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queenprecy:
pls can anyone guide me on how to open a school and what it can cost. pls Ur help is highly appreciated. Thanks

Asides the qualification and property, the biggest challenge is populating the school in this era of stiff competition amongst school owners.
To overcome this, just attach yourself to your church as a platform to grow the school.

ejiro2130:
You are arguing but u not giving Benue ppl any reason to vote for GEJ, u want to vote GEJ because herdsmen attacked Benue ppl but is Buhari the head of herdsmen?? Is he the minster of defence?? Is he in charge of settling communal clashes?? What did the government do to stop those clashes??

Typical Pdp member always looking to pass the blame to someone else

Point my broda. He is actually not the head of the herdsmen. They will soon run out of points for their nonsensical calculations

steppin:
If he likes, let him wear Obi of Onitsha's garment, he's losing like before.
He has no vote in South-south and South east.
Once a loser, always a loser.
Losing is in his DNA, he can't shake it off!
GEJ till 2019

Which is your name; south east or south south? I am a south easterner living in south south. So speak for only yourself.

Dr. 90210 to the rescue.

I advise ladies to breastfeed their babies with wisdom, but those exclusive mums think others love their babies less. I wonder how many of the high flyers across the globe had 6 months exclusive breastfeeding. There is life after child bearing and firm boobs are a big turn-on for men.
Smart ladies think ahead.

Dr. 90210 to the rescue.

I advise ladies to breastfeed their babies with wisdom, but those exclusive mums think others love their babies less. I wonder how many of the high flyers across the globe had 6 months exclusive breastfeeding. There is life after child bearing and firm boobs are a big turn-on for men. Smart ladies think ahead.

Lildreezy:
lmao! I actually thought she was a blackbelt holder until i read the post again.

Op this one is strong, I'm thinking she came from a violence prone home, because a lady raised by a queen will always treat her husband like a king. Anyway, you need a neutral 3rd party to sit her down and get it into her skull that african men don't take shiid... A pst or marraige counselor will do. The american perspective of 'looking out for family' is quite diff from what we have here.
In the meantime do everything possible to avoid any squabble even if you have to leave the house.
Don't ever return the punches, when she comes to her senses, she will forever appreciate you for this, trust me, I learnt this from my mom. Never raise a hand on ur woman even if shes a lunatic

When she comes to her senses from violently hitting the husband, she will then appreciate the husband maybe dead? If he happened.to survive the attack, she will keep loosing and regaining her sences at the husbands expense all in a.bid to.be.appreciated afterwards.

A recurrently violent.woman does not deserve these courtesies.
My 10 cents.

FFKfuckedBIANCA:
bianca's pvssy is sweet, i have thirsted it before

Child, read harder for your JAMB rather than wasting your future here spewing trash. Mind your spellings too.

acidtalk:
Go through my recent threads and post. I have said this will happen a while back.

However, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. More than 4,000 Bank workers will be sacked especially in THREE main banks between now and April.

The sacking Tsunami will cut across the Oil and Gas, Banking, Insurance, Mutual Fund, Stock Broking, Healthcare, and Civil Servants.


When acidtalk speaks, you all should listen.

You have a witness here. The reality is now striking like lightening.

perry2020:
Untill when she wants to marry and realize she has slept with her father in law,ez friends,her husband to be cousins and friends that she would know runs is not good.

Perry, these words are very deep.

jadelyn007:
my dear just cheat on him. Make sure you are really discreet about it an still give attention to you marriage. You can't live life constantly being starved of sex. Have a side guy Wishing you the best.

Advise from a morally bankrupt she-dog from the pit of hell.

If the lady in question were to be your daughter-in-law, would you advise same? The lady is not even contemplating cheating, but the matter pained you much more that you are encouraging adultery.

May God save decent men from your ilk, Amen.

johnsonjosbles:
i had just dsame xperience like urs, . exactly. the diff is my wife ,didnt so any sign of looking outside, but one thing i noticed is her family never respect me just because i 'm jobles after graduated frm sch, my wife was lucky to get abank job, i wasnt a lazy man, i strugle to survive n take responsiblity in the house as a man. they saw me as gold diger and treated me thesame way. what i did and it may help you. i packed my belongings and left home,i never return tho in dsame city until when she started feeling my impact,as God will crown my effort,i got job in d proces,my wife later started loking for a way to be reunion,wc i decline untill fight broke out betwn her and her family blaming them for her to be seperated btw her and her husband. they had to send my pastor to beg me but i acepted her back only because of my son i loved so much. believe me Now, my wife became the best woman. we bult our own house wc she contributed 50%and she never disrespect me againg. the secret was b4 she came to her normal sence, i nearly remary to another working class woman who is far beter piad than my wife and d lady respected me alot. even now am still comunicating with the lady, my wife never complain. tho i promised her nothing more btw us. so that is woman for u. dont be surprise she love you.

