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ogugua88: [size=13pt]Exactly. The garden is outside of your house. Your compound has a garden but your house does not. The same way the anus does not have a prostrate gland but the male reproductive system does.

"Has" means to contain or possess. It is a fact that the anus does not contain or possess the male prostrate gland. The anus/rectum is the last part of the digestive system and is not blocked by other organs for obvious reasons. You misspoke.[/size]

LOL. OK, next time I will never say my house has a pool or garden. I will say my "compound" has a pool.

By the way, "has" = "To possess as a characteristic, quality, or function". The fact that a man's @nus has the prostate in proximity unlike a woman's gives it a "characteristic" or "quality". And that "quality" distinguishes their physiology enough to where g@y men find @nal sex pleasurable. Capisce?

ogugua88: [size=13pt]The prostrate gland is part of the male reproductive system. The anus/rectum has to be clear in order for waste to be excreted. Therefore, the anus of a man does NOT have a prostate. The prostate gland is below the bladder and anterior of the anus.[/size]

Yes. My house does not have a garden simply because the garden is NOT inside my house. You have issues with English and logic.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Take an anatomy course ASAP. The prostate gland is not located in the anus of a male human.[/size]

Who ever said "in"? I said "has". Now you figure whether "has" means "inside" or "outside somewhere".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/23_love_secrets.html

Now, you go take Anatomy plus English classes.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I said I'm a student. You're the one saying medical.

This is so sad. Not only did you spew one of the biggest lies I've ever encountered on Nairaland, but two members liked your sham of a comment. The levels of ignorance, prejudice, and oversabi on this thread are disgraceful.[/size]

Which lie? That the male @nus has a prostate and the female doesn't? LMAO. Please humor me.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]However, until someone can prove to me that the composition of a woman's back door is different than that of a man's[/size]

And you are claiming to be a medical student? Of course a male @nus has a prostate which a female @nus does not have. The prostate is responsible for the pleasure the male h0m0sexuals feel. So @nal sex is more pleasurable for a male h0m0 than a female. Capisce?

As usual, Real Madrid gets the weakest of the clubs.

Mcleo007: 6. Thiago is the future!

He will be the past if he continues to give away the ball in sensitive areas of the pitch; while trying to be fancy. We keep saying he's young but may find he continues this style of play till he retires. He over elaborates all the time, it's tiring.

ddippset: Record after record after record. With almost every kick of the football another record falls. Last week he became the top classico scorer all time. Tonight he becomes the only man in history to score in 17 straight games.

That should make somebody in the capital quite green (with envy) like The Hulk.

manny4life: HUMAN RESOURCES / PAYROLL: HumanManager and Remita - Powered by: Systemspecs

When I saw this, I knew this was a joke. This software may be the best in Nigeria or Africa perhaps, but when u say globally, where do u fit in the likes of ADP that's used in about 50 countries?

Lol.

Akon? From St Louis? Are they mixing Akon up with Nelly?

ddippset: Men I am so so pissed but thank God it wasn't a hiding. My 5-0 is still intact. They can have the copa I'l have la liga. But for now I need man u to do me a favour. Knock these basstardz out.

They don't even have the Copa yet.

Stealthy: We are officially in crisis mode. We are definitely not beating Milan 3-0 if we keep defending like this.

Thank God Tito got us a healthy lead in the league before getting ill.



I agree 100%.

AJ, sorry man. Wrong match to go watch in Camp Nou.

Barca coaches and management need to learn that defence is part of the game and necessary investments in quality CBs is paramount for this team. No point defending like school boys and later blaming opponents for parking the bus.

Barca has lost to 2 big clubs. Those are the biggest clubs Barca played with while Roura was in charge; losing both by a 2 goal margin. The issue isn't just defense; it is easy to read Barca's game. Then it takes a good manager to motivate the players before a big game. Roura obviously doesn't have it. I don't see Barca overturning the deficit against Milan. Barca can get away with Roura playing Osasuna and Getafe. Playing against big clubs with experienced managers is a different matter.

Imagine if Tito had not been there for the first leg. It would've been worse.

But I am not blaming Roura. The management is to blame, but they must've thought since Villanova as assistant to Guardiola replaced Guardiola and had even better results, then Roura could do same.

Barcelona's arrogance in not using a proper caretaker manager is out for all to see. Now we can see the usefulness of a manager/coach.

He probably overstayed his visa limit on his last visit. For those saying "he should automatically have become a Nigerian citizen on marriage", is that how it's done world-wide? You just marry and ABRACADABRA you become a citizen of your spouses country? No need to apply right? That's even if the law permits.

mbulela: Oga, i hear say FCB tried playing Pique as a CF in the last mins of the Milan game as plan B?

That is not new; it has been used against both bus parkers and regular teams alike. Indeed the same tactic was used against Inter Milan 3 seasons ago in both legs. Do you remember who scored in the return leg at Camp Nou? Yes, Piqué.

