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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 6:18am On Jun 17, 2016

nnamdiosu:
Lol. Sis. ;DDon't collect fuel from the devil o. It will just knock ur engine becos he has pissed inside it. Trust me, he's a badddd guy

Lol! I jes pictured the devil pissing in2 a galon containing fuel...I've sha heard u, i wont.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 9:28am On May 25, 2016

nnamdiosu:
That's the idea bro. This demons desire to confuse us and deceive us. Don't forget they are master receivers. They appear to help us so that we would now start desiring them to come to our aid. And in doing these we sin against God and open the doors for more demons to enter our lives. Devil is a master deceiver. Anything from him is bad. Even 50 liters of free fuel from the devil is still bad.

"bro" ke?....If so,they r doing a very gd job of confusing/decieving us...Yeah,every gift from d devil is bad,buh talking abt 50 litres of fuel 4rm him in d middle of ds fuel wahala .... R u sure u won't collect or atleast consider it? grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 1:54pm On May 22, 2016

nnamdiosu:
kindly tell ur friend to go for deliverance becos all along....it was a demon that was impersonating the dead man. can't talk much

Yes, such beings(abi spirits) r demons disguising as d person (4rm d bible's point of view), buh I still don't get hw n why d demons in situations similar 2 ds do not hurt d person buh end up jes spending tym wt d person or even pass on a msg....I've read smwer abt a man whose life was saved cos he heard d voice of his dead wife n went 2 check it out, only 4 smtn heavy 2 crush d sit he jes vacated.In ds case,y wld a demon want 2 save his life... Its jes sooo confusing.

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Celebrities › Re: Burnaboy’s Mum Have Never Liked Me – Uju Stellareacts To Her Rejection by Lisaflex(f): 7:09pm On May 21, 2016

"I’m not tagging this pregnancy on
burnaboy for my own selfish purpose, but I don’t wanna
raise a bastard child." I see!!! Wen u threw ur legs apart n went on 2 do ish wtout cd,it didn't occur 2 u dt u didn't wna raise a bastard,abi? U ain't seen nothing yet!

Politics › Re: Grazing Reserves Will Lead To Another Civil War-anglican Church Warns by Lisaflex(f): 7:05pm On May 21, 2016

Well said, buh will ur President listen?

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead In Port-Harcourt While Trailing Bank Customer PICS by Lisaflex(f): 6:16pm On May 13, 2016

akanbiaa:
Maybe he lived a fake life and had a beautiful lady he has been impressing all this while and se cant settle for a poor guy.

If he did ds 4 a girl, den his stupidity is not of ds world

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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Shot Dead In Port-Harcourt While Trailing Bank Customer PICS by Lisaflex(f): 6:07pm On May 13, 2016

madridguy:
This is totally unacceptable, look at the guy which black jeans, look handsome and fresh. I pray Almighty God forgive you guys.

To hustlers in thy house : Always hustle towards the right direction. Kidnapping, Armed robbery, Blood ritual is never and will never be part of hustling.

RIP GUYS.

Thought i was only one who noticed.... D dude is fyn! See where greed has landed him....Its a pity

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Health › Re: All About Contraception by Lisaflex(op): 12:39pm On May 13, 2016*

CONTRACEPTIVES: these are methods, devices or drugs that prevent pregnancy(conception).

CONTRACEPTION: the use of contraceptives to prevent pregnancy(conception).

CLASSIFICATION
1)combined hormonal contraception
- combined oral contraceptive pill(cocp)
-patches
-vaginal rings

2)progestogen-only preparations
-progestogen-only pills(pop)
-Injectables
-Subdermal implants (implanon)

3)Intrauterine contraception
-Intrauterine copper device (IUCD)
-Hormone releasing intrauterine system (Mirena)

4)Hormonal emergency contraception

5)Barrier methods
-Male condom
-Female barriers (female condom ,diaphragm,cervical cap)
-Coitus interruptus(withdrawal method)
-Natural family planning

6)Sterilization
-Female sterilization
-Vasectomy(males)

For each method, i'll be talking about its effectiveness, mechanism of action, benefits, side effects and how to use it.

Health › All About Contraception by Lisaflex(op): 12:37pm On May 13, 2016

Here's what most of you are going to be thinking when you see this thread..... "I already know all there is 2 know about condoms,so this topic isn't necessary". Huh?!! You really think so?
My dear friends, sorry 2 burst ur bubble...There's a whole lot more to contraception than condoms,in fact condoms can be likened to "a needle in a hay sac" when talking about contraception ,and i assure u that there are still some things you do not know about the condoms you are already familiar with. For instance...
Did you know that condoms also have non-contraceptive benefits? I didn't think so

Did you also know that the wishes and needs of the male partner must be considered for any chosen method to be used effectively? Nah,didn't think so

Did you know that the failure of a method is mostly due to user failure rather than an intrinsic failure of the method itself?

Fasten your seat belts for this great ride into the beautiful world of contraception, and together we will put a stop to the rise in unwanted/unplanned pregnancies... *throws the mic 2 the floor and walks out* grin

brb jor!

