alone now. Cos the stew was trash. Imagine putting 2-3 spoons of stew inside 2 paint of rice. Yeah that’s what it felt like. It was hell. That was the only food every one eats, cos at least you can eat raw rice and still be fine Let’s leave the food part.
We move to the numbers in the cells. Here is probably the toughest part of it all, if it’s time to sleep, it’s time to cry. Think about this, look at your room; look around very well. It is just you right? Yeah it’s comfort and you don’t want anyone else. Imagine if your room had like 200 people inside it. Just the thought of it alone is sickening right? That’s how the NIGERIAN PRISON is. Imagine them placing like over 200 inmates in one room. Now forget about if They committed the crimes or not. Actualize what I’m saying here. A small room filled with 200+ people. Do you know what it feels like You can’t even fucking breath ! Talkless of sleeping !!!
I fucking paid to sleep under a bed! Yes there are payments in the Nigerian prison. Everytime they bring in a new inmate, the prison guards are angry and its understandable. The marshals of each cell are angry and it is understandable. Too many persons, too little space!
I paid about N10,0000 (10k) to sleep under a bed. Full time bed space cost about 30k or so. I could not afford that at that time. If you would keep inmates, for crimes committed or not! At least put them in a safe and comfortable place. Not like you are leaving them to die. Imagine me paying 10k to sleep under a bed. You should understand what it felt like to sleep in the general place. They sleep on top of each other. Yehhhh! You heard me right. They sleep in chains! People sleep on top of you.
U can’t fucking move your legs! Ah I was ready to go to hell then. Cos earth was trash and the life and stress was not worth it. Guys, there are thousands of inmates who did not do shit and are in jail! The Nigerian police do not do proper investigation, please watch yourselves.
Know your movements and do not stay out too late. You could be the next person for doing absolutely nothing. Nigeria can never be better. Care for yourself and your family till death Copied |
Romance › Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by lavylilly: 4:05am On Dec 24, 2023 |
LikeAking: I bought cars, completed my 5th tenants flats..
Expanded my business to Benin. Congratulations 🎉 |
Career › Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by lavylilly: 4:02am On Dec 24, 2023 |
Kingcid: Especially if you stay in Lagos
9-5 won't fund the luxury life you desire Yes o |
Education › Re: What I Leant When nairaland Went Down by lavylilly: 6:33pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
If I talk ehn |
Career › Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by lavylilly: 6:31pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
As regards the subject matter, just have a side hustle. |
Romance › Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by lavylilly: 6:28pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
Hmmmmmm |
Career › Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by lavylilly: 6:08pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
Holluwhakemmy: I should come? Lol I didn't say so, I am only saying delay is dangerous and 2024 wouldn't be a bad year for me to eat your wedding rice. |
Family › Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? (pictures) by lavylilly: 6:07pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
 SETHARTHUR: Christmas 🎄 is European pegan celebration. I will celebrate ofala festival at my village which is my culture not Christmas. |
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Career › Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by lavylilly: 6:04pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
Holluwhakemmy: Eyah I'm not in Lagos but Ile-Ife. Merry Christmas in advance Distance shouldn't be a barrier as I would love to eat another rice come 2024. |
Properties › Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by lavylilly: 6:01pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
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Properties › Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by lavylilly: 6:01pm On Dec 23, 2023 |
smasher1: People get robbed, kidnap etc every day. Based on information given by close friends, family members. Never disclose to anyone, more information than they need to know. A colleague contribution by others worth about 4 months salary was debited last week. It was evidently done by people she knows who check the phone regularly and waited for the appropriate time.  |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Am Thinking Of Quiting These Jobs Because It Taking A Toll On Me by lavylilly: 6:51am On Dec 17, 2023 |
Sapa dey Nigeria o! Think of the responsibility then you will know you actually needs these jobs |
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Career › Re: Jobs City by lavylilly(op): 6:31am On Dec 16, 2023 |
We're Hiring 📢
WALK IN INTERVIEW & SELECTION AT MR. BIGGS & DEBONAIRS PIZZA (LAGOS MAINLAND)
Job Function: Service Assistant & Dispatch Riders
Our client is searching for a reliable, dedicated team members (CSR, Cooks, Pizza Maker, Dispatch Riders) to join its team.
Team Member Requirements: • SSCE/Diploma/NCE/OND. • Previous experience or No working in QSR Industry as training would be given before and on the job. • Excellent time management and interpersonal skills. • Self-starter with a positive attitude. • Smart and Reliable • Good Communication skills
Benefits: • Attractive Salary: Service Assistant (95k – 140k Net) Dispatch Riders (55k - 60k Net) • HMO • Pension • Daily Lunch • 13th Month Allowance • Leave Allowance • Incentives • Commissions etc...
Locations: Ikeja, Victoria Island, Obalende, CMS, Abule Egba, Ketu, Ogudu, Festac, Ogudu, Ojota, Surulere, Magodo, Ketu, Ikosi etc…
If you are qualified or know anyone ready to join our clients brand (Mr Biggs and Debonairs Pizza) should walk in on Monday 18th December 2023 by 9am prompt @ UAC Restaurants Head Office, address is located at Plot 32 Kudirat Abiola Way, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos |
Career › Re: Jobs City by lavylilly(op): 6:30am On Dec 16, 2023 |
I need an FP&A Analyst:
Very good with Excel and have a good experience (2-4 years), with a manufacturing background.
