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Family / Re: How Long Have You Been A Member On Nairaland ? by lilkech(m): 1:10pm On Feb 09
calabaman:


Sorry na you.

Domo Sir.

Thank you my son 😊
Family / Re: How Long Have You Been A Member On Nairaland ? by lilkech(m): 8:38am On Feb 09
Deepspirituals:
No 2005

Why are you searching for people like us? 🤔

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2024
People don't be decieved by them. THEY ARE EVIL and will never want any good thing for any member of this thread EVER

Believe whatever lies come pouring out of their mouths at your own peril. You will lose and they will win while laughing at you from their homes.

They will come here to spoil the spirit of the thread from time to time but I am usually here to put them in their places ASAP.

That's why they HATE ME and ABUSE ME at every turn. It's okay, my conscience is clear and i know what I am doing is for the best of this thread and it's members.

Shalom cool

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:54am On Nov 01, 2024
After everything was said and done, the innocent member who was being accused and defamed here (although being silent all through the ordeal) decided to voice out in this powerful but sad parting comment from the thread all because some idiots decided he was too good to be here advising newbies and helping people to increase their earnings on the job with his good advises and teachings.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:51am On Nov 01, 2024
More screenshot showing when members here found out the lying and blackmailing duo of dav1002 and TheModerator and put 2 & 2 together to realise that an innocent man had been wickedly set up and accused for theft on this thread.

Blackmails and lies, that is the only thing you will get out from those two cretins on this thread.

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 5:52pm On Sep 19, 2024
Nairaland no gree me upload am with my other moniker, make I use this one jare cool

dav1002 no be the ringtone of your cry be these?

Romance / Re: I Have Done 14 Years On Nairaland by lilkech(m): 1:50pm On Jun 03, 2024
So op which one you be?

Millennia abi Gen z grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Thoughts On Israel, Palestine, & Gaza by lilkech(m): 2:30pm On Jan 04, 2024
This man undecided

You no go comot eye for isreal matter abi? All the killings and injustices going on in your country isn't enough to move you already? It seems like the closure that happened last month no open your eyes?

Okay oh. Continue . . .

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by lilkech(m): 7:40am On Nov 02, 2023
I just logged in with this account to affirm and confirm what was posted above.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2023
YeyeGbami:



On his mandate bro!

I sight you baba grin

Munch on, nothing do your teeth jare
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:




Tinubu's lagos..why u wan leave? Abi u don finally see evidence? U go explain tire!

Abeg leave yeye for us oh, him na undercover agbado muncher. Him chest never swell reach donbrowser own yet.

Abeg oh shocked make we never drag am yet, maybe unless mario don finally kill browser for nairaland then we fit face am wink
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:10am On Sep 15, 2023
Everyone please hold your peace. I know tempers are flared and blood pressures are high because of tinubu and his governance but the only person we can collectively drag on this thread is no longer around to answers to our whippings for at least another 4 days to a week.

Yes, oga donbrowser and his alternates have all been sent to the hague (nairalands naughty conner) by the infamous anti-spambot because even the hardship has started to affect microchips these days cry it is now that bad my people.

So let's sheathed out swords for a few moments and take deep breaths to regain our composure in anticipation of the hardships to come as we await the release of our 'lamb of tinubu' who will take away the sins of his messiah from us.

It is well. sad

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Debt Jumps By 75% In Three Months, Hits N87 Trillion by lilkech(m): 5:00am On Sep 15, 2023
lol erm sorry, lemme quickly do some small simple calculations here because unlike our commander in chief I actually have my accountancy certificate and it's class, grade or honours has never been in any dispute . . .

Further breakdown showed that Nigeria has a total domestic debt of N54.13tn and total external debt of N33.25tn all incured within the past 3 calender months till today

So therefore . . .

July - August - September = 31 + 31 + 30 = 92 days
Total debt (internal & external) = N54.13tn + N33.25tn = N87.38tn

National debt accrued daily = N87.38tn ÷ 92 days = N949,782,608,696

So my fellow country people, what this thread is trying to tell us is that, for the past 92 days, Nigeria as a country has been accumulating a daily debt burden of Nine hundred and forty-nine billion, seven hundred and eighty-two million, six hundred and eight thousand six hundred and ninety-six naira ONLY (emphasis on the ONLY at the end of that string letting you know there is no KOBO value in that figure)

EVERY - SINGLE - DAY or EVERY - 24 - HOURS shocked

and you're telling me . . .

and I'm telling my children . . .

