₦airaland Forum

chidiezeh:

LOL I like this one!

wetin concern Iran? they should finish their trouble with Saudi Arabia first

omenka:
Drove into an NNPC mega station to refill my tank only to see this guy beside me. He had a bike who's fuel tank has been reconstructed to accommodate nothing less than 30litres of petrol.

As a matter of fact, there were three of them, but I was able to capture just this beside me.

It is such a shame Nigerians have become so crooked in nature- when you make laws/rules by which all must abide, they device ingenious means to break those rules. This trick of modifying fuel tanks has become a lot more bigger than how they were originally produced has become the most preferred trick adopted by black-marketers to beat officials and dispensers to their game.

Now I understand what they meant when they said "be the change you want to see around you".


Cc: Lalasticlala. Mynd44.

why e dey pain u? how many litres does Ur car contain? at least 60litres....the man only needs half of that, why are u so wicked to Ur fellow man? please change from Ur wicked ways...if na say na new bike Wey oyinbo man do, u for dey hail them.

oponu

Rhea:
[size=14pt]Advice I was once given: Never defer any opportunity for one that is anticipated. The only opportunity you have is the one starring you in the face. When another one shows up, you can always move on or stay put. But NEVER let a good opportunity pass you by. Take the job you now have. This is December. In January, even the crayfish seller is waiting for senate to pass the budget[/size]

I love this piece!

kinngie:
It all started when the power as restored... Most of the students has travelled for xmas explosions are hear due to gas cylinders

Wole Soyinka needs your type

kinngie:
It all started when the power as restored... Most of the students has travelled for xmas explosions are hear due to gas cylinders

Wole Soyinka needs your type

Lawal4green:
5 days Ago my frnd said his uncle(NSCDC state commandant in one Northern state) called him for the first time to forward his Details immediately But his uncle didn't specify the Agency and didn't specify if it's Replacement or General Recruitment preparation.

Good to read from you again...do u think the replacement list from the previous administration still stands? Your thoughts or convictions will be appreciated.

Happy new year in advance

boman2014:




I DONT BELIEVE THIS CRAP

even though these boiz might be guilty of one crime or another...

i refuse to believe they are in possession of those fire arms


where the muscles dey wey dem wan carry those pump action?

you just read my mind like an open book...see the guy on the left, he doesn't seem to have the morale for a huge take like this

menix:
How on earth will u ask u nigerian policeman for direction talkless allowing them lead you..

U re lucky, ur oga nd ur Organs would possibly be on its way to Malaysia, that is if it has not arrived already..

Better give testimony for church tomorrow to avert future mistake..

sir, I've been hearing stories, I never knew it was this bad oh!

bronzegoddess:
What if the police men were only taking short cut A.K.A "apiam way"

that direction was far away from where the good man told us to use...honestly they were on different paths at the end of the day.

I'm glad to be alive and able to share this story...only God knows what would have become of me.
please pardon any grammatical blunder.

By 5am yesterday morning, I was already awake preparing for a journey to Akure from Port Harcourt. It was a coworker's wedding ceremony day. I was with my manager (he did the driving). We had to stop at intervals to ask for directions to which many people generously obliged.

fast forward to 10am... we were about to ask questions again when I sighted a group of policemen coming out from an untarred road. I quickly flagged them down and went to ask them for questions, while my manager remained in the car. the policemen told us to follow them that they will lead the way because we will not be able to find our way. they said at worst I will pay for their fuel. I told them no problem. while following them, suddenly, they diverted off the road (to an untarred road). Fortunately, while I was asking the policemen, my manager was asking an old man who gave an entirely different description (we were searching for Owo-akure road)

as soon as they diverted, we zoomed off (end time policemen)...that road was a very lonely road filled with bushes on both sides.

only God knows what would have become of us.

Help me thank God!

cc77:
Oluemmy2 hafa na, wetin de sup dat way. Happy new month 2 everyone.

cc77:
Oluemmy2 hafa na, wetin de sup dat way. Happy new month 2 everyone.

cc77:
see another way wen Oluemmy2 go begin set trap on how to catch mugus, bcus personally i know wetin dat idiot de reason now. Hand go cramp u soon. Scammer.

after the insults, u wan come dey reason like human being...good riddance

stupidity:
If this is true, I am speechless. Or typless rather
OP have committed several offenses!
Against the law
Against God
And against the dead.

I can't advise you on how to deal with your lady amicably,
Just ask God for forgiveness
And surrender yourself to the authority.

No advice here can do you good on THE LONG RUN.

As far as I am concerned, he has helped the dead...though he benefited from it, the dead will be happy that he took very good care of his parents and siblings in his absence. The dead ain't biased.... If the lady is threatening you,





Kill her!

