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greatgod2012: **sighs**
guys, do u have d gut?i bet it , u would become something else after d experience. In my previous labours,my hubby would drive me and my mom or my MIL as d case may be, stayed 4 a while,only to come back after d baby is born and therafter feel happy and carry d baby joyfully, its not dt he doesnt appreciate me but i wasnt satisfied with d fact dt he has not been there personally to witness it, so i begged him to stay with me in my last labour experience, which he accepted, so on dis d-day, he took me to d hospital and asked d doctor to allow him in d labour room which d doctor accepted but asked him if he has d mind and he responded affirmatively, hhhmmm, u men no get liver o, come and see dis man, even me dt was labouring was pitying him, see d way he was shouting and screaming on d doctor and d widwives, infact, he was just saying rubbish things, even till now i still make jest of him abt dt day, he was just too emotional, words like, "doctor, e rora now"," is she still alive", "eje(blood) yii ti poju o,","pain yii ti po ju fun iyawo mi o" among others are d words he was uttering, and when d baby finally came out,i expected him to be happy, but he was just shouting "my wife, my wife". After d whole exercise, he said "honey, pls, pardon me, i never knew this is what u experience each time u go into labour, i think we've had enough number of children.
My suggestion:
men who dont appreciate or who brutalise their wives should be allowed to witness d experience, maybe, dt will make dm, to a greater extent appreciate dir wives.
My conclusion: men who beat up their wives are not appreciative and are ANIMALS.

WOW! are you sure,,, uhmm am I sure,,, I don't think I would like to be dere me don't have heart o, I can't see blood

uyiekpenm: My husband refused to leave my side from d moment I went into labour till I was delivered of our son. He finally left after d baby was cleaned up and handed over to him. I still wonder if I could have done it successfully without him cheering me on. I thank God for having such a wonderful husband.

Wow that's so romantic

obadiah777: hell nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. if i see all that gore coming out of her coochieee i dont think i will want to stick my poron in their again lailai walahi talahi

chai! yu dey mad no be small

ItsModella: Yeah, I would want him to be there to provide emotional support afterall na him give me the belle. He should be able to see how his child makes his/her entrance into this world.

Funny you

The Obama campaign team sent activists in a ‘big bird’ costume to Mitt Romney’s campaign.

The ad mocks the Republican candidate for singling out the public broadcaster behind Sesame Street for spending cuts. One read ‘this middle-class tax hike brought to you by R-O-M-N-E-Y’

Mr Romney said in a presidential debate last week that he would slash funding to PBS, despite liking Big Bird.

Opinion polls suggest Mr Romney has hit Mr Obama’s lead after the Republican’s strong debate performance.

With election day looming on 6 November, the two White House rivals campaigned on Tuesday in the key election swing state of Ohio.

No endorsement! It’s a Big, Yellow, Menace

Sesame Workshop, the non-profit behind the long-running children’s show, said in a statement that it was a nonpartisan organisation.

“We do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns,” the organisation said.

“We have approved no campaign ads and, as is our general practice, have requested that the ad be taken down.”

Obama spokesman Ben LaBolt said the campaign was considering the request.

The US government partially funds PBS and National Public Radio, both targets of conservative politicians.

Mr Obama has used Mr Romney’s comments in their first debate to attack the Republican candidate’s spending priorities.

The advertisement pokes fun at Mr Romney with clips of him mentioning Big Bird and PBS throughout the campaign.

“One man has the guts to say his name,” says the ad, flashing to Mr Romney and then the feathered character.

“Big. Yellow. A menace to our economy. Mitt Romney knows it’s not Wall Street you have to worry about. It’s Sesame Street.”

A Romney spokesman accused the Obama campaign on Tuesday of not focusing on serious issues.

“I just find it troubling that the president’s message, the president’s focus 28 days from election day, is Big Bird,” Kevin Madden told reporters.

The latest Reuters poll suggests Mr Romney has erased Mr Obama’s advantage with voters on a range of issues, including the economy.

A Pew Research Center poll indicated Mr Romney was leading the president by four points.

And according to a Gallup poll, Mr Romney was at 49% to Mr Obama’s 47% among likely voters. However, Mr Obama was leading in the same survey among registered voters.

VIA - XtremeGists

adora4u1: It would take my mind off the pain!

Lolzz!!! seeing your hubby soaked in 'sweet pee'??

Freiburger: But you sabi stay on top of her and wind your weist abi?

Lolzzzz I can't stop laughing!!!!

slimchi2k2: i dont think so
i can't behold the pain

Oh,,, might not be that bad though

adora4u1: What if it's a boy and it peed on his father's face while coming into this world?

heheh so that's what yu're praying for

A bus conveying passengers just sumersaulted at Costain bustop

A commercial bus just summersalted at Costain bus-stop in Ebutte-Meta region of Lagos.

The said bus was conveying passengers and smmersalted in full glare of commuters at the junction says an eye-witness.

