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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
Lolz, you just dey bored , dey find company. I jump am pass. grin. I no dey house.

But I feel sorry for the pearl guy sha. I be no wan touch am, he just dey push me. Help me tell am sorry sha. He seem a nice guy, honestly speaking grin

Na people like you and that criminal wey call himself larry1960 I dey like flog.
Mschew angry all these sorry - sorry, apologies upon apologies dey turn my belle. Well true true I dey bored sha. Na holiday after all undecided

But i think say you be hard guy before. You no want make I 'lay your arss bare' here abi? (accordingto your lingo) grin

Well I trust pearl, him no go accept this your apology lie lie. We must moooveee cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:21pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
Since 2017 he first born pikin ni lol way before corner44 first taste toto lol
Ogbeni how far nah. You don go sabbatical? grin Show face make we continue the expose jor. Thread dry this evening lol

I promise i won't post your personal details today, na tomorrow night after I don call everybody wey you don defame & libel all around this forum together come this thread make dem follow us see the real you together grin I will only reveal a few of your other monikers tonight dazzall

Hope say you don get enough savings for legal fees sha because many people go vex after dem find out the kind person wey been do them wetin you like to dey do people for this forum.

Quote me once you see this, I never sleep wink
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
grin grin okay grin only me? I don't have any of your family members details, I would have asked them to quickly put you in chains. Na so kolo take dey start oo grin
eiyah. You don dey cry abi? cry

Don't worry, let me pause so you can catch your breath. This evening we continue wink

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2023
Halahhalah:
I'm not sorry to say this but you are nothing but a nuisaanceee to this thread. You don't drive neither do you have a vehicle given out, see that you are nothing but a trooooll.
If you like deactivate 10 old burner accounts and create 20 new troll accounts you still remain who you are and can not run or hide when we come for you tongue

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:13pm On Jun 28, 2023
I won’t rush. I have the rest of today and the whole of tomorrow. Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be served hot - hot for you grin

Your details will be the last thing I will reveal before I go back to face my business. Keep cleaning up your other burner accounts, I have your main mellow accounts still cooling in my back pocket waiting to be unveiled tongue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
Go ahead FBI agent grin grin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJAHZOZZjI8
Joel . . . ahem. . . elrony I am not a short man like you neither am I as small/young as you are.

Better face your delsu 3rd class degree and make something of your life. Don’t be like your sisters unfortunate husband io tongue

This is just your 5th moniker. I will soon get to the one you’re using to solicit help for your japa plans on the travel section.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:59pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
Permission granted grin
Noted and Thank you cool

I will first of all make all your crimes visible for all to see here before I finally drop your details.

You will not forget this 2023 Sallah in a hurry lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:58pm On Jun 28, 2023
So you feel you can run around nairaland accusing people falsely and tarnishing images on your whim abi?

Your day of reckoning is at hand. We many wey don gather for your matter. e go shock you grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2023
Pearl1910:
Abeg what did u post?
Did anybody screen grab it?. I want to see.
Don’t mind him. He’s doing account cleanup grin Not knowing that we already have all his details on the back of our hands wink

If not for my respect for this forum and it’s rules I would have posted his pics, full names, accounts, telegram and WhatsApp numbers here but I don’t want to implicate myself when we eventually come to get him at his house.

Of course unless he give me the permission to post them by himself wink (Which I’m desperately hoping he will) so everyone will see the kind of lowlife that he is for real.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m):
TheModerator:
The thing about you is that you don't drink or smoke, na only one sachet of pure water dey get you high. That's proof of how small your brain is. Corner44 onye ara.
You’ve been busy deleting all your accounts and posts abi? grin

Freemon50 has suddenly disappeared lol

You think we don’t know you?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 11:34am On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
Just a subtle warning of what I'm capable of. I'll take it down for now. I wouldn't want to poo on your anniversary. See ya cheesy
What are you taking down? What we have already screenshot and saved siiince as proof of your crimes here how many weeks ago? lol

Just continue your rigmarole here. You’re already pinned and no amount of account cleanup can help you. tongue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:16am On Jun 28, 2023
You think you are dealing with kids? We already have your phone mac and ip details and know all your accounts and footprints throughout nairaland.

