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...water don pass garri oga don run away



edon happen

Fake padded poo reservoir



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dozzybreezy:
Next abeg

....abeg na hu beat yu wey your eyes dey rush water lai this nah?

, e be lai say the guy fine pass you mek you dey cry abi

Sixfeetbelle:
It's not only you. And I don't fancy fair guys like that ooh but I made exception for him

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see them lover birds in the house

What's the bone of contention between you and Edwin Ugonna that you decided to tarnish his image publicly right here




.....hope you fully understood me

SLAP44:
OkwuDIRI Duoye, the anointed David who God wants to use to better our lives in Bayelsa.

OkwuDiri DuruOye

02Kebreal:
Crocodile tears.
Yes!

....correctional professor


you should be working in one of the correctional centers

...this is why I don't believe in marriage or loving/trusting a woman....I will rather contract you to give me 1 or 2 children then I settle you to go your way

ashacot:
Peter Obi gooffed for attending the burial of Nnamdi kanu's parent. He Obi is nursing the ambition to contest the next presidential election. Going to the burial or a FUGITIVE and a secessionists is very wrong. Obi just armed his rivals what to use against him in 2023 elwction. All they will do is to distribute picture of obi attending the burial of an unrepentant secessionists who is doing everything to break the country. They may accuse him of trying to win the presidency position to break the country .

I am not saying obi shouldn't have sympathize with the Kings family but he should have done it differently by sending message across.

What obi needs right now is to build bridges not indirectly burning them. Most people will see him as an IPOB ALLY NOW and he wants to rule Nigeria

....please drink to quench your thirst

OmoOduduwa01:
Nah!!! It's called Video audio cry

Oga Dino you're calling on your haters to come after you.....o, better keep your wealth/cars to yourself...ooo



....otherwise they might jail you

Fulani herdgirls attack.....that's what they learnt from their papas




......what do you expect/think

Charleys:
How does someone video herself crying. I don't understand

It's called crocodiles tears

Meedon:
Are those animal Jebra?

No Sir, they're called ostricheratus otuaka-amulitus

The man was diding tea nah

williams2kg:
I am beginning to think that this government will one day call boko haram to negotiating table in the name of ending the war for peace to reign. This negotiation will lead to sharing the government key position with them to achieve their Islamisation agenda.

Wise talk.....no doubt about this, because things are moving to this direction in high speed

Kinematics:
There's no big city in SE I've not been to. Is it Enugu, Onitsha, Aba, Umuahia or Abakaliki?
Dont let me start oo..
I've been to Aba more than 20 times and each time I go there its Ibo language first before anything, even the bus you enter almost everyone including the driver and conductors will be speaking Ibo to you, keke is even worse. I've been yelled at for not speaking Ibo whereas I'm not even Ibo.

What do you want to start, Aba people can interact with anybody in English once they noticed you don't hear or speak Igbo



.....they're unlike Yoruba's and Hausa's, I used only 3 months to start speaking Yoruba when I was in Ibadan because of their inability to speak or understand English

Kinematics:
Guess you are referring to a different Aba. No city in the SE is English/pidgin speaking city. Yes they understand these language, but dont speak it as a daily language.
Same as SW cities and north. Only cities in the SS besides Uyo qualify for English/pidgin english speaking.

It's very clear that you don't know what you're saying

Bonessaw:
Sani is this how you point with a left hand the land that nutured your infancy. How would you talk bad about Onitsha a place you and you siblings and parents lived. Did the east kill you people when you were there? You must be an embarrassment to your Igbo friends who call you nwanne.

Sani aka Arewa, Chino, Yyeske, Meleszenawi, Chinolisation, Abia1stson, OkpalaAnambra. Why would you keep denigrating the land that moulded you to the man you’re today?You must be a disappointment to Baba Haruna your father?Sani why?

That's to tell you the level of tribalistic they are, the worst part is that they can never buy or build any house in the East no matter how long they stayed there....that's number one teaching or orientation for them in their mosques....one Nigeria indeed

jimyjames:
Hmm

Just imagine a guy from the north plateau state where people are killed everyday is talking about security in the south east where there are check points everywhere

You are not serious

Don't mind the onye ara, that's guilty conscience disturbing him because of their segregation or tribalism again Igbos in their region...they always think that once they traveled to the East they would be treated the same way, just imagine a fully grown adult haven't traveled to the East ever since he was on planet earth

aumeehn:
Aba is not that safe o, the south sef is not safe.

...have you ever traveled out of your local government since you're born and how do you know that South east isn't safe?



Aba is the safest city OK, you only have to mind your business just as it's in other cities

willsonzzy:
In aba bus and Keke drivers don't speak english but if you speak english they'll understand, in pH pigin is the main language I mean broken English,when you're in pH don't go to dioub,abuloma and the dline at night.you can get a very nice hotel in old or new GRA,avoid night movement and you will enjoy your stay,

Who told you this rubbish?


Please Aba is English/pidgin speaking city OK

Kendumazy:
Hmmm. Mansion building is what they know how to do best. No technological developments invention that will lift so many common man out of poverty. It's well.

....because the leaders are not creative minded fellows, I think they should emulate from Paul Kagame of Rwanda

...OK you need troubles right Come stay with me nah



graphic designers doesn't need troubles/noise they're always in meditation about their works. I am a living testimony to this.....




Whenever he's in the studio working just go there and watch what he's doing so as to enable you cope with his calmness but don't distract him....o with your troubles OK

TissuePaper:
Dammmmn Nigggaaar

A fresh Creamy pussy would have saved that boy's life

....oya receive it....

...another way of looting public fund is loaded and Mr lie-n-us is in the other room asking for $500m loan to equip nta in order to contest and beat almighty CNN out of the way

....instead of calling firefighters they gathered there to see how it could explode



I pity the citizens of this nation


Please check my signature to see how how/where we can help

Watamidoinhere:
International airport bawo?
it looks basic
Abi na my eyes day pain me?

....are you surprised


so you won't like other States to have a functional international airports


Please stop it because monopoly is a killer disease...

Martinez39s:
Reward her for what exactly? Her parents are solely responsible for her not FCMB or anyone else.

....oga you dey jealous...o


so you nor like arangy abeg think out another format

Chinese....!hear word about what you eat and you said no, cockroaches you'll eat, rats urine you will drink, snakes head you go chop, akpala okuko unu ga ata.....now you see your life