Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,150,624 members, 7,809,321 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 07:47 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Lilkech's Profile / Lilkech's Posts
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 60 pages)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Thoughts On Israel, Palestine, & Gaza by lilkech(m): 2:30pm On Jan 04 |
This man You no go comot eye for isreal matter abi? All the killings and injustices going on in your country isn't enough to move you already? It seems like the closure that happened last month no open your eyes? Okay oh. Continue . . . 17 Likes |
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by lilkech(m): 7:40am On Nov 02, 2023 |
I just logged in with this account to affirm and confirm what was posted above. |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2023 |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2023 |
OkpaNsukkaisBae: Abeg leave yeye for us oh, him na undercover agbado muncher. Him chest never swell reach donbrowser own yet. Abeg oh make we never drag am yet, maybe unless mario don finally kill browser for nairaland then we fit face am |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:10am On Sep 15, 2023 |
Everyone please hold your peace. I know tempers are flared and blood pressures are high because of tinubu and his governance but the only person we can collectively drag on this thread is no longer around to answers to our whippings for at least another 4 days to a week. Yes, oga donbrowser and his alternates have all been sent to the hague (nairalands naughty conner) by the infamous anti-spambot because even the hardship has started to affect microchips these days it is now that bad my people. So let's sheathed out swords for a few moments and take deep breaths to regain our composure in anticipation of the hardships to come as we await the release of our 'lamb of tinubu' who will take away the sins of his messiah from us. It is well. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Debt Jumps By 75% In Three Months, Hits N87 Trillion by lilkech(m): 5:00am On Sep 15, 2023 |
lol erm sorry, lemme quickly do some small simple calculations here because unlike our commander in chief I actually have my accountancy certificate and it's class, grade or honours has never been in any dispute . . . Further breakdown showed that Nigeria has a total domestic debt of N54.13tn and total external debt of N33.25tn all incured within the past 3 calender months till today So therefore . . . July - August - September = 31 + 31 + 30 = 92 days Total debt (internal & external) = N54.13tn + N33.25tn = N87.38tn National debt accrued daily = N87.38tn ÷ 92 days = N949,782,608,696 So my fellow country people, what this thread is trying to tell us is that, for the past 92 days, Nigeria as a country has been accumulating a daily debt burden of Nine hundred and forty-nine billion, seven hundred and eighty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand six hundred and ninety-six naira ONLY (emphasis on the ONLY at the end of that string letting you know there is no KOBO value in that figure) EVERY - SINGLE - DAY or EVERY - 24 - HOURS and you're telling me . . . and I'm telling my children . . . Nigeria will make itWhich president can handle it? Dead bones shall rise againWhich imam or pastor can do it? Hoooooo Laaawd Have Meesssiii modified All of you apc goons correcting the timelines for me should keep quiet, isn't the values as at today not worse than my calculations show up there? What are you even trying to tell me to do? Inflate the figures further so my calculator will be writing ERROR - ERROR - ERROR 54 Likes 4 Shares
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
mh53: That’s life bro. That’s why I’ve made sure I never get to experience such issues again by having the product pictured below. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Functions: 1,200 Amp Jump Starter, Power Station and Air Compressor. Incorporating an 800 instant & 1,200 peak battery amp starting power. Helps to jump-start most 12V vehicles without the need for another vehicle 120 PSI air compressor with heavy-duty brass tipped SureFit nozzle securely connects to tires, sports equipment and more. 12 Volts 200 Watt Power Station with 4 separate spaces of 6.2 Amp USB ports provide Fast Charging Power for phones, tablets & electronic devices while also powering tools, chargers, laptops and small personal electronic devices during emergencies for extended periods of time. FEATURES: Rechargeable Built-in 120 Volt AC Charging adapter, to use with any electric extension cord Reverse Polarity Alarm and LED Indicator: Alerts the user when connected in reverse Power Switch: Helps prevent power to the clamps until ready to jump-start Tough Rugged Housing: Increased Durability Built-In Area search Light: For increased visibility and safety Location: Lagos (we can waybill to any location in Nigeria) Contact 09123875859 either on phone or watsapp to order a unit. 2 Likes
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
MrCarter577: Which is even a better picture for me and others who come here to seek knowledge. So he actually made far more than I was even thinking. See them castigating me for my mistake not knowing that they are even making the case more favorable from my own point of view Later someone will come here and say people can’t make money on Uber. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:55pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
