₦airaland Forum

adahib:
I was in a public transport along eleme when I saw this heavily loaded vehicle swaying from one side of the road to another like a drunken sailor. The driver was busy gisting and laughing without a care in the world. The most troubling part was the fact that the security personnel along the road saw nothing wrong with it. Just flag down the man,stretch out your hand,collect your due and wave him on. It's unfortunate.

Without waiting to be told, any sensible person should know that the vehicle is a disaster waiting to happen..

Which way Nigeria?

So u no fit pity the person say rain don beat him goods? A beg let the man sell since una no give am federal govt job.

showbobo:
Whats the best way of going about this??You know he has it but just dont wanna pay you back. . . . Suggestions are welcome

Some peeps have done this to me...I now find it difficult to lend out money.

alimat216:
I hope they should allow those lucky ones to continue with their duty and add up to more officers to the service

Sorry it can't happen...names had already been fixed for majority but not all of those spots. The presidential committee usurped majority of the names.

searching4love:
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I KNOW THE SHOOTERS ARE FROM THE SOUTH EAST. Biafra MONGERS [/size]

LOL! So your father's stup.idity didn't end with him? He passed it on to u...what a wasted generation.

alexis007:
ladies of nowadays eh .....hardly vocal and with complex body language, they still expect you to be able to understand them and decode their every behavioral gimmicks.

for me, I'm done with solving mysteries, cus I'm no Robert Langdon. once a lady joins me in my crib and spend more than 30 minutes, she wants the Koko.........and unless I'm just not into her, or in the mood, I must definitely straff her.


last bullet: any lady who comes over to your place and;
a. asks if the door is locked from time to time.

b. see fun in nothing else in your crib than just you, even when you're advertising the hottest telemundo in town to her.

c.watches you with this cold stare like an abandoned owl while you're talking (her mind no just dey for your gist at all at all ).

d. tells you to your face that you are boring even when you funny pass Tosyn2much etc.......is h0rny and wants to get laid. Don't pity her, fu(k her without apologies.

I agree oh! A lady friend of mine visited me...walahi, I saw her as mary-amaka, phone ringtone na Jesus, dressing na Jesus, attitude sef...out of the blues she said she wanted to visit me. Me no expect that kain visitor. To cut he long story short, she never resisted my advances...not even the slightest resistance. Fear catch me small oh.

JIBOSKI437:
4UCK U ALL,Is diz D SOLUTION 2wat is ON GROUND OR make Una tink of D WAY Forward.BUHARI don bring BACK LIFE 2diz THREAD.WELL Buhari as not said anytin on weda d RECRUITMENT as been cancelled OR NoT.May b diz WEEK he wld say sumTin.I just pray he shld do sumtin dat will benefit Evrybody

There's nothing he will do that will benefit everyone... We all can't work at NIS. That's the bitter truth...my guy, pray for something that will benefit u make God no go arrange Ur portion give person.

stemichnaa and bukky208, we all feel some pain...easy ladies. The men at the helm of affairs aren't trying to get this job like we are. I'm sure their kids aren't as well... Lets look up to God, He alone has the final say. For me, make i dey manage the job wey i get till the day my 2012/2013 dream go mature. My name must commot that list no matter the name wey dem wan give am.

huxxain:
SEE HOW GOD WORKS, JUST YESTERDAY HE SUSPENDS OUR ONGOING INDUCTION TRAINING TODAY HE IS SUSPENDED

I suspect he was told to suspend u guys before he was given his own suspension, all in a bid to place the burden of the outcome of everything on his head...but I know that they must have decided that the penalty that will be meted out to him will be little...all na politics oh! Open Ur eyes

fajani:
i am looking for a female friends here pls

Haba bros, this your English sef fit attract your female ancestors... Try harder and maybe the ones Wey die recently go come.

If na true I go like am

ijustdey:
Would you go back to a woman who dumped you when you had nothing?



http://pulse.ng/gist/morning-teaser-my-fiancee-dumped-me-because-i-was-poor-now-she-wants-me-back-id4077313.html

The girl don marry oh! She's now the second wife to a rich man...why should he accept her back? Her fate is tied oh. No going back.
Make God no send thunder upon Ur head.

delishpot:
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I prefere the ones without milk o. Some milk fit sour for moth jarey. Make dem make isi ewu and abacha with better pkonmo join. Na me go take my hand go there every day

Walahi, a beg no chop alone oh! I wonder which state the place dey? If na Edo state, I no dey oh...I hear say majority of landlords don die, na landladys full everywhere now. I'm not ready to die oh

delishpot:
Yes o. Daddy day care. Enjoyment go full there o.

I hope they will offer milk...I mean natural milk oh!

lekopolly555:
i no blame them cause they no get job to do that why...

