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 Crime › Re: Why Do Men Derive Pleasure In Raping Innocent Girls This Days? by liljboy(m): 1:23pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Yomii: You see guys, it baffles me so much to see young girls being molested by some adulterated fools. The other day, i read on vanguard how a 56yrs old man raped a 9 years old girl. Last week again i read on Punch how a 70yrs old Pastor impregnated a 13yrs old gal. This is becoming too much. It is high time the Govt construct an iron boxer's with padlock for all the married men in Nigeria and then handover the key to their wives. To the single guys whose John Thomas always respond to anything putting on wrapper; your case should be handed over to BokoHaram. Let's help and save the single ladies!signs of the last days. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Comparing Football Clubs To Students by liljboy(op): 1:06pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Some Funny Players Combinations... - Pepe + Messi = Pepsi. - Robben + Ribery = Robbery. - Car + Agger = Carragher. - Pepe + Rooney = Pepperoni (pizza) - Ba + Terry = Battery. - Oscar + Ba+ Mata = Obama - Moura + Ronaldinho = Mourinho - Ronaldo + Gervinho = Ronaldinho - Valencia + Mendes = Valdes - Pu.yoL + Me.ssi = ?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(op): 1:02pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Wat is gobe  ??~ Gobeis wen ur BF eventually introduces u 2 his mum who happens 2 b d pharmacist who has bin advisin u on d rate@ which u buy POSTINOR... 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 12:58pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Voice on the phone: Is this Mr.akpors? . Akpors: yes . Voice on the phone: ok, My name is Frank Edoho from who wants to be a millionaire, a friend of urs is on the hot seat and he needs ur help 2 answer d next question which goes for N20M. D voice u will hear nxt is dat of ur friend. *U hv 30secs, ur time starts now* ………….. Rukewe: Hello akpors, “If an open HAND receives GIFT, and an open MOUTH receives KISS and an open HEART receives LOVE, what will open LEGS receive? what do you think the answer will be? |
| Romance › Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by liljboy(op): 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
sexymoma: Ehn Ehn i dey hear kilo wa sele, u must finish am, ur love na gari love. wetin no go hapinbetter garri love o, i wish i had one like that, maybe we for don get garri baby by now |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 11:50am On Apr 19, 2013 |
Akpors a mad man at a Mental Hospital climbed a tree and spent half d day on that tree, all of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground full force. A doctor rushed to the scene and ask sir, what’s the matter with u? Akpors replied: “I DON RIPE!! |
| Romance › Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by liljboy(op): 10:44am On Apr 19, 2013 |
lola.luv:Les is Les joor |
| Romance › Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by liljboy(op): 10:42am On Apr 19, 2013 |
litusista: my first kiss was recently wit my best friend.. We've bn friends 4 four yrs, and we r quite close. I had not seen him in 6monts, so wen we finally met i realised how much i'd missed him. I went 2 his place one afternoon, and we watchd a movie 2geda and afterwards we simply lay on his bed 2geda. I looked at his face and i badly wanted him 2 kiss me. B4 i knew it, his lips were on mine.. i hurriedly stood up and left his room cos pple were around..Wen we later talked about it, he said i was awesome..am melting |
| Romance › Re: Describe Your First Kiss... How Was It? With Who? N Where? by liljboy(op): 10:15am On Apr 19, 2013 |
bennyraz: that was my first kiss right? We leave d bleeping part till anoda dayyou for finish that story joor |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by liljboy(m): 10:06am On Apr 19, 2013 |
Rap maestro: why do u ask? Have u also completed ur road-side mechanic lesson?Jeez! WTF |
| Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: The Best Online Shopping Site In Nigeria? by liljboy(op): 8:21am On Apr 19, 2013 |
All this sites you guys mentioned, you ever had transactions with them? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(op): 10:04pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Person go see you dey watch football match e go still ask you, La football match be this? ... No! La swimming |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(op): 10:02pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
amanda2013: hahahahaha op believe me u funi die. Me sef dey ask some of those silly questns at timeslol abeg stop o, cos if you ask my kinda person ah go respond give you wella |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Crib by liljboy(op): 10:00am On Apr 18, 2013 |
An Ibo Guy was raped by some ladies alongside Onitsha Main market yesterday morning while jogging... This morning over 100 guys where found jogging past the same road... What are they looking for there? Lol 3 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Introduces New Mobile Internet Data Plans - 25mb For N150 And 50mb For N200 by liljboy(m): 8:10am On Apr 18, 2013 |
