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All I can say is, we are living in a useless country. Of it were a Northerner that wrote this, we wouldn't even hear about it.

Nice write-up

Larwin:
U mean d tablet? I was given.

Yea, i wish i could get one... I know jumia is offering one but it isnt pay on delivery

Larwin:
Out of slack hand, I deleted some apps with their odex files. Can anybody help in getting dem back?
Thanks in advance

Please where and how did u get yours. How much does it cost?

Please how can i get the phone, i need it for reading and the battery life is amazing

abbey621:
Hahahahaha....kids say the funniest things, a post from 2010 is your comeback? Really? You must be mad! I'm not only rich enough to feed you for your lifetime,I'll also feed your entire family join. I have time for Nairaland because when you get to a certain stage of academic and professional fulfillment you get to dictate your hours not work like a slave! I've been privileged to know some real academic gurus here on Nairaland, even those with over 20 years of professional and academic achievements so I'm not the only one. I know what's wrong with you, hunger brought on by acute poverty, if it's a job you need, I'm hiring o, I need a gateman and a gardener for my house in Ajah and a full time driver for my father,I promise to pay way more than the average wage!

Hahaha! Which father? The one that's in jail for raping his 8 year old maid? Is that a father? I'm not surprised sha...a rapist for a father, who.re of a mother and a f.ucktard of a son. Complete family tree.

abbey621:
You're still a kid so I understand your mental faculty is still not fully functional, I've gone thru some of your post and realize you're hungry and still trying to sort out your life so I forgive you, next time know your mate!

First of all go and forgive your ass-licking father for bringing up a nonentity like you...he did very wrongly.
Then forgive that who.re you call a mother!

I saw this coming...with your self acclaimed 2 bscs, 2 masters degrees and 5 PHDs in view, you still have time to go through my old posts. Niggas, stop lying your your black ass off and trying to form what you're not. A reasonable fella with such degrees won't have so much time for nairaland. He'd be reading or taking care of important issues.

That said...I can see your lying asss trying to bring some proof. I ain't got time for Ur lying asss, at least I'm real not some Igbo smoking liar trying to form educated...I can see you've gotten a job...please go and dig out more f.ucked up liar!

abbey621:
in need of a new or fairly used laptop, it must be clean and also have the following specs:

IN BUILT WEBCAM
DUAL CORE OR HIGHER PROCESSOR
I GB RAM OR MORE
AT LEAST 100 GB OF HARD DISK SPACE


If anyone has let me know, I'm working with a limited budget here.

Your lies will only give the devil a good name.

With all your Abe igi degrees you are still penniless

abbey621:
Another kid on Nairaland, I've given you directions if you can't follow it then f*ck off!

LOL! Mumuni aminu, directions on how to read all your posts...you're more stu.pid than I thought. Kiss my black asss!

abbey621:
Another kid on Nairaland, I've given you directions if you can't follow it then f*ck off!

LOL! Mumu, directions on how to read all your posts...you're more stu.pid than I thought. Kiss my black asss!

abbey621:
Keep reading my posts, I'm sure you would find the answer!

I don't have time to read your posts...not as jobless as you are. A simple yes or no could have done it. Feel free to read my posts since you have the time.

abbey621:
I don't know why first class honors gets celebrated by every Nigerian, it's too easy to get that here in the U.S, in fact some courses you must be a dummy to get less than first class. I believe first class honors or Summa Cum Laude starts at 3.8 or 3.9 out of 4.0, too easy!

Ok! Bros, did you graduate with a first class?

nlfan:
Our company recently employed this guy, we worked in the same company before, then he was a manager and i was a junior staff.

I left the company years ago and joined another, so few months ago he got employed in my new office as a Director.

When he resumed, being that i knew him before, i started playing around with him, like when he was introduced to us, i was like oo, common, i hug him tightly and people were surprise at our closeness before i informed them that we have worked together before.

I am a jovial person, so each time i go around his office, i will call him boyfriend, my love, hope no girl is trespassing cos i will fight o and his subordinates will laugh and say you are not serious.

On the job, we get to work together at times cos i am a Manager now, we go for meetings etc, then some of his job includes doing some short production, even though i am not employed as a video producer, i told him i can do those for him personally, cos i recently learn those, he was surprise before but he decided to give me a try, i did it for him and he liked it, he became close and said i was helping him solve alot of problems.

