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Lagos state has tens of thousands of danfo buses and not a single one among them is roadworthy.

But they all carry genuine roadworthiness certificates paid-up and issued by the Lagos State Government. Then the government places vis and frsc officers on the roads to hunt down private motorists on frivolous pretexts

aremuforlife:
Nigerian Middle men are the major problem of this great country, they will look for a way to make money from any chance

It's a mentality. Every Nigerian is a middleman, it all depends on how much opportunity he gets to practice as one

Frigga13:
So you mob your floor finish come dey show us.. even the call mod

You wan make they carry a.m. go front page say you mob your floor.. so the everyday soot we Dey hear for this forum no do .. Na say you mob your floor go make difference

Na Nairaland I blame .. when you push irrelevant things to front page ..

Oga mob your floor and fine work.. even Buhari no say soot Dey worry people for there

Beside your foor is dirty for being out for some time

Yorubaman

The bitterness in this thread is mind-boggling...smh for the black man

Islie:
I’m happy oil discovery in Bauchi, Gombe will cut Niger-Delta political power: Buhari

“…but we thank God that oil is now discovered in Bauchi and Gombe and that will help to balance the politics of oil in the country,” Mr Buhari said.



https://gazettengr.com/im-happy-oil-discovery-in-bauchi-gombe-will-cut-niger-delta-political-power-buhari/

Imaginary oil

Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?

Your girlfriend is a h0e

Just fvck your share and move on, no build house for there. Fvck and move!

This Iyabo will be fire in bed I swear

FarahAideed:
This drinking palm wine not tapping na

He is tapping it with his throat

Klimltdz:
Sometimes accessibility, not available is the problem with such campaign

Many grassroot politicians will claim to be farmers in the end. Without these things getting to the real farmers

Wa gbayi

Na per slot basis dem go run am. One baba isale fit collect ten slot and no farm anywhere, carry the money go flex olosho

mabeni:
How long does it take bolt to review trip?
I carried a rider on 1.9 surge from Ikosi Ketu
to ologolo, Lekki yesterday (it was a card trip ). We spent 3hrs to get to destination. Trip was 11200 but Bolt has been reviewing it for over 30hrs. I have been mailing bolt bot they refused replying to me and rider is not taking my calls too.
What should I do?
Thanks

I don't think you've got any further biz with rider since it's a card trip. I think it's sad tho the way bolt consistently treat their partners so shabbily...the fare is obviously in order but bolt would still love to stiff you of your money...sad

Omicronvaccine:
2Face Idibia's babymama, Pero Adeniyi has blasted Linda Ikeji for cropping her first child out of a family photo shared on the Instagram page of Linda Ikeji's blog, IgbereTV reports.

Pero shared a photo of herself together with her children on her Instagram handle.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CW-4dSgLESt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Before sharing the photo on her blog, Linda Ikeji cropped out Pero's first child from the three children she had with 2Face. Linda Ikeji's Blog shared the cropped photo on Instagram with the caption;



Reacting to the post, Pero blasted Linda Ikeji for cropping out her first child and making the photo look like she has three children instead of four. She also said that Linda intentionally made the post that way inorder to draw traffic to her blog.

Linda later deleted the post from the blog's Instagram page.

https://igberetvnews.com/1407750/2faces-babymama-pero-adeniyi-blasts-linda-ikeji-photos/

Linda Ikeji with her own natural twins

God breast Nigeria

oluwafreshkid:
There's a reason we're both on clearance thread, with you as a buyer!

I've never bought anything from you

Or from anyone else here for that matter

shawnfamous:
When I saw the headline, I just knew it would either be South Africa or Zimbabwe. But South Africa it is.
South Africa has about 8 million people living with HIV, that's about 20 percent of their population. While Zimbabwe has about 24 percent of total population living with HIV.
It means that if u are walking on the road in these countries, u may pick HIV on the ground.

Nigeria's figures are very likely higher than those lol

Newsmic:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWk44Retq1m/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Salutary efforts

Way better than Osibandit who snaps contrived pictures of himself eating with vulnerable children, yet he immediately goes out of there to further orchestrate trenchant poverty for the parents of all Nigerian kids.

Evil pastor

He will lecture them on how a man can be a kleptomaniac all his life

asanausana91:
just shot up and listen if you don't know what we are talking about.

Your brain is dead.

RIP to your brain

bolaayenimo:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos


https://independent.ng/wike-treating-rivers-judges-badly-says-presidency/

How is it Wike's job to grant judiciary autonomy?