Nigeria will make it
Which president can handle it?

Dead bones shall rise again
Which imam or pastor can do it?

Hoooooo Laaawd Have Meesssiii shocked

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All of you apc goons correcting the timelines for me should keep quiet, isn't the values as at today not worse than my calculations show up there? What are you even trying to tell me to do? Inflate the figures further so my calculator will be writing

ERROR - ERROR - ERROR angry

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2023
mh53:
I assisted those ones free of charge because it literally cost me nothing to do so

my so called fellow drivers made sure I paid for their services

life goes on either way.

That’s life bro. That’s why I’ve made sure I never get to experience such issues again by having the product pictured below.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2023
MrCarter577:


He paid less with 5% commission

Which is even a better picture for me and others who come here to seek knowledge. So he actually made far more than I was even thinking. See them castigating me for my mistake not knowing that they are even making the case more favorable from my own point of view grin

Later someone will come here and say people can’t make money on Uber.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 7:55pm On Jul 03, 2023
grin Life is funny. They say I don’t know anything, I’m dense, I’m empty, I’m a leaner . . . Okay I gree. I came here to learn from them meanwhile they are now busy shouting that the business is a dead end, no profit, excessive commissions etc.

Even known trolls are talking and the only person from this thread, a single guy without any wife or kids , who I came to also learn from regretfully later sold all his hustling tools right from his vehicle down to his socks and fled the country on a canoe to Congo in search of a better life is also talking grin

Baz00 hustle ohhh and stay away from telegram group wink village e nor good at all this tinubu season I dey tell you especially if you be deportee without shi-shi. Ask ya mama and papa question dem go telli you.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 6:32am On Jul 03, 2023
XGhost:


What I posted is less than 12 hours daily

And you paid more in commission because its uber. You are doing well for yourself aje. God bless the works of your hands.

The truth can only come in black and white while myopia has many colors.

The price of fuel will still go up, anybody that wants to sell off their cars should please post it here first before heading to jiiji wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 4:11pm On Jul 01, 2023
There is a thread on the front page about a guy that has worked at a place for 6 years and only received a total salary increment of 5k aka N5,000 aka Five Thousend Naira within that whole duration cry

I agree I don’t know what that person’s initial salary was but gard derm! . . . Why stay? is it because of allowances? Pension? Loans? Or maybe he became too comfortable undecided

wisdom is indeed profitable

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:52pm On Jun 30, 2023
mschew cheesy


If you like deactivate 10 old burner accounts and create 20 new troll accounts you still remain who you are and can not run or hide when we come for you tongue
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:00am On Jun 30, 2023
Josephase:
I have a black ass and I want you to spread it round the Internet. Lay me open fafuous

So far you don’t owe anyone or have not defrauded anybody here on nairaland then you have no reason not to stand up to him. Highest na your name and picture him go show us you but when I post his own detail it will be like a death sentence to him. There’s a reason why he behaves the way he does and it will all be revealed then.

The funny thing is that he is ‘kind of’ your namesake wink he thinks everyone has his type of fear of their real identities being known on nairaland because he thinks everyone is as messed up as he is in reality.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:17am On Jun 30, 2023
Gentlelife50:

Is it your maturity?
grin cheesy

We are enjoying the whole show
grin

Ha ha ha chai! No wonder you’ve been angry anytime you see me engaging that troll. Shebi I’m always doing cho-cho-cho here disturbing your enjoyment abi grin

Gentlelife50:

Is it your joblessness?
grin cheesy

I’m just happy everyone has seen the ring leader of the people who encourage this thread to be as useless as it is today. Don’t worry, very soon your entertainment here will be cancelled and you will allow serious people engage each other on this thread.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:04am On Jun 30, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
ahn ahn. At least pretend it's a new detail. No make the idiot think say all him oluwole investigative certification was in vain.


I will release his details but it will be directly on tabbaz’s thread for scammers and fraudsters and not here. I will post all his accounts that I have found out along with his names, phone numbers, email addresses and pictures then tag everyone that I’ve come across him trolling, abusing, defaming, insulting plus those he made threatening and libelous comments against especially from the politics section. I’m sure those ones will bring the final nail we will use in sealing his coffin here as we are fishing him out for prosecution. I have collated screenshots and posts from years back with various burner accounts of his.