[quote author=A-40]But it hit Alba's arms as well before the ball got to Constant! Don't you think that could have reduced the momentum just a little bit?? Constant's arms where raised but the ball went between his arms and the ball landed square in the face! Plus Barca have been beneficiaries of more contentious decisions than this one! Its debatable and John Barnes is only acting on a theory[/quote]I'm glad you said "just a bit". That's all there is in your post.

usbcable: initially I felt it was a hand ball.
But the pictures and replay on Supersport yesternight made me feel it may not have really been a h-a-n-d-b-a-l-l oooo.

but I would prefer having a freeze picture to reconfirm, problem is many photshop images go dey out there.

Anybody who has played football and with intuitive knowledge of the physics involved will know that ball did not just hit the face. That Man U fan (Bailey or whatever he's called was practically whooping over the loss and trying to argue that the ball hit the face because we all know he's a Barca hater). John Barnes on the other hand called it as it is: if the ball had hit the face, it would not have dropped dead on the turf for Prince to shoot. And Bailey had no argument against that. He kept quiet.

The head is bone, unlike an arm which can cushion a ball. If it was ONLY the head, the ball would've bounced off out of touch. And the fact that the arms were raised made it clearly a handball. You may be excused if your arms were at your side (close to your body) like the case of Jordi Alba in that same move. Really, it helps to have been a footballer yourself before making comments about the sport.

AjanleKoko: Bro, no writing on the wall jare.
So what if we go out of this Champions League? We won the 2006 edition, the next one we were bundled out by Liverpool in the round of 16. The one right after we got to the semis, and lost to United. Pep wasn't even the coach then.

Barcelona remains the issue in world footie. If we lose, it makes news. If we win, it makes news (that we were supported by UEFA or something).
Let the bus parkers keep parking bus jare. FC Barcelona will keep doing what it does. Shikena.

Very soon some managers will start putting it in their CV that they were able to beat Barcelona. Like Neil Lennon of Celtic. Doesn't change much for Barcelona, but changes a lot for him, doesn't it?

I like the way you are taking it sha. Quite philosophical. Barca and Barca fans truly have class. I noticed how nobody even mentioned the controversial goal till that article. I look forward to the return leg at the Nou.

On a lighter note, maybe Barca should look at more Africans and apologize to Eto'o; Celtic and Milan goals had quite an African coloration.
Most jokes have an element of truth; the Barca first team is way too light for my liking.

AjanleKoko: ^^
A bit early to be writing an eulogy, in my view.

Yeah we're probably going to go out, but there's always a next season.

I only read tht title of the article; it did make sense. It's a bit exasperating when you realize Barca is quite likely to lose to a bus parking team. We have discussed a Plan B for these kind of teams and it's tiring to see Barca play and lose the same way over and over. Yeah, controversial first goal. But for a team like Celtic to even win was an omen; the writing on the wall.

Did you also notice the tendency of Dani Alves to just run like a headless chicken to the center of defense and then have to run to HIS flank a bit too late? I have seen that second goal so many times. Is he unteachable?

[quote author=A-town]Is this a joke. If na joke stop am ooo. Almost no political assassinations in Abachas time ke? U wan enter one chance abi. If the families of d dead send amadioha to u ehn.....edit that your mistake chap chap.[/quote]Lol. Historical revision at its best.

Joey82: I assure u dudu that there crack head soldiers out there who will not even blink not to talk of shedding a tear in such circumstances.
i just gave u examples of vatsa and orkar, their body languages and reactions during their trials is a pointer to the fact that they didnt give a damn, they sure knew the consequences of their actions.
i think during Diya's time soldiers became too much involved in politics and started thinking of themselves as civilians
the core discipline was no longer there and a lot of them were only interested in looting our treasury.

Vatsa actually begged Babangida and tried to escape through the air conditioner compartment on the wall in Babangida's office (if we are to believe Babangida's story).

onitshaigbo: Seun, Moderators, why haven't you banned this thread for corrupting the moral values of our beloved Nigeria with this wicked devilish Atheism??! Doesn't Nigeria have enough problems without God putting His curse (God forbid!) on us for having so many Atheists? If we do not shut these Atheists up and totally annihilate Atheism we will have blood on our hands when we are punished for allowing such filth in our midst!

Atheists, this may be in vain but Jesus Christ died for you too! You have a purpose in this life that God has planned for you! Find it and you will find peace.

I don weep 4 Naija.

I hope you have not stopped weeping. But I support you. You should launch a crusade or jihad against these dirty Atheists!

masu: but i must tell yorubas to learn how to keep shut bcuz you guys love ranting online and in newspapers like women,

One love.

It is rather hilarious when a person advises people not to do what he is doing. You are the one that is ranting like a woman here; and should learn to shut up.

Paschal007: And the attitude of most Nigerians girls are not helping matters!

I think you are on to something there. We've heard of how men woo women in Europe by singing to them outside their bedroom window (called serenade). Let's face it; if you try this with a Nigerian girl you will likely be ridiculed. She will be too embarrassed on your behalf and for "drawing too much attention"; she may even turn you down as a result.

Barca played against Granada, the officials and Alexis Sanchez and won.