₦airaland Forum

creepsyme:
sincerely I have issues with men who like to overuse women. its a serious matter pls watchout.

What's overuse in dishing a food that won't take more than two mins...personally, I won't mind going to the kitchen to get my food because I grew up learning to cook and steal meat from the pot. But if that act of dishing food is what will cause the marriage to break, why don't u just dish it?

Kimoni:
May you live long Oga. I might as well not cook the damn food at all and tell him to go to the kitchen himself...why sweat for 1hr cooking the food, then come to NL to whine about an extra service that will take just 2 mins?? I can't even reconcile where the issue is exactly. Fish brains indeed

Amen! May you live long as well.

Joy1706:
Please I will want to know the opinion of people.
My husband insists I dish his food. For instance, if I set the food on the table with plates and cutlery, he prefers I dish onto his plate, that it shows complete service.i think otherwise because I might be busy attending to other chores. This morning he almost left for work without taking breakfast and when i asked why he was leaving, he said the service was not complete. So I had to leave what I was doing to dish food for him.

What are your views on this?
*culled from facebook*

If u can take like an hour and above to cook for him, is it just 2 mins to dish the food that's the problem? Chai!!!!! Women no get sense at all...fish brains everywhere.

emmy2fyn:
really, me av always been following this trend since and though, am in the northern Nigeria but, from my man way they wan help me talk say, 1st list is out but my name was not there that before next week end, power will be given 2 them for replacement.

Na for NSCDC?

TechWalker007:
When we warned that there will be no freedom of speech under Buhari, some said it was blackmail and character assassinations.
It's just 3 months, the same social media and bloggers he used to get to power are now awash with "malicious petitions and mudslinging"

This country is in deeep shit! Chai see how some mumus have plunged us back into the 1984 darkness

UmuEri:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/09/02/buhari-your-face-michael-egbejumi-david

Una Wey dey shout buari... Una dey see am?

Iamvictor:
Oba Awon University (OAU)

Only African University (O.A.U)

olillywales:
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This is the deteriorating state of Adekunle Fajuyi Halls of residence in Obafemi Awolowo University Ile - Ife, Osun State. Fajuyi Hall is one of the most popular male hostels in the school and it's in a terrible state. See more photos after the cut...
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photos-bad-state-of-oau-halls-of.html

Just one hall and u made it sound like it's all the halls...smh! What happened to Moremi hall, Mozambique hall, sports hall, Angola hall, Etf hall, Awo hall and PG hall? OP ori re ko pe.

adahib:
I was in a public transport along eleme when I saw this heavily loaded vehicle swaying from one side of the road to another like a drunken sailor. The driver was busy gisting and laughing without a care in the world. The most troubling part was the fact that the security personnel along the road saw nothing wrong with it. Just flag down the man,stretch out your hand,collect your due and wave him on. It's unfortunate.

Without waiting to be told, any sensible person should know that the vehicle is a disaster waiting to happen..

Which way Nigeria?

So u no fit pity the person say rain don beat him goods? A beg let the man sell since una no give am federal govt job.

showbobo:
Whats the best way of going about this??You know he has it but just dont wanna pay you back. . . . Suggestions are welcome

Some peeps have done this to me...I now find it difficult to lend out money.

alimat216:
I hope they should allow those lucky ones to continue with their duty and add up to more officers to the service

Sorry it can't happen...names had already been fixed for majority but not all of those spots. The presidential committee usurped majority of the names.

searching4love:
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I KNOW THE SHOOTERS ARE FROM THE SOUTH EAST. Biafra MONGERS [/size]

LOL! So your father's stup.idity didn't end with him? He passed it on to u...what a wasted generation.

alexis007:
ladies of nowadays eh .....hardly vocal and with complex body language, they still expect you to be able to understand them and decode their every behavioral gimmicks.

for me, I'm done with solving mysteries, cus I'm no Robert Langdon. once a lady joins me in my crib and spend more than 30 minutes, she wants the Koko.........and unless I'm just not into her, or in the mood, I must definitely straff her.


last bullet: any lady who comes over to your place and;
a. asks if the door is locked from time to time.

b. see fun in nothing else in your crib than just you, even when you're advertising the hottest telemundo in town to her.

c.watches you with this cold stare like an abandoned owl while you're talking (her mind no just dey for your gist at all at all ).

d. tells you to your face that you are boring even when you funny pass Tosyn2much etc.......is h0rny and wants to get laid. Don't pity her, fu(k her without apologies.

I agree oh! A lady friend of mine visited me...walahi, I saw her as mary-amaka, phone ringtone na Jesus, dressing na Jesus, attitude sef...out of the blues she said she wanted to visit me. Me no expect that kain visitor. To cut he long story short, she never resisted my advances...not even the slightest resistance. Fear catch me small oh.

