₦airaland Forum

LOL. When you talk about their corrupt "elite", some of them feeding from the crumbs that drop from the tables of the "elite" will fight you and call you "jealous". I remember a few dumb ones proudly talking about how the kids of ex northern governors drive exotic cars around the UK.

[quote author=Okija_juju]And where was he during Christmas and Easter day bombings?! [/quote]Are you OK? You want God to work during a holiday? You think you are the only one who enjoys holidays?

ifeci: Speaker Tambuwal and lawal farouk have proven that there are still some good people out there. these are the kind of men that we need!

Sorry to break it to you, but they are not good people. It's all about politics. It's like 2 Mafia Dons having a war; the only good thing is they might end up wiping each other out.

Purist: Why do you guys attribute every successful AND popular person to some "occult group"? From the days of Celine Dion (Church of Satan) to George Bush (Freemason), and now this?

Meanwhile, I asked a question earlier. If you'd scroll up and kindly respond, that would be appreciated.

You mean, why do envious losers always want to give somebody more successful/talented etc bad press?

Let me also add that it's the same reason why religious people mandate you to attribute your success to a higher being - they are not comfortable with the fact that there are people with better abilities than them. So, if you read your books and being intelligent enough you excel in your exam you better attribute it to Jesus/Allah otherwise you will begin to draw attention and envy. You need to completely make yourself appear to be like them - dumb and all. Otherwise you are arrogant. When you attribute your success to God and make yourself ordinary like them (thereby massaging their ego), you are humble.

By attributing your success to a higher being, you help the religious with their feeling of inadequacy as you are basically saying they are not responsible for their shortcomings and you remove blame from them. At the same time, you are saying that you were merely lucky to have been divinely chosen, and were things slightly different, they could have been the chosen ones. All in all, this serves as to assuage the feeling of inferiority that they may feel as a result of your success (which stokes the flames of envy).

LOL. All these dead-body dem (David Mark and Babangida) who are so ready to shed their blood to keep Nigeria one. Can they even lift an M-16 with one arm?

. . .because the right people spend the best part of their lives posting on the Internet rather than taking on these criminals. That's why.

[quote author=Alaba_Slim]ALABA wat a WIZARD IN D MAKIN[/quote]I expect Guardiola to be taking a good look at him as a replacement for Abidal. All those Ronaldo "fancy footwork" didn't work on him (they never work on big-time players).

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]
the minute madrid loses their first match this year[/color][/quote]You apparently skipped the 1-2 loss (at home of course) to Barcelona in the Copa del Rey.

1025: why is the almighty barca not 20 points ahead in la liga at the moment?

The simple answer is, because Guardiola sometimes decides to use a weaker team filled with Team B boys and rest regulars. THAT is the only reason, and I am sure you won't even understand after this explanation. No team, and I mean, NO team in the world or from outer space can beat the Barca first team (regulars). Go ask your god (Mourinho) as he was beaten roundly 2 times over a 2 month period (at home 3-1, and over 2 legs in the Copa del Rey).

The northerners (Christian or Muslim) should start winning international academic awards. Which one of them is on the level of people like Wole Soyinka or Achebe?

LMAO. For the mere fact that Fashanu is generally disliked in the UK, to then have him as a character witness says a lot.

Very correct Dani. The sore losers always remember being denied penalties while forgetting that Barca was playing a man down from a dubious red card.

handsomeness: your acting strange.

Absolutely right. In the mind of an ignorant like you, asking pertinent questions comes across as strange. Anybody that doesn't just swallow what any fool tells him is strange. I agree.

Somebody was accused of kidnapping victims for rituals and had clients he calls on a cellphone, yet nobody (especially the police) checked the call history to figure out who his clients were? You actually believe what the Nigerian Police tells you? I do agree that I am strange though. You are the quite normal typical Nigerian Dundee that dot the landscape.

afam4eva: We're talking of how long there carreers were when they were in prominence and not while they were playing in oblivion. And you're not smart to reduce this to a mere tribal thing. SHAME.

