₦airaland Forum

hadura29:
Bros I reason am well, the lecturer must not go unpunished for using his office as a brothel, secondly, that man no force that girl... Lastly, she called it rape and she was looking at the man wearing nike boot aka condom... Bros reason this matter wella too...

I hate rape stories too my brother. But girls nowadays eeen, I dey see them run ni oooo. I don't want to become and overnight celeb..

Kazrem:
OK. That's 3 semesters. You will spend around 70k in first semester, around 40k in second semester. I don't know the figure of 3rd semester. I know the first two because my boss is currently running Masters there.

hisable2:
pls Nlanders was anyone invited for interview from this school Jaceal at Owerri today. pls share your experience, or if you are residing at Owerri any information abt the school.

happyphemmy:
I want to know the essence of my certificates when after struggling to gain admission I still struggle to get a job. What kind of a country is this. I just can't stop asking myself why I wake up each morning to see my certificates looking at me.

hadura29:
They fail to tell us if the girl was still a Virgin. I am not defending the man anyway but just observing.

Also the way these little girls dresses recently is quite provocative and seductive thanks to too much telenovela and zee world...


Parents should caution their young kids on how they dress, coz not all guy can shut dre dick once they see someone with revealing dress... Teach them our African morals.


Two stories though who should I believe now...?

Hmmmm... Aiye oooo!!!!

oneluvs:
You will go to your study center and tell them that you want to withdraw the excess money you have in your portal. This is according to the Noun FAQ.
And your study center will tell you what to do. Also use can go to head quarter which is in Lagos, V.I. Hope you clearly understand.

Kazrem:
Abi won ti refund e ni? I bend to make S if they refund it. Just ensure you have exactly the needed fee and if you want to increase it don't let it exceed 5k. Meanwhile, you still have a long way to go, 100-400 level, that is 8 semesters.

oneluvs:
Just prepare 70k to 75k you will have your remaining balance in your portal incase of next semester.

agabaI23:
I have been wondering for a long time why certain things happen on our roads. I have long wanted to create this thread out of my experience and observations of what happen on our roads but somehow, I have not been able till today. My questions are

1. How do you really feel when you deliberately drive against traffic knowing very well that you will obstruct traffic flow on the opposite lane?

Have you tried to check the amount of time you gained by breaking traffic laws?

2. Do you really feel stupid or happy when a lot of motorists are kept at a standstill because of your selfish decision? Do you know that apart from gridlocks resulting from bad spots on the road or police's N50 tolls, most gridlocks result from selfish decisions of people like you who are well dressed and are on long ties.

3. Do you know that when you patiently queue in your right lane that the gridlock clears faster than when you try to cut corners? It is possible that you may escape if you are the first to start the madness but those who follow after you will end up closing up the road. You could be among those trapped on a different day.

4. Are you one of those who drive against traffic in a 4 lane road even when your side of the road is devoid of traffic or roadblocking pothole just because you won't bother to drive up to to a U-turn before you turn to get to where you can branch off the road? You end up flashing your headlamp at on-coming vehicles who are not expecting any intruders in your mould? The funny thing is that most times, the time it will take you to do the right thing would be just less than 2 minutes.

Do we just enjoy breaking laws or we prefer to be chased around? Do not come here to tell me that police do the same. Yes they do the same because they are selected from among us. Do you have to do it because others are doing it? What right do you have to criticize the government when you cannot do little required of you?

Always remember that when we do things right on the road, we save more time than when we do the wrong thing. Always remember that the happiness and 'less stress' you feel in developed countries is because majority of the citizens choose to do the right thing.

When we break traffic laws, we impose stress on ourselves and other road users who will have to adjust to accommodate your careless and selfish conduct.

