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KingTom:
meanwhile light yapa for here o, but dem get schedule all night and about 6 hours during the day . The bar hasn't lost me na. I need go there on match days to watch those boys arguing we go jam no worry how are you btw

KingTom:
don't die until you're dead Abakiliki no hot like your street na. Anyway while you were away... Police men now mount illegal checkpoints by your street and the bar is losing customers because the roasted chicken isn't as good as it used to be. But heat wan kill us for here o

lifezone247:
How about Dis my daughter for a val date with him?

dukeolumde:
Confused about the package I sent or the size?

dukeolumde:
What Ur making me look dead when am not dead

dukeolumde:
Check..

dukeolumde:
Lol..U have just succeeded in making me laugh for the first time today... A HAMMOCK is from the word BUMP.
Its a fleshy protuberance...but in this case, it's mine
Yes I have a proof u would love.

dukeolumde:
U will love every bit of my HAMMOCK...am dat good

dukeolumde:
U... D past should be a springboard, not a 9inches hammock!!!

dukeolumde:

cruzita:
main dude fall under the last one while my left dude fall under no2 and my right dude fall under no3

peeparty:
Happy new months guys,today’s shalla messages will be about describing/telling your friends in here the hard truth,letting them no how you feel about them,using the # to describe them and how much impact they have been able to make in your life off and on here.Let just have fun and give honest opinions…..




This might actually help each and everyone of us to improve on our relationship with each other.Relationships are all there is. Everything in the universe only exists because it is in relationship to everything else. Nothing exists in isolation. We have to stop pretending we are individuals that can go it alone.
Sorry it going to be boring,buh just do your best to enjoy this,no hard feelings.
Leh go:
Mzztega:she’s got a warm, welcoming personality.passionate about people,very open,understanding and sometimes she can be so annoying.#Beautifullybeautiful#calm#nopretends.

Iplegde10:I call him the cat with 9life,#the ishirov saga.my buddy –buddy,affectionate,always willing to help,I met this dude during the miss nairaland thingy,I was like you sure say I go fit work with this guy so?looking @his dealings on here promted that qwehsion, this guy could make your life so miserable with hating words,buh when we got down to work I found out he was a cool dude,#betterperson,feels your pains,brings solution to difficult problems easily.so great to have seen you mellow down a bit on here.#trueblues#surest G#baddosneh.


Jacky(stfuareyouGod):make I talk the bad side first,jacky is a little bit troublesome/sturborn. sometimes full with hate words that if you cross him way oo,chai this bruva like woman pass me I swear down,he might want to deny dis lol.jacky is always ready to gat your back no matter the situation,jacky is comapassionate,a no nonsense kind of dude,very accommodating.#trueblues#goodlistener#takescorrectionquickly#hisgotasoftheart4getthegragra #streetwise,#gangsta#freshesness#swagful#baddosneh#anodersureG.

Asumo:easy going dude,#confidant#funtobewith#.

Ishilove:power drunk lady,yeah she brought some decorum to romancesection anyways,a lot of us can attest to dar,some of us here begin humble because of this madam.tail just disappear from our yansh by fire by force#veryprincipled#ironlady#firmbelieverof herowncos#intelligent#streetsmart#egoraise*3#delivers2dlatter#shelovsthelord#lovekids#notfake.


Rukkydelta:#nicefellow#agreeablespirit#lovesdancing#pathfinder#understnading.


Sammeer1212:got to know you fru one mumu geh like that lol…..somemonths ago saw you do the routine on here I was like wtf!calm down mehn I know say all that one na initial gra gra am sure you cant even hurt a fly.#speacialpersontosomepipu#determinedtosuccedinallhedos#confident#emotionaldude#amiable#givestoafault.

Udysweet:This lady got a likeable sprit,always busy with her hands,she thinks for hours just to deliver the best,#uyaimma#obonawan#creativelycreative#intelligent#prayerful.

Mrsphyno:#chrishedbyfrnds#unselfish#determined#practicalpersin.