Just keep on posting while we keep our tabs until the day you appear before us for explanations and restitution. Others won't be happy I'm doing this but I just can't help it.

E go be like action film for your eye when e happen and we must give report here thereafter so all those hailing you will learn that nairaland isn't as anonymous as they feel.

you are already a scape goat but I pray you dismiss this my 'expo' and continue your uselessness upandan here so our case will be made sweeter at the end of the day.

As i said, Today and tomorrow na holiday, i get your time wink
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:07am On Jun 28, 2023
You attack CheerfulGiver because he's an igbo man and you're envious of his successes and achievements which your full lineage have never even dreamed of attaining.

God help you once we get you. You must tell the whole world why you have a screw loose in your skull whenever you encounter igbos on the streets of lagos.

Keep on posting you hear, you are on borrowed time but don't take my word for it oh , keep forming voltron

Remember we are all liars here as you and your gang of 'never do wells' always accuse us of cool

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:02am On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
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Mumu grin You are still pained
Freemon the craw-craw scratching, ball oozing separatist fanatic. Have you checked to see if your scrotum and thighs are not still bleeding from all the STD's your loving one-one naira oloshos have passed on to you? lol

You think because we are respecting the rules of this great forum by not posting your names, location and pictures we will allow you to keep soiling the images of respectable individuals on this thread for your childish whims and fun?

HA HA HA its a lie oh we have forwarded all your details to the right authorities as we are supposed to with proofs of your image tarnishing and libellous posts against members all over this forum.

Very soon you will open that your wooden door and find people with handcuffs ready to drag you to court where you will meet people like us waiting to throw you into the pit where you and your likes belong

You come here to drag keyboard with your father's mate because of 'cruise' abi? grin

E go shock you cool

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:31am On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:
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Mumu grin You are still pained
JoeEeL the oduduwa separatist Manchester United fan, you won't retire this your troll account and face your life. You think we haven't seen your names and face already? grin

No worry, na DSS go pick you up very soon drop for where dem Bury Nnamdi Kanu as una two dey fight for the same thing. tongue

Today and tomorrow na holiday. I get your time.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:59pm On May 28, 2023
TheModerator:
I Will soon drop your real name and pictures to the whole world cheerfulgiver so that even riders will be wary of this scammer
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

10. Don't violate the privacy of any people e.g. by posting their private pics, info, or chats without permission.

cc seun, mynd44, Dominique, tabbaz, Puskin, naijacutee, FOD

Please scrutinize this moniker and its activities on this thread. It comes online to attack and abuse random people calling them scammers and frauds without any evidence or proof and then goes on to post names, pictures and phone numbers of the innocent people he falsely accuses.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by lilkech(m): 12:37am On Apr 04, 2023
FEGEITOK:
If you drive very fast and have done a series of very hard braking you may experience the brake going soft and flat and you and taking longer than usual to engage.

Does that also count as brake failure?

Happened to me a couple of times along the Benin-Abuja route.

I think the brake fluid boils and can no longer do its job, the remedy is usually to drive slowly and avoid heavy braking for a while. Once the brake fluid cools down, I think the brake behaves normally.

The recommended remedy is to import high performance brake fluid, then flush the one purchased from our markets to and replace with the imported one.
It has nothing to do with the brake fluid. Your brake discs were simply overheating.

Race cars come standard with properly ventilated brake discs for this exact reason.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by lilkech(m): 12:32pm On Apr 02, 2023
Aaaaarghmed:
With serious speed I rammed into one bus with my babyboy in 2019,I match break,e flat. No single dent on my ride ,just the Honda logo fall comot..the bus,no dent.
Oga calm down. Na fast and furious you been dey watch that time wink
Car TalkRe: Which Of These Cars Would You Buy For A Woman ? by lilkech(m): 7:07pm On Mar 30, 2023
femmykenny:
I have seen many of this vehicle.
Is the car rugged.
I hope we have experience mechanic that can easily fix it.
Buy her a Camry or crv with the 4cyl engine. The other ones will make her spend much for maintenance and fueling, worse is if you’re the one sponsoring those two aspects of her ownership of the vehicle apart from its cost price undecided

Give her what will not make you have hypertension even if she calls you that the vehicle is misbehaving.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:02pm On Mar 30, 2023
radautoworks:
Una long time!