You obviously don't know a thing about great ife students. You'd be surprised that those you see acting are those with a very strong 2.1. They have time for little fun but are crazy bookworms.

oracle009:
It was a show of craze, sarcasm and whatever as OAU students decided to have their own ORO procession for the demise king. It was as if to say 'if you wouldn't permit us outside the campus, we wouldn't also permit people inside the campus...

Chai!!! Awo hall, I will love you till my dying breathe!!!!!!!!!!!! Unibentested, una fit dey creative like this for una school abi na only yahoo yahoo una dey conversant with?

It is on record that late Dr. Abubakar Olusola Sarki
investigated the mysterious disappearance of US
$2.8 Billion from the NNPC account in Midlands
Bank in the United Kingdom, during Buhari’s
stewardship in 1976. It was discovered that the
money was traced to General Mohammadu
Buhari's foreign bank account. Then Nigeria
Broadcasting Corporation news caster, Miss Dora
Ifudu, reported the interview where the disclosure
was made. As a result she was dismissed from her
job. She took Nigeria Broadcasting Corporation to
court, won her case and was exonerated and
reinstated. US$2.8 stolen in 1976 will amount to
how much today? Much more than the total sums
bandied around against Jonathan's
administration.

Tell them..people Wey get eye but no dey see...that should be investigated as well.

Kazrem:
Never mind the session. Go ahead and fill it.

Thanks!

oneluvs:
Yeah go ahead and fill your form

Ok! Thanks!

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Obinoscopy:
Sent you guys mail. Reply.

JigsawKillah:
I just did, and I'm regrettin' already
Tried registerin' for exam, it says CLOSED.
Why

I'm trying to fill an application for a masters form, the form reads 2014 calendar year, should I go ahead? I need your responses

Kokopos:
just register for the second semester and ignor the ones you have earlier written. I just registered for my second semester exams and ignored that of first semester that I have written.

Kazrem:
Oh sorry bro. That's true. Mehn, it won't be easy truly writing pop and be expecting result unlike e-exam.

I'm trying to fill the application form for a masters...it is showing 2014 academic year...I hope it is showing the right thing.
Should I go ahead?

Unibentested:
Exactly. Good job

You don tire Eh yaa! What a pity...my talk about your who.re of a mother go don pain u well well. Next time if you see a comment not directed towards u, either u simply ignore it or u advise without insulting. So that you no go dey read how person dey insult u or Ur stu.pid mother.

Chai!!!!! E don pain am die! E go dey do u as if make u catch me come shoot me. .
You been get mouth before, wetin happen? Cat got your tongue abi fingers? Person Wey no read your previous comments go think say u dey innocent. Why start what you can't end?
Now I see how daft an engineering student of Uniben abi na unibeans can be. You guys can start but don't know how to finish...I sure say for your life if you see my comment, you no go insult me again...that's what you get when u insult a Great ife student that spent most of his life in Awo hall. Ko ni daa fun e olosi!

Unibentested:
SMH..

Shake Ur stu.pid head for your re.tarded mother that goes around bleeping every madman's d.ick. shake that daft head of yours for Ur gay.got and rapist of a father, shake that useless scam-filled head of yours for Ur who.re of a sister. Shake Ur imbecilious head for ur useless family members. Those useless family members of urs who don't know how to advise their mentally deranged bad son of a very useless father like u. Next time don't bring your mother's smelly womanliness out here for any one to see...we don't need mothers with stu.pid messed up c.unts around here. I've told you to stop quoting me iidiot...why are u shaking your head? Why should you insult me because I supported someone else's advise that u should have played along? I never insulted u or anyone. Please feel free to insult me. I'm soooo ready for u this daft re.tard of a wasted sperm that came out of a smelly maggot infested c.unt of a useless mother...your father there.

Unibentested:
Bro, try and sort things out with your mum, your girlfriend, GNLD and MTN/Zain customer care all in that particular order, as seen from your posts below.


https://www.nairaland.com/398956/should-lock-up-mum-what

https://www.nairaland.com/1201520/when-girl-not-sure-she

https://www.nairaland.com/2418581/please-just-received-text-message

https://www.nairaland.com/360697/abeg-please-send-mtn-zain‎
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Probably, when you do, you would be sane enough to realise that my post was intended to save jobseekers like you from falling prey to scammers, which I wouldn't have done if I was a scammer. If you have actually worked in the oil and gas, you would know the procedures of employment, and know when to cry scam or play along..Isi aki

# Meanwhile 5 orijin for Waleski#

By the way I guess you can't count how many sex scandals your mom has been involved in...what a pity. I just received an info that your mom was f.ucked by a horse . she did that so she could raise you (a wasted sperm) up.