Politics › Re: Zuriel Oduwole Who Interviewed Buhari Has To Say This After The Encounter by Lisaflex(f): 10:54pm On Apr 03, 2016

tomioro:
for your information, President Barack Obama is visiting Nigeria this month. This is the first time after 16 years of PDP misrule that the most powerful President in the world is thinking of coming to Nigeria! This is change in all ramifications. Wailers can go to hell. Sai Baba, Sai Buhari.

....n d moment he comes 2 Nigeria, all our problems will be automatically solved,abi? Abegi!!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Help!! My Sister Wants To Marry An Usher At Olumba Olumba by Lisaflex(f): 6:28pm On Apr 03, 2016

marshborn:
Since you are willing I would try and connect you with him, so he can free my sister for me.

lol! So dt ur sis will put my pic on social media n call me a husband snatcher? No,fnk u... If u hv ur doubts,go 2 d church n see things 4 urslf..Hearsay hasn't done anyone any gd

Christianity Etc › Re: Help!! My Sister Wants To Marry An Usher At Olumba Olumba by Lisaflex(f): 6:08pm On Apr 03, 2016

marshborn:
Can you marry a member?

I can

Christianity Etc › Re: Help!! My Sister Wants To Marry An Usher At Olumba Olumba by Lisaflex(f): 6:00pm On Apr 03, 2016

I do not see anytn wrong wt her marrying sm1 who's a member of olumba

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by Lisaflex(f): 4:54pm On Apr 03, 2016

Niyinficient:
Sure. No offense intended tho... just stating d fact.

None taken...Then again, not all opinions = fact

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by Lisaflex(f): 4:44pm On Apr 03, 2016

Niyinficient:
Thats wat most of u ladies say...just get a chance to meet any of those male yeyebrities and u all ladies start wetting ur pant at d sight of dem near u!

Fumble noni gbogbo e

U r entitled 2 ur opinion....

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by Lisaflex(f): 4:29pm On Apr 03, 2016

tommychow:
Guy, the fact here is Wizkid has a spoilt brat mentality. Yes, he's talented and rich but does that mean we should jump on his bus and support his lack of class? Not me o! See some Wizkid fans (obviously, the razz ones) attacking Linda like it's not her job to be brutally honest. Lol, the fact that she's mad rich is adding to the hating.

When you're unbiased, you can see how insecure and shallow some little minded boys on this thread actually look. They'll probably wanna bash me after reading this comment.

Click on "quote" and bash me too, I'm waiting.

U r part of d very few who hv said d truth,d rest jes joined d wizkid bandwagon... Linda jes did her job as a blogger n d dude started sayn all sorts of shi... Apparently he has forgotten he is famous wc mks his lyf an open book... 4 Pete's sake he isn't d only one she writes abt,so he shld grow up already! Even if she slept wt his director, so what? He n his director r such kids... Wonder how those big ladies let ds immature little boy hv sex wt dem ,talk more of impregnating dem(i cringe everytym I fnk abt it)

Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw In A Trash Talk With Her Fan by Lisaflex(f): 3:51pm On Apr 03, 2016

In ds case, Kate was wrong.. She shldnt hv posted dt screenshot in d 1st place (petty n childish).. She is beginning 2 tk ds her jandon/Rambo attitude a little 2 far...D queenofking guy had a point buh passed it on harshly n Kate shldnt hv replied either.... 4get ds "celebrities r humans" gist, even as a regular person, u do not reply every comment...She shld calm down o! 1 day she'll meet sm1 who will willingly drag her by her hair 2ru d 36 states n even enter Ghana(eg Olumofin brothers)

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Lisaflex(f): 4:13pm On Mar 11, 2016

Ioannes:
you are talking about an IDEAL Nigeria where tribe shouldnt matter and not the reality on ground.

they have been complaining about Buhari even before he was sworn in. it's the case of crying wolf when there was none. now that there might be, How do we believe they are sincere.

I for one don't believe they are. I only take notice when Buhari's supporters complain.

A nation like Nigeria that was wrecked by the past government can't be expected to become suddenly great in a year or two.

when sincere critics talk, then we will listen.

I'm glad u admit dt der's d slightest chance dt der might be a wolf(even though u hv blatantly refused 2 tk a luk n confirm)
..
My dear ,not only Ibos r complaining,even those considered his supporters r complaining...Btw,it'll be nice if u can reevaluate sm of d opinions u hv formed concerning a certain tribe(will let u luk at things objectively)

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Lisaflex(f): 3:47pm On Mar 11, 2016

Ioannes:
my dear go through the names of all those that commented on basketmouth's page and make the connection.

Its funi 2 assume dt all Ibos are pro-Jonathan n anti-Buhari(Sm Ibos actually supported Buhari)...For 1 sec,luk past the tribe of the ppl complaining n read d complaints... R those complaints really baseless? Tell urslf d truth n 4get abt party affiliation n tribe

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Lisaflex(f): 3:34pm On Mar 11, 2016

laimo:
These are the same Jonathan family members anyway,always talking trash about others.

Really? Y does everything hv 2 be abt Jonathan?