Life is funny. They say I don’t know anything, I’m dense, I’m empty, I’m a leaner . . . Okay I gree. I came here to learn from them meanwhile they are now busy shouting that the business is a dead end, no profit, excessive commissions etc. Even known trolls are talking and the only person from this thread, a single guy without any wife or kids , who I came to also learn from regretfully later sold all his hustling tools right from his vehicle down to his socks and fled the country on a canoe to Congo in search of a better life is also talking Baz00 hustle ohhh and stay away from telegram group village e nor good at all this tinubu season I dey tell you especially if you be deportee without shi-shi. Ask ya mama and papa question dem go telli you. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 6:32am On Jul 03, 2023 |
XGhost: And you paid more in commission because its uber. You are doing well for yourself aje. God bless the works of your hands. The truth can only come in black and white while myopia has many colors. The price of fuel will still go up, anybody that wants to sell off their cars should please post it here first before heading to jiiji 7 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 4:11pm On Jul 01, 2023 |
There is a thread on the front page about a guy that has worked at a place for 6 years and only received a total salary increment of 5k aka N5,000 aka Five Thousend Naira within that whole duration I agree I don’t know what that person’s initial salary was but gard derm! . . . Why stay? is it because of allowances? Pension? Loans? Or maybe he became too comfortable wisdom is indeed profitable 1 Like 1 Share
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:52pm On Jun 30, 2023 |
mschew
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:00am On Jun 30, 2023 |
Josephase: So far you don’t owe anyone or have not defrauded anybody here on nairaland then you have no reason not to stand up to him. Highest na your name and picture him go show The funny thing is that he is ‘kind of’ your namesake he thinks everyone has his type of fear of their real identities being known on nairaland because he thinks everyone is as messed up as he is in reality. 1 Like |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:17am On Jun 30, 2023 |
Gentlelife50: Ha ha ha chai! No wonder you’ve been angry anytime you see me engaging that troll. Shebi I’m always doing cho-cho-cho here disturbing your enjoyment abi Gentlelife50: I’m just happy everyone has seen the ring leader of the people who encourage this thread to be as useless as it is today. Don’t worry, very soon your entertainment here will be cancelled and you will allow serious people engage each other on this thread. 1 Like |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:04am On Jun 30, 2023 |
CheerfulGiver: I will release his details but it will be directly on tabbaz’s thread for scammers and fraudsters and not here. I will post all his accounts that I have found out along with his names, phone numbers, email addresses and pictures then tag everyone that I’ve come across him trolling, abusing, defaming, insulting plus those he made threatening and libelous comments against especially from the politics section. I’m sure those ones will bring the final nail we will use in sealing his coffin here as we are fishing him out for prosecution. I have collated screenshots and posts from years back with various burner accounts of his. I will post it there then drop the link to the thread here so people can come and join the show. He has already pulled off all his clothes and dancing naked but just like a mad man, he is not aware. When the fireworks start it will be spectacular See how surprised he was when he realized that we have found him out lol the worst is yet to come. This lowlife has a few normal accounts where he posts reasonably and respectfully as a normal person but he prefers to be making a fool of himself everywhere on the forum, insulting everybody and trolling for no reason at all. The guy is a sorry excuse for a human being but his foolishness has finally come to an end on in nairaland and beyond. He knows I already know who he is but if I put his details out here for only us to see it won’t have the desired effect I want. I will make him famous on the whole forum so people who have been hurt by his actions can now have their opportunity to exact their own revenge against him once and for all even seun and all the mods and apc/pdp bots that he always insults will be present on that thread when I reveal his full details so they too can join in the free for all. See the way he generates likes for his useless posts upandan the whole forum below and he is wondering how we found him out. How can only one person operate up to 20 accounts at the same time. He has even opened accounts that he has not posted a single word with which he keeps, he only uses those ones to support his low self esteem on threads where he actively trolls innocents. Let him continue, when we finish with him he will be dragged from his cubicle and dumped in a cell to cool off very very soon. 2 Likes
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:19pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