You met a terrible lady

Anyone that quotes me will lose his/her family members

Anitame:
Finally, just collected my appointment letter for Federal ministry of tourism, culture n national orientation

Congrats...greater you I pray...pray for us too, private work Wey I dey work now no be work.

mycece:
A US organisation registered in Nigeria is expanding its market share. This offer is only open to those interested in commission based marketing. An orientation for interested candidates would be holding on Tuesday, November 17, 2015. Admission:Free Time: 10am. Venue: Max Royal Hotel, Airport Road, Ajao Estate B/stop, Lagos. Facilitator is Mr. Cory Gallegos. More information contact: Mrs. Ihuoma Imogu - 08128529394, 07032720592. Please give me a calll.

Wetin una dey sell?

porshuch:
Lies! Where did you buy fuel #400 in Lagos?

Lie of the century!

Do you know how to read at all? Where did the OP indicate that it sold for #400 in Lagos? Please read the las paragraph before u start disgracing yourself.

Acidosis:
They are too old for this

Like seriously... I'm sure u didn't attend a school that's filled with much stress and no students' activities. If you did, you'd appreciate this. OAU can bore you to death. Little things like these are what get the students going...change your thoughts man, this ain't OOU or Unilag.

Acidosis:
They are too old for this

Like seriously... I'm sure u didn't attend a school that's filled with much stress and no students' activities. If you did, you'd appreciate this. OAU can bore you to death. Little things like this are what gets the students going...change your thoughts man, this ain't OOU or Unilag.

I will love Awo/aro hall till the day I hit six feet...one of the reasons why I'm not as timid as I used to be is because I lived in that hall for 3 years. #IREPOAU

I dey expect serious insult na...no be this small pikin insult oh! I'm the referee, oya the first to show us his appointment letter wins...oya show. LOL!

powerfulsettingz:
Sir the name u mentioned is supposed to be the owner of the said hotel, I wouldn't be allowed to meet me unless I am given a referral, like a complementary card

He will send u a message on Whatsapp na, pray and the message will do the rest.

UjSizzle:
Wait. She TASTED the poisoned fufu

Babe, is that Ur pic? Damn! You are UGLYY.

No info for now jare! Make una dey insult una generations dey go, I dey enjoy una. ...from October or November better news go dey show. For now, let the insults continue, una never even insult ancestors and una great grand children na. Make una start now jare, I don give una clue...

Una no dey tire for insults?? Oya, kontinu!

creepsyme:
ur question is hard to answer straightly, its not called for, am sure d guy will not also want to loose his marriage on d ground on his so called incomplete service, all am saying is dat he shuld sometimes strike a balance. $%÷×£€

How are u so sure the guy isn't looking for a reason to end the marriage? Please don't make me laugh, people lose marriages for more flimsy excuses than this...

E.g you should press the toothpaste from the bottom and not from the top. Please stop trying to assume u know what people think.

creepsyme:
ur question is hard to answer straightly, its not called for, am sure d guy will not also want to loose his marriage on d ground on his so called incomplete service, all am saying is dat he shuld sometimes strike a balance. $%÷×£€

Back to the Op...don't u think she had tried these methods before washing her dirty linen in the public? If u were in her shoes, after all deliberations, what would u do?

BTW, the question isn't difficult to answer straighly you only want to save face...because if u choose either, u feel there'll be name tagging or something of the sort attached to it

U can see from the OPs point that all avenues seem to have been exhausted...in your opinion, what should d OP do next?

creepsyme:
I will advice her to talk to him, especially wen he begins to complain of his so called complete service. if a woman will cook for u and serve u always but fail once in a while to serve the food why would he make it a big deal? dats absolute arrogance , immaturity and exhibition of ego.

You have evaded my questions twice...I gave u two options. When the man bluntly refuses, will u advise her to heed to his desire or to sue for a divorce? Please answer the question.

chimajii:
Morning

Why u dey listen/read that rubbish, people here depend on u and u are here letting them down...common be a man and ignore the post.

Lawal4green:
Nobody will fall for u here............cheap scammer

Wow! Been ages good to see u here...u said it would be cancelled and it has...hmm!

creepsyme:
God will not give me such a man to marry who love to stress women at every instance. ×÷=+teammenwithtoomuchego^€% €=÷

I don't pray u get such a man...but if a friend of urs happened to have such a man, will u advise her to seek a divorce or to heed to the man's desire?

creepsyme:
dont get it wrong, wat is in dishing food dat a man cannot do? after all the cooking from ur wife? @%=÷teammenwholovetostresswomen$#@%

If this will be an issue in Ur marriage, will u prefer a divorce to dishing out the food?