You seem to have the midas touch. Very touching.

cramjones:
If president Jonathan had acted within 48hours when Chibok was invaded, this girl would have been with her parents having a chance of an education. Unfortunately, due to his carelessness, incompetence, insensitivity, insincerity, ineptitude, weakness, wickedness and greed, he only accepted that girls were kidnapped 18 days after the incident. Now this girl has been brainwashed to detonate herself and kill others.

This is the 13 year old that tried to blow up Kano yet again! By the way, is the President and his Boko boys trying to instill fear in the largest voting population in the North, to prevent them from voting our general?

-CramJones

Your obsession with GEJ is becoming maniacal. Don't you think so?

BreezyRita:
You're right. The thing is, my cousin has been going steady with this guy for almost 3 years now..... Not so long ago, he got converted to a new church (don't wanna name it). Ever since then, he's changed.
They were supposed to get married next year. This babe is a banker.. .......
The guy is so anti- everything. Anti-dresses, anti-hair attachments, even anti-relaxer!
That's not all. The doctrines? Outrageous! She feels she won't be able to cope and I dunno what to tell her.
Maybe she'll get help here.

I perceive incompatibility of beliefs/faith here. Let your cousin run, period. The man is more of a religious bigot than a christian. It is religious bigotry that is pushing some members of one of the major religions to incessant killings world over. The spirit of religion is an evil spirit manifesting in hatred ,intolerance or even murder; which are classified by the bible as the works of the flesh.

AnanseK:
And you think you are human.

I hope and pray that our retaarded President does provide some leadership and this is the last bomb.
If there are more bombs , I hope you or your mum are in the next one.

Name calling can never save the North from this self inflicted calamity; all for selfish political gains.

May your Allah give all of you the fortitude to live with this wanton destruction of lives that was crafted by your leaders for as long as it lasts.

cramjones:
I remember a bomb hit Boston and killed 2 Americans who participated in the Boston Marathon. The whole media was awash with the news. CNN and other mainstream media gave us minute-by-minute update on how the two suspects were being tracked. Nigerians got so interested and emotional about people they knew very little about. The Nigerian social media space trended with things like "Pray for Boston", "America we are with you," Even the Federal Government of Nigeria extended their sympathy to the people of the United States. While the hollywood-like search for the two suspects went on, there was at least 7 bomb blasts in Nigeria that killed scores of people, yet the same Nigerian's that were all over social media "praying" for Americans moved on and kept mute like nothing happened. What did the GEJ do? He went on a campaign rally dancing behind a twerking woman, whose picture was circulated by my friend and brother Nasir El-Rufai.

Fast forward till today, in less than two weeks we have had over 100 people killed by the Haramites using bombs! Upper and lower limbs littered all over the place, innocent blood soaking and drenching our land; Cities captured and renamed, and a whole lot of atrocities. Yet, our media has focused on Tambuwal. Other new media such as Linda Ikeji and Nairaland preferred to turn their focus on big booties. And what did our president do? He jetted out to Burkina Faso to broker a change in power, while his people and his country are under siege by the haramites. No presidential statement have been made about the captured Nigerian territories. No presidential statement on the bombed people of Gombe and Bauchi people, and the list goes on and on.

Are we as Nigerians and our government now thick-skinned to the loss of Nigerian lives? Does Jonathan even deserve to be called the President of Nigeria. Why do people living south, make such outrageous statements as "Let them keep killing themselves?" Is this now the level of Nigerian humanity?

I have said this and I will say it again, If this haramite madness continues, we must be prepared to kiss Nigeria goodbye come 2015. There is imminent war and violence brewing in all parts of Nigeria, except the South West and North-West. This war and violence will definitely consume Nigeria, and Jonathan will be our last president if he attempts to rig. Again, if this incompetent and wicked leader rigs this elections, then I can tell you with all sincerity, we must kiss Nigeria good bye. History is a good teacher, and we cannot ignore the American Intelligence report on the existence of Nigeria beyond 2015. As for me. I have refurnished my house Iowa, United States ready to be occupied if GEJ presses that botton. Unfortunately not all Nigerians can escape a burning country. For this reason, we must fight this government out of power for the survival of Nigeria.