Recently when he comes to my office, he will ask my PA where is my woman and that one will laugh knowing i started it but i just thought that was it though.

So last month when we went to the Palms Mall, to seek for permission to film their facilities in the short production work we had, we were together then he decided to do some shopping, i helped him carry the things he bought and just had fun, he took me to shoprite and ask me to shop, i just pick two things, drink and rice and he said is that all i said yes, he started showing me things, take this, take that i said i was okay, that it wasnt appropriate to come here and start shopping like its month end. So we left, in the car he said, you do have some very good attribute girl, i said like what, he said never mind and we drove off.

After that he started asking if we can have lunch but most time our lunch time dont sync, so i told him not to worry, then he asked for a dinner, i close late, im a workaholic, so most times i will agree but i will work till 9pm and he would have waited and get tired and left.

Finally i get to have a dinner date with him and he ask if we could do this more often, i said why not boyfriend jokingly, the next time we were having dinner, I said boyfriend let me greet that guy there, i really needed to meet him, he has a contact i need for work, he held me and said you call me boyfriend jokingly, i want you to mean it lol.

After i met with the guy, he started telling me how he loved me and how he will really love us to be in a relationship, he doesnt expect a yes and he knows its so wrong on all level because we work in the same place, but i can think about it and give him a response later that he will respect any decision i make.

I said thank you o, but since then, dude is so soft and nervous when he sees me, i can see the butterflies even when we are in a client meeting.

Even though he tries not to make it obvious at work, after work he is all over me

Last night we were together, i told him i am scared as he is almost 40 and not married, that i believe any guy who gets to that age, with enough money but has not married is a play boy lol. He couldn't say a word for like some minutes then he said, yes i am old enough to have been married and i had relationships, beautiful relationships with wonderful women, some didn't work because of my mistakes and because of things i neglected and some didn't work because it was not meant to work, but above all have learnt alot to be at least a better man and i am ready to make it work this time i promise, i have no doubt if you are the right girl because have known you for long and have never had a second thought about my woman, so forgive me for not making it work all these while, i want to make it right this time - MEHN THOSE WORDS RINGS IN MY HEAD LIKE KILODE, i loved the fact that he didnt put the blame on the ladies he's dated.

Now on my own side, I do not feel anything for him but i like him alot, i like that we should be hanging out, go out, do dinner and talk from morning tonight but i do not feel anything aside that. What do you guys advise.

Please allow him to f.uck you once...the feelings will come

The guy sef...it's ladies like these that make life difficult... What do u want to be talking about? Ok! Just tell him you have a boyfriend. Infact, how old are you sef?

Jesusloveyou:
ss is not part of the avengers, it is ipod handiwork. , i am sure only the ipod in ss wil purchase their passport, becos no true son of ss wil be a part of ipod.

I see you aren't enlightened...have you lived among the ikwere people? Have you even stayed in the south south? Please ask those in ss. I don talk the one Wey I know

westernworld:
I met more than u required. Is the salary bargainable and where is the location? U can send me ur nos or call 08185803454 so that we can talk.

Why don't you send your CV? Who told you the person that placed the advert owns the company? Please grow up and stop looking for someone to call you. Lubbish!

DaBullIT:
Do you see OPC blowing pipelines or attacking other tribes ??

Oh shut up and answer the question before trying to use red hearing.

Analee:
Plss am urgently in nid ofa job n ph,a graduate entrylevel/intern job n a company or a nonteachn job n a schl within rumigbo,rumola or rumuokuta or a cashcenter officer within ds sam areas.tnxx

I can't offer you a job because you find it difficult writing just a sentence without abbreviations. Trust me, many people will feel the same way. If you really need a job, you need to always be at your best.

Aniekpeno11:
If someone promises you recruitment in the peace corps, be very careful! I heard there are plans to scrap the outfit

Plans to scrap? Oh! Really? But the bill just passed second reading...it is now at the committee stage. Please who told u about plans to scrap it?

CassieV:
I'm in Trans-amadi now

Ok! I will pm u

CassieV:
Hello guys, I need someone to job hunt with today. Anyone interested?

Hello, which part of Ph are u in?

Sydney22:
last year august ? Nawa oo I guess I have to go to their study center to do enquiry b4 applying ... I can't wait that long..me think if I apply now I will be given admission to join the new semester in July

Do u have a PGD in education? If u do and it's not from their school, I will advise you to apply but if u aren't granted, immediately send a mail to their admission email so u can be granted. That's what I did.