Who should be ashamed? Me or the tribalist without a clue? OK, when did Yekini first play for the Super Eagles? (I will give you a hint, they were still called Green Eagles then). Go figure.

Using just the eyes and ears, the pics are of 2 different people. Did the kidnappers also carry out plastic surgery on him?

afosam4real: In every rumour,there are some iota of truth.

OK, there's a rumor going around that you are a mo.ron. There has to be some iota of truth in it eh?

afam4eva: Yekini doesn't even come close because he didn't have a long career.

LOL. I usually read many of your ignorant posts and restrain myself but I just couldn't on this one. Come, which bush are you from? Do you even know about Nigerian sports at all? Or maybe all your thinking is driven by primordial tribal instincts (as in Okocha and Kanu are Igbo)? Yekini's career was longer than Okocha's and Kanu's combined.

jamace: He was found with a cell phone then with which he used to communicate with his customers.

Did you or anybody confirm that cellphone was working? Did anybody (you or the so called Nigerian Police) go through the cellphone's call history and contacts? Any madman can pick up a cellphone from the road side (especially after the owner had just been mugged by armed robbers); no biggie.

Human Psycho: successful dudes are discussing how they will share their assests, you guys are busy helping them analyse...... Kobo go reach me

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Mekozoral: Gud mornin all, i'm a 28yrs old beautiful woman, devoted christian, gud job nd a virgin, but recently i've got a really big problem,when i get up early in d mornin 2get prepared 4work i get very Hot, it's nt like i read or watch sexual arousal books or movies cos my job takes all my time but i don't know why i feel dis way, i delibrately stayed of datin 4like 8yrs now so as 2 concentrate on my studies but while i was in sch neva had dis feelin why now? Even when i was in a relatnship yrs back wen i was 20yrs, i neva enjoyed d touching he'll beg nd beg b4 i manage 2giv him a kiss, but as i type dis now, i can't wait 4a man's touch, is dis normal, am i not sinning against God because it's not until u get intimate with a man b4 u commit fornicatn, thinking about it alone is a sin, i had 2come out with dis cos dis morning is worst 4me, God know if a man made an attempt 2touch me i'll fall, 4som1 like me now who has always hope 2present myself as a gift 4my man on my wedin night nd considerin my current predecament, pls my peeps if i acept to go out with d guy who has been on my neck for som months now, what strategy can i use so dat i don't sleep with him till my weddin night cos, i'm really havin a big struggle with my hormones, even though he his a perfect gentle guy, i'm scared of myself cos d way i feel lately, i hope i won't be d one 2beg him 2make love 2me, pls hw do i contol myself.Matured,Honest nd sincere advice, i'll take insults as part of d advice cos human think differntly. Thanks.

Mekozoral: @ greateros, dat was a nice 1 from u, i don't know how 2 highlight/copy ur post i wud hav done so,@ poster kindly heed to d advice of greateros, though it's a very bitter experience but if u still wana hold him, do it d legal way, Meanwhil hav u 4gotten Karma? he wud have paid for nd probably still paying for what he did dat night.

I was a victim of abuse too from 3 different men b4 i was 9yrs, first was my step broda, he came visiting us i was happy 2see him nd i sat on his laps in d compound afta somtime when it became dark nd there was no light he inserted his finger into my virgina, i felt some pain but i just coldn't tell him to stop i thing i was arround 3-4yrs then but later stopped when he heared som1's footstep it wasn't dat he later threatned me not 2tell but i just had d fear of keeping it 2myself, anoda was a man who came 2 for som house fittings he, i was alone in d house but suddenly i didn't know what came ova him but i still remeber very well dat somtin stood still in his trouser nd was rubbing his hands all ova me my body but i spanked his hands nd ran outside yet i cud not tell anybody, d last was d worst of it all may be he's a gay a teacher nd a neighbour, we usually go 2his place for lesson he held me down nd dug his manhood in my anus, i thinks i should be arround 7yrs when this happened he continued in nd out till he finally stoped, i wasn't myself for days but i still could nt open up nd i don't know why but dis i think has a psychological effect on me now cos as i type dis i'm 28yrs nd i can't let anyman touch me, my hymen is still intact nd i'm a maiden, i had just 1 boyfriend in mylife nd broke up wit him 8yrs back nd eva since then i've nt given any man anoda chance. But i know they'll pay for all they did.

