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Beaf:So? "koni" man die, "koni" man bury am. Does that make either of them not "koni" man or what's your point again? I suppose you are tripping over your balls. |
Is it not funny that the biggest bribe scandals involved foreigners? Or were the Siemens officials Nigerians? |
Beaf:You forgot bringing in an expatriate to replace GEJ himself. How could that important one skip your mind? |
Even if he wants to do public relations, it will be minimalLol. There, Jonathan uses the term used by bribe takers and givers alike. Hmm. And he admits it will only minimize corruption, but not eliminate it. |
Once again: “Very soon we will get people from the World Bank to be at my office. For every contract we want to award, irrespective of the structures we have on the ground, they will assess it, so that if a job is supposed to cost N10,000 and it’s awarded for N10,000, the likelihood of that contractor bribing anybody will be reduced. Even if he wants to do public relations, it will be minimal. It will not be like the scandalous thing we have now,” Jonathan said.So who is getting it wrong here? The proverbial horse, or the member of the audience who seems to know more than the actors? |
I think some people can't read. abubello: |
[quote author=A-ZeD link=topic=876928.msg10249126#msg10249126 date=1329913876]Why do we have a finance ministry, bpe ?[/quote]Lol. Guess who the Finance Minister is? Our Finance Ministry is basically World Bank. |
That's what happens when masquerades these days are young men crazed and in a frenzy from the copious amounts of gbana they would've taken for performance. Back in the day masquerades were old or middle-aged men. |
Coefficient:Lol. The images of a turbaned super hero just came to my mind. |
Aha. And some slow-pokes think the World Bank does not supervise our affairs. |
Those who doubt the "official" version of events as told by the guards do have a point. |
Dudu, you missed something there. I can categorically state that our actual Lingua franca is Pidgin English and not Queen's/British English. It's still English, but the fact that it's in pidgin form means it's a separate language. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Pidgin Nigerian Pidgin is an English-based pidgin and a creole language spoken as a lingua franca across Nigeria. |
Covering up your ignorance with laughter will only work in Nigeria. Don't try it abroad. Baboon. |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=874717.msg10238093#msg10238093 date=1329794146]Pray tell, what is your Ligua Franca (<=== LWKMD) , mumu?[/quote] A lingua franca (or working language, bridge language, vehicular language) is a language systematically used to make communication possible between people not sharing a mother tongue, in particular when it is a third language, distinct from both mother tongues.[1]I had to define what Lingua franca means because I'm sure you don't know what it means. Monkey. So now you can use what ever zinjanthropus brain you have to figure out what our Lingua franca is. |
Who is this m0ron informing? You better go inform the Al majiris in front on your house. Once again, the standard thing should be for the inscriptions to be in our Lingua franca. Whether Soludo approved it or not means nothing to me. I do not do that clannish follow-follow that drives you. |
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=874717.msg10238069#msg10238069 date=1329793068]the denominations written in the three major languages of Ibo, Hausa and Yoruba.[/quote]And this makes perfect sense to you eh? Once Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba are represented then all is well with the world eh? I can imagine how it feels to be constantly left out of the scheme of things. I wonder why the minorities are always so silent. The standard thing is for the note to have inscriptions in the Nigerian Lingua franca and who ever doesn't understand it *shrugs*. |
tochimas:http://odili.net/news/source/2011/oct/4/322.html |
librangyps:Exhibit B. |
Ivynwa:Exhibit A. |
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=874717.msg10234931#msg10234931 date=1329754417]Stop being hypocritic.Only smaller denominations of naira were changed to polymer then.[/quote]'scuse me? Where I sabi you from? Aribisala, the fact that the British did it that way does not mean we had to continue that way. Their style should not necessarily determine ours. So by the time we had our own currency designed by us, you might as well disregard the previous currency give to us by our overlords. |
*Devil's Advocate mode* The husband must have done something to her. He must have slapped her. He definitely beats her regularly. Don't ask me how I figured all these out. I just know (thanks to some estrogen shots I just took on my buttocks). |
PeeDaVinci:Lol. I thought so too. So Sanusi bin Laden must've put them back. By the way why are some people bringing the British into the matter? The Naira was created as a currency about a decade after independence, remember? |
bulksms247:This is the exact line of reasoning he had; and which got him killed. "Don't they know who I am?" I laugh in machine gun fire. |
Seun:Apparently you conveniently missed the "stabbed him multiple times" part. Btw are you some kind of feminist or effeminate? Because I noticed your penchant for coming up with defenses for women. You are right though; hitting someone with a pestle and stabbing same person multiple times doesn't imply you killed him. But you can be accused of murder though. |
kpolli:Lol. Funny you mentioned that. I haven't seen all these estrogen laden creatures run in here to rain curses on the woman and the mother that raised her. |
That's what happens when you marry a violent woman. I'm sure she must've shown her true colors even before marriage but he still married the cave-woman. |
Please. My uncle and his friend were beaten up and framed as armed robbers by policemen in that period as well. They were lucky they were not murdered. The Nigeria Police Force was never a respectable entity. And the reason is simply because they are same Police Force setup by the British for suppression and oppression. They have maintained that purpose through time. |
rawtruth:Please, which year was Dele Udoh murdered by a policeman? |
[quote="Beaf"]Regardless of what the name means, it shows a complete lack of self-worth that we have been unable to take up an indegenious name in our more than half a century of existence. A name that actually means something to us, something with history, warmth and such cultural backing that we can feel a glow each time it is mentioned. Living under the name, Nigeria is the same as a Nigerian naming his child "Phillip" or "Zachariah" and thinking nothing is wrong. By giving that child a foreign name, you have planted a seed in its psyche that foreign is better; in other words, you have conjured shortcomings on your own kid and projected them unto the World as a mere counterfeit; struggling to be the "better" white man or Arab. Always a shadow of the real thing and always lacking substance. White people live here all their lives, but I have never ever met a white Biodun or Igho or Izu. I have met many whites who are happy to recite how they grew up in Enugu, Kano or Lagos; one was even desperate to speak Hausa, but without fail, they are all called names like John, Tim, Shawn etc. Inferiority complex shows in a name, sometimes that is not the case, but most times it is. In the case of the Name, Nigeria it definitely is a national case of inferiority showing through, as such the name is a symptom of a deeper malaise (as someone pointed out earlier). It is the reason we cannot manufacture a pin in the country, because we believe we are inately incapable. It is also the same reason we see goods made in Aba and instead of glowing pride in the achievements of our own, we feel a sort of shame and hurry off to buy the one from "Germany," even in cases where the Aba one is better. The name has no meaning or concept, either physically, psychologically or spiritually to the citizen. Indeed, it is as much a mere word as the country, Nigeria is a mere piece of land on which we happen to exist. No meaning, no attachment, no culture. Is it a surprise that a country that can live like that is highly unsucssessful? Somebody show me a developed country that is bearing a meaningless foreign name. You will find exactly NONE. You are your name.[/quote]Um, are you saying your president is about to change his name? What with a name like "Goodluck Jonathan"? WTF?If you are a bit more exposed, you will meet white people with Yoruba names (as I have); and yes living in Ibadan. |
Gwazah:LMAO. In Nigeria eh? Continue in your delusion. Lie to yourself long enough and you'll start believing. |
If it isn't about superstition, the word "niger" is the latin for "black". That is also the origin of the word "negro" and the derogatory "nigger". But if you want to translate it as "darkness" it's all good. |
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What with a name like "Goodluck Jonathan"? WTF?