maxwello.yg:i saw the message on ma phone this morning and i was like "ehe! Thief pple dey don come again with thier silly offers" lol.  1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Introduces New Mobile Internet Data Plans - 25mb For N150 And 50mb For N200 by liljboy(m): 8:03am On Apr 18, 2013 |
It lasts for just one day o, thats 24hours. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Places You Should Not Go On The First-Date by liljboy(m): 7:53am On Apr 18, 2013 |
@op... Since you ran outta places to visit check this out. places for a first date . . 1. Visit maiduigri (she'll love to see boko haram face to face seeing is believing . 2. Iraq is a special for summer vacations . 3. Visit baba lawo 11 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 7:42am On Apr 18, 2013 |
Teacher: akpos,what is Division of labour?. *Akpos remains silent* Teacher: Division of labour is define as the specialization of cooperating individuals who perform specific tasks and roles.akpos you dont know anything. *At the end of the period,students were told to ask questions.akpos lifted up his hand: Teacher: yes akpos. Akpos: ma,what is Division of marriage?. *Teacher remains silent* Akpos: Division of marriage is define as the process inwhich joy,grace and glory are taking to divide you from your husband..ma,you see there.you dont know anything too. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 7:40am On Apr 18, 2013 |
Akpos had a bad attendance record for being particularly late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a chance to explain his reasons. His argument - "I get up in the morning...I shower...I look in the mirror...try to straighten my hair, then I miss the taxi, then I'm late." His boss has a bright idea. He gets one of Akpos' colleague to sneak into his room & steal the Mirror off the wall without Akpos' knowledge. The following day, Akpos did not turn up for work. The same happened the day after that. Akpos was summoned to another hearing to explain his reasons for not attending work. His argument - "I get up in the morning...I shower...I look in the Mirror...See no Akpos...I think Akpos already left for work. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(op): 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Fit2Rule: Someone will see you just coming in and'll ask you; Are you back? ans: No, it's my ghost u r seeing.roflmao |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Car Keys by liljboy(op): 8:57pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
engrtee: text abreviationif i hear... One day you'll abbreviate ON". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 8:53pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
AKPOS is the Boss in Office. Lets see how he is interviewing people. AKPOS: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 AKPOS: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. AKPOS: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. AKPOS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. AKPOS: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. AKPOS: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? AKPOS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. IS HE A GOOD BOSS? Yes or No? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 7:42am On Apr 17, 2013 |
A man gave a FAKE N20 to akpos a blind man by the road side who was begging for arms. akpors the blind man said, excuse me sir, but i have to tell u that ur money is fake and i dont like it. The man was suprised and said, how did u know its fake. The blind man(akpos) replied. Well am not blind, am standing in for my blind friend who always stands here. The man asked, and where is ur friend The blind man(akpos) said, he has gone to the cinema to watch a movie. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr. Akpors by liljboy(op): 2:04am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Teacher Wants to Test Akpors IQ .... Teacher: Akpors, what is a Period? Akpors: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. Teacher: Why Akpors? Akpors: because when my sister said that she didn’t see her period for 5months, my mum fainted, my dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away…. So I don’t think Period is a good thing. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Silly Questions People Ask by liljboy(op): 2:03am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Mr. OON:go and die |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Car Keys by liljboy(op): 2:02am On Apr 17, 2013 |
Richfella: The question you should ask yourself is: "How did your behaviour change because you had the car?", "How much did your 'confidence' increase when you had the car?".#word |
| Nairaland General › Re: Thank you all for your love and care to me. I LOVE YOU ALL**kisses** by liljboy(m): 2:01am On Apr 17, 2013 |
hapi bday fam |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Car Keys by liljboy(op): 9:54am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Dygeasy: nigger can't youtrust me i aint as jobless as your dad. |
| Romance › Re: Girls And Car Keys by liljboy(op): 8:43am On Apr 16, 2013 |
Mr..Cork:idiot you dey claim grown ups, but still spellin b.y for b.o.y |
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