₦airaland Forum

D guy no get sense sha
Why e go show e face

Lol
Only law

omoburuku:
*Pardon any typos*

Drs in the hauz,

I am an undergraduate, currently in 200L. While we were in 100L, my Roomie used my favourite boxer and I soaked & washed it with hot water thinking it should purify the boxer but I noticed ever since that incident, there has been an unpleasant odour from my balls/thigh area. I noticed the colour is somehow pinkish as well. It scratches sometimes.

I have tried using all sort of antifungal cream's from Ytacan, Funbact, Nixodermx, Dusting powder etc but still the stuff seems to be resistance to all of them.

Is there hope??

Biko help my case.

You have crotch rot
Shave your pubes
Wear free underwear that won't rub on your thighs and you will be ok

What drug does he abuse?
Star4ever

Dis girl ugly o

okomile:
The big men will come out to say they are positive and they will be 'treated' there

Read what you typed
What is the meaning

SILVERLINES:
my friend force yourself into a bottle

Ignorant human spotted

Why is this on front-page

Note to Igbo people
Port Harcourt is port Harcourt
Not igweocha

Na dis plane go even kill the patient
I don enter am before 4 school

flyingdutchman:
The sun will darken and fall, as it was written in the book of revelations.

Dummy, fall to where

salam8528:
don't let him deceive u he has paid 70% of DAT money as tax. canada govt is not stupid.

Don't say stupid shit

U2ice:
The person na reporter

The rest too, dem b reporters

The person wey snap the picture, wetin e dey find?

Blossomfirst:
They should apologize to Funke Akindele ASAP

Mumu, did funke's father die?

ZKOSOSO:
Wetin concern you naaaa...?

Wike is ikwerre and ikwerre is Igbo

Dummy

DonFreshmoney:
Seems to me that south east are either hoarding information or no test whatsoever is conducted there

No tests

2mch:
All this long story to indirectly confirm that Sahara reporters is right?

Exactly
They are on isolation (some might have it)

JDJ4:
Hi nairalanders.


Please pardon me in case of any grammatical error. My story will be long, pls kindly bear with me and read to the finishing point. I'm ready to accept any insulting comments, it doesn't matter to me now.
I'm a 25 years old guy, not really financially buoyant but an average, money never dries in my pocket and back account as a hustler. Am currently still in part time program in university. Now let me go straight to the point, here is my story. I started dating one beautiful girl back then in 2014, we were in love until something came up. There was a time I came home and she visited, that was the beginning of our separation, my mother warned me to stay away from her that she doesn't like her. Honestly, I didn't know how to breakup with her without hurting her because she loved and cared for me so much. I love my mother so much and I listen to her as well. So, I started to avoid her, reducing my number of calls with her, sometimes when I visited home I won't tell her. All these to make her change her mind but all to no avail, I couldn't tell her what's up so that she won't hate my mother and make both of them enemies of each other. She noticed my unprecedented and unusual behaviors, she asked me what has she done I only told her that I was very busy and concentrating on something. She later got fade up and started minding her own business because sometimes she would called I won't pick her calls, so she decided to let me be. Fast forward to early this year, she went for a business trip and returned, so I decided to pay her a visit because even though we are no longer in love but we are still friends. I was hoping to visit her in her shop but she wasn't there, she told me to come to her apartment, I went there, we gist and had funs, she started making a move to me and we eventually had an unprotected sex. I was thinking that she was a big girl and can take care of herself but after one month plus she called me and told me that she was pregnant, I was speechless and couldn't believe her, she threatened to report the case to my mother if I didn't show up and proffer solutions, my mind jumped I hurried to her place and she showed me the pregnancy test result, we calculated the months and it was exactly the day I had sex with her, from that day till the month is exactly what was written on the paper. To cut the story short, I got lost in thought until she waked me from my daydream, I told her straight that I wasn't ready for that, she should do something about it, so both of us agreed to terminate it, it was done successfully, I wasted much money on that moment but it didn't bother me. So, after a while she called me and told me the sudden changes in her business that money disappeared from her hands always. She went home and complained to her dad, her dad suggested they should visit a native doctor to find out what was the problem. They visited the native doctor and he apparently exposed and told her what she did, that the pregnancy she terminated was the reason behind her misfortune. He listed all the things she will buy for cleansing and the total money involved. She called me and told me the development and demanded my own contribution (money), at that moment I didn't really have money to provide and she couldn't believe me. Now am afraid if she will angrily exposed me because she told her people that the person that got her the pregnancy is not around he traveled abroad. I haven't answered her since then because I have been busy thinking about my mistake, regretting the day I visited her, crying had I know. I returned but I didn't tell her so she won't visit me. Right now am having a double mind if I should adhere to what she told me by contributing money for the stuff, but the other hand, am asking for God's mercy upon my life, so if I should contribute money now it means I will be committing sin upon sin. I don't really know what to do now, I told her that I will visit her whenever I return to discuss with her but I haven't done that. Presently I have a fiancee am dating now, my mother knows about her and she accepted her as well, also thinking about settling down with her when the time comes. I will hurt and loose her if what I did exposed.
Pls advice me my good people before I commit suicide and end everything, you can insult me if you like, it doesn't matter to me now, am very desperate human being now. The native doctor even told her to tell whoever that got her the pregnancy to also do his own cleansing or else he will encounter problems in life. Should I also listen to the native doctor man or seek God's mercy, of whose report shall I believe..? Will there really be any problem, and what do I tell her now.