Xavieblue:not seen you around lately buh sure know your doing good,read a few of your thread I can say there is always one or two things to learn from.#blessdbruva#dosnttalktoomuch#a good observer#myownveryveryperson#BLUD.

Thesonofmark:chai as I just type this guy name my throat block immediately,no vex oga I know fit describe you oo,nsutowo iyammi lol,mhn dis dude na correct nightmere for hia,bros make I tell you true eh,the spit wey you dey spit for hia dey afraid me sometimes, both the one wey be say na pipu start am oo come tag you join or one wey dem carry come by dem sef ignore button suppose the activate for your ya”nsh.brava I know say this street rough die buh leh make a difference,yes you suffer fools,it time to take some chill pills @2016.i actually understand reasons behind this sometimes buh nope leht try something new mbok ete. When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion.#strongpersonality#greatthinker#funny#
#wisegod#prideofibiobio#handsomedude#foolsmantleslayer#kingslaymelowdown#focused#calcualative#veryskillfull#markedfordistinction#BLUD.


Iamkingzlee:ikpa edwok,#dosnttalk 2much#respectful#sureG#canbecrazysometimes#nodulingniccur#turningupbaddosneh#BLUD.
Kingtom:chai chai chai ikpa da ammesad,tomfinga is one dude yo wish to have around you,during our high school days he was the niggas niggar,this is one dude you can’t just describe cos words will fail thee.#fun#crazy#nevertakesthingstoheart#laffsalot#friendly#notproud#husbandmaterial2016yard#BLUD.


Midhi2: sure mumu of all time,this babe is a champion,highly respected by collegues,a lady with charisma,she carries alota presence,you can’t talk when this lady is talking lol,she alone na squad.this geh can edit her pictures like mad,sometimes sef she go edit am comot her face lol,omo dis geh correct die#kipstopromise#madfunlover#witty#naughty#crazegeh#selfdetermined#strongmiss#sofukenreal#honesttoafault#i can go on and on abouh dis babe and not geh tayad,mumu na all round joy Packard#surebabe,girlosneh#eyanmie#eyanmayweather.#girlyousharpdie

Kika23:might not be so popular,buh she’s#cool#discipline#pricipled#compassioante.

Laniky:#loyalfellow#gotbounceideas#smalliewitadifference#canalwaysconfidein#friendsyolovetokeep.

Twaci:I named her twashit during the miss thingy lol,twaci is cool geh sha,#somtimscouldbeshy#veryrespectful#tkscorrectionquickly,I can remember when I scolded her abou somtin, she wasted no time in apologizing,#nevergivsup#som1yocouldhave agoodconversation with#simplegeh.

Mizmycoli:one person I kept nodding my head@comment even before I registered on nairaland,@point i come dey feel say she be my mama, yeah really mumcy dey nairaland lol #youboththinkalike…#firm@views#gathersherfactbfospeaking#inteligencepaexecellence#lovesthelordwithallherheart#alovernotafighter#tehsyoudwayitis.

Wristbangle:brother of all brothers,I so love this dude,his one person that cares,this guy can lift your spirit to make you feelbetter.#myveryown#smart#philanthropist#cultured#matured#eyanmie#mybruvaandfriend#blessup#busydude#easytiger.

Rosemary216:#industrouse#willingtotrynewfins#achiever#difficulttounderstand#

Nickymezor:#supportive#easygoing#this geh can like click the share button sha.
Cyndax#classy#lessofatalker#friendly#cherful#witty.

Tunnamaniaii:don’t know if I got the spelling right sha,buh dis guy is#matured#speaksinteligently.

Sleekyshuga:#friendly#laffsalot#gotstrongvalues.

Krone:I don the fam this guy since him just the see my mention dey ignor am maybe na because I know geh pus’say,especially during the mr thingy,bros you know try oo,all the same it could be an oversight sha.#lordofthetitans.

Mprex:long time friend,#nicefellow#tellsthewayitis#hardworking#canadviceforafrica..

Subbied:#veryproductive check her works#strongmiss#churchgirl.