But I sent the mail about 2 months ago. U can try Ur luck.

[quote author=angelusbrut post=45189012][/quote]Please where's their office at owerri located??

Sydney22:
hello ... When did you apply for this admission ? And when will your semester start ? I wanna apply too this week ..

Since last year august but was granted less than a week ago...any info?

Hello all, just got admitted to study M.ed Administration and Planning...how many semesters is the program and how many courses should I register in my first semester?

[quote author=sleekviews post=44964852]We are looking to employ a smart young man between 25 and 35 years of age.

Role: Office and work site supervision and administration.

Minimum qualification: Diploma certificate.

Salary band: around 30k per month

Location of work: Port Harcourt - Igwuruta - Eneka axis.

Interested? Please leave your contact details here and we will be in touch ASAP. [/q

Allstrasse:
Multilevel marketing is an early bird business as symbolized in its triangular shape.

After working very hard and sacrificing all my shoes and noticing that rather than progress I was fast retrogressing, I realized I had to do something fast if not my fathers’ house awaited me and of course a lifetime stigma of failure. A new MLM company had just berthed, it was called FORMORE and one of my former recruits(downlines) in GNLD had already taken the liberty to register me and sent me a pair of sneakers as a present. Naturally, the symbolism of this very Greek gift was not lost on me at all. I did it half-heartedly for 2 months but their products were not as good as those of GNLD and their compensation plan was way too poor comparatively.

Then I jumped to Forever Living Products and then Tianshe ,then Swiss Garde and then to latter day entrants like Trevor etc. These are only a few of those I participated in. There were lots of others and some of them were not even product based.

On the whole I can summarise my experience in MLM as educative. Currently in Nigeria there are so many misconceptions about GNLD and other multilevel marketing companies because of the ignorance surrounding the business. It took me a lot of studying and analysis to discover that the problem with MLM is the way we understand it in Nigeria. It is definitely a not a get rich quick scheme. It is a slow and steady effort designed to encourage the use and recruitment of other users. Many people have succeeded globally with MLM especially in America but they didn’t do it in one fell swoop. In Nigeria also there are many success stories and I have the privilege of knowing some of these people personally before and after their successes. Another major problem with the MLM model in Nigeria is that there is a lot of deceit in the recruitment process. Pictures of high flying success is painted and assurances are given that this will happen very soon. That is wrong. Any worthwhile success can only be attained with the right foundation and a steady effort rightly directed and periodically energized. These recruits are given these fantastic stories only to realize that all that glitters is not gold. Making money is not easy at least at the beginning. It is what it is; Hard. Please note that for the many months that I sold and marketed MLM products I could not even take them myself because they were too unrealistically expensive. This is the plight of many MLMers. And this is not the right way. You must use and refer. That is the model.

Personally, I have no regrets in doing MLM for a while. I learnt a lot of things business-wise and in contrast to what people may think, I did make some money out of the experience. I met one wealthy man in his early eighties and attempted selling him some Hypertensive related supplements but he was very cold until I mentioned the Masculine Herbal complex his eyes lit up. I took my cue from there. This man was Eighty for goodness sake and he still wanted to get it up. Wow! I sold him several thousand Naira worth of these goods and through him met several of his friends in the same bracket who also bought these things in Hundreds of Thousands. Surprisingly even his own driver Baba Jimoh bought a packet and paid for it over two months. His wife who was always sourly appreciated the change in the man even though she was a beneficiary of the change as I later on gleaned. She invited me for a discussion and that led to my next business platform which was superrrrrr!

Mr man, come back here oh, you don put hand for tipper Wey carry sand.

[quote author=angelusbrut post=44773465][/quote]What were the requirements? How many years experience in sales?

angelusbrut:
my pm is not working cos i tried to respond to the mails all to no avail.....use this= kritiqueo@gmail.com
Note :You must be resident at Ibadan and have good knowledge of the terrain. our National Sales manager will be at Ibadan next week, upon reviewing the CV's, the qualified ones will be directed to our branch so that you can meet with him one on one for a brief interview.

For those that applied for the sales job at Ph, we've not heard from you...any hope?

macaranta:
Take a bus going to mile one park.Isaac boro is within walking distance from the bus stop. 200 naira max from oil mill jxn.

Thanks bro

The guy that beat him is far below his level...what a shame