BAZ001: Our resident clown don sho bazo hustle oh. E be like say you go be last born for house this one wey you sell even your curtain hanger and rail take complete canoe fee to take travel go congo lol Hope say you no hide go join telegram group. Remember my swear for the last page? Make e no catch you oh because if dem carry you throw come back here mehn. . . na village direct for you I wish you well 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: Mschew all these sorry - sorry, apologies upon apologies dey turn my belle. Well true true I dey bored sha. Na holiday after all But i think say you be hard guy before. You no want make I 'lay your arss bare' here abi? (accordingto your lingo) Well I trust pearl, him no go accept this your apology lie lie. We must moooveee 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:21pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: Ogbeni how far nah. You don go sabbatical? Show face make we continue the expose jor. Thread dry this evening lol I promise i won't post your personal details today, na tomorrow night after I don call everybody wey you don defame & libel all around this forum together come this thread make dem follow us see the real you together I will only reveal a few of your other monikers tonight dazzall Hope say you don get enough savings for legal fees sha because many people go vex after dem find out the kind person wey been do them wetin you like to dey do people for this forum. Quote me once you see this, I never sleep 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: eiyah. You don dey cry abi? Don't worry, let me pause so you can catch your breath. This evening we continue
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Halahhalah: If you like deactivate 10 old burner accounts and create 20 new troll accounts you still remain who you are and can not run or hide when we come for you 3 Likes
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:13pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
I won’t rush. I have the rest of today and the whole of tomorrow. Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be served hot - hot for you Your details will be the last thing I will reveal before I go back to face my business. Keep cleaning up your other burner accounts, I have your main mellow accounts still cooling in my back pocket waiting to be unveiled |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:10pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: Better face your delsu 3rd class degree and make something of your life. Don’t be like your sisters unfortunate husband io This is just your 5th moniker. I will soon get to the one you’re using to solicit help for your japa plans on the travel section. 2 Likes
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:59pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: Noted and Thank you I will first of all make all your crimes visible for all to see here before I finally drop your details. You will not forget this 2023 Sallah in a hurry lol 1 Like |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:58pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
So you feel you can run around nairaland accusing people falsely and tarnishing images on your whim abi? Your day of reckoning is at hand. We many wey don gather for your matter. e go shock you 1 Like
|
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Pearl1910: Don’t mind him. He’s doing account cleanup Not knowing that we already have all his details on the back of our hands If not for my respect for this forum and it’s rules I would have posted his pics, full names, accounts, telegram and WhatsApp numbers here but I don’t want to implicate myself when we eventually come to get him at his house. Of course unless he give me the permission to post them by himself (Which I’m desperately hoping he will) so everyone will see the kind of lowlife that he is for real. |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 12:36pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: You’ve been busy deleting all your accounts and posts abi? Freemon50 has suddenly disappeared lol You think we don’t know you? 1 Like |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 11:34am On Jun 28, 2023 |
TheModerator: What are you taking down? What we have already screenshot and saved siiince as proof of your crimes here how many weeks ago? lol Just continue your rigmarole here. You’re already pinned and no amount of account cleanup can help you. 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:16am On Jun 28, 2023 |
You think you are dealing with kids? We already have your phone mac and ip details and know all your accounts and footprints throughout nairaland. Just keep on posting while we keep our tabs until the day you appear before us for explanations and restitution. Others won't be happy I'm doing this but I just can't help it. E go be like action film for your eye when e happen and we must give report here thereafter so all those hailing you will learn that nairaland isn't as anonymous as they feel. you are already a scape goat but I pray you dismiss this my 'expo' and continue your uselessness upandan here so our case will be made sweeter at the end of the day. As i said, Today and tomorrow na holiday, i get your time 2 Likes |
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:07am On Jun 28, 2023 |
You attack CheerfulGiver because he's an igbo man and you're envious of his successes and achievements which your full lineage have never even dreamed of attaining. God help you once we get you. You must tell the whole world why you have a screw loose in your skull whenever you encounter igbos on the streets of lagos. Keep on posting you hear, you are on borrowed time but don't take my word for it oh , keep forming voltron Remember we are all liars here as you and your gang of 'never do wells' always accuse us of 2 Likes
|
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 60 pages)
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57 |