Kutekimani:#hustlingdada#mynairalandcelebrity#buh madam I dey vex for you oo,I don win for your show twice,1:The day wey you interview 2face.2:olumaintain .till now I never collect my gift,abeg I need am this new year oo no vex. Wish well@ur tour with airtelNg.
Aminat508:anoder fellow words would not be enof to describe,I so like this bae with a heart of Gold.yes aminat can listen to you for hours buh when it time to deliver mhn you will be like I tot I just spoke to you about this ,am sure she’s working on that anyways.#greatfighter#veryproductivetoo#achiever#veryemotionaltoafault#notafighter butalover.#loveableperson.#cryingprincess lol,sorry I had to leh dah out I hope you will understand, today am just being real.#she’s a giver#wifematerialrecomended.

Phinagold:strong mother who fears God,treat everyone accordingly#blessup#wish you all the best.

Charlene:#stronglady#respectful#talksforafricawhensheneedsto#caring#thisladysolovesthelord#jesusbaby.

Cremish:……..

Deejavuu:#soulmate#sincerlyinterstedinpipuswellbeing.

Mzlaurel:#funfun#musicanddanceaddicted#easygoingtoo.

Mhizkel:#hustlingdada#verydetermined#respectful#eminiballer.i need my own cut from that deal oo,make my new year make brain.

Trypa:….

Richiedinho:Obio you scarce oo,#strongdude.#notadifficultguy.

Agarawu23:#respectyouifhewantsto#veryfirmdude#hisgotagoodheart#disciplined#principled.this dude sturborn die,he rarely listens to you,sometimes or most of the time he dosnt think thru,before making his comment,he spits from his anus,till now,I cant foget being accused by you without profs to show for it,being accused is one of the things that kee me.all the same I had since moved on.wish you all the best.

Jefferyjames:sir sorry I ignored your mention some months ago that was done on purpose,I honestly apologies,I was shocked about the whole saga,till now you can comfirmed that I still don’t know you,just noticed your friends with some of my friends here…like I said I don die dey mata.#strongdude#funnydude#determined#baddosneh.

Rityben:cant foget you in a hurry ma, some years ago,specifically my first year on nairaland you gave me a mention wishing me a happy new year,then I was so new in here,so to get that mention was a shock to me,#much respect to you ma.#blessd daughter of zion#

Komzyb:#obongawan#sweet16 lol#awesomebeing#eversmiling#easygoing#strongbabe.

Ms pat:#smartlady#withastrongpersonality#nice meeting you.

Tallesty1:Another brother in here,always on point.sir I created a thread some month ago about parent,always wanting the child to apologies even when they are @fault your comment and some other pipus comment did help mua a lot,so happy I could get different views from guys here,indeed nairaland has been able to heal wounds,sir on the day we reconciled,just imagine that moment were you dad who is a one man soldier crying like a baby,I was like wow so this man could actually cry lol.omo merriment no easy that day oo.we thank God sha.#blessup#tellsyounotinbutthetruth#husbandmaterialvision2020.

Lisaflex:flexing everything.mma ino#calm#friendly#beauty*3.

TOhphaz:I hope I did not mess up with the spelling again,this will be an ambomination this new year oo.my miss nairaland it was nice working with last year despite the hate,backstabbing etc,we concur lol.#badass”singer#nairalandnurse#if dis geh chuk you injection and you know cry make I know why.#respectful#milkwithanafdacnumber#.more to say about you buh am tayad alredy.

Evegran:one time high school mate,every guys crush lol,#pricipled#classy#hardworking#hardtoplease#veryselective#crazy#luvslaffing.

Amokeme:#reservedfellow#dosn’ttalk2much#goodvirtues#sisterinthelord#shelovesthelord#oyedepo’sgracepersonified#blessup.

Adeh39:this babe sabi body die,the emoticon
lady…#soannoyinsomtims.#veryskillful#listen#nopretence#veryreal#nononsenselady#stronggoaloriented#scentpadipadi.

Tosyne2much:mr 10/10 #disdudematurepassinagesef#cultured#greatthinker#giver#lovernotafighter#blessdchild#easygoing.