JIBOSKI437:
4UCK U ALL,Is diz D SOLUTION 2wat is ON GROUND OR make Una tink of D WAY Forward.BUHARI don bring BACK LIFE 2diz THREAD.WELL Buhari as not said anytin on weda d RECRUITMENT as been cancelled OR NoT.May b diz WEEK he wld say sumTin.I just pray he shld do sumtin dat will benefit Evrybody

There's nothing he will do that will benefit everyone... We all can't work at NIS. That's the bitter truth...my guy, pray for something that will benefit u make God no go arrange Ur portion give person.

stemichnaa and bukky208, we all feel some pain...easy ladies. The men at the helm of affairs aren't trying to get this job like we are. I'm sure their kids aren't as well... Lets look up to God, He alone has the final say. For me, make i dey manage the job wey i get till the day my 2012/2013 dream go mature. My name must commot that list no matter the name wey dem wan give am.

huxxain:
SEE HOW GOD WORKS, JUST YESTERDAY HE SUSPENDS OUR ONGOING INDUCTION TRAINING TODAY HE IS SUSPENDED

I suspect he was told to suspend u guys before he was given his own suspension, all in a bid to place the burden of the outcome of everything on his head...but I know that they must have decided that the penalty that will be meted out to him will be little...all na politics oh! Open Ur eyes

fajani:
i am looking for a female friends here pls

Haba bros, this your English sef fit attract your female ancestors... Try harder and maybe the ones Wey die recently go come.

If na true I go like am

ijustdey:
Would you go back to a woman who dumped you when you had nothing?



http://pulse.ng/gist/morning-teaser-my-fiancee-dumped-me-because-i-was-poor-now-she-wants-me-back-id4077313.html

The girl don marry oh! She's now the second wife to a rich man...why should he accept her back? Her fate is tied oh. No going back.
Make God no send thunder upon Ur head.

delishpot:
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I prefere the ones without milk o. Some milk fit sour for moth jarey. Make dem make isi ewu and abacha with better pkonmo join. Na me go take my hand go there every day

Walahi, a beg no chop alone oh! I wonder which state the place dey? If na Edo state, I no dey oh...I hear say majority of landlords don die, na landladys full everywhere now. I'm not ready to die oh

delishpot:
Yes o. Daddy day care. Enjoyment go full there o.

I hope they will offer milk...I mean natural milk oh!

lekopolly555:
i no blame them cause they no get job to do that why...

You obviously don't know a thing about great ife students. You'd be surprised that those you see acting are those with a very strong 2.1. They have time for little fun but are crazy bookworms.

oracle009:
It was a show of craze, sarcasm and whatever as OAU students decided to have their own ORO procession for the demise king. It was as if to say 'if you wouldn't permit us outside the campus, we wouldn't also permit people inside the campus...

Chai!!! Awo hall, I will love you till my dying breathe!!!!!!!!!!!! Unibentested, una fit dey creative like this for una school abi na only yahoo yahoo una dey conversant with?

It is on record that late Dr. Abubakar Olusola Sarki
investigated the mysterious disappearance of US
$2.8 Billion from the NNPC account in Midlands
Bank in the United Kingdom, during Buhari’s
stewardship in 1976. It was discovered that the
money was traced to General Mohammadu
Buhari's foreign bank account. Then Nigeria
Broadcasting Corporation news caster, Miss Dora
Ifudu, reported the interview where the disclosure
was made. As a result she was dismissed from her
job. She took Nigeria Broadcasting Corporation to
court, won her case and was exonerated and
reinstated. US$2.8 stolen in 1976 will amount to
how much today? Much more than the total sums
bandied around against Jonathan's
administration.

Tell them..people Wey get eye but no dey see...that should be investigated as well.

Kazrem:
Never mind the session. Go ahead and fill it.

Thanks!

oneluvs:
Yeah go ahead and fill your form

Ok! Thanks!

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Obinoscopy:
Sent you guys mail. Reply.

JigsawKillah:
I just did, and I'm regrettin' already
Tried registerin' for exam, it says CLOSED.
Why

I'm trying to fill an application for a masters form, the form reads 2014 calendar year, should I go ahead? I need your responses

Kokopos:
just register for the second semester and ignor the ones you have earlier written. I just registered for my second semester exams and ignored that of first semester that I have written.

Kazrem:
Oh sorry bro. That's true. Mehn, it won't be easy truly writing pop and be expecting result unlike e-exam.

I'm trying to fill the application form for a masters...it is showing 2014 academic year...I hope it is showing the right thing.
Should I go ahead?

Unibentested:
Exactly. Good job

You don tire Eh yaa! What a pity...my talk about your who.re of a mother go don pain u well well. Next time if you see a comment not directed towards u, either u simply ignore it or u advise without insulting. So that you no go dey read how person dey insult u or Ur stu.pid mother.

Chai!!!!! E don pain am die! E go dey do u as if make u catch me come shoot me. .
You been get mouth before, wetin happen? Cat got your tongue abi fingers? Person Wey no read your previous comments go think say u dey innocent. Why start what you can't end?
Now I see how daft an engineering student of Uniben abi na unibeans can be. You guys can start but don't know how to finish...I sure say for your life if you see my comment, you no go insult me again...that's what you get when u insult a Great ife student that spent most of his life in Awo hall. Ko ni daa fun e olosi!

Unibentested:
SMH..

Shake Ur stu.pid head for your re.tarded mother that goes around bleeping every madman's d.ick. shake that daft head of yours for Ur gay.got and rapist of a father, shake that useless scam-filled head of yours for Ur who.re of a sister. Shake Ur imbecilious head for ur useless family members. Those useless family members of urs who don't know how to advise their mentally deranged bad son of a very useless father like u. Next time don't bring your mother's smelly womanliness out here for any one to see...we don't need mothers with stu.pid messed up c.unts around here. I've told you to stop quoting me iidiot...why are u shaking your head? Why should you insult me because I supported someone else's advise that u should have played along? I never insulted u or anyone. Please feel free to insult me. I'm soooo ready for u this daft re.tard of a wasted sperm that came out of a smelly maggot infested c.unt of a useless mother...your father there.