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My brother Has a coconut ever fallen on your own head before?

Is a coconut comprised of strong and heavy plastics or metals?


Unless that coconut tree is a young ‘agric’ dwarf specie my brother you might snifff your brain back into your head through your nose if a mature coconut falls from its branch into your soft skull.

If people have survived it before I’m sure they didn’t walk away from that spot smiling with a thumbs up gesture.

Kia 9jarians, see that traffic light sha something that can kill a full grown human being by either snapping the neck or splitting the head itself open Even if you’re driving and it falls suddenly on your windshield it will break it once and maybe still find it’s way onto your skull

That is a big disaster waiting to happen

TRIGITIS:
Though not supporting the non challant attitude of the appropriate authority, what exactly will be the disaster in the event the lamp come off and drop down?

Imagine yourself under it when it drops as you’re crossing, with cars dangerously close and approaching you. Maybe there’s no zebra crossing there and even if there was 9ja drivers no Dey send.

It drops from waaayyy up there down On your head oh on Your small soft shiny smooth head

Just look at the scale of the human heads and the actual stuff dangling in that picture

So go now and sit somewhere quiet and comfy then calmly use your IMAGINATION to picture yourself in that scenario then read your post again.

My advice is for if the car was bought very very cheap

Op it’s a Honda. Japanese. Don’t fear.

Go to New Market, on Douglass Street in owerri and ask for ZUBI. He deals with Honda parts. Purchase the gearbox (and engine if need be, because I’m sure the engine usually outlasts the gearbox).

After changing both take your car to a competent electrician in to sort out the rest of the gremlins (if any)

Stay positive op. Refer to my second sentence for a reassurance

When I registered most users were mostly adults and learned. A few were very well to do as helpful to the forum. People and professionals trained in fields came here to interact with everyone.



Now because sims, phones and internet is cheap everyone else is onboard and I’m still learning how to filter the wheat from the chaff.

when I see cars stopping ahead I switch to neutral and coast to a stop behind the car in front. I then let go of brake (engaging the handbrake if car wants to roll). When cars move I disengage the handbrake and switch to drive to move to the next stop.

Since I learned this habit the only thing I noticed is that my right leg and my brake pedal have become enemies and my brake pads last almost 2X longer than before.

Maybe it’s because I drove manual for years before even seeing auto

GAZZUZZ:


always indicate vehicle type so we don't conclude it is a Suzuki.

The part is an actuator for vent control of the air-conditioning .

Thanks boss.

Please what is this called? It’s under the driver side dashboard immediately above the throttle pedal.

I was hearing clicking sounds like sparks from the dashboard sometimes when I turn the ignition and took it to electrician and he disconnected this module and the noise stopped. I want to know what that thing is called and what it does so I can replace it. Thanks

2005 accord


luvinhubby
gazzuzz
adanny01
nurey

fasa199:


Bolt

Bros oil dey ya head abeg. Na you Dey chop beleful for here, both pocket and stomach wise I greet you main main

but bros, shebi Na just one or two offline riders Dey usually say make you join them flex all these delicacies wey you use do me ‘long-throat’ for this thread today? Or abi e Dey happen well well for you?

iamoladipupo12:
[lilkech] Bro, can you reach out please?

Please resend your email. I’d respond back today.

a4cube:
can u drive 7 seater? Not uber though

cc 1984och

uduak2016:
I want to believe you but Yorubas on here faning tribalism are no different from Awolowo, Adeyinka Grandson, Abike Dabiri or those Yorubas asking Igbos to leave Lagos.

Brother don’t allow politics and politicians turn you blind against all that’s happening and all that’s to come.

Igbo, afonja etc will never benefit anybody except the politicians and Fulani.

Open your mind and allow the hatred brewing in your heart to subside so you can see the bigger picture here.

Nairaland should wake up. This isn’t tribalism, it’s a subtle JIHAD.

Everywhere I’m seeing tribal comments of people calling each other names. This thing we’re witnessing on this website has been orchestrated by various scum in government.

Educated Northern individuals are given stipends to come on this website to create fake accounts with Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa names to destabilize us all. They abuse and accuse each other here and the rest of us the genuine nairalanders get incensed and carried away with their posts and submissions.

