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Celebrities / Re: Binta Diallo: My Child Is Not Part Of Your Balogun Family, Wizkid’s Babymama by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:39pm On Sep 16, 2018
1StopRudeness:



Look........sense will not kill you jare!!!

Loool, amen o!
Celebrities / Re: Binta Diallo: My Child Is Not Part Of Your Balogun Family, Wizkid’s Babymama by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2018
NobodyKnows:

Wow, Are you sure you’re a female? shocked
I wish I could like this a hundred times mehn!
This is nothing but the truth!

Lol, sure I am smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Binta Diallo: My Child Is Not Part Of Your Balogun Family, Wizkid’s Babymama by LifeIsGuhd(f): 9:31pm On Sep 16, 2018
Wizkid is the last person you should fight with on social media...

The guy "ignores" for a living.

This lady is just pained! You rubbish his image online yet you want him to hold you dear to his heart...

You can only decide for the baby now... in 18-20 years... he (king Ayo) will be louding himself as Wizkid's second son.

Btw since he isn't one of the #balogunboys, why don't you change his name? grin

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Health / Re: Does Blood Culture Test Detect Hiv Virus by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:51pm On Sep 16, 2018
No, a blood culture is a test that checks for foreign invaders like bacteria, yeast, and other microorganisms in your blood.

HIV testing involves looking for antibodies to the virus or gene sequences known to the virus.

Let's wait for the medical professionals.

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Education / Re: Azure Active Directory by LifeIsGuhd(f): 12:10am On Sep 15, 2018
I work as an Azure identity support engineer... I am impressed smiley
Celebrities / Re: Nina Set Instagram On Private After Bobrisky Slammed Her Over Tonto Dikeh's Gift by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:33am On Sep 13, 2018
Real definition of arguing with someone who is shameless...

They will always win!

This bobrisky is wicked sha... "kissing and fuqking Miracle in the house"

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Buhari Impressed By Stray Elephants Safe Guarded By Kebbi Communities by LifeIsGuhd(f): 12:13pm On Sep 11, 2018
Commendable!

Not my people in the south that would have turned the elephants to suya angry

Before you quote me, I am from the south too grin
Crime / Re: Woman Devastated After Her Nude Picture Was Released On Social Media. by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:19pm On Sep 09, 2018
LuciferKristi:
How's this "nudes"? angry

I was expecting to see fresh melons or ripe pumpkins only to open this thread & find two freshly dug tubers of yam complete with loamy soil on them & Chinese inscriptions.


*spits & walks away from thread
*returns, spits on OP's head & runs away

How you are able to describe a lady's nude as a tuber of yam with loamy soil on them beats me...

Azin... lmaoooooo...

Too funny.

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Travel / Re: Train Passengers Stranded In Kidnap Prone Area As Cows Get On Train Tracks by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:09pm On Sep 09, 2018
Rijana?

Fear that area!
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Spends A Whopping N600k Bill For Dinner, Shares Proof (photos) by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2018
donbachi:
dis 3 puff puff 600k...dis guy no get fear of God at aallllll...one person just sit down chop 1keke 4 mouth.

One keke for mouth??

Nigerians are too funny... cheiii cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: I Was Not Deported! I Was Asked To Go Get The Right Visa - Bobrisky by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:41am On Sep 08, 2018
Nbote:


Can I tag along as ur luggage... I swear I don't weigh much

Lol, sure!

But not as a luggage... get yourself a bae and come with us... Ofcourse with your money grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Not Deported! I Was Asked To Go Get The Right Visa - Bobrisky by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:33am On Sep 08, 2018
Nbote:


I hear Tanzania is quite d destination... U could "branch" Zanzibar from there too

Thank you smiley
I heard Tanzania too
Politics / Re: The Top 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa 2018 by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:32am On Sep 08, 2018
dante57:
Cape Verde

Thank you smiley
Celebrities / Re: I Was Not Deported! I Was Asked To Go Get The Right Visa - Bobrisky by LifeIsGuhd(f): 10:14am On Sep 08, 2018
Lol, I said it...

We Nigerians don't like the word deportation

BTW
So we are considering going to an African country for a 5 day baecation...

Someone kindly suggest smiley
Celebrities / Re: IK Osakioduwa Thanks Basketmouth Over New Laptop, After Theft Of Old One by LifeIsGuhd(f): 9:33am On Sep 08, 2018
I like when people go extra mile to make someone smile/happy. smiley

Ikponwonsa could have easily gotten another laptop but Bright went all the way.

Thumbs up boss!

BTW
So we are considering going to an African country for a 5 day baecation...