I will post it there then drop the link to the thread here so people can come and join the show. He has already pulled off all his clothes and dancing naked but just like a mad man, he is not aware. When the fireworks start it will be spectacular grin See how surprised he was when he realized that we have found him out lol the worst is yet to come.

This lowlife has a few normal accounts where he posts reasonably and respectfully as a normal person but he prefers to be making a fool of himself everywhere on the forum, insulting everybody and trolling for no reason at all. The guy is a sorry excuse for a human being but his foolishness has finally come to an end on in nairaland and beyond. He knows I already know who he is but if I put his details out here for only us to see it won’t have the desired effect I want. I will make him famous on the whole forum so people who have been hurt by his actions can now have their opportunity to exact their own revenge against him once and for all even seun and all the mods and apc/pdp bots that he always insults will be present on that thread when I reveal his full details so they too can join in the free for all.

See the way he generates likes for his useless posts upandan the whole forum below and he is wondering how we found him out. How can only one person operate up to 20 accounts at the same time. He has even opened accounts that he has not posted a single word with which he keeps, he only uses those ones to support his low self esteem on threads where he actively trolls innocents.

Let him continue, when we finish with him he will be dragged from his cubicle and dumped in a cell to cool off very very soon.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:19pm On Jun 28, 2023
BAZ001:


Mbok d question wey dey hungry me to ask na if na university of Ilorin him go ?

But to chuk mouth for dis matter hard me as everything don turn yam pepper scatter scatter grin

That heyena face kechi just dey run him diarrhea mouth Cho choo choo

E pass my cruise threshold.




Our resident clown don sho grin bazo hustle oh. E be like say you go be last born for house this one wey you sell even your curtain hanger and rail take complete canoe fee to take travel go congo lol

Hope say you no hide go join telegram group. Remember my swear for the last page? Make e no catch you oh because if dem carry you throw come back here mehn. . . na village direct for you grin

I wish you well wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 10:15pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:

Lolz, you just dey bored , dey find company. I jump am pass. grin. I no dey house.

But I feel sorry for the pearl guy sha. I be no wan touch am, he just dey push me. Help me tell am sorry sha. He seem a nice guy, honestly speaking grin

Na people like you and that criminal wey call himself larry1960 I dey like flog.

Mschew angry all these sorry - sorry, apologies upon apologies dey turn my belle. Well true true I dey bored sha. Na holiday after all undecided

But i think say you be hard guy before. You no want make I 'lay your arss bare' here abi? (accordingto your lingo) grin

Well I trust pearl, him no go accept this your apology lie lie. We must moooveee cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 9:21pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:

Since 2017 he first born pikin ni lol way before corner44 first taste toto lol

Ogbeni how far nah. You don go sabbatical? grin Show face make we continue the expose jor. Thread dry this evening lol

I promise i won't post your personal details today, na tomorrow night after I don call everybody wey you don defame & libel all around this forum together come this thread make dem follow us see the real you together grin I will only reveal a few of your other monikers tonight dazzall

Hope say you don get enough savings for legal fees sha because many people go vex after dem find out the kind person wey been do them wetin you like to dey do people for this forum.

Quote me once you see this, I never sleep wink

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:


grin grin okay grin only me? I don't have any of your family members details, I would have asked them to quickly put you in chains. Na so kolo take dey start oo grin

eiyah. You don dey cry abi? cry

Don't worry, let me pause so you can catch your breath. This evening we continue wink

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2023
Halahhalah:


I'm not sorry to say this but you are nothing but a nuisaanceee to this thread. You don't drive neither do you have a vehicle given out, see that you are nothing but a trooooll.

If you like deactivate 10 old burner accounts and create 20 new troll accounts you still remain who you are and can not run or hide when we come for you tongue

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:13pm On Jun 28, 2023
I won’t rush. I have the rest of today and the whole of tomorrow. Breakfast, lunch and dinner must be served hot - hot for you grin

Your details will be the last thing I will reveal before I go back to face my business. Keep cleaning up your other burner accounts, I have your main mellow accounts still cooling in my back pocket waiting to be unveiled tongue
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lilkech(m): 2:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
TheModerator:

Go ahead FBI agent grin grin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJAHZOZZjI8


Joel . . . ahem. . . elrony I am not a short man like you neither am I as small/young as you are.

Better face your delsu 3rd class degree and make something of your life. Don’t be like your sisters unfortunate husband io tongue

This is just your 5th moniker. I will soon get to the one you’re using to solicit help for your japa plans on the travel section.

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