Oya bring it on

Moderators, I will actually like to hear what many Nigerians think when they drive on our roads

oneluvs:
Noun exams are only written on Saturdays but not Sunday. Monday to Friday then Saturday

nuelzy:
i detest it when ppl say dis rubbish...really??..so noun is only meant for old employed ppl??...did u listen to urself??...its distant learning sweethrt...being old or employed has nothing to do with it...i would appreciate if u drop dat impression...and stop mis-leading ppl

chowlade:
[b]1. National Open University has been barred from the compulsory National youth Service Scheme due to not meeting up with N.U.C Specifications.

2. B.S.C Nursing in National Open university of Nigeria has been withdrawn

3. B.S.C Community health and extension worker has been changed to public health has instructed by the NUC

4. There Is Endemic Corruption In The National Open University Of Nigeria fees Charges due to the E-payment of School fees.

5. NOUN Centers across the country are the worst educational environment you can ever think of in the country that an average primary school is better off

6. NOUN student doesn't participate in the compulsory NYSC

7. NOUN student are less Employed on the field due to lack of experience

8. NOUN student are not paid the stipulated N10000 0r 15000 after industrial attachment.

9. Students do not attend lectures in Noun, they only read their course materials which are not always readily available for collection in their School library

10. Young NOUN Students are easily turn into destitute. My neighbors that are studying in NOUN, Smoke Weed/Cigarette, Alcohol, Womanize e.t.c till they eventually graduate.

11.NOUN Student are not researchers.

12 T.M.A (Tutor marked Assignment) portal has been hacked, students go directly there to collect readily available answers for test and examination, thereby enabling student to no longer need to study for TMA to get 30/30 in the Tutor marked assignment cause it is share, for sale e.t.c amongst themselves of which same Exposed TMA are to be repeated again in their examination.

13. NOUN is not on Nigeria university rankings according to the best institution in Nigeria. so therefore not competing with the conventional universities

14. There is total confusion in the System

15 Student union is totally forbidden in the tertiary institution

Add yours

In short, the National Open University Of Nigeria is the worst Tertiary Institution anywhere across the globe. I will therefore strongly urge the National University commission to Look into the System of this tertiary institution and removed the institution out of the existing educational system in Nigeria.[/b]

imsuboi:
As I type this, my heart is heavy.

The security situation in Imo State is getting worse daily. In owerri, we need lots of security personnel.

Cultists & armed robbers are having a swell time.

Lawlessness is the order of the day.

The rate of Tricycle (Keke) robberies has skyrocketed. You can't enter a tricycle (keke maruwa) with a calm mind, you have to be weary of the keke driver & passengers, lest you get robbed & possibly raped.
(www.nairaland.com/2394332/those-owerri-beware-tricycle-robberies)

Just last weekend, news filtered around my school that a girl was raped by suspected cultists around the school's back gate area on her way back from night class; another version being circulated is that the rapists had even infected the poor girl with HIV.


You can't go to douglas (eke onuwa) market to purchase food stuff without fear of being robbed or harassed.
6 out of every 10 males that walk past you in that market are thieves - from experience, this is a statistic I've come to accept.

A day doesn't pass by without hearing one bad news or another; be it rape, robbery etc...

I could go on & on & on about the messed up security situation, but that's not the purpose of this thread.

This thread is to bring to the notice of every concerned Imo state indigene/resident, your state is being run down by lawlessness.

Its a ticking time bomb. Someone has to step in and curb this menace.

Owerri alone has more than 5 fully functional tertiary institutions. If you have your wards in any of these institutions, warn them to be highly security conscious.

As it stands, its all man for himself. No security whatsoever.

A word is enough for the wise.

www.nairaland.com/2502756/alvan-ikoku-student-murdered-fmc

www.nairaland.com/2498730/bouncer-shot-dead-orange-room#36557640

Cc: exxell, beremx, tapout, chuksemi, cowleg, lalasticlala.

steppin:
@Op,
That's for a current account not savings.
If you leave a current account dormant, there are bound to be charges in some banks.