The bus “landed on the conductor and another lady, a passenger. It was spilling, thankfully, diesel.

Folks dashed for the scene immediately. And there I saw the Nigerian spirit!


In what seemed like a telepathic agreement, a group of young men gathered around d bus, bent under d side on d ground, and started pushing!

The men were pushing, and one of them sincerely praying to God for mercy on the people the bus was resting upon.

The push was tough. The bus wasn’t a Danfo, it was just a big bus. At a stage, it started coming back, almost overpowering the pushers.

The clear danger here was that it could fall again and then finally kill those under it. So the spirit of emergency took over.

The push was intensified. More hands joined. And…at last…the bus was raised.
http://xtremegists.com/2012/10/flash-bus-sumersaults-at-costain-bustop-ebutte-meta/

k2039: Yes,I will,afterall I pumped the baby into her womb

Lol man

jigwe101: I would want him to be there for sure. I did not get myself pregnant. I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me if we eventually get married and he said yes but he won't look down there. He'll just pet my hand and head lol

That's pretty nice, I don't think looking down would be advice-able

queensmith: 'do her thing'? you are disgraceful.

Sorry queensmith,,, wat word would be most appropriate ma'am?? No offense

BeraBera: They went to the debtor's house by 5am, not 3am

Even 5am is something else!

But the bastards behind their death would find their own in a more horrid way! Aluunatics!

Spot ON!

Thanks for da advice, should come in handy to every1 here both now and in future (kids)

Ladies – would you like your husband to be present in the labor room to watch you give birth?? (kinda gross if you ask me )

Gents – would you like to be in the labor room with your wife and watch her ‘do her thing’?

Please lets hear your thoughts on this..

via = http://xtremegists.com/2012/10/would-you-stay-in-the-labor-room-with-your-wife/

Bunchers stab: Next topic pls

Hmm,,, no wonder yu ain't going places... smh

Iskra: @el-patch...these are the type of comments that show how very far removed and pathetic our values have become. Of everything to comment about in that post, it is his watch that caught your eye. He wasn't in a fashion show, he has just been made an ambassador due to his hard work, his using his mind constructively and all you see is his watch. If you were to give a talk to secondaRY school or primary school students(sorry, you cant even give a talk I am sure) what would you tell them. Watch or shoes or car or shirt doesnt add any value to you. Think creatively and produce something that endures and be contented with what you have or work with your conscience to make life better for yourself. Not only seeing his shinning watch because I am sure you will do same if you were in school in a university or even walking on the streets and you might even be salivating with dangerous greed and only the amount of values you have in you will determine what it will lead you to do. A strong value system is a priceless commodity. Spread this. If you dont wear a gold watch in your life it doesnt make you less a m,an. If you produce the best furniture there is by your hard work it is better than the naked avarice you just showed in your post. This is what happens to students in schools ,universities and even in our society on general where wrong values has led to our society standing on its head and it is the result we see everyday playing out in all sorts of cultist criminal gangs wanting to wear fine clothes as a sign of belonging(stupid thinking) or force a girl to go out with them(weaklings in their minds), drive a car you dont have the means to own or care for(criminality and laziness). Lets reset our values, we dont need church or mosque for this we need people to shed every form of societal pretence and hold on to true substance. Hard work really pays, hard work and smart CONSCIENTOUS thinking pays.

Hey easy dude,,, easy!

Akshow: for real?

Yeah for REAL bro

A very hearty congrats to him,,, he's a big talent.

Our very Own Mr Incredible becomes a UN Ambassador for UNODC

Chocolate City Music rapper Jude Abaga, popularly known as Mr. Incredible has been knighted as UNODC’s Goodwill Ambassador on Smuggling of Migrants in Abuja.

Smuggling has been defined as the procurement of such peoples into a State for financial or material benefit. Virtually every country in the world is affected by this crime; Nigeria is no exception.

M.I, has been selected to speak against this vicious cycle. He serves as a role model capable of speaking powerfully against such smuggling. His journey in hip-hop within Africa stands to remind young men and women that even when the odds are stacked against you, persistence and hard-work pay off.

visit the link to see his tweet, and tweet at him to congratulate him...
http://xtremegists.com/2012/10/m-i-honored-as-un-goodwill-ambassador-for-unodc/

UNODC assists Governments and other entities across the world to roll back threats causes by illicit drugs, transnational organized crime and terrorism.

manosteel: What have we done to Farouk Lawal, Oteodola? Most times, we channel our energies pursuing showdows and forget about the real thing.

Leave the bunch of fools at the EFCC,,, left the likes of Otedola, Mike Adenuga, Obasanjo, Diezani Alison Madueke and co to chase shadows... stupid move by a failed government!

maclatunji: Of course and they don't ask questions about how a single man can afford to give such huge amounts away without stealing or some other form of crime. Even Dangote can't give away N1 billion without putting his business in danger. He can only make such donations to fuel political campaigns to get $1 billion in return.

