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look at this joke i read on stormfront

''I once heard a humorous that went something like this: A man dies and goes to hell and when he arrives Satan meets him at the front gates and says "Hey man, its your lucky day. Now normally I just send people directly to wherever they are going down here, but I'm feel generous today and I am going to give you a tour of hell before I throw you in the pit that your spending eternity in. So what do you say? Are you up for it?"
The man thinks for a second and says "Sure, why not. Its not like I have anything else going on right now."
"Great!" replies Satan.
So Satan and the man begin walking and they arrive at a pit with a ladder coming out of it with two very tired looking demons guarding the top of the ladder. Every few minuets a large group of white people comes up the ladder at once and the Demons have to beat them back down into the pit.
"Whats up with that?" The man asks Satan.
"Well, white people tend to help out their neighbors so when one of them starts moving up the ladder he tries to bring as many with him as he can, and those people he helped do the same."
The next pit they arrived at was exactly the same except the demos were much better rested, the groups smaller, and they came up much less frequently.
"These are the Jews. They never really do anything for themselves, all they do is try and trick those around them so they can get a leg up and make a break for it. Most of the time they try to bring any relatives with them that they can - but if they even think it might hurt their chances they leave them behind" Satan says.
Finally Satan and the man arrive at the last pit. The demons guarding the top of the ladder are sleeping and covered in dust.
"Whats up with those demons?! They are sleeping when they should be guarding the ladder. Throw me in that pit so I can escape!" says the man to Satan.
Satan laughs loudly and replies "That pit is where we send all the blacks. They do a better job of keeping themselves in it than my demos ever could. As soon as one of them so much as looks at the ladder, let alone tries to climb it, all the others jump on that one and beat him down so bad they never try to do anything ever again. Are you sure you still want to spend eternity in that pit?"

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Kanyes' workout plan!

^it looks staged!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Pastor's got a hot body [/quote]loool

Wow.spot on.^

maybe she had a heart problem . its always in naija i hear stories of ppl dieing in sex

see im face

why is this so funny?How come we never hear any thing like this happening in the western world?

They say blacks have a low IQ

loool^

Ekpekus: When his mate are @ work hustling 4 their family!!!!! If he had a job, will he do that? Boxers, no shirt, tie pikin wey dey hungry 4 back... Where the wife go?

who told you? It might be the weekend,or his wife may be ill.. gosh

aww nice

died while commiting adultery

Babzilla: I[b]ts just a dumb ploy by chics who want to feel cute[/b]. I remember this cow I had the bad fortune of meeting. She was trying to feel cute and she had like 100 teddy bears in her bed very dusty things. There was even a toy camel that looked like something from a voodoo shrine. and the fcking sow would wallow among her dusty teddy bears feeling really cute. and sadly most guys indulge this crazy trend. Usually after marriage when reality sets in, 2 /3 kids and she is damaged goods the man ceases buying her that crap.

yeah truee

Johnzzy: [b][/b]What about this?? lol...no yabbing plzz..

Mmmmm!

wat about islam?

Amaryah: Am shy oh, but let me put ma pix... Here u go

u be hausa?

somebody who sed he went to hell and came back to testify said one of the the demons he saw resembled a troll doll
so that put me off from keeping dolls nd teddies

i would go back in time and see the ancient eyptians and if they were truly black

Bioxstar: We stil get hope....we no b numba 1

lmao, we might as well be no 1!

kelvincoll: Nice on OP! Naija entertainment going places...Can some1 pls advice Ikechukwu on his multi-colour riot dress sense. that guy is something else

na off colour dey reign now!

you can try rinsing your hair with apple cider vinegar,it also stops itching.

what competition was this??

*walks out*

its a sign of love

more pix!