It is not all gloomy. We have a chance to change the status quo. We have a chance to change the rot of corruption in Nigeria and allow Nigeria exist beyond 2015. We have that chance in General Mohammadu Buhari. I can tell you, the people's General will certainly make politics unattractive to looters, once they have been locked up in jail and the keys thrown away.

A word is enough for the wise!

-CramJones

Please a chill pill. Has Boko Haram ceased to be freedom and injustice fighters? Some of your esteened leaders branded them such when they were bombing only churches. Others kept mute and were silently celebrating the annihilation of the infidels. Now the hunter is now the hunted.
While I sympathise with the North for this self inflicted calamity, you people do not deserve any sympathy.

TahariX:
Is my age relevant to the discussion?

I think he meant to say that you might be underaged, without much experience about attitudes that work in relationships. My opinion though.

Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting h the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

8. They are much easily manipulated by their ladies.

We are fighting the war against terror and we are winning!

George Bush POTUS (1999 - 2007)

emusmith:
Go and marry first or let them marry you first...You're still single...

Are you saying that this mentality is what is still keeping Marvellousgod single? It might be true sha.

Benwems: Id*iot. You can Jonathan corrupt because he is a yoruba or hausa. Are you not corrupt yourself. If you given the local government position would you not still? Who are the opposition in this country? People like tinubu and atiku. Yet dum people like you would insult or crucify them. Even lagos governor did not disclose the amount of internal revenue generated from lagos state. Mschewww

Try and proofread before submitting. Haba!

lanrexdo: I knew that there was going to be a clash over the presidency especially that Atiku. He has nothing meaningful to offer. You cant just come from no where and claim the Ticket. The reason the merger of CPC and ACN was successful was because acn had no presidential aspirant and cpc under GMB want to add to his own vote.. So you can't just come from no where and steal GMB's dream. I guess at the end of the day, Mr Atiku will port to another party because that is what he does. He wants the presidential ticket by fire by force. It should have been GMB that should have announced first for his presidential ambition not Atiku. They want to have unlimited power,fame and wealth. That is the highest they can ever attain when you become the president of country. They have both tasted power and know how it feels. they want to continue the large life of lawlessness. That is all i feel about this so call people who wants to be Nigeria Top Boss. The only person i have seen who has a dream for this country is GMB. The rest are just bunch of senseless people who wants nothing but power and loot our already damaged economy dry.

None of these two top contenders is sellable. So all these noise was about recycling some disreputable and expired politicians on Nigerians once again. Where will the change come from? If the like of Oshiomole, Tambuwal, Fashola are not considered for the presidency under APC, I fear.

Chaleeee: Then NMA should do what it knows how to do best. GO ON STRIKE!!!! Ode doctors. Whya have they not gone on strike yet
When you abuse a thing, it looses it's values.

Indelible word cast on marble. They can no longer bite, they are now begging. Big lesson to other trade union with penchant for strike over mundanes.

shehuakafi: German Muslim scholar replies on
TERRORISM ... I liked the
answer of this German Muslim scholar
when he was asked
about terrorism and Islam : He said : Who
started the first
world war? not Muslims ? Who started the
second world war ?
not Muslims ? Who killed about 20 millions
of Aborigines in
Australia ? not Muslims ?? Who sent the
nuclear bombs of
Hiroshima and Nagasaki ? not Muslims ??
killed more than
100 millions of Indians in North America ?
not Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of Indians
in south
America ? not Muslims ?? Who took about
180 millions of
African people as slaves and 88% of them
died and were
thrown in Atlantic ocean ? not Muslims ??
No , NOT Muslims!!!
First of all, You have to define terrorism
properly... If a non-
Muslim does something bad..it is crime.
But if a Muslim
commits the same..he is a terrorist... So
first remove this
double standard...then come to the
point!!! , . . . . . I am proud
to be a MUSLIM !!! ARE YOU

Pls try and grow out of religious fanaticism. Don't you have any other thing that interests you? Such a bore.

alakid: Honestly, when I see threads like this, I know we as a country have failed.
I have a lot of reservations about this post.
The Op is most definitely not a northerner, why pose as one?
Again, who told you that in the schools in the north we are only taught islamic knowledge and a little english and arithmetic? That's a very poor attempt at humor!
Yet again, who said our young ones are so daft as to be brainwashed into being terrorists?
Mr Man/Woman, if you hate the North just say it plainly. Don't hide behind a porous literature, because we now have people who are just waiting for anything bad about the north to start their usual and unfounded confrontations and insults.
Please refrain from such in the future.

