₦airaland Forum

brightk:
where are u in warri....

I stay extremely close to shop rite. Please can you assist me? I will meet you anywhere so far it’s in Warri (areas where dem nor dey shoot oh)

How can I reach you?

AprilSmallWoman:
How did we get to this point? we've become a subject of discussion and ridicule to the outside world. it hurts to see this.
Go get your PVC ready people..help save the generations yet to come.

no oh ... they must come and witness how e dey go for us in this country too.

what will you do? If you try to radicalize change alone the powers that be will shut you down ... permanently

a man came along not long ago and was making wahala about how the country was in need of a rebirth and what happened? some people sent by politicians visited him and till this moment he has varnished without a trace

where is the restructuring we talked about back then? even the same politicians were talking about it at that time but today amnesia was taken over all our brains

like this now the future generations you want to protect are already fixing to blame you and me for what we are allowing these politicians do to this country

and they are right to blame all of us

These are doctored images

The air in PH isn’t this bad

Op please scrutinize the image below, it was made specifically for people like you

Warri gamers needing a swap should quote me stating their desired deal. I’ve finished these ones and I’m looking for titles I haven’t played before

Please who can give me a very good Linux image file or iso which I can install on my virtual box in delta state (specifically Warri)

I’m an interested rookie and i don’t have data to download it right away

I’m deactivating and deleting my ‘real’ Facebook from today.

Imagine I went on aliexpress yesterday to see and compare the prices of egg incubator machines and then i got into my Facebook to check my notifications and saw adverts of the same machines from amazon and eBay ON MY FACEBOOK

this is wrong ... and I visited aliexpress with my phone oh ... so imagine what type of espionage Facebook conducts on pc users

Chai!!!

See police moto in Dubai

My brother, I can get visa and travel there to commit crime just to ride in the back of that Bugatti straight into their prison/cell

luvinhubby:
Since it was introduced in 2011.

blood of God!!!

my gearbox ehh!!!

luvinhubby:
The fake pix

Note the absence of the batch code at the bottom of the can

my Oga since when have those cans been having these batch codes? Is it more than a year ago? did they have them in 2006?

oh my lord!! I hope I haven’t bought Dextron in DW1 package

Sorry it’s a mistake. This is the one I have.

Are you interested to swap? Which do you have?

Betmaster3:
GOW3

I’ve played it too

delishpot:
Howcome we dont hear about these missing women until they get rescued by the army? Does BH kidnap women with no familes or loved ones who would raise alarm over their missibg sisters, mothers and daughters?
Just look at the gun Nigeria gave its army to take fight terrorists? Mtcheeeewww. If say na Ipob dem for carry better weapon go kill armless children.

He is holding a stick too

Imagine getting rescued and your rescuer still uses cane to flog you on top

Betmaster3:
I need MW3. I've got the last of us for swap. Whatsapp 08134013057

I’ve played that one already. Don’t you have another one?

SmartToyota:
Congratulations pretty lady on the new whip! More cars & SUVs to your fleet.

Once you get the car cleared, you can scan the car to know if there's any impending problem on the car. Secondly, you definitely need to service the car too like oil change, check timing belt to know if it needs replacement. Just take your time so as not to make much mistakes.

Ps: you can always contact me for your genuine OEM spare parts

what if she’s an ugly 57 year old woman?

Op no vex oh.. I been wan just clear something enjoy your new ride and treat it like a child

Don’t worry, gurus are coming to add more

enemigen:
Guyman I want your Doom and Rise of the tomb raider
I get
Dishonored 2
Metal gear solid V the phantom pain
Horizon zero dawn
Injustice 2
Far cry primal

Where are you located?

Does anyone play ps4 VR games in Warri? I want to swap. I’ve got RE7, Valkyre and Rigs for swap (VR)

I also have farcry4, battlefront, shadow fall, MW3, rise of tomb raider, doom, NFS rivals and no mans sky for swap.

abi Warri people no dey game ni?

obekediamondfuto:
nice unbiased reaction... I like it!
but one small observation.... parts ain't cheaper

about the joints.... if u no know... u no go know

carry spare OH

I thy no.... no deythis one

Loud it baba I Dey tellz you

I am heavily biased on this topic so I will just drop my own opinion here and leave.

I’ve been driving accord for 5 plus years now. I have only had that ‘leg pull’ incident twice within a space of 3 days.