Something interesting happened at the shop today that made me post here.

I don't know who needs to hear this but: YOU SHOULD NOT BE CHANGING YOUR OIL EVERY 3 WEEKS EVEN ON UBER... Unless you are telling me you are driving 3,000-5,000 miles every 3 weeks... tongue

Okay bye!
Madam come back here and say what happened now-now angry

Which kain long throat you dey do us for here? Give us gist jor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2023
pope191:
Boss make we try to dey motivate ourselves.
A nice tokumbo 2010 corolla is around N4.8m - N5.3m. If it was your vehicle and you were looking for someone to take it on hp, how much will you feel is fair to ask as a total price?
Car TalkRe: Buy Your Mobil 1 From Reputable Sellers by lilkech(m): 6:51pm On Mar 30, 2023
A woman in ladipo wanted to sell me that same mobil1 oil. I asked her the price and she said N16k cheesy

The way I take run ehn. . . my slipas been dey touch the back of my head as I dey tear the race

Ask how much he bought that fake oil and you would wonder less
BusinessRe: Opay Transfer/transaction Dispute by lilkech(m): 6:04pm On Mar 21, 2023
LuvsBeautifl:
Thanks.
You’re welcome
BusinessRe: Opay Transfer/transaction Dispute by lilkech(m): 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2023
LuvsBeautifl:
Okay. Now, this is where OPay comes in. It is now left for them to contact UBA to flag that payment, because the transfer was from my OPay account. We don't have OPay's physical office, except in Lagos and some very few states, if I'm not mistaken. OPay ought to contact UBA and resolve this. But they are pushing me to do that, and twice I have emailed UBA, even copying CBN once, but till today, they have not responded.
Oh I now understand your predicament. It’s sad that OPay has few physical branches of not this would have been a walkover.

You will need to go to a uba bank branch near you and complain about what happened at their customer care desk. They will tell you to go to your bank and tell them to officially issue a notice to uba concerning the transaction but since it’s OPay you can try to convince them that OPay has no branch office and their customer care team is telling you that you should come to meet the uba representatives to handle this case.

I pray you find a solution. Good luck
BusinessRe: Opay Transfer/transaction Dispute by lilkech(m): 5:35pm On Mar 21, 2023
LuvsBeautifl:
Thanks for the input. This was my first call of action. They only told me that the beneficiary's bank has received it and that was all. However, the beneficiary confirmed they have not seen the transfer. This is a business woman. Now how do I go about and ask for her account statement? I really don't know how to get around this
In this case you will need to go to your own bank and inform them that the recipient of that particular transfer/transaction is claiming he/she didn’t receive it in their account.

Of course your bank will check and inform you that it indeed arrived/dropped into the designated account but then you will push them to flag that transaction because the owner of that other account is claiming that they haven’t received it.

Once your bank has been successfully pushed to flag that transaction the recipients bank will then freeze the persons account and notify the customer to come to bank to rectify the issue and possibly return the funds.

I believe by this stage the person should have started contacting you to say they have finally seen the cash grin
PoliticsRe: An Apology To The Igbo People Of Nigeria by lilkech(m): 5:29pm On Mar 21, 2023
Seun, on behalf of OG nairaland members I hereby put it to you that you really fall our collective hands this season cry

Your apology is watery at best. Enjoy
BusinessRe: Opay Transfer/transaction Dispute by lilkech(m):
LuvsBeautifl:
I'm not sure if this is the right section to post this, if it isn't I'd appreciate if the admin can move it to the right section.

I have made two transactions on OPay recently. The first is for over a week to UBA and the second is over 24 hours to FirstBank.

My OPay account has been debited for both transactions but the beneficiaries never received any money.

I contacted OPay support, which if I have to rate, I would give them a minus 1 star if possible.

The first support staff ELIJAH really was very unfair. He introduced himself, and after a while ended the chat after I provided him with the session ID of the transaction. I suspect he was trying to hit the complaint resolution target for the day, but that was very unfair and dubious.