Lol
Guy na format!!!!

Next month is going to be a bloody and sad month

No tests are going on that's why it seems the infection rates are low

But they said no brown roof

EzeJustme:
There are a lot of things people learn too late in life, here I have got 13 lessons which you should know as early as possible in your life. These 13 lessons, I have learned from my experience:

1. Try to meet and introduce yourself to as many women/men as possible in your younger years. Start conversations with people you find interesting. It will boost your self-confidence and increase your chances of finding the right partner for you. Don’t be worried about being rejected. Always start with a smile when introducing yourself.
2. Life is not fair. Some people are born with bad genetics and will have an experience full of diseases and illnesses. Some people are born with a distorted face, which will lead to much rejection when the kid gets to high school. What I have not learned is that you must accept yourself the way you are. Somethings can’t be changed, and if you can, please do so instead of allowing your destiny.
3. Use your younger years to try out your ideas because you can afford to fail and still have a home to go.
4. Find out your passion as early as possible, figure out things you love doing the most, and would like to do for your rest of life.

5. Try to read books daily, which will increase your knowledge and make you mentally sharp.
6. Do exercise at least three times a week.
7. Stop eating high-fat food, high sugar products, and processed meat weekly or daily. You may get away with it in your 20s, but soon enough, it will catch up with you. Start now. Eat fruits and veggies daily and try moderating meat products in your diet. Getting terminal disease sucks. You don’t want that.
8. If you are wealthy, please don’t reveal this to your girlfriend when the relationship is new. (for men) you can even fake that you are broke to see her reaction. It is essential as you will know if she loves you for you or what will ever happen if you do lose almost everything in a bad business deal.
9. Learn to say no to things. Say no to unprotected sex because it takes a few minutes of pleasure to be a parent. You don’t want to get a child in your early years with the wrong person.
10. Marry someone you find physically attractive. I cannot stress this enough. Don’t marry someone in a hurry because other people are doing so or because you feel very lonely. Ensure you marry someone you cannot live without him/her.
11. Marry someone who finds you surprising. Someone who “worships” you in little ways and admires you from time to time. Someone who not only says they love you but makes enough effort to spend time with you.
12. Lift weights in your early years. You not only become more substantial, but you will look great in your 30s and 40s. You will be getting compliments here and there, and you will feel good about yourself.
13. I wish I took more pictures in my younger years. Now is when I realize how important photos are. Please take pictures with your loved ones as often as possible. Thirty years later, you will get a sense of fulfillment showing your children or grandchildren how much fun you had back then.
These were 13 Lessons hope you read and learn and ready to implement in your life. Good luck

You got this from quora, why did you not acknowledge the original writer

All pastors are fake

Shit vs shit

sweetlo:
OP.

you are speaking out of the urge to enjoy the benefits and not the side effects it presents.

5G in no way should be compared to 4G or others.

We did chemistry in school and definitely know the effect of radiation in the short and especially long term.

You are speaking as if the conspiracy theories are not Plausible and Lust for Power cannot not drive Humans to have malevolent agenda.

only the vigilant will know to not take every government agenda at face value.

There is always a benevolent or Malevolent reason behind.

NO FREE LUNCH - Fourth law of thermodynamics.

Did u pass the chemistry?

LivingSage:
You should all keep deceiving yourselves. You had an accident u blame it on someone, you eat it doesn't digest on time u blame it on someone, you see your mum/dad/aunt/uncle/cousin/spouse in dream, they're doing you evils. Christians, when will you have rest of mind ;
Meanwhile, the most prayerful, punctual in church Christians are always wretch. Is prayer not working for them? Well Quran has answered with Yes".. wa maa dua'u al kaafirina, Ila fee dollaal"
Coronavirus is ravaging, no pastor has ever volunteer to cure it despite their claim of deliverance Whereas they'll still continue fooling their followers with deliverance after this.
Christians wise up, accept Allah has your Lord and your saviour as Jesus preached during his reign before Paul created Christianity and deviate from Jesus footsteps.

All na scam
Even your paedophile Mohamed

Chatflick:
like seriously

Yes o
Like seriously

Boss paste me login details na,, abeg