Okay. You Northerners are doing just fine and your amazing level of success is the envy of all. Better?

The Mother of a demented man is always the last to admit it.

3cycle: It's obvious you married him because of his money and nothing more, you sound too angry to have a reasonable conversation with anyone.
Keep your nwakpuda and let us keep our giants

You must be a comedian.

OmoNwa: Why do I have this feeling that catholic bishops just want to be in the news this period of Ayo saga, the insurgency has been in the country for long, y are they more vocal now A friend once told me that they've never love the fact that non catholic is d CAN president. I doubted it then but now, I don't know what to believe again

Opinions in Nigeria are mostly done for selfish interest and not for d love of d country.

In other words,

1. They got wind of the CAN President's money laundering scandal.

2. They quickly convenened their Annual meeting (usually scheduled from the begining of the church annual calendar) to issue a statement to spite Pastor Ayo?

Okay. Supposing you are right, have you asked your CAN president why he is combining his pastoral work with money laundering? That is crux.

akanbiaa: These proves only the creator of the heavens and the earth is perfect and his Prophets are only human no matter what label people give them and that the Creator of the heavens and Earth is the All seeing and the only one worthy of being worshiped, in Islam people give all the glory to Allah(One and Only God) but do Christians Give all the Glory to Jehovah or is it shared by the false notion of Him having a begotten son, note that if indeed there is a begotten son, then he will definitely have all the Qualities of his Father.

Religious fanaticism. Focus on living right and making the world safer by preaching against terrorism than rationalising God.

My 2 cowries.

afolayanto: And what about 1st class working for someone that finished with a pass? Idea sells more than what you finished with! In all thy gettings......Get ideas and be a solution to your generation's problem! That's what we should all craved for and not 2.1. You most likely lose direction when you finished with 1st class in school, it gets into your head easily and you may easily lose focus! To me idea is what's needed in this country.

Your reasoning is ridiculous. If you are still an undergraduate, pls follow @Olutola88's instruction religiously. That's antidote to hardlife. Talking from experience.

zeb04: why do you think she is confused?

The reason was expressed on my second paragraph.

Sleeksylvia: Let me speak 4 myself. I want 2 get married tho still single 4 now. It is not good 4 a man/woman 2 be alone so desiring marriage is not a sin. I havE read books listened 2 eXperienced couples/preachers and developed myself 2 d best of my ability to be a submissive help meet and wife. I will not boast of being curvy or shapy like kim kardashian but I am proud of and i appreciate how God made me in a unique way and I know a man would love me d way I am. And I'm confident that he that shall come will come and will not tarry cos God has commanded it and d Holy SPirit is at work 2 bring it to pass.

May God give you all your heart desires. For those living in denial, may their quota also come to your likes to give you richer, wider choices, Amen.

jennylove7575: to you, you see it as frustration because of the society u live in...to me is called doing things that makes you happy..doing your own thing not living for others... Remember marriage doesn't breed happiness rather our choice of lifestyle do....we as individuals are in control of our own happiness./ emotion...what you think is the most important to you might not be my cup of tea. People differs. Trust me dis days lots of people are better off cohabiting. Please stop jumping into conclusion about other peoples life. Life ain't one pattern.

I have a feeling that this lady is very confused. The danger here is that some impressionable minds here would read these comments and believe you meant them.

Someone has already showcased how fluid you can be on such matters as the foregoing.

remsonik: I don't ve kids yet but I think I will beat my kids moderately.
My sisters 4 year old is a thorn in everybody's flesh. Always climbing and destroying things,sometimes I even feel she's possessed. She frustrates everybody and can beat everyone. Sometimes when I am in their house I do respond to her bad manners by spanking her. My sister and hubby doesn't spank and train their kids. A child that tells the dad and mum that she will slap them,she picks up the belt and beat anybody with it even her own parents. I told my sister to toughen up but the hubby will say no one should touch his kids.
Today my sister was telling me she would take her to church for childrens deliverance during the week.
With what I have seen with my sister's kid I won't give my kids chance to be spoilt. I have made my resolve to toughen up and apply the rod where necessary. They both left so many things to chance when they were so small and now its getting increasingly difficult to correct the child.

It is very unfortunate the devil takes the blame for our all laxities. Hope the deliverance works.