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WHO is the Most Foolish
of All?
[1] A Yoruba man who
watered his
garden in the rain
[2] An Igbo man who
saw a ripe
mango, climbed it to
confirm, came
down and used stone to
pluck it
[3] A Hausa man who
saw something
that looked like shit, he
touched it,
tasted it and said
'hmmm na shit ooo,
thank God say, I no
match am o!'

For a very long time,
Akpors has been
battling with
a leak in his roof.
A faithful night, there
was a heavy downpour
when
he had to move from
one corner of the room
to the
other to avoid drops
through his roof. Hence,
had a sleepless night.
The following morning,
he decided to fix the
roof.
After scouting for a
ladder in his
neighborhood, he
climbed his roof.
Climbing wasn't anyway
easy as he was panting
and sweating. As he
was about setting off
fixing the damage, he
heard a knock on his
door.
"Hello" he screams from
the top of the roof.
A tattered looking
beggar showed up on
the other
side of the roof and
replied,
"Excuse me, can I see
u?" "What is it that u
want to tell me?"
Akpors
requested.
"Just spare me a
minute" the beggar
requested.
Akpors hustled his way
back to the ground,
looking tired and
demanded of the
beggar,
"Ok, what can I do for
u?" "Can I get N20"
requested the beggar.
Akpors retorts for
about 30 secs, then told
the
beggar,
"Follow me"
Both began climbing the
roof, panting and
gasping
for breath. They both
got to the top, now
seriously panting for
about 1 min.
Then Akpors turns to
the beggar and said, "I
don't
have!"

A teenage girl was
chatting on Facebook
with a stranger . . .
Stranger: Hey pretty!
Can you give me your
email?
Girl:> Oh yes Sure why
not Wink !
Email:> ihavea_
boyfriend_and_
ilovehimalot@
getlost.com
Stranger: Ok take mine:>
iamyour_father@­
uaredead.com

MADRID WENT TO
GERMANY 4-1(FOR
ONE) REASON. silly
people, they even
played with full squad
unlike barcelona and
they got a scope like
this. What would have
happened if they had
some wing flaws like
barca?. up barca joor

abifoluwa: This is what happens when people are new commers to football. u spit trash, you didnt know liverpool has won it five times? where was ur team in the 80s and 81 when nottingham forest won it back to back? you didnt know aston villa has won it before? you didnt know united has won it three times? ok, so u didnt know chelsea won it last year, do you live in the cave?

why you dey respond give this OLD LADY, she no sabi football, only time wey she watch la when she go Bleep for en dirty boyfriend house.

Oahray: another epl fan with short term memory. Barca 4-1 Arsenal. Chelsea 1-4 Atletico. Man city 0-4 Madrid... Need I say more?

la that kinda person dey fail statistics well well

Oahray: joker! You think Madrid can beat dortmund with a 3 goal margin without conceding at least 2 goals? If Madrid can qualify, Barcelona can too.

#word my man, leave all this madrid fools, they are most likely man.u and chelsea fans

nuelkaosi: Bayern already signed him.. Sorry

that dortmund dey foolish o, they have sold two key players to a rival team.

collynzo2: But Messi scored 5 against Leverkusen, forget that guy o, nobody near am

no mind guy. Nobody go fit break the kinda record messi don set for his life time

vision2050: shutup!!! falcao scored hat-trick not haul. Miranda scored the fourth goal

mumu shut up, una play against atl.madrid or against falcao?

MADRID WENT TO GERMANY 4-1(FOR ONE) REASON. Stupid people, they even played with full squad unlike barcelona and they got a scope like this. What would have happened if they had some wing flaws like barca?. up barca joor

In America,
when a couple are abt 2
go 2 bed,
sleeping on d same bed,
they kiss
& says 2 each other:
"Good night my love"
In Britain they says
"Sweet
dreams honey"
But in 9ja,
D husband wit muscles
in his
voice, will say: Nkechi,
Have u
locked d Gate?
What of d kitchen door
&
windows?
Hope u off al d electrical
appliances?
Wake me very early, I
av a meeting
wit my boss.
No good nights & he
starts
snoring, Why?.

Teacher: Go outside,
look atthe sky. Can you
see God?
Akpors: No
Teacher: That mean
there is no God
Akpors: Sir, go and look
in the mirror, can you
see your
brain?
Teacher: No
Akpors: It means you
have no brain.

talktimi: please ignore the glorified idi0t, his daftness is legendary on nairaland...

daYUM! That fool should get a helmet, you just smashed him.

Akpos is having a
snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING
CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him. He
ignores the
American who,
nevertheless, starts a
conversation.
American: “You Afric
an folks eat the whole
bread??”
Akpos (in a bad mood):
“Of course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States, we only eat
what’s inside. The
crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it,
transform them into
croissants and export
them to Africa.”
The American has a
smirk on his face.
Akpos listens in silence.
The American persists:
“D’ya eat jelly with the
bread??”
Akpos : “Of Course.”
American: “We don’t. In
the States we eat
fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put
all the peels, seeds, and
leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform
them into jam and
export them to Africa .”
Akpos ( pissed of)
then asks: “Do you have
sex in America?”
American: “Why of
course we do”, the
American says with a
big smirk.
Akpos : And what do
you
do with the condoms
once you’ve used
them?”
American: “We throw
them away, of course.”
Akpos : “We don’t. In
Africa, we put them in a
container, recycle them,
melt them down into
chewing gum and
export them to
America!!”

eko ilee: http://www.igbofocus.com/html/the_igbo_problem_can_be_fixed.html




smh...

if u were the one that made that statement then u must be very stupid, you'll stay in another person's land and fight the person, cant you see how your brain slow metabolism works?

talktimi: ^^^ Tribal Bigot in the house welcome wetin carry igbo enter this topic or dem thief your wife ?


**99% of beggars in
Nigeria -
Northerners

Yet, the Poorest states
in Nigeria
and Educationally
backward
areas
in Nigeria are in the
North.

But OP you wicked o HABA !!!

Men! Those people just dey cause unrest for this country.

mike404: Born to rule mentality is their major problem shikena

i dey tells you my brother, easy brain-washed bunch of gays.

Suntzung: MY BROTHER, NA YOU BE NORTH'S ONLY PROBLEM.

how

**Vice President -North.
**Senate President -
North.
**Speaker House of
Reps -
North.
**PDP National
Chairman -
North. **Head of Service
- North.
**INEC Chairman -
North.
**Inspector General of
Police -
North.
**CBN Governor - North.
**Chief Justice of
federation -
North.
**President Court of
Appeal -
North. **EFCC Chairman
- North.
**President Federal high
court -
North.
**National Security
Adviser
- North.
**Chief of Defense
Staff -
North.
**Controller, Customs
Service -
North. **Controller
Prison
Services -
North.
**Richest man in Africa
-
North.
**85% of Petroleum
Marketers in
Nigeria - Northerners.
**80% of Oil Block
Owners
in
Nigeria - Northerners.
**99% of beggars in
Nigeria -
Northerners
**Boko Haram - North.
**Anti-Biafra -
Northerners.
Yet, the Poorest states
in Nigeria
and Educationally
backward
areas
in Nigeria are in the
North.
NOW ASK YOURSELF,
WHO or WHAT
IS THE PROBLEM OF THE
NORTHERNERS?.

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I thought prom queen did it for me until i heard LIL WAYNE - PARADISE . Its the best i ever heard. I also like 'when we stand together' by nickelback

Christina perri- a thousand years

joeydozzy: so at 13, you knew a light kiss was harmless?

your hormonal levels were low

lmao