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Imhereagain:
So how are you sure he was kidnapped by South Africans?.

I won't take this question seriously, its obvious you didn't read the thread and see who called him for a job and a the location which is a remotely zulu area. Use your head don't make yourself look dumb while trying to act smart.

I doubt this story is true but in the event that it is, how stupid and blind can you be OP? Oh such a SIMPle man you are indeed, so the guy has the guts to bring his babe to your house and bleep her? Really? Your house na chalet? And your so called girlfriend was there? Like are you for real? Na why I say I doubt this story, but if true I can tell you that for the past week you've not been home they are doing sex marathon in your house, bedroom, parlor, kitchen, toilet, backyard, veranda anywhere you can think of. May the gods of the redpill deliver you.

Follow your friends do the yahoo, but no do local if na wetin den de do, and also no do plus its well.

Crazy things are happening, I never see month wey get temptation reach December

Op cry me a river

Fulani and Zulus no difference

MufasaLion:


Nigga is so pained. He kept screaming "simp"

No be only pain, see he goat wey I dey use catch cruise this thursday morning. Simpo

That GuyA na big simp.

MufasaLion:
Cry baby. Seems you just learnt the word "Simp"

Nope, but I've never seen it so grossly exhibited in someone the way it is in you. Have a nice life Beta simp

MufasaLion:
This one has been jilted and duped by many girls.

Take your bitterness to your house.

Werey, you think I'm a simp like you? Bitter kor krest ni, mumulander, keep simping you hear? Homer Simpson

MufasaLion:
Says a kid with nothing.

Hahaha, if thinking that makes you sleep better at night. Pussy ass niggar, your face must smell like ass cos you have it stuck so far up your own ass. Simp.

Orgasmgiver123:
Aside kicking nasty people with my rain boot, I love vultures too. Sweet creature with a head like Samuel mbah and banky W put together, sharp talons like Lancelot's sword, acidic stomach like chemistry practical class. Damn, who wouldn't love vultures, they don't kill, they just wait for you to die so they can fist on your remains ( nasty ). Vultures are more gentle than doves. I go to zoos and steal their vultures, because they are always under fed, I take them to my house and cook them a nice cup of meat. How lovely.
No insults homies.
I skipped my meetings with my physiatrist for a week, so things may seem a little weird here.


Ps
If you don't like vultures, you are a freak and weirdo at the same time


Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

Feast.
Secondly stop trying to join the set of nairalanders who start their comments with stale quips try and be original, captain bandwagon

MufasaLion:
Must you post it here in nairaland? I see guys like you as kids. Your conversations with people should be private.

Stupid simp

All these guys here making noise that they can never give head yen yen yen if you check am now na them dey even offer the head to their babes, nonsense and ingredients.

Lmao no be by big grammar, the boy no do stomach infrastructure for him school mates, the least digestive biscuit and ribena for do am for am.

This mumu man no learn from Ataga case

You should give as good as you get, RIP to the teacher. Las las no be everybody wey you see outside be living thing, some na quarter to die, small push them don collapse

Lmao, no be small thing

OK, so make we fry boiled egg?

All born na born, congrats

Omo I had to sell my Xbox to take care of my younger ones bills, e pain me that year cos I don't like selling my property

This one just weak me

Jude273:
When children talk, their age follows the line of words they use. Some talks stress me alot, l rather snub than argue.

My friend shut up and take your L, also go and learn how to spell. Bloody simp

Jude273:
is that ward healthy for u to use on someone who did not mention u in his write up? avoid me!!!

Which ward? APC ward 8? Abi childrens ward? Abi James Ward-Prowse? Lmfao abeg no dey simp its irritating

I actually thought about this a few days ago, hope he's good tho

Boogyman no be everybody you go dey give weed make them smoke

Jude273:
Can we chat privately? In any method that u want. Hv been following recently(am not stalking you babe). If u wish, its not mandatry but knw that am seriouse. Thanks

Death to all simps

Tbvxl:
Hi everyone !
So i am creating this thread to share with you guys the experience I had with a lady...

So i met this lady sometime in April this year on Facebook and we got talking everyday ,even though I did the calling mostly then I asked her out... She actually a make up artist and you know sometimes make up artistry work is kinda seasonal. During the time I met her ,things weren't so going on well for she and her family, sometimes they don't eat a whole day and this made me feel bad .I was supporting with the little I had then,I can't even count the number of times I have sent her money to eat or get something for her family. Actually this girl isn't that beautiful though,she only possed what I ever wanted in a woman. She's an introvert too.
Well on her birthday I did for her a surprise cake and other gifts. Months after, she changed towards me. Anything I say on phone she gets peevish easily. She changed drastically to the extent that I made my findings if she was seeing another guy ,but I couldn't come to a conclusion then...
Well we lost connections emotionally, she drifted away from me,I did all my possible best to keep the ship of the relationsh**t moving but it is too no avail.
The straw that broke the camel's back for me was
We didn't talk for a like a week plus or thereabouts,
I could have called during that period but I chose not to ,wanted to see if she'd call me or something but to my greatest surprise I didn't see her call let alone a beep.
So I messaged her yesterday telling her I had an accident (meanwhile I just wanted to see her reaction or what she would feel like) and I was bedridden for days. Would you believe this girl didn't even call or bother to know how it happened or what really transpired with me.
All she said was " sorry" .
None of her family members even called to know what's up.....
Actually I am not heartbroken but I am just kinda pained I wasted my efforts and money and time on a relationship that would not even yield a good fruit.
So if truly I had an accident this actually how they'd watch my enemy die .
Some ladies are just an ungrateful..
I wouldn't wanna stop doing good but I think I'd rather give street beggars money than give a lady..

Congratulations on passing out of simp class

FirefliesSun:
we have known each other for over 15 years.

Mind your goddamn business

But why Siofra go dey waka without clothes na