You can share CV to my email.
mk.lawale@gmail.com
Office Location is Ijora Lagos. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Note To Those Working In Lagos. by lavylilly(op): 6:21am On Dec 16, 2023 |
 kalu61: That makes you suspect anything and everything even good intentions |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Untold Stories Of Nigerians Seeking Work In Libya. So Unfortunate! by lavylilly: 6:21am On Dec 16, 2023 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › 10 Unprofessional Attitudes By Recruiters. by lavylilly(op): 5:38pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
10 Unprofessional Attitudes by Recruiters.
Creating a positive interview experience for candidates is key in the hiring process as it impacts on your brand and ability to attract top talent but often at times, in the bid to meet up with deadlines, we overlook some acceptable behaviors and gradually, these becomes entrenched as our culture. Some of these that have creeped into the way we treat candidates are:
1. Failing to apologise for delayed Interview sessions and thinking it is acceptable to keep candidates waiting endlessly.
2. Not stating the time period that candidates should expect to wait for their interview to aid their effective planning.
3. Sending out interview invites within 24 hours and expecting candidates to show up for it.
4. Inviting out of state candidates especially recent graduates for interview without any provision for a transport fare.
5. Not sending out timely feedback to unselected candidates especially those that have moved beyond the first stage. (Job profile should state that only qualified candidates would be invited except where there is an automated system in place).
6. Harassing candidates and disguising it as Stress- Interview.
7: Interviewing candidates that came later rather than following the order of arrival. (Contestable?).
8. Making an issue about employment gaps and disqualifying competent candidates on that basis.
9. Intentionally Intimidating candidates and making them feel uncomfortable either by staring hard at them and asking questions that are suggestive and full of innuendo.
10. Highlighting candidates mistake in a derogatory manner rather than correcting respectfully or making snide remarks during panel interviews.
(Do you have any that you can add or have you ever been subjected to any of these, please feel free to share).
Let me take a moment to get you into the Christmas mood. |
Career › Re: Jobs City by lavylilly(op): 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
VACANCY FOR A FEMALE ACCOUNT OFFICER. There is a vacancy for the position of a female account officer in a company located at Agindigbi Ikeja Lagos, interested candidates should send CV to omolola@sourcingandproduce.com . Thanks
Our client in energy company is looking for an experienced chartered accountant for urgent employment. Kindly forward your CV to fayolandfortuneconsulting@gmail.com if you are interested. Application closes tomorrow. Thanks
If you’re interested in working in an audit firm as an audit trainee kindly send your cv to abdulmalikahmed224@yahoo.com Location is Abuja |
Career › Re: Jobs City by lavylilly(op): 1:14pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
Vacancies for Experience Audit Associate and Seniors
Vacancies exist in our firm, PML Professional Services, Lagos office for the position of
1. Experience Audit Associate Qualifications: HND/BSC Experience: 1- 2 years audit experience
2. Audit Senior Qualifications: HND/BSC Experience: 3 - 5 years audit experience Must be a Chartered Accountant.
Interested candidates should send Cv to hr@pml.com.ng |
Career › Re: Jobs City by lavylilly(op): 1:14pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
VACANCY 🇳🇬
Position: Business Development Manager
Reference number: 20025 Location: Ikeja, Lagos State. Interview Mode: Onsite
FFSD group is a goal-oriented and dynamic organization with a track record in providing high-quality, person-centered support and we are looking for a Head of Business Development to join our team.
RESPONSIBILIES: Identify and negotiate partnerships, collaborations, and alliances that can contribute to the company's growth. • Develop detailed project plans outlining tasks, timelines, and resource requirements. • Assemble projects and assign responsibilities. • Monitor project timelines and milestones and manage risks throughout the project lifecycle. • Maintain comprehensive project documentation, including plans, reports, and meeting minutes. • Identify opportunities and threats and assess strengths and weaknesses. • Active involvement in building partnerships in line with company’s target. • Collaborate with leadership to establish clear and measurable strategic goals. • Develop and implement strategic plans to achieve set organizational objectives. • Lead pitching of company’s services to potential clients/partners. • Develop and implement key performance indicators (KPIs) to measure progress toward strategic goals. • Negotiate and execute deals that create value for the organization. • Identify and coordinate events and activities to promote company visibility. • Develop strategies to leverage network for business opportunities and partnerships. • Attend industry events, conferences, and networking functions to build a professional network. • Provide guidance, mentorship, and support to team members. • Train team members, arranging external training where appropriate. REQUIREMENTS: • Proven working experience as a business development manager, sales executive, or a relevant role. • University degree. • High level proficiency in communication and negotiation skills. • Tenacity and drive to seek new business and meet or exceed targets. • Interpersonal skills for building and developing relationships with clients. • Ability to work with little or no supervision. • Excellent time management and prioritization skills • Strong ability to work independently and with a team. • Must reside within Ikeja and environs. Salary Range: 150-200k Interested and qualified candidates can send their CVs and Cover letter to careers@ffsdgroup.com using the Job role and location as the subject of the mail. Application Deadline: 12/12/2023 |