The genuine ones then start hating and abusing each other while leaving out the Northern trouble makers who are on a divide and rule jihad on social media.

These Northern people know that if the rest of th tribes are united and in harmony their plans will never succeed. That’s why they have drafted themselves here to the biggest and oldest Nigerian forum to execute their nefarious plans.

Good and sensible people shouldn’t fall for their schemes. All these your Afonja and Igbo name calling is this own doing. They like it. They want it to continue and never stop. They even wish you could kill yourselves because it’s for their own advantage.

I have been here watching and I see everything happening. I was initially suspicious but now after this RUGA issue I’m absolutely certain of it that the Northern jihadist who we erroneously thought couldn’t read nor write have flooded this website causing disunity with their fake handles, topics and posts.

Please, sensible Nigerians, stop falling for their tricks. They have resorts to emotional jihad against the other tribes so they can cause confusion in their midst and then conquer them after they get divided.

Look around this website at some strange monikas and be truthful to yourself, on your mind and reason to understand what is going on here. These Northerners have a terribly big agenda and they are pursuing it left right and center.

The Northerners have taken over politics section here. See all these new handles that spring up from nowhere posting gibberish supporting their president no matter what? It’s them them. I don’t want to call any names but those who know ... KNOW.

Let the wise open their eyes and close their hearts while in this website. The Northern jihad herdsmen have sent the few educated ones over here to further their agenda.

And it’s working

Will this post get hidden? We shall see

kingzizzy:


There is a big difference between "suspended" and "scrapping"

Suspended ohhh . . . Scrapping ohhh

all I know is that sarrki will get so high tonight that he’d forget about his close shave with his messiah and start posting thrash upandan on this forum once again.

While he was crying, sober and licking his wounds we were able to ‘hear word’ but all that is over now.

Let’s se the next senseless action of Buhari that he will support again

I’m very unhappy about the scrapping of this RUGA brouhaha

Imagine that our resident zombie sarrki crying up and down last week because they had mapped out his backyard for the herdsmen to use.

Now his weed farm would still stand and he’d cut, dry and smoke a huge quantity this evening to celebrate

Stuupid Buhari

Very smart move.

Local vigilante groups are mostly Hausa/Fulani in that zone already so no need calling on them

They knew calling on the Police won’t work because then herdsmen will come with ammunition’s and bribes

They also acknowledge that the Army works in tandem with the marauders

So naturally the DSS are next in line to be called upon. Let’s see if they would answer

Op, you have been creating thread after thread harping on this issue of yours which we are yet to understand.

Please who is this ‘Adamu Mohammed’ who you quoted?

What is your own stance concerning this RUGA issue?

I’m just trying to understand where you’re coming from and where you’re headed to that’s all

Op please make a point of familiarizing yourself with correct punctuations and also paragraphing your write ups to make it easier for we readers to digest.

They are getting ready to induct their new members soon to come out of the big brother house.

Don’t worry, after 3 months they will focus on our RUGA fever

1984och:


I guess they've stopped that, cos they didn't tell me about it

A prior poster asked Why you didn’t take the offer?

If you can’t answer his query then it means you’re in league with them and should be scrutinized as well.

oalandAgents2:
But what do you know of Nnamdi Kanu? is it because he woke up one day in 2014 and start shouting Biafra, that we must support him?

What do you want To know about him?

Nnamdi Is YOU

Nnamdi is ME

Nnamdi is any ‘fed up’ Nigerian who has viewed the county from many angles and discovered that it is a dying cause

Nnamdi is a Nigerian who lives outside the shores of the country, studied and has traveled extensively thereby gaining enlightenment and insight. He sees how civilized governments work and knows his darling country isn’t about to start working anytime soon with its current setup.

Nnamdi is a normal Nigerian citizen who has woken up and found his voice and a following to make sure there is a ‘change’ however jolting or rude that will enable the cogs in the wheels of his country start spinning.

Nnamdi doesn’t have to be a local government chairman, senator, governor, king, professor, lecturer, billionaire mogul, OAP or a celebrity to want a better life for himself, his people and his country.