Someone kindly suggest smiley
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Speak After His Or Her Successful Deportation From UK by LifeIsGuhd(f): 9:20am On Sep 08, 2018
Pause!

To a Nigerian... successful deportation sounds like successful failure grin grin grin

Btw...

So we are considering going to an African country for a 5 day baecation...

Someone kindly suggest smiley
Politics / Re: The Top 10 Most Developed Countries In Africa 2018 by LifeIsGuhd(f): 9:04am On Sep 08, 2018
So we are considering going to an African country for a 5 day baecation...

Someone kindly suggest smiley
Health / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies After Overdosing On Sleeping Pills To Take Her Life by LifeIsGuhd(f): 5:58am On Sep 04, 2018
Ishilove:


This is circumlocution. She committed suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills. QED
I like how brutally honest you are smiley

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Crime / Re: ‘my Father Was Beaten To Death Inside Police Station’ See Pic by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:13am On Sep 01, 2018
This is sad!!!

What will this church preach about tomorrow? Forgiveness or what?

angry
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by LifeIsGuhd(f): 9:51pm On Aug 29, 2018
My cat lovesss indomie...

Spag, rice...
However sometimes, they need to be extremely hungry to eat that kinda food especially when they are used to meats grin

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Properties / Re: Where Is The Best Part In Ajah Lagos To Rent An Apartment by LifeIsGuhd(f): 11:20am On Aug 26, 2018
Threebear:

Your name is Spartacus, so I assume you are.

Gay? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by LifeIsGuhd(f): 10:54am On Aug 26, 2018
HelenBee:
AUGUST 17

YaY wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by LifeIsGuhd(f): 10:52am On Aug 26, 2018
Hysmady:
August 17 leo Lionhearted cool

Another one smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by LifeIsGuhd(f): 10:51am On Aug 26, 2018
yvochika:
August 17

YaY!
Same as mine smiley
Romance / Re: Lady Shows Example Of How She Gets Money From Men With Her No.12 Victim by LifeIsGuhd(f): 7:42pm On Aug 21, 2018
Smh

This cannot even work for Nigerian men...

Immediately you tell him about stolen wallet, they will gbezz or e-die grin cheesy

Some will even ask you if you have reported to police, they will send you officer Ignatius number cheesy cheesy

Then some will tell you to speak to your family about it cheesy

Some will say: if you need someone to TALK to, I will be here cheesy cheesy

I trust my Naija guys

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Technology Market / Re: Chukwudiike ( Ikechukwu Chukwudi) Is A Scammer by LifeIsGuhd(f): 7:05pm On Aug 21, 2018
Please 25,000 Naira is NOT small.

I repeat, it is NOT small. Report him to police.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Believe I Can Find Love Again, Take A Look At How It All Started (shot) by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:20am On Aug 20, 2018
letterman:


say

seriously
Thanks, noted.

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Romance / Re: AS Genotype For Both Parents How Did You Cope by LifeIsGuhd(f): 5:55am On Aug 20, 2018
Ignorance!

So because you want to give birth to one child... you believe the child will not be SS?

I have seen a family with 3 kids, first and second are SS.
You want to gamble with your child's life, pathetic!

You want to bring an innocent child into this world to suffer because of a lame love you claim to have.

That child will curse you.

I don't even understand how people think! angry
Romance / Re: I Don't Believe I Can Find Love Again, Take A Look At How It All Started (shot) by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:49pm On Aug 19, 2018
Shugavee:
people r different please.. that’s not even worth judging anyone.. she is funny I like her
Ofcourse feminist.
Romance / Re: I Don't Believe I Can Find Love Again, Take A Look At How It All Started (shot) by LifeIsGuhd(f): 8:05pm On Aug 19, 2018
Ewo!

People that say "okay laa" instead of "okay" or "okay na", I don't take them seriously.

Both of you are jokers, I am wondering how you both were able to comprehend each other's language.

This girl will use your house rent to buy her wedding cake sad

Let me just forfait

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Fun Day. by LifeIsGuhd(f): 7:54pm On Aug 19, 2018
nwanneni:
goodbye?was i ever with you?
I just told you what i saw,dumb ass bitch!
angry

Noted dear smiley
Romance / Re: Nairaland Fun Day. by LifeIsGuhd(f): 5:48pm On Aug 19, 2018
nwanneni:
there where 2 people in the kitchen when you took this picture.yourself and one other lady wink
Tell the lady with brown skin at the sink that i like her ass and will love to have a taste of it.
Sense will not kill me!!
Actually 3 people...
Goodbye smiley

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