Valthegreat:
G.N.L.D run for your dear money!

stemichnaa:
dos it really matter,if his saying the truth or not dos it rmove a pin from any1s body? If he doesn't want to do that will you force him to do it. Just hope for the best that's all. Sometimes people won't do some of this things cus they are been asked to and seriously if it's me the way you people are even giving format of how to ans the question I wont. Who una be self.make una go sidon jor.oya the insults can start coming in,what you peo know how to do best.But sorry I really don't care.Any1 here should know insults is what is best done here.

olatunji21:
PDP at its best

Mekzmoney:
What about the timing? Wrking 14hrs everyday.... 10pm at night till 12noon d next day.

Mekzmoney:
Please a friend needs a help. My friend with HND got a job in a bake house tru the agent. D job is 40k but he would give the agent 50% of his first salary. But the work is just a night duty for now and it starts by 10pm and ends by 12noon the next day (14hrs).

So please,should he consider this offer or he should look for a better offer? Though I told him that I'm not really confortable with it, but I still need your advice. He's not working for now though.
Please house, I need your advice because he meant to resume last night,but its not late yet.

efosa2:
@harry036.. no allowance oh...

Anonymous1900:
Hello Everyone

Let me start by saying this is not an opportunity to judge or criticize my decisions or lack of it there of. I would also try to be as open and forthcoming as possible regarding all information to help you offer any opinions either from personal experience of inferred ideas.

I already have a direction am inclined to lean towards but its not set in stone and am very much open to ideas from others (I actually welcome it as i like to be thorough and get all the information i can have before making decisions)

I was recently offered a position in Nigeria due to start in a month at the latest however i am currently rounding off a research program in the united states (6 months to finish). The prospective employer will not defer the position till i finish in 6 months time. I had interviews with the vice president of the company when i was in Nigeria last year and a couple of other interviews but i guess due to the instability of the economy (elections and all), the offer never materialized till now. i consider the offer a place to start and while I cant be specific about the exact figure here, its upwards of 250k/month after Tax.

Before you make your decisions based on the offer or my current academic situation, here is a little about me. I have a BSc (Nigeria), MSc (Uk) and MEng (USA).... All in engineering (so i wont consider the figure impressive however its not an entry position and that is my basic pay so there are other benefits). i have paid work experience in the Uk and US and took up an unpaid work experience in an Oil & gas servicing company in Nigeria for about 6 months. needless to say i am well educated but without enough experience in my chosen field and this offer hopes to fill that void.

if you also want to ask why am i not eager to come back to Nigeria? the economy seems fairly unstable now, Iran deal is sure to devastate the oil sector further and destabilize the Nigerian economy even more for those that understand the vicissitudes of the Iran deal. I do have access to getting residency papers in the USA which will coincide with the time i finish my research or a few months after without doing anything shady or sinister (most of my family are here anyway). I am also fully aware that with or without papers, jobs are not automatic any where but you will agree with me that its a little easier abroad than in Nigeria. a good example is the current offer i am considering where i still needed an introduction to setup the interviews and even though i did all the grunt work, i wont have even gotten in the door without knowing someone. The company as a matter of policy does not even advertise positions.

A little about the company: international company with huge investment portfolio in the millions of dollars, where its based should not be important but its on the island. cant reveal more than that about the company.

[b]please let me know what you think or what you would do in my shoes. Also i would be happy to answer any questions that help you offer better advise provided its something i can reveal[/b]

Thanks in advance

Jeromejnr:

allisonluvsu:
I love video games but only play dem like 3 times in a year guess why? coz it wastes my time and i emerge not achieving anything playing it.

obixcel:
I've watched that movie....must say it's amazing, great movie. The second chapter comes up by September. watch out.

Habisoye:

Hehiehe!!!
UNA WAN KILL ME...see post within 1hr.

Meen!!! I think I av achieve my aim of grabbing ur attentions dis afternoon...

All the story NA beans

I think I shu be giving an award for attention callings!!!

Attention...Grabbed!!!
See yah later for more farbuu...

lalasticlala:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/24/borno-state-police-command-parades-11-suspects-maiduguri

nipheme:
i want to apply for Administrative officer and ACCOUNT officer