Nnamdi is just a human being who came into this world and found himself to be a Nigerian like millions beside him. He wants a change for the better just like millions beside him.

But out of the millions in the country, he is the only one who has found a voice and a following to effect the ‘turn around’ that he as well as other enlightened citizens are clamoring for.

Please don’t ask who he was before he started wanting a better life for himself and his people. Instead What you should be asking now is ‘how’ he should go about securing this ‘better life’ which he speaks of.

At first nobody is comfortable with ‘change’ although we are aware that it’s inevitable. So change must come no matter what we do to stop or slow it down.

What really matters is how we can effectively make the change for the ‘better’ than for ‘worse’.

Please don’t ask about who Nigerians who want this change were before they raised their voices, instead join them to pursue that same change that will definitely come to pass.

Just make sure that the so called ‘change’ is for the ‘best’ for you, your family and your people.

Wow! In 12 different locations? Interesting

This means one of these settlements will eventually be sited in each geopolitical zone in the country including the south east and the alleged ‘south south’

Let’s watch and see which governors have decided to use their bare hands to check if a dangling wire is electrified or not.

We all know these settlements would eventually be created. Now it’s time to know where they will be located.

I’m sure many nairalanders will have one sited adjacent their villages but I pray it’s only the ‘sai baba’ supporting one’s. God let it be created exactly where their family and relatives are living and buried.

computerglobal:



(2)Contact us on Whats-app directly via https:///+2348060365068 with the last 6 digits

Done that. Thanks for the freebie
Happy eid celebrations

the Crv is similar to the eod in a few ways and will feel more familiar to her as both vehicles shared many components

Please oh I swam inside deep water with a 2004 accord i4 3 days ago and now my engine makes some kind of ‘pu - pu - pu - pu’ noise coming from the exhaust tip as it’s running and it jerks like it’s a misfire but I checked the plugs and injector nozzles and they are all working well. I scanned and got the codes below

Code. P1009

Fault location. Camshaft position (CMP), intake/left/front, bank 1 – circuit malfunction/timing over-advanced/ system performance

Probable cause. Wiring, valve timing, engine mechanical fault, CMP actuator, ECM


Code. P1457

Fault location. Evaporative emission (EVAP) canister purge valve – circuit malfunction

Probable cause. Wiring, EVAP canister purge valve, ECM

Code. P1077

Fault location. Intake manifold tuning valve system malfunction – low RPM

Probable cause. Hose leak/blockage, wiring, intake manifold tuning valve, intake manifold tuning valve actuator, ECM

Please can someone tell me exactly how to point my Mech in the right direction? Thanks

Gazzuzz
Kingreign
Sultan
Luvinhubby

Abeg this last week I did a trip to and from another state with a 2004 accord i4 after which I noticed that anytime I’m doing above 100kmph or pushing the throttle to overtake I start smelling fuel in the car but if I wind up and use aircon and even open up that crawl space between the back seat rests leading to the boot I won’t smell anything.

This means the smell is coming from the engine. I inspected the fuel lines and they are not leaking. Even the fuel pump in the boot isn’t leaking. The intake hoses are all good too. Please where else can this fuel be leaking out from?

Gazzuzz
Kingreign

Glori4specials:


Nice doing business with you Sir.

Smooth and perfect deal

My phone screen has spoilt and i can not come on watsapp for the moment. Please check. my details remain the same. Thanks

sultaan:
He does not have formal education but apparently knows how to fix a transmission, why can't those who had education understand how it works?

It’s simply called ‘Specialization’ brother.

Man must try to never be a jack of all trades lest he never excels to his full potential in any one of them

There are 4 and 6 plugs accords for all years. A few are hybrids too.

Just make sure you check the exhaust pipe. If it’s single then it’s a 4 plugs but double mean it’s one of the rest.

There’s a conflict between one of your drivers and your operating system. it May be your display driver. The most stable so far for AMD is windows 7.

I would partition and format with another OS to test if I was you

What’s your server

I might be wrong but the engine number is usually engraved on the engine block itself instead of on a piece of paper or something sticky that can be torn off the engine easily.