OK, you are not an anal virgin eh? Anyway, sebi men will "pay for all they did" to you; why are you yearning for their touch again?

Because religion was created by women. See where all the fables they told their kids for the purpose of control have landed us, with the kids all grown up now but only physically grown. Still hanging on to the lies their mothers told them. Cradle to the grave, generation to generation, and so it carried on.

Oya let the revolution begin.

All that English matter no concine me. All I wanna know is, how much was that large deposit and was it your money?

The irony of it all is, if she's caught up somewhere in the North during one of their psychotic orgies of murder she wouldn't stand a chance.

Funkymallam: So them get this skill too?

Funny. From whom do you think Nigerians learnt to be so dishonest? From their colonial masters of course.

Arosa: He looks more like a frog to me.

Toad, more like. And indeed, praise be to Allah!

[quote author=str8_talk]I diagree wt u there. when u 'log in' into ur online profile/account, d pin u used is not necessary dsame as d one u use wt ur ATM Card. Also,d token is another last end of security,but we failed to forget another factor,ur 'Security answer' field which must b filled before u r asked to use ur token.
For d website,correct gtbank website is: gtbank.com
So,go through dis website if don't want ur information 2 b compromised if dat is even possible.[/quote]For obvious reasons I will not try to browse through the phish site; I am only guessing that the user will at some point be told to enter his ATM card and pin.

dabriggs: I do know that carbonmonoxide from a car has odour.

Please people not aware of what carbon monoxide is should ignore this ignorant post. Carbon monoxide DOES NOT have odor. It is an odorless, colorless gas. The EXHAUST FUMES of a car may have odor but the carbon monoxide that MAY be in it DOES NOT have an odor. But then the exhaust fumes might still have carbon monoxide and not have an odor. Please be careful.

psalmizt: Dear all, there's angle of all this that no one is looking at. Ok good they manage to get your account login, how about the TOKEN?

I don't think they need the token to be able to withdraw money from your account. All they need is to get your ATM card number and pin and they are good to go. With those 2 they can create a copy of your card and then the ATM beckons.

Yep. A car that was supposed to be taken to the mechanic workshop for repairs to fix the partial combustion that produces carbon monoxide, but rather was being used as a lover's rendezvous will kill you and your sweetheart before either one of you knew what the deal was, as you both slip into unconsciousness and death. If you ever get that sleepy feeling when you shouldn't be feeling sleepy, pinch yourself and run for it.

Oh, so Awo destroyed the Nigerian Federal structure? I thought that blame went to Ironsi (Igbo) who started the Unitary System by decree, which by the way led to riots especially in the North where it was thought this was proof of an Igbo agenda to dominate as the Unitary System implied that an Igbo man in the Civil Service could be posted to the North (which was not the case before Ironsi came along).

After the "counter coup" of July '66 the Northerners decided to keep the status quo as they now held all the cards, and were ever so grateful to Ironsi for providing them with a platform for domination.

So once again, who destroyed the Nigerian Federal structure?

2buff: I'm sorry whats your problem? 
The only one doing any denigration right now is you. 
The question is a simple and valid one: Is there a weight limit to serve in the NYSC? 

I'm not in naija, neither do I have to serve. I'm just laughing up some ideas for kicks (or real use, whichever comes first).

Lol. That's the revenge of the fatso right there. The heavyweights fight back. Obviously the dude is fat. You better run before he sits on you. :p