If a governor doesn't control law enforcement in his so-called domain, why pretend he controls the administration of justice?

saheedbadmus:
Hmm to me this story get k leg o.. although we all know 2many unprofessional officers dey inside the NPF but to me this tory sound somehow o..3 officers beat up lady Cos she dey record them, how did your son incurs a debt of 18mill cos of police harassment and lastly while didn't you file a case against them after you were freed.. cos the broken phone na evidence 1, the sprained elbow na evidence 2 and your dislocated jaw na evidence 3 of assault.. sueing the NPF or heading straight to police Command to lodge an official complain would have been the best but u did nothing ..OK o

Zombie o
Zombie!

oluwafreshkid:
Please let me reiterate that this is a no scam zone
I've sold a thousand and one items via Nairaland
Please don't come in my DM and start investigating me.

Come, you dey crase, you dey sell akube shirt, dead shirts wey the collar don yellow wey don get stain. You dey sell am 2k you still dey shout say dem want to investigate you

If not for poverty wey grip Nigeria, people like you belong in Olusosun dump site. Scavenger oshi

Ghost oil

WibusJaga:


Too fine to be deaf. If to say I be powerful prophet, I for just pray now & she go regain her hearing.

And lead her into your bedroom immediately, for further ministrations

Eli-jah!

adonainana:
This is why it is not a good idea to be living in the same city as where you have your businesses

Even though it is hard for some people, a lot of people have affiliations with the town they grew up in and can’t really decide to leave

It’s better to be running a local business from far away in this present Nigeria so poor people don’t get jealous of your ex ordinary wealth

Nigeria is so poor Anyone that has more than 10 million naira and above and constantly makes same is tagged a ritualist

Because the country is that poor

Hope you can also say this when someone secretly buries your relative (or throws their corpse in the trash) and then comes to tell you that they died of natural causes.

Sirlancelot:
I won't bother you guys much. I married my woman last year June during the lockdown. Things are rosy for us as a young couple till we bring in a girl of 15 years from my wife family to stay with us in order to help my wife with house chores and other things during the time she is heavily pregnant .
Mind you,from day one I have been dating my wife, this girl has been on my neck,telling me how she will come stay with me in lagos if I get married to her sister.That would be my greatest undoing as I grudgingly obliged after many persuasion from her Mother as well. After my marriage,she came over to Lagos to join us.
Now,she is very useless to me.She will go to school from 7am to 5pm.After coming back from school,she will take another excuse to go for evening church and come back by 8pm.No help in doing house chores. COOKING,she no sabi..My turn off about her now is that she can eat for Africa.The little provision I manage stock at home don't go anywhere now.
The last straw that break the camel back is that she always steal my babies food,like milk,biscuits etc.
My wife is in dicey situation because she once lived with the girl's mother for like 15 years back then,and such can't just pursue her away like plague.
Right now I am fighting the urge and anger to mess her up.I have advised her on numerous occasions but it seems she can not learn easily except with hard handling. Everything bad about human traits,she has it;Lies,false swearing and the likes.
Mature minded people in the house,if you are in my shoes,what would you do?

You can't chase her away. Highest you buy cupboard and lock your baby's food inside

Carry ya cross baba. No sha give am belle

Meanwhile that pig-faced idìot in Kogi GH wants to be president

lalasticlala:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-11-19/two-weeks-after-it-blew-an-oil-well-in-nigeria-is-still-spewing

Goatluck Jonadåft's incompetence continues to bear evil fruit, six years on.

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

You be sure client

Senior mugu

OEPHIUS:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=444095713741586&id=100044234839321

Kerosene people

toyini1234:
in the same country , where the police in question haven't been paid their allowances for months
they are only trying to be creative. las las tracking of phones isn't the primary responsibility of the police

Is tracking of phones the responsibility of your father

Mumu werey...you no go get sense until you die

dre11:
Police Demand N60,000 To Track Phone Numbers Of Bandits Threatening To Attack Adamawa Community If N30million Is Not Paid





http://saharareporters.com/2021/11/19/exclusive-police-demand-n60000-track-phone-numbers-bandits-threatening-attack-adamawa

Nigeria is filled to he brim with fücked-up people

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/orji-kalu-to-igbo-make-amends-with-buhari-so-he-can-do-more-for-south-east

Thief

Barawo, Jailbird

ebukajay184:
https://www.facebook.com/425655954601052/posts/1249529078880398/

Dapo sef na senior 419