Naijaboy:#easygoing#discipline#swagful#crazysomtims#intelligent#respectful#titfortat#nomercyuntothosewhocrosseshispart#meloweddowntowardstheendoftheyear.

Merlisa:#beautifulsoul.

Rozzayy:#friendly#awesome personality.

Diznie:nice fellow,always joyful.

Prettyjo:my first friend on nairaland,I respect you ma,#cool#reserved#goodobserver#mindreader#strongfellow.

Emusmith:stiil one of my best#threadwise#blessup man much love.

Lordoftheweed.#crazydude#veryfunny#hustler#sotalented.

Spicylate……..
Loomer:thanks for always checking bro#niceguy#tksthingseasy.

Askbigneyo:#baddosneh#correctguy#hustler.

Dharry99/twinbroda:#instigator#dosntgivafukaboutwhoyouare#hustler#funnydude

Gifttracy:#mylove#special#crazy#madfunlover#easygoing#lessdrama#witty.

Omotayo:#nice#notafighter#slwotoanger#goadvicer.

Oyind17:wonderful woman#nicefellow#caring#agiver#soft@heart#dramaqueen#veryemotinal#childishmost@times#respectful#veryconfused@timesmy oyinoflife.wish you nothing but joy.

Ritababe:#calm#goodheart#alwaysinspires.
Scentmarl:#smart#brilliant#adehspadi#aleader#favored.

Jolllyjoy:#caring#verynice#determinedtobesucessful#mumu*3#veryconfusedwhenmakingcomment#anywaybelleface#createissueforhersef#sudenlybecamefoolish lol#someoneyoucanconfidein#.wish you will behave yasef dis year.


Ginawest:#happygirl#luvspictures#slowtoanger#easygoing.

Ronald4life:#notfake#speaksthetruth#intelligent#smart#calm#disciplined#easygoing#SureG#baddosneh#




Sorry for wasting you time guys it was really uncalled for,buh I needed to let it out for a better friendship this year, You can actually make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.
Both the mentioned an those I cant remember made my 2015 a worthwhile,friends makes the world go round,thanks for allowing me a part of you.


NB:all have said here cannot be totally true about you,am entitle to my own opinion,what people think about yo do not matter much more than you think about yourself.it not people say to us that hurt us it is our response that hurt us.i love you all with all of my heart gracias…..


2016 IT YOUR YEAR OF" SHIFT”

@Harvester christian centre(Hicc)

Qualer:
sooo.... are you agreeing with this because it validates your cheating ways or...??

sayyid:
hmmm appy xmas to u

sayyid:
lolz
well for ur information av neva done or tried such so ur feelingz ar 100% wrong

sayyid:
kongi na bastard

Walkopet:
u think u knw all colours until yoruba people start sending u wedding invitation. u'll see something lik dis:- Acid green to fusha purple then a little touch of ojuelegba blue, bride's family wear cockroach brown wit custard yellow groom's family wear jollof yellow wit fufu white all guest kpomo brown wit pepper soup brown. Alligator pepper green with onion purple nd touch of maggi yellow, friends coconut white with agama lizard head red.
u go jst confuse.

sexaddict08:
Personally I don't even believe sex is a sin except if you do it with someone married to another person. God created us and say be fruitful n multiply and He made sex enjoyable so that we would not be able to do without it. How is it e sin let alone withdrawal.


well, just passing through Onitsha now. the town look tensed. soldiers on the road, you have to drop from the bike to pass their point n everyone raising up their hands. our Biafra brothers na so una want am turning East to North? OK oooo

kingofdemons:
come and hug me sweetie
cc
ngeneukwenu Clerverly
abeg no dey create consolation thread

ihatesycophant:
Hope PDP will not cry fool when the final result is declared?
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noblegrex:
may be. But will you allow that if she's to be your mother inlaw

Karleb:
Are you kidding me?

Why would she say that when she won't be paying the maid.

The husband is a fool and his mama his more of a slowpoke. No offense!

coolhumble:
Dont worry yourself nobody will. You can stalk me i wont expose you