The first time was due to the fact that the bolt under it washed away and left it compromised and the second was that I reused the exact same ball joint that was compromised and told the Mech to just thighten a new washer on it (which was a stupid idea). If I had any reservations about the car it was full blown on that week these things happened.

The Honda has an engine which can tolerate abuse far better than the Toyota’s , the parts are also cheaper and last longer. I’ve only changed my rear shocks once during the whole time.

My engine is on its last legs as I’ve been using 20W50 all through. I haven’t been using ac anymore for 2 years now and that’s the only drawback I have with my engine.

I can continue to say stuff about my perceived durability of this vehicle here but I will just drop this important information for any prospective owner of any accord car... try as much as possible to have the below items in your booth along with others at all times. Cheers

Op I understand your plight and wish you luck in securing the airport job you seek.

It’s a very wise idea to be able to be sure of the flight paths of particular aircrafts before attempting to crawl up the wheel well to get stowed

nobody will be happy to suffer all that stress to finally disembark in Congo

TexasCowboy:
There are some requisite skills to being a game developer. Language proficiency is so important.

That post by the Op shows he knows nothing about game development. Trust me, I have an uncanny knack for decoding people through their written English.

you’ve got to upgrade that your own ‘knack’ to version 2.0 bro

Conner44:
dancock abeg dey update us as the restoration dey go on.

we need to give out ‘kazeem’ Award on nairaland this December and who knows your own might win

Guy get your Kazeem award ready, op’s car seems to be alive again

But in reality the difference between this new picture and the other one are just two things ...

1. In the first picture it was DAYLIGHT and the bonnet was OPEN

2. In the second picture it is NIGHT and the bonnet is CLOSED

dancock ... you need to do better than this to convince and not confuse us NL Cartalk Judges

The man just wanted one last fling before he gets tied to the hips for life with his new wife

Hasn’t this lady heard of ‘bachelors eve’ party before? It could happen at home or at a club

He never wanted anything else from you but one last taste of free pussay before he takes the plunge of faith

So this lady should stop spilling beans for nothing

sirusX:
Nice to know the history of it all

I always wondered why race car drivers use different though

I think race car seatbelts are designed to better hold the body in the middle of the seats at all times as they are always in high gears and in corners their car and body roll sometimes makes them lose grip of their steering wheel

If it’s not the reason I believe it must be one of it

Lexusgs430:
Rather than go to ladipo yourself, entrust it to Oga Gazzuz for his Tender, Love & Care treatment........

Op sorry I don’t know what your codes mean but I just had to at the bolded

somebody that will still come here and 95% of the time direct you to go ahead and get a new gearbox?

shebi it’s at the same ladipo that op will buy the parts

wow! awesome

I remember when I used to play with LEGO toys with my friends back then. We made cool stuff and it felt so competitive. We used to fly kites to know whose went the highest, make battery powered toy cars with 4wheel drive to climb steep hills in races with cassette player rotors, rubber bands and Dunlop slippers, build toy guns that used matches carbide as gunpowder to shoot dangerous projectiles etc while the ladies played their usual ten-ten, suwe, etc

Today’s kids can’t even play ... give them any chance and they immediately run to watch nikolodeon and Cartoon Network on tv. Leave them outside with their friends and they start to fight and cry, no innovative spirit to do things together anymore. Even in school during their break time they don’t play ‘catcher’ and ‘police and thief’ anymore

our future generations must get it right

pcguru1:
wow this section has really fallen

you can imagine the answers the op is getting

The core question of where and how much he could spend to learn it offline was never even attempted

Op go to the nearest NIIT branch to register and start learning whatever you need to know about programming

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6877804_yellowcablagos_jpeg862e9fde8a1e386f058ff64cf89db6ab

See this dangerous yellow cab driver in this particular picture ...

See his position on that road, he’s on the wrong side and between a Lorry and market women plus pedestrians posing for picture and causing traffic confusion for everyone

https://i67.tinypic.com/bdwg8l.jpg

I love this one. I wish I could find one run down beetle and do this as a pet project, it’s rainy season soon and this kind of contraption will go nicely for my kind of waka

wow!

I’ve heard of a few stewpid countries negotiating with ‘terrorists’ in the past but I’ve never heard of terrorists getting pardoned or amnesty

are boko haram and niger delta now mates that they both receive amnesty?

how come common ipob don’t get anything but python dance

Please is it a good idea to get a Toyota Prius for Uber/Taxify?