The second chat support staff, LAUREL (according to OPay system), but she introduced herself as LAURETTA.

She tried to help but the resolution channel/advice is almost impossible. I was asked to provide the beneficiary account statement from that date to present for them to escalate. How do I walk up to someone and ask for their business account statement?

I have been advised to repay the monies, both, but it's really unfair.

I have called, emailed, tweeted. Done everything possible to no avail, and I thought of here. This is my last hope.

Please if you have any idea how I can resolve this please help.

Thanks.
OPay is very easy to use. Whenever you have a failed pos or money transfer transaction (declined or other error) you do not need to call their customer care support or send mails.

Just fire open your OPay app and you can lodge your complaints via their customer support page right there on their app.

Pic 1: that’s the way to lodge complaints ’in app’

Pic 2: Report transfer dispute is for those bank to bank transfers that has issues. You will just highlight the failed/problematic transaction from your history and they will review it. Report card dispute is for those pos atm card transactions that either decline or fail but you still got debited. For this option you will need to have a copy of the receipt which you will snap and upload to them and they will review the transaction.

Pic 3: while using this method the transaction dispute/issue is usually resolved within 3 - 5 working days.

Pic 4: the only dispute transactions I have ever had while using OPay this emefiele period the circled is how to create a new dispute for resolution

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi As A Totally Confused Man. by lilkech(m): 4:46pm On Mar 21, 2023
weyreypey:
Is that your name?
Just calm down. You know every na. No allow me talk too much. Stop tribalism, it won’t add a second to your lifespan.
PoliticsRe: What Happened To The Yorubas I Know by lilkech(m): 4:41pm On Mar 21, 2023
KwuoteYourFada:
Here in the east

Mama Tolu that sells JuJu stuff in Onitsha voted without any stress or intimidation


Bayo my tailor and His boys went to vote without any stress

Oga Hakeem the NEPA guy I used to meet to recharge my EEDC and his boys went to vote infact I called him to be sure he's safe on election day in Awka here . He told me he's okay that he has voted.

Even Sade and Marriam my Agbo plugs went to vote without stress or intimidation


The oil Guys ( majority Yorubas) in my hometown in umueri / Aguleri axis Orient refinery there were safe and I'm very sure they voted without stress .


Let me forget about other SE state I'm talking about only Anambra here


My elder sister who owns a mall in Lagos she even pays tax wasn't able to go out to vote for the fear of being injured


My question is ,

What happened to the Yorubas that I know?

The people with highest number of professors in Nigeria.
The people who produced most of the greatest people in Nigeria in every sector,from science , art entertainment, economics , entrepreneurs and sports


What happened? Election comes and goes why fall for the antics and games of politicians


Peter Obi won Lagos not because of Igbos but because of the support of Yorubas in Lagos
When he was interviewed he said that!

Why do you think Igbos wants to take over

Which igbo man said Lagos is no man's land ? Igbos are more than 50M (I might be wrong) I'm requesting just 3 igbo people that said Lagos Is no man's land

I hope yorubas have a rethink politicians are united . This same obi that people are dying for will soon dance with tinubu tomorrow. He always call him senior brother and father
Tinubu have no beef with obi too all those words he used like obi is a boy and all that are just coming from humor nothing serious


Why we go dey allow politicians make us hate ourselves and kill ourselves? undecided

This guys no send us like this gan

That guy wey dem kill so shey him get family? Dem go dey cry because of him coconut head angry

It's just sad angry

Omo I just tire for all Una

My igbo brothers go dey do their own too undecided

I no wan change am give everybody sad


This Lagos own just dey vex me undecided
Here on nairaland most of the main proponents of tribalism are neither Hausa, igbo or yoruba. They are mostly from other numerous minority tribes who can sneak in and out of both divides to foment trouble without minding the responses from both ends.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi As A Totally Confused Man. by lilkech(m): 4:37pm On Mar 21, 2023
weyreypey:
cheesy
Tunde you’re older than this. Respect your age.
Car TalkRe: CAT Vehicle Power Stations for sale by lilkech(op): 6:32pm On Jan 18, 2023
New batch of power stations available

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