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Posted This About Buhari And See What He Got. by Lisaflex(f): 3:25pm On Mar 11, 2016

castroevans:
Before Apc took over government, my breakfast was UTC sliced bread,5eggs with a very thick tea (I don't need to add sugar to the thick)... now i'm resorting to agege bread, one egg and tea filled with water that u can't even taste the chocolate or milk in it... this is not the change we asked for.

As tns bad reach,u alone dey finish 1 agege ,1 egg n all dt coloured water (tea)? Haba! u get conscience so? Its 2 much na...Pls pour sm of ur coloured water in 2 ds cup n cut d bread n egg in halves....D change starts wt u

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Celebrities › Re: CHAI!!! So Women Now Buy Eye Brows In The Market by Lisaflex(f): 9:01pm On Mar 07, 2016

Very soon der will be women spare part dealers(Ibo boys no dey waste tym)...A woman can den decide 2 remove her entire head n replace it wt a brand new one wtout stress...Ds is jst d beginning grin

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Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Stuns In All White, Like A Priest (Photos) by Lisaflex(f): 6:35am On Feb 23, 2016

Soutane cape grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by Lisaflex(f): 7:39pm On Feb 21, 2016

emusmith:
The Topic isn't there... You only gave the link.

Topic:paranormal experiences

www.nairaland.com/2076380/ever-paranormal-experience

Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? by Lisaflex(op): 7:29pm On Feb 21, 2016

So here's anoda gist... Ds 1 happened 2 my very own friend... Der was ds dude she was friends wt in one of d universities in d east,dey wer quite close... During one of d wknds,wyl d dude was travelling bk home, he got involved in an accident n died (of course, no1 in sch knew abt it)...Wen school resumed, niggie(dead dude) came bk 2 sch 2 n everytn was business as usual... He n my friend passed 2ru lonely places at 9t,ate 2geda, etc...One fateful morning after d dude left for school, his parents came 2 his hostel 2 pack his fnz... Wen they wer asked y,dey(parents) told em(ppl in his hostel) d dude was dead..As expected,nobody believed it ,esp my friend.. They all argued dt d guy jes left for school dt morning, after a lot of argument d parents of d boy decided 2 wait for d dude 2 return, buh d dude never showed up again...My friend has never stopped 1dering how easily d guy could hv harmed her if he wanted 2

Gaming › Re: Which Of These Games Did We Do Best When We Were Young??? by Lisaflex(f): 6:30pm On Feb 21, 2016

...Did everything in those pictures,every single one of em(only thing I did differently was i played in d rain naked)....Kai, my childhood was fun abeg grin

Romance › Re: If Your Wife Sleeps With Another Man, Will You Forgive Her by Lisaflex(f): 7:30am On Feb 20, 2016

firstking01:
You sabi bible my sister, help me preach this gospel to them unfaithful nigros

Romance › Re: If Your Wife Sleeps With Another Man, Will You Forgive Her by Lisaflex(f): 6:20pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstking01:
this is the law of sin and death giving to moses in mount horeb in exodus cnt recall the chapter now...then there was nothing like forgiveness, immediately you sin, they cast you out and stone you to death...

That's why in the new testament when they brought that woman that was caught in adultery before jesus, they wanted stoning her to death but our lord jesus introduced grace and mercy to them which we must follow if we must make heaven...

Thank you.....

And Jesus said"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"...They all turned around n left....If we check well,all these team 'dump her 4 cheating' guys r usually very unfaithful

Romance › Re: If Your Wife Sleeps With Another Man, Will You Forgive Her by Lisaflex(f): 6:12pm On Feb 19, 2016

lurlah2014:
WHY SHOULDN'T YOU FORGIVE AND FORGET, THIS IS WHERE I DONT GET IT, MEN WILL CHEAT ON THEIR WIFE UNDER HER NOSE AND HE WILL BE FORGIVEN, BUT WHEN IT TURNS TO THE WOMAN IT BECOMES A TABOO #SELFISH MEN OF NOW ADAYS #

I'll never understand dem...A man cheats n it isn't a big deal(excuses r made from all angles),a woman does d same tn n its world war...Ds double std annoys me lyk kilode

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Must Be Jealous Of Olajumoke! by Lisaflex(f): 5:36pm On Feb 19, 2016

He is not jealous ...At first, d Jumoke story was bae(it made sense) buh wt d way fnz are going nw(every1 jumping on d bandwagon), d whole fn jes doesn't mk sense anymore...Luck gets u 2 a certain point ,buh hard work tks u rest of d way(dey hv given Jumoke enuf fish already, i fnk its tym 2 teach her how 2 fish)...What msg r dey trying 2 pass? There r ways these companies dt r joining d bandwagon can affect d lives of several other Jumokes out der

Politics › Re: I Will Leave No Stone Unturned To Rid Nigeria Of Corruption - Buhari by Lisaflex(f): 5:21pm On Feb 19, 2016

Ds man is not smart at all....What happened 2 multitasking or prioritization? By d tym he would be done wt his corruption ish, d economy would be nonexistent

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