I don give you work...keep digging through my profile. All that I've written people have read, a few more people reading it ain't gonna change a thing. By the way, I don't see any likes on our comments which simply means people aren't really interested. Why don't you go and call that gay of a father that you have and that imbecilic d.ick and pu.ssy sucking re.tard of a mother that you have to come and read my 2009 comments...

Unibentested:
Bro, try and sort things out with your mum, your girlfriend, GNLD and MTN/Zain customer care all in that particular order, as seen from your posts below.


https://www.nairaland.com/398956/should-lock-up-mum-what

https://www.nairaland.com/1201520/when-girl-not-sure-she

https://www.nairaland.com/2418581/please-just-received-text-message

https://www.nairaland.com/360697/abeg-please-send-mtn-zain‎
‎

Probably, when you do, you would be sane enough to realise that my post was intended to save jobseekers like you from falling prey to scammers, which I wouldn't have done if I was a scammer. If you have actually worked in the oil and gas, you would know the procedures of employment, and know when to cry scam or play along..Isi aki

# Meanwhile 5 orijin for Waleski#

LOL! 2009 is that the best u can come up with? Ur re.tarded father didn't teach u better? Your prostitu.te of a mother couldn't help as well, what a shame. .. When your mom goes about bleeping every tom, dick and harry, why would she know she was impregnated by a madman who is Ur actual dad? well your mom got fu.cked so hard all she could say was "which hole is your d.ick in sir?'. I just pity your family because they can't help the extent of failure you have brought and you will bring. You can send me your mom's number, there's a madman in my area I'm sure she would like to f.uck. Oh! Did u think I wanted to relate with her? Sorry Iidiot, I don't do who.red. Your mom's from Edo state, right? How often has she said the word 'do'? anyway I'm sure Ur best friend has f.ucked her too.

Re.tarded family

Unibentested:
I received this email today and after much scrutiny with my Uniben tested-street eyes, I concluded it was Scam. Check out my munched reply to Mr Khan.


Job Opportunity in Gulf Petrochem FZC Limited (U.A.E)

Dear Applicant(s),

You have been shortlisted as a qualified candidate for employment at Gulf Petrochem FZC Limited, (U.A.E) based on your CV/Profile on our recruitment partners -Joblistnigeria- website.

For authentication and confirmation Please kindly re-forward your resume/CV (Microsoft Word Format) including certificates obtained to the below email for screening and verification.

Kindly Re-forward your Resume/ CV to: careers@gepcofzcuae.com

Regards,

Mr. Khan Azaid
Recruitment Manager
Gulf Petrochem FZC Limited (U.A.E)
Address: Hamriyah Free Zone Sharjah 41506 UAE.
Email: careers@gepcofzcuae.com

So because you've used the best part of your life to learn how to scam people, that makes u useful? I laugh in Swahili...if time come reach to display your competence engineering wise, you go come dey fumble. Oloshi alai ni ronu Omo basubasu. Go on scamming people till your waterloo meets you. Useless son of a Re.traded father and an olosho of a mother.

Unibentested:
Cos u've lost yours?

See what am talking about..See what this same Dullard just posted on Nairaland..Even an unborn baby knows this is GNLD scam

https://www.nairaland.com/2418581/please-just-received-text-message

I can now see that your re.tarded parents didn't raise u up in a good way...your insanity is unlabelled. So just because I asked a simple question, it makes me...
If ur fuc.ked up parents were wise, they wouldn't have fuc.ked each other on the highway, I guess that's where Ur insanity originated from.
A who.re of a mother and a re.traded rapist of a father. SMH!

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Unibentested:
Playing along is for people like you..desperate, uninformed and not scam tested...people like me smell scam from a 100 miles...by people like me I mean exactly what I replied the scammer 'graduates of Uniben engineering' meanwhile continue playing along and sending your cv and certificates, hopefully the Sakawa reply I gave fluxview abi na wetin be him name, go clear ya eye.

I didn't bother going through the website though but...why u dey label me with these names na? You see me for Ur dream? Abi kalokalo enter Ur skull? No quote me again of u no wan lose Ur papa and mama.

MadCow1:
Epic ke...


You just lost a sweet Job in the UAE that pays over 25 million per annum in basic salary after taxes with benefits like; Company car, Company house, 2 Mopol for you and your wife's protection, a company driver and nanny for your baby.



All these UNIBEN graduates no just get sense. Them suppose change that school to poultry.. All they do in that school is Scam Engineering.

Arrant rubbish..

**Spits and leaves the thread Mad as Bleep at this OP.. **

My take is that he ought to have played along for a while. If he smells the pay some money ish, he can then back out...na by force to pay money

hisable2:
@lionphil at federal housing estate egbeada, I guess it should be a new sch

Ok! I guess it is.