₦airaland Forum

Emmayong360: who molested you

Who else? Her father.

yuzedo: Sigh! Why won't this charade happen when you wife up a woman with such a ridiculous name!!

...beat me to it.

Lol. "Hard Core" fans. As in like rap music fans eh?

Btw, road to decimaTION indeed.

big mo: Mazi Dede. He lost his grandfather to the Nigerian side at the battle of uzuakoli. Since then, he has been praying fervently ƒσя another biafran war so he could avenge the old man's death. But all he would get is e-biafran war on nairaland.

Ha...no wonder. Many Igbo people are very bitter and simply looking for a Yoruba scapegoat to humor themselves with and "avenge" themselves (and probably under the cover of some other trumped up charges). I hope all Yorubas can be vigilant enough not to fall into any such trap.

oneliegeria: This get rich or die trying syndrome seems to take a lopsided direction. What is the cause?

They say ASUU suggested drug smuggling to the guy and introduced him to a drug baron. ASUU has a program for connecting mules to drug barons.

Discovered ko...if they had asked the locals nicely about this animal they would have "discovered" even more animals. As if the locals don't know the animal.

I guess they now offer hair insurance in Venezuela.

Ryabcool: you don't get what I'm saying 'Mr Smart'. I'm saying I hope it doesn't mutate into something that could threaten human existence. Now move along, will ya? Mschew!

Bull$hit. What sensible person will have such a baseless fear? What will mutate and what will cause the mutation? You are not making any sense. Just admit your ignorance.

*Funke Mode* Ye! Mo gbe! Ori Iya mi o! Kai, mi o mo ni!!!

*Picks phone and calls Kehinde* Honey, it's me your Pakurumo. What happened to us sef? I was just thinking about you, the only rat in my cupboard.

Ryabcool: "Killer T Cells"? Hope this aint some resident evil/I am Legend shit?

If you knew your Biology, you would know T-Cells are not fiction.

bakynes: Even on the train and Buses white pple prefer to stand all through the journey than sit close to a black person

Are you complaining about that or have a problem with that? I will be glad if white people rather stand than sit next to me abeg; so I can sit comfy.

[quote author=~Borat~]First of all I'm not denying this story, and even though I think its too long, the line in bold caught my eye. Is this man trying to tell me that he needs to compare photos to ascertain if its his wife or not? Like seriously?[/quote]You know her face keeps changing. So he needs to check against her several faces.

*Hiss* I'm glad the Aunty Jemima got a wake up call to tell her where she still belongs: in the kitchen.

ak47mann: Till today, the Oba of Lagos is the head of all the Kings in Lagos State and his status is
different from other Oba's most of whom
were later given back their crowns and staff
of office only within the last 40 years. Those
who got their crowns back were the original
land owners (Olofin's children). Modern-day
Lagosians have so intermingled that no
single tribe or people can claim it even
though the predominant language is Yoruba.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Lagos

No, actually the predominant language is Igbo. You are wrong there.

Johnpaul88: What game are we talking about here? Is this still a pre season game? Or what?

Ha, you didn't hear? Chelsea got their asses kicked 3-1 by Real Madrid last night (this morning). Mourinho looked lost.

*ahem* How far?

Pharoh: Lacks positional sense,intelligent movement, creating, opening and running into space. The team philosophy is strange to him, players like xavi, messi and iniesta cannot play without those triangles and tiki taka system or it is tiki tata now. He gives the ball away too much...

*Phew* Thankfully you are speaking of another Neymar obviously. I merely continued reading your post for another 30 words longer than necessary; the first 5 words clearly showed you are speaking of another person; or you don't even know who you are speaking about. You may go now.

Sanbuchi: What about steve wonder?

Oh yeah. No Stevie, no Ray Charles.

Right. All the blind BLACK people certainly don't come to mind.

Edipee: Will crime ever stop in Nigeria?

Lol. Will crime ever stop in the WORLD?

They should check the hospital records (if they have such) where she works. This woman will definitely have murdered a number of patients in her care.

Mcleo007: The assist go to those defenders who watch helplesly as the genius dazzles past them.

LOL. The opposing coach would definitely break some heads for that assist.

scantee: FT : 8 : 0 nice one boys.

Messi's first goal is one of those goals he scores so often: use his quick awareness and pace to beat the goalkeeper/defender to a loose ball (yes, at the right place at the right time indeed). Now, who do you give the assist to? Once again, NOT all goals are scored with assists.

A bit of education here. Baboons are monkeys; not apes. One thing about an ape is that it has no tail. Once you see a tail, then it is NOT an ape.

That is what happens when you encroach on animals natural habitat. They would not come searching for food in the apartments if their forest was providing.

Cajetan speaks: lagos indigens should be grateful to those living in their land, because i personally cn't live in that rowdy city

D you know what they call a paradox? You just wrote one. Just to give you a hint: who made Lagos rowdy?

NO LONG TIN: What I'm trying to say is that nobody should tell me Ibos shld go and develop their places because the yorubas didn't develop Lagos (the hausa - with their groundnut and Igbos with their oil did).

Which oil? Palm oil or crude oil?