Who is this big fool?? Do you know that at one point Bill Gates shared his wealth in two and gave half to charity?? we're talking twenty something BILLION DOLLARS... so get yur shit right!

Nigerians are just known for greediness, selfishness, and other top nonsense you can blab about!


The EFCC are a bunch of canker-worms! Do you think if you pay tithe you can collect it again?? They're just ignoramus'!
I won't blame them, Nigeria is a failed state!

The fools planning on arresting ministers of God - Rev Fr, - should be prepared for the wrath of heaven...

k2039: [color=#FF0099] [size=13pt]I'm a passive user because I'm active on nairaland
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so yu're more nairaland than facebook?? thats awkward... I actually am a facebook, G+ and pinterest addict,,, buh I base on facebook 3/4,,,

Uhmmm,,, felt like dropping this here
#DaTechManiac

Igweka: The
reporter is not sure of the killer,he said police disappeared from the
area and later said police removed the corps and arrested the victim's
girl friend. How did they know his girl friend and they dnt know d
victim's name. Lets be sincere i know we hate police.

that pic is rather gruesome! where do yu fellas get this pics from?? smh
Big G at work!

Thanks to you, me and all of you all – Facebook’s hit it’s 1billion active users milestone!

Facebook CEO - Mark Zuckerberg today said in a statement on facebook blog that the popular social media network has reached a 1 billion "active users milestone".

“This morning, there are more than one billion people using Facebook actively each month. If you’re reading this: thank you for giving me and my little team the honor of serving you.

Helping a billion people connect is amazing, humbling and by far the thing I am most proud of in my life. I am committed to working every day to make Facebook better for you, and hopefully together one day we will be able to connect the rest of the world too,” wrote Zuckerberg in an official blog post.

Facebook had 955 million active users in July 2012, and though gaining 45 million users is not a small task, it seems as if the world’s biggest online social network took a little bit more time than expected reaching the 1 billion milestone.

So how active are you on the popular social media, are you one of the great facebook active users??

http://techinfomania.com/2012/10/facebook-harnesses-1billion-active-users/

Nayoanalytical: I want to advise the so-called Nigerian stars and perhaps celebrities,no day passes without seeing in Nairaland the Birthday pictures of the Ini Edos,Monalisas,Genevives,Elliots,Okereke Linus',Joke Silvas,Omosexys etc.Brothers and sisters,let us stop brandishing all these stuffs perhaps showing that you are opulent.Nigerians are hungry and need change in economy,'fighting corruption in high places,fighting against injustices,these should be our targets as a people who have future and not just showing me pictures all day long.Youths do not have jobs,no more sense of belonging because of high rate of poverty,most people have resorted to self help like kidnapping,ritualism,armed robbery etc.Let us stop much of this merriment and ask our crumbling government some questions and back them up with actions.
Yes,i do celebrate birthdays in a low key and do not show pictures off,i'm very comfortable but i empathise with the poor so much,let's show love and fight these monsters in power rather than showing few bottles of champagnes and Ini Edo's short and provocative skirts in every occasion

Like seriously?? So real cool peeps like you still exist in Nairaland and Nigeria as a whole?? I thought it was filled with knuckle heads like the poster and the immature broads all voicing stupid thoughts...

pedestal82: Their wedding was made into a short movie (acting).
Birthday bash, acting, because she knw say e dey shelle
Just hope the whole marraige parade no be Acting too oh!

You mean like keeping up with Stephie Okereke Linus??

Azubreezy: U lot just make it ur hobby or a point of duty to hate sm1 who thrives in adversity. Go get a life or berra still, find ya square root. D gals iz having fun and ya'll are whinning. She no send una. If una like, make una listen to ha music. Kip wasting ur cock-breaths hating on a lady who will still act on screen n make more money no matta wat ya'll think abt ha.

How much do she earn for screen acts?? Nigerian actors and actresses are the worst paid in the world,,, so it points to big wig prostitution...

dasparrow: @Post

What is it with most Nigerian youths trying to sound and act american? I only read a few of her tweets on this thread and had to stop. Tonto is not even making sense and talking like someone under the influence of drugs like cocaine, heroine or marijuana. A grown woman like her who cannot articulate her thoughts properly all in a failed attempt to come across americanized when she has never even lived in America for an extended period of time.

I don't know why most Nigerians are so quick to emulate the trashy aspects of american/western culture. The cussing, the foul language, the american ghetto/street way of talking that even decent Americans here in America will never indulge in. If Nigerians want to emulate westerners so badly, why not emulate their societal orderliness and how they have been able to build and maintain their infrastructures, create a functioning healthcare system for their citizens and social programs that will assist the less fortunate in their societies? Sigh!

Like seriously, I was confused myself! If it were an American celeb that talked back to his twitter followers all social media would go frenzy! Btw Twitter will abruptly ban he or she...

What was